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dunnodontask · 5 months
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Mike Schmidt x Ness the Waiter
Warnings: - mentioned con dub con
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A = Aftercare
Ness: lots, if Mike will let him. He likes to give lots of praise afterwards, not necessarily on purpose I think he’s just like that. He’s also a stickler for hydration because sex is a very labor intensive act “but thats just a theory 🤓👆” At the very least he makes sure Mike has a pillow under his head so his neck doesn’t hurt when he wakes up <3
Mike: minimal, if he isn’t asleep already (see Z). He isn’t a very affectionate guy, not on purpose but it is what it is. Ness makes up for it for both of them. He mainly asks if Ness is good, than passes out. Its cute, kinda. Ness seems to think so.
B = Body part
Ness: He likes Mike’s arms, and by extension, his hands. They’re surprisingly strong. He isn’t a body builder or anything, but he can lift Ness easily, if he wants to. Mike is a pretty handsy guy when they’re alone, and Ness likes it when he feels him up, whether it be deliberately or desperately or lazily.
Mike: Ness’s ass (and legs), for sure. They’re somewhat muscular from skating at work all day, but there is still some softness to them. Mike’s the kind of guy to put his hand on Ness’s thigh and just leave it there while watching a movie or something. Not always teasing necessarily, he just likes how it feels.
C = Cum
Ness: As much as he’d like to let Mike cum wherever he wants on (or in) him, cleanup can be a bitch so that is on rare occasions. Otherwise they stick to condoms to make things easy.
Mike: He likes to cum inside Ness, though like I said its on rare occasions he actually gets to. He likes to cum inside, than watch it drip out. It’s pretty, in a strange way.
D = Dirty secret
Ness: He has called in late a few times because a quickie turned into a not so quickie. He feels bad about it, but it was definitely worth it.
Mike: He has jerked off to Ness’s voice over the phone before. Not even phone sex of anything, just during one of Ness’s rambling conspiracy theory at 3 am calls.
E = Experience
Ness: More than you would think. He comes off as pretty sweet and inexperienced when you first meet him, but he lived in a larger city for a few years before he met Mike and had some hookups and even a steady boyfriend or two.
Mike: None. Unless you count hand stuff in high school, which Mike does not. He hasn’t really had time.
F = Favorite position
Ness: When bottoming, he likes to ride Mike. He also likes missionary, if he’s feeling sentimental. When topping, he likes either missionary or face down ass up.
Mike: Topping, he likes being ridden or slow and lazy on their sides. Bottoming, he likes missionary and on their sides.
G = Goofy
Ness: Depends on the situation. He likes to tease Mike, in a sweet sappy way.
Bonus: He is much better at maintaining his composure than Mike, and could easily hold a conversation while fucking.
Mike: Maybe, when they are first starting. But he gets a bit incoherent closer to climax.
H = Hair
Ness: Very neat about his grooming. He has some hair on his chest and legs, very light. He either trims his pubic hair or shaves it, depending.
Mike: Somewhat neat about his grooming. He probably has about the same amount of hair as Ness, but its darker so it looks like more. He trims his pubic hair like, once a month at most.
I = Intimacy
Ness: Can be very sappy and romantic, or casual and quick, depending. He prefers a more tender lovemaking style, but is aware that that isn’t always possible.
Mike: As much as he would like quickies, he is terrible at them. He is much too touchy feely and soft.
J = Jack off
Ness: Occasionally, but prefers sex
Mike: Occasionally, but he rarely has time. Between work, sleep, and taking care if his sister he is a busy man.
When he finds time, though, it’s always to thoughts about Ness.
K = Kink
Ness: Roleplay, (specifically con dub-con.) Feminization, bondage, degradation. Honestly, he’ll try anything once. BUT he doesn’t need it to get off, just to be clear.
Mike: When first asked, he would say he doesn’t have any. But he has discovered he is sorts into lingerie, on Ness I mean. And he likes being praised.
