NNN : D
Hana: Hahahaaaaa~! I manage to make my blond himbo lose his stupid NNN challenge!
Angela: Blond himbo? Hana dear, you better not be speaking of my husband. Because if so, I will kill you, reserect you, and then kill you again, over, and over again until I am satisfied… understood?
Hana: Ha! Good joke, Angela.
Angela: …
Hana: G-Good joke…?
Angela: …
Hana: Okay, hold on, you’re married?!
Angela: Yes, yes I am.
Hana: …
Hana: For how long?!
Angela: Lets see… I got married when I was nineteen… So my husband, and I have been married for twenty years now~!
Hana: Twenty years?!
Angela: Yes. Our wedding anniversary was a few months ago, just after our daughter’s nineteenth birthday.
Hana: You have kids?!
Angela: Yes, eight wonderful children~!
Hana: E-Eight kids?!
Angela: Mostly Twins, and triplets. Seven girls, and one son if you’re curious.
Hana: Eight kids…?
Hana: …
Hana: Honestly, you don’t look like you’ve even had one kid…
Angela: I shall take that as a compliment.
Hana: W-Well, I’m not going after your husband. I didn’t even know you were married! A-And, he’s a year younger than me, not some guy in his forties!
Angela: Very well. So tell me… how did you make your ‘blond bimbo’ loose this, NNN challenge thingy?
Hana: Uhhh… M-Mostly by accident…
Angela: By accident; what kind of accident?
Hana: …
Hana: I got stuck in, Tokki…
Angela: What do you mean by ‘stuck?’
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Hana: Oh no…
Hana: I’m stuck…
Hana: Grrrr! Come on! I just gotta wiggle myself out of hereeeeeeee…!
Hana: …
Hana: Shit…
Hana: Tokki! Open up! Let me gooooo!
Hana: …
Hana: HELLLLLP! Someone one, anyone! HELP!
: Hana? Hana, did you call for…? The hell?
Hana: Oh thank gods you’re here! Can you get me out?
: How did this happen?
Hana: I didn’t get out fast enough, and it closed on me. Can you help me?
: Isn’t there an emergency release button you can press?
Hana: Yes, but my arms are pinned, and I can’t reach it! There’s another one on the outside, can you hit the button for me?
: That depends…
Hana: On what?
: Can I… Can I tap that ass first…?
Hana: …
: …
Hana: Yes.
: Awesome!
(RIPPPP!)
: Let’s begin~!
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Angela: I see… Well, it looks like everything work out in the end.
Hana: Oh it worked out; It really worked out~!
Angela: Well, I’m glad for you. But, I didn’t know you were dating anyone, who is he?
Hana: He’s a, Huntsmen-in-training. His name is, Jaune Arc.
Angela: Jaune… Arc…?
Hana: Yeah, Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls of the tongue, ladies love it~!
Angela: Tell me… Does he have blue eyes, is about six foot five with white armour, and uses a longsword…?
Hana: Yeah, he does… How did you know?
Angela: He’s… He’s my son…
Hana: …
Hana: Oh fuck…
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I don’t know why, I just find this pairing interesting.
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can you make headcannons with Ashe, sombra, kiriko and dva for when you're depressed?
𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝔻𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤
Scenario | How quickly do they find out (If not told) | How often will they get you out and about | How often do they check in | If they find you self harming
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TW: Self harm (final headcanon)
I don't have experience with depression so I'm sorry if they aren't perfectly correct. All having only 4 headcanons each.
𝔸𝕤𝕙𝕖:
She is a busy woman so it could take her a few days to a week, but B.O.B is quick to realize.
Ashe tries to get you out and about often, but seeing as she is a wanted criminal a lot of your dates are private. With her gang stealing and / or buying stuff for you.
She tries to check in real often, but seeing as she has a gang to run, missions to do so plenty of the time B.O.B or other gang members show up.
Most likely B.O.B found you, so she is rushing to you. She focuses on comforting you while B.O.B helps your wound / injury.
𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕓𝕣𝕒:
Honestly she’s not as quick as you’d think, as she’s constantly busy with work but will still find out within a few days.
Even with her status as a criminal she’s taking you everywhere you want or have ever wanted. Not letting anything stop you two.
She can and will constantly check up on you, using anything she can depending on your preference. Talking from the camera or doing facetime calls is your choice.
She’s quick to remove any weapon / sharp object from your range, especially if you used it. Then, depending on your injury she’ll start bandaging or covering it.
𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕠:
Almost instantly, she is practically hyper aware of any mood change or any type of change in general.
Her first thought is the arcade, using prizes or snacks as bribes. If they don’t work or you don’t like it she’ll take you for a walk with her fox spirit, you three relaxing for a few hours.
She tries to be around as often as possible, but she might forget every so often. If that happens she makes up for it, each time it’s missed it’s now a day spent together.
She’ll be panicking on the inside but won’t let it show. Not needing any other medical supplies, using her Ofduas to heal it instead.
𝔻.𝕍𝕒:
She is the most busy out of the four, so give or take a few weeks to a month to realize.
It's likely you'll be taken to most meet and greets, anything relating to streaming. But if you get overwhelmed she'll have someone take you away, sometimes following.
Most of her checking in is during streams, when she has a rest period she'll turn around and check on you. If she doesn't chat will remind her.
She'll forget about anything else but comforting you. Not doing any medical aid until you say something or she calms down.
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