When you remember that Diego spent his 30th birthday in a mental asylum
Oh fuck not again….
holy shit this 13-26 trend took me on a journey ~
Opened a box tonight and got a lovely cardboard cut. Couldn’t find the normal bandaids and stuff, so i had to MacGuyver my fucking hand 🤦🏻♀️
The Joys of Painting: ft. Bob Ross. (this took FOUR hours)
i just got stabbed in the foot with a chocolate chip what has this world come to
charlie cringe comp
Me, getting ready for bed: ooowwww, body, what the hell, why are you hurting?
My genetic disability:
Ow, I just wanna talk to my baby.
me: *has horrible back pain and muscles spasms*
also me: hee hee look at me backbend :)
my arm burns
why did i install this modpack
my spine has decided it no longer wants to be a spine, and would like to pursue a new career as a pool noodle, or perhaps a bendy straw
i’m quite literally the stupidest motherfucker on this planet. i was fucking with my mask because i have to wear it at all times to avoid getting respiratory droplets in the air as i wait for my covid test results. and so i’m fucking with the mask, and i shove it straight up, far too fast, into my eyes. i’m in so much pain. my eyes are now stinging and watering. why am i so fucking dumb? what did i fucking do to myself? send help.
I did a shoulder workout today and everything was fine but now I got a sharp stabbing pain running from my left shoulder to bicep whenever I do certain movements. Like I can lift my arm out to the side just fine unless I rotate my thumb up and then I’m literally going to die. And I just have zero how I managed to create this much pain for myself. It wasn’t even an intense workout? Only small movements? And it’s such a sharp pain??
Ugh why is my body so ooooold
i hate cramps 😖