L = Location
Ness: Anywhere. He has a knack for finding abandoned buildings and kinda likes fucking in them. He also likes the FANTASY (not reality) of Mike fucking him over the diner counter. (Maybe I will elaborate on these later 👀)
Mike: Private places, but can be convinced to go to more exposed locations.
M = Motivation
Ness: Any little bit of affection from Mike, honestly. Mostly because Mike saves his affection for when they are alone, so its a rare treat. Hand on his thigh, morning spooning, cuddling on the couch, all get him excited
Mike: he rarely initiates, so if Ness is turned on he is turned on. He also likes when Ness goes off on a long rant about something he is interested in. It’s pretty hot to see him all passionate.
N = No
Ness: poop and puke (yuck).
Mike: same, also any kidnapping scenario when roleplaying. For obvious reasons. Daddy kinks are kinds weird for him too.
O = Oral
Ness: Likes giving, and pretty good at it. He gets shy when receiving, especially when being eaten out.
Mike: Likes receiving and giving equally. He likes eating ass, especially because its, like, the only thing that makes Ness shy.
P = Pace
Ness: When topping, he tried to keep a slow, steady pace as long as he can. He has tried to be rougher but he worries about hurting Mike (he never has, but Mike thinks its cute)
Mike: He tries to be slow and sensual, especially when they are having a lazy morning, but towards climax he can get a bit rough and erratic. Ness likes both.
Q = Quickie
Ness: Great in theory (haha), but not very plausible in practice. But he is content with a quick handie before work.
Mike: Impossible, he can’t do it. He’d like to, but he’s very touch starved so a handjob before work turns into sex very quickly.
R = Risk
Ness: Hell yeah, what’s life without risks? He’ll try anything once.
Mike: Maybe, sometimes. He doesn’t love it, but for Ness he tries.
S = Stamina
Ness: Back to back? Five, tops. He has a-lot of energy. He could do a whole day of sex if he wanted (with breaks of course).
Mike: If he has slept enough, two, maybe three. Otherwise he taps out after one.
T = Toys
Ness: A few. He likes ones that vibrate. Mike likes to watch him use them. He really likes the ones he can control.
Mike: None, unless Ness buys him one. But he likely isn’t going to use it, he feels too self conscious about it.
U = Unfair
Ness: He loves teasing. Being teased is fun too, but not nearly fun as doing the teasing yourself.
Mike: He hates being teased (/affectionately). Its torture (/pos).
V = Volume
Ness: Not very loud, he live in an apartment so he is good at volume control.
Mike: Also good at volume control. He def whimpers
W = Wild card
Ness usually bottoms, Mike usually tops. But they do switch!
Mike likes to leave hickies on Ness.
X = X-ray
Ness: Average, 5.5 inches. Cut
Mike: slightly above average, 7.5 inches. Pretty girthy too. Also cut
Y = Yearning
Ness: Very high
Mike: Average
Z = Zzz
Ness: Unless its back to back rounds, he is pretty awake after.
Mike: Falls asleep within the hour, guaranteed. Sooner than later usually.
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freakynct · 4 years
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「𝐚-𝐳 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬」
— john suh
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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
johnny's aftercare is different depending on his mood. if he's feeling more tired then he prefers to just cuddle with you, caress your body and shower you in kisses. also always asks you if you're ok and if you need anything. but if he's feeling more touchy and loving then he goes all out. picks you up, carries you to the bathroom, takes a bubble bath with you and tucks you in bed with him. he just has to make sure you're alright and taken care of
b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
i feel like he is really proud of his arms, specially his biceps. he worked hard on them and likes to show them off. it's really hard for him to pick just one thing that he loves most about you but if he really really had to choose, i think he would say your eyes. he absolutely loves getting lost in them
c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)
even tho he really likes cuming inside you, he just loooves seeing his cum over your body so he has a special love for cuming over your tummy, specially if you collect some with your finger and then lick it off of it. he can get hard all over again just from seeing you do that. i also feel like he cums quite a bit which is more prone to make a mess and i don't really think he minds
d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
not that is a secret or that he's ashamed of it, because let's be honest, johnny is super open and will never get awkward when it comes to sex but he has a huge thing for seeing you touching yourself, specially if you weren't expecting him to see it. he loves peeking through the door, seeing your body squirming on the bed, your little fingers playing with your clit or sliding inside you, so desperate because you can't pleasure yourself like he can. and if you moan his name… he might just cum in his pants. he always asks you to touch yourself whenever he's away too. if you're doing a video call and he's horny, he always ends up asking you to touch yourself for him, which you always shyly do, because he can be sooooo persuasive
e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i think most people might think that johnny has had many partners but to be honest, i feel like he only has sex, or at least he prefers to have sex when he's in a relationship. so he probably hasn't had more than 5 or 6 partners. but he is experienced and he definitely knows what he's doing. he takes time to learn what his partners want and need and he makes sure to fulfill their fantasies the best that he can
f; favourite position (goes without saying)
johnny loves missionary for the simple fact that he gets to look into your eyes, kiss you and feel you close to him while he's fucking you. but he also loves any other position where he's able to demonstrate his strength, so fucking you against the wall or thrusting into you while you ride him, any position where he can basically pick you up or be the one in control
g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
he's definitely the type to joke around or give you a few playful smiles and smirks during sex. johnny doesn't take himself too seriously and doesn't mind some playfulness during the act, it's actually a big part of his charm. he likes teasing you by making playful remarks if he sees that you're getting too desperate and needy and loves seeing how blushy you get from it. it also adds to his cockiness during sex
h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
i feel like he takes good care of himself but doesn't go overboard. likes trimming it nicely and keep everything neat but i feel like he hates the way it looks all shaved up, so he never does that
i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
like i've mentioned, johnny needs to be in a relationship most of the time to have sex, so he likes being intimate with his partners. it's so much more meaningful and important to him if he's in love too. johnny likes to switch it up when it comes to sex and he likes slow and romantic sex just as much as rough sex. he loves setting the mood, specially if it's a special day, and having soft music playing, wine or champagne, silk sheets, dimmed lights, the whole thing. he's not afraid to show his more sensitive side and be gentle and loving for the night. when he's feeling like this, expect to have his lips on you the whole time, and not just on your lips, literally everywhere on your body and his hands too. i also feel like in nights like these, he would spend sooo much time eating you out, that's just something i feel in my guts
j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he either does it late at night, when hyuck is already deep asleep or he does in the morning, probably while he takes a shower. he's the type to want to take his time and to edge himself as much as he can so that the orgasm is explosive and makes up for the whole day. he strokes himself slowly and rubs the palm of his hand over his tip until he's sensitive and when he's close to release he likes to stroke fast but stops before he gets the chance to actually cum. i feel like he softly groans and curses while he masturbates because he doesn't wanna be too loud but the sounds that he makes are soooo sexy, i'm telling you
k; kink (one or more of their kinks)
i feel like some of his main kinks are size kink, strength kink, voyeurism, daddy/sir kink, overstimulation [giving], edging [giving and receiving], oral [giving and receiving], spanking [giving], praise [giving and receiving], body worship [giving and receiving], light choking [giving], light face fucking [giving], finger sucking [receiving] and corruption kink [giving]
l; location (favourite places to do it)
i could try to come up with an interesting place but honestly, i don't think there's any other place where johnny likes to fuck more than his bed. not even your bed, no, his bed. he loves to have those memories there and he finds it more intimate and comfortable. not saying that he hasn't fucked you on hyuck's bed because that definitely has happened before, multiple times. i also feel like his second favorite place is his car, whether that is having you ride him on the driver's seat or fucking you in the backseat. honestly he just loves fucking you anywhere that he owns basically
m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
there's nothing that gets him more than your shyness. he finds it so cute the way you look away when he makes eye contact with you and the way your cheeks turn into this pretty pink color. or when you start squirming and nervously giggling when he starts kissing down your neck. he gets so turned on by that!
n; no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i'm not sure if this is something that he would absolutely not do, since he's very open to experiment anything that you want, but i really don't think he would be into hardcore bdsm. he doesn't mind diving into certain parts of it if it makes you happy but there's other stuff that he's very inclined to say no to
o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
he honestly has no preference. he loves giving and receiving oral so much that he really can't pick just one. whether it's having your lips around him, sucking him off as you look up at him with doe eyes or tasting you in his mouth and running his tongue over your folds, he gets off to both of them
p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
like i've mentioned before, johnny is the definition of duality when it comes to sex. he loves both rough and passionate sex, depending on his mood, but he would give you both types on the regular. when he's rough he likes to fuck you hard, manhandle you a bit more, change up positions quite a lot, maybe even degrade you a little but when he's feeling soft and romantic he likes to hold you close to his body and will fuck you mainly in missionary position, maybe even with your legs pushed back to your chest, kisses you a lot and is slow and gentle, lots of praising
q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
johnny doesn't really like quickies and they don't happen that often with him. he likes taking his sweet time with you and being able to give you everything you need and he doesn't seem to like how rushed and one sided quickies are
r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
he's opened to experiment a lot. as long as it makes you happy, he's willing to try it out. when it comes to risk, the far he's willing to go is fuck you in a semi-public place, but he only does it for the thrill and because he loves to see you trying to contain your moans in and failing. he always ends up having to put his hand in front of your mouth to prevent other people from hearing you
s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
he's willing to go for as many rounds as you want. he's also really good at keeping it together and it's very rare the time when he cums before you. he aims to please and will make sure you're satisfied before he is. he can go for many rounds if he wants to, it's honestly unbelievable the amount of stamina he has
t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
i see johnny as the type to own cute vibrators that he can use on you and that you can use on yourself when he's away. sometimes he asks you to send him videos of yourself using them when he's away and this goes hand in hand with that fantasy he has of loving to watch you touch yourself. he loves using them on you specially when he's punishing you. he teasingly thrusts them into you and asks you if it feels as good as his cock does, to which the answer is always no, and he knows that very well
u; unfair (how much they like to tease)
a lot. sometimes he even does it without noticing because it comes so naturally to him. he's a flirty man and, like i've mentioned, likes to see you blush and get shy because of him. his favorite way to tease you is to slowly kiss down your neck and to touch you gently under your clothes until you're a squirming mess and you're begging him for more
v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
johnny doesn't shy away or tries to hold his moans in. he's not super loud but if he feels like moaning or groaning then he will do it. definitely more of heavy breather and groaner, likes to particularly moan next to your ear because he knows that drives you crazy
w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
you let your body be swallowed by the comfortable sheets of hyuck's bed, johnny's lips trailing wet kisses down your neck as your arms wrap around his neck. "johnny, your bed is right there." you gasped as he sucked the skin of your neck between his lips. "but we're already here." he answered back, moving further south on your body, his hands lifting up your dress so his fingers could slide your panties off, throwing them over hyuck's pillow. you whimpered as you felt his tongue brush against your folds and his eyes looked up at you. "and are you gonna tell me you don't love when haechan finds your dirty panties in his bed? he thinks i don't know but i can hear him jerk off to them at night." he chuckled and the vibrations ran through your body, a desperate whine leaving your lips as he sucked on your clit. "i know he imagines himself licking you up like this." his tongue swirled around your clit and your fingers grabbed onto his hair, your hips bucking up into his mouth. "but this pussy is mine. all mine."
x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
over average for sure and definitely a little on the thicker side but not too much. he's also circumcised for sure and with a beautiful pink colour at the tip
y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
it really depends on how he's feeling but i would say he has a sex drive a little bit over average. likes to have sex about 5-6 times a week and gets specially turned on if you're really needy for him too
z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i've mentioned it in the beginning but he definitely likes to make sure you're taken care of before he zones out. loves to have your head laid on his chest and plays with your hair until you fall asleep. that's when he feels relaxed enough to fall asleep himself
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henderylikespink · 4 years
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             ♡Jisung♡
A- Aftercare
Amazing with aftercare. Jisung can be a little jittery after sex. He hopes that he was able to pleasure you to the best of his abilities, which he did. He makes sure you have EVERYTHING you needed. If you wanted a bag of chips from the convenience store a few streets away from your house, he would walk there and grab those damn bags of chips lol. He wants to make sure you feel content and satisfied.
Don’t make him grab that bag of chips, poor baby is so tired all the time lol.
B- Body Part (What’s his favorite body part on you/ himself?)
Jisung’s favorite body part on himself is his eyes. He knows he can give you the big puppy eyes to get you to do anything he wants. He can also charm you with those big eyes filled with love for you.
Jisung’s favorite body part on you is your smile. He thinks your smile is absolutely stunning. Honestly, sometimes when you smile Jisung gets kind of nervous because you look so beautiful when you smile.
C- Cum (Where do they like to finish?)
Jisung loves to cum on your chest. It so satisfying to watch his load drip down your chest. He would also finish on your face if you would allow it.
D- Dirty Secret
Jisung has masturbated in your room before you dated. You and Jisung were close friends before y’all established your relationship. You and Jisung were planning to hang out at your house but times got mixed up and Jisung arrived at your home before you were there. You had told Jisung to let himself in and apologized for mixing up the time and to just make himself at home.
Jisung was respectful and entered your home with your movie day still planned in mind. He cooked the popcorn and set up the other snacks and drinks on the living room table. He tried to find the movies he wanted to watch but he couldn’t find them. After a quick text from you telling him that the stack of movies was in your room, Jisung quickly squirred to your room. 
The smell of you was too overwhelming to Jisung and he instantly got a boner thinking about all the dirty things you have done to yourself in there. He couldn’t help but sit on your bed and pleasure himself before cleaning himself up while vowing to take that moment to the grave with him. He grabbed the stack of movies from your dresser and left your room in a hurry.
E- Experience (How much experience do they have?)
Jisung has MAYBE a little experience. He has probably kissed a few people and has done some cute skinship but that’s how far as it goes.
F- Favorite Position
Doggy style is Jisung’s favorite position. It just makes him feel so powerful over your whimpering body. Jisung also loves when you ride him. It drives him crazy and he can’t think right. The only word he knows is your name as he slams your hips down onto his. He's also a fan of missionary. He loves to see your face as he's making love to you.
G- Goofy (How serious is sex with them?)
Goofy sex is rare with Sungie. Jisung wants to be taken seriously during sex. He wants his partner to believe their pleasure rests in Jisung’s hands and that Jisung can give you the climax you need. Things like laughing can be a little hurtful to Jisung. Once he’s very comfortable with his partner, goofy sex can be more common.
H- Hair (How do they maintain their hair?)
Jisung’s hair is neatly trimmed. He is a neat and clean boy.
I- Intimacy
Jisung loves to love during sex. Hand holding, passing “I love you’s”, and passionate kissing are needed for Jisung during sex. He needs to feel his mind, body, and soul connecting with his partner. Jisung isn’t an individual to have sex just to fuck. 
J- Jack Off
Jisung masturbates quite often even though is very busy and tired. It might be from his young age or sex drive. 
K- Kink
Oh, Ho Ho let’s get started.
Praising Kink- (Receiving) PRAISE THIS BOY PLEASE. He gets off on you being vocal towards the love he is giving you. He is trying his best so he loves the feedback.
Vanilla Sex- Jisung is more on the vanilla side. He much rather have loving, passionate sex than worrying about grabbing blindfolds and ropes.
Switch- I thought switch Jisung was worth mentioning. This boy has a switch and it is unpredictable. 
Hickeys- (Giving and Receiving) Jisung has a fascination with hickeys. Even though he is more on the shy side, he loves that last night’s lovemaking session can be seen.
Oral Fixation- (Giving and Receiving) This man just wants to please you so bad. That rapper mouth works wonders. He loves getting a blowjob, he loves how dirty you look.
L- Location
Jisung wouldn’t have sex in any location that wasn’t inside your home. It was too risky but if he was feeling very sexually frustrated, all bets are off the table.
M- Motivation
About ANYTHING about you turns Jisung on. You can make eye contact with him and smile and he will get turned on. This man gets riled up quite easily.
N- No (What are the things they don’t like?)
Jisung would definitely try anything you wanted too. He wouldn’t deny your pleasure like that. He doesn’t want to do anything that involves urinating or feet. Kinks like that are a no-no for Jisungie.  
O- Oral
Loves loves l o v e s oral. Eating you out or getting a blowjob, all sound amazing to Jisung. Oral happens weekly with Jisung. 
P- Pace (How fast? How slow?)
Jisungie has a fast pace. Your head is spinning by the time you have climaxed. He just loves to drill into you.
Q- Quickie
Quickies happen a lot but he would much rather lay you down and give you a good loving like you deserve.
R- Risk
Not a fan of risks. He would be so embarrassed if one of his members or staff caught him in the act. He would never be able to look that person in the eye again.
S- Stamina (How long can they keep going?)
Jisung can keep going for a little while. Probably because he is s o turned on by you and he has a lot of pint up frustration caused by you. Like I've mentioned, anything you do can turn on Jisung so he can get worked up easily.
T- Toy
A no to toys. Unless it was something you absolutely wanted to try then toys won't be appearing in the bedroom. He would never deny you any kind of pleasure but Jisung would feel inferior to a toy if you moan or show more pleasure with the toy instead of him.
U- Unfair
Jisung can be quite unfair if he's feeling really dominant but he always makes you cum more times than he does and makes sure you are satisfied. Jisung fears not being able to please you to the best of his abilities so he usually tries to be as giving as possible.
V- Volume
Oh boy, this boy can moan. They are never-ending when y'all have sex. Imagine Jisung throwing his head back and letting out the loudest moan or him resting his head in the crook of your neck while letting out a stream of the prettiest moans.
Please moan for this boy. He gets off on it. He likes to know that he's pleasuring you. He always tries his hardest to get you to moan loud.
W- Wild Card
You and Jisung performed oral on each other way before having actual penetrative sex. Jisung didn't mind that much though, he loves to give oral and he would never turn down a blowjob. He ate you out a few times before you ever gave him a blowjob, he didn't mind because he didn't want to pressure you into anything. Oral seemed to satisfy your needs until you were both ready to have sex and oh boy was it amazing.
X- X-Ray
Jisung's dick is on the smaller side but don't worry this man knows how to use it. He knows how to use his hips and body to maximize your pleasure. Jisung is about 4 inches long and on the skinnier side in terms of girth.
Y- Yearning
Jisung has a high sex drive. You just turn him on so much. I would say he wants to have sex every other day if you and his schedule would allow it.
Z- Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep?)
Jisung typically stays awake after sex. If he does it's usually a light nap. He will cuddle you until you fall asleep.
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kvngjoong · 4 years
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hongjoong + nsfw a-z
finally my hard stan colours are shown. sorry if you now think of hongjoong as master. i’m trying to get over that now
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A: Aftercare
being the king he is, hongjoong is already the most caring and thoughtful person you will ever meet and even if he’s left you covered in bruises and bite marks, completely fucked out, he will still be ready to ask you if you need anything and have a cloth to hand to clean you up. even if you just want to lay there, he’s happy to comply, and he’ll look over to you with a smile on his face because he loves you so much
B: Body part
he’s in love with every part of you, don’t try to tell yourself any differently. he will look at every part of you with such love and admiration that it’s hard to consider whether there is a actually a favourite of his. but he lips your lips. he thinks they’re pretty. and he also likes your hands. they’re not a favourite though. likewise he can’t pick a favourite for himself, he likes it when you praise any part of him
C: Cum
he’s quite controlled when he cums and doesn’t usually make that much of a mess of things. he prefers to cum inside you rather than on you, but if you really don’t want him to then he’ll probably cum on your thighs or something else. there’s not that much of it compared to other people, probably a little less than the average amount, so there’s not that much to clean up anyway
D: Dirty Secret
I’m not saying he has a breeding kink, or pregnancy kink or anything, but one thing that hongjoong really likes is the thought of you and him in the future. He’s always looking to the future, and once he’s in love he’s thinking about the two of you not just him. So he thinks ahead to marrying you and what he’ll do to you on the night of your wedding, and he’ll be thinking about getting the chance to cum in you so he can knock you up. Not really a dirty secret, since you’ll know he wants to marry/have kids with you, but he’s definitely not told you he gets off to it
E: Experience
honestly i dont think he’s that experienced at all. he focused a lot of work growing up (like he said) so his priorities were clearly elsewhere. he’s so focused on music that i don’t think he has the time to be chasing pussy or whatever. so whilst he knows what’s going on, he probably does have all that much experience (not that you could have ever guessed it was the case)
F: Favourite Position
as a bit of a traditionalist, he may seem to prefer something like missionary but, and this is an important but, he low key (not that he ever admits to it) likes it when you’re in a submissive position and you can probably see it after a while. he likes it when you’re on your knees or your ass is up in the air. so overtime you’ll naturally just go into these positions and he’ll have a smirk on his face because ooh, you really do know how to get him going
G: Goofy
It’s definitely more serious with hongjoong, but that’s because he gets so caught up in the moment and his mindset is solely on you. straight afterwards he will be one for jokes and giggles but he most likely wouldn’t be the one who jokes during sex. if you joke, he’s fine with it, but don’t expect much of a response but a kiss to shut you up
H: Hair
he’s well groomed, but sometimes slacks and lets it grow a little. prefers to keep it neat for you so that you’re happy too. even if you tell him not to worry, he always will, because he wants to see you as being as perfect as he sees you being
I: Intimacy
he is intimacy x 1000, everything he does is with love and no one can convince me otherwise. though he likes it a little kinky, he won’t ever see you as anything other than the one he loves. there isn’t any part of him that looses the intimate aspect during any nsfw stuff. he showers you in affect 24/7 and that isn’t changing cause you’re naked
J: Jack Off
he doesn’t jack off often. he’s too busy. it’s probably the last thing on his mind given his schedule. unless he’s on the phone to you and has a spare 30 minutes. then he’s the biggest fan of jerking off
K: Kink
he’ll surprise you when he sits you down to tell you what he’s into. like… proper surprise you. you don’t expect the words to leave his mouth, especially stuff like call me master and i wanna make deprive you of your senses. he wants to experiment. take it as a good thing. you’re the only one he feels comfortable with, you’re the only one who he sees as close enough to him to share stuff like that with (because he’s definitely not gonna sit seonghwa down and be like, listen, this is what i’m into). he’s into a lot. he didn’t know he was into kitten play until you surprised him with that, though
L: Location
prefers the bedroom. not much else to it. he likes having his own space to you and doesn’t particularly like taking such a personal, intimate part of your life out of the bedroom (or at least your personal space). anything in your place/his is okay though. as long as it’s not public (unless it’s a hotel, which is fine)
M: Motivation
you!! you in pastel coloured underwear!! you with kitten ears and short shirts!! you with his shirt on!! literally anything you do has his heart racing and if it has a visual effect then that’s even better for him - he likes pretty things after all
N: NO
hongjoong is quite possessive. he doesn’t like the thought of sharing you. he doesn’t particularly like it when you role play, either. he doesn’t mind you calling him master, he doesn’t mind pet play, but he’s really not into you dressing up as a nurse, or him as a teacher. he thinks that it’s a bit weird
O: Oral
he prefers giving to receiving, though he’s not going to say no to receiving. he just prefers to have you in a position where you’re the one who’s responding to what he’s doing. even when he’s sub, he likes it when you ride his face opposed to you sucking him off. he’s an anomaly and you can thank him for it after he’s made you cum twice from oral alone
P: Pace
medium-fast. he’s definitely on the quicker side, but it’s not enough that you will be feeling the effects the next day. he can take it slow, but usually by the time he’s actually fucking you he just wants to get you both to cum. so he is a bit quicker. if you’re on top/dom, then he likes you to take things slower
Q: Quickie
he’s not a fan, and he doesn’t see the point in quickies to be honest. he likes to have an evening to dedicate to you, even if it means he has to wait all day and avoid letting anyone touch him or see him anywhere else than his desk (where he can hide absolutely everything). so don’t expect too many from him, unless you really, really want to
R: Risk
right, i’m taking a different stance on this. hongjoong likes taking risks. hence why he likes cumming in you and he low key has a thing for accidentally knocking you up. he doesn’t want kids or anything, it’s just the mental aspect of it. marking, i guess, making you his. but he likes taking risks in that way. if someone is going to walk in and see you dressed to please him, hongjoong will probably like that too
S: Stamina
he can go for as long as you need. it’s always gonna be a few hours with hongjoong anyway, especially the longer you’ve been together, so his stamina is well placed. he won’t need breaks between either. it’s all or nothing for you
T: Toy
he will build a collection with you over time and have a drawer full of them after a while. he likes using them, and for this i’m going to include more than just toys, he likes looking at you in white leather restraints and a matching collar, with cute little bite marks all over you as he has a vibrator on your clit and his smirk grows each time you ask him for more
U: Unfair
he’s a massive fucking tease. have you seen him? that fucking smirk?? kim hongjoong was made to have you writhe beneath him, begging him to touch you more or go faster. he makes sure you know not to best him, especially when you call him master (which is not very common, but when he’s struggling to assert his dominance as a leader he will most definitely take it out on you)
V: Volume
he’s not the loudest, but definitely not silent. the only time he’s quiet completely is when he’s close to cumming and he wants to concentrate on what he’s doing. he’ll have his mouth open, ready to moan, and when he finally does cum he lets that moan out and it’s kinda beautiful. on other occasions, he is more of a groaner and a talker, but that’s it
W: Wild Card
hongjoong isn’t the best submissive… to say the least. he wants to try it, though his nature is primarily domineering and he naturally takes the position of a dominant role so struggles to actually get rid of that side of him. he isn’t 100% dominant because he has a submissive side to him but getting it out of him is hard. it takes a lot to actually get him to try out some wrist restraints, but when he’s tied up and you’re laying all the teasing on him, he really can show how submissive one can be. he will bend to your every wish and be practically begging at the end. as soon as he’s cum though, it will be as if nothing ever happened… sub!hongjoong is a mystery we would all love a crack at
X: X-Ray
whilst he is on the smaller side, he makes up for it with his (natural) abilities and skills, as well as his tendency to get you off more than once with more than just sex. he’s not like small small (there’s a video floating around instagram, if you’ve seen it) but it’s not gonna make you wonder whether you can actually take him
Y: Yearning
he’s definitely needy sometimes, but only ever when he’s feeling a little lonely or he’s mad/sad about something. usually he’s not that clingy, but it’s worst when there’s tension around him and he wants an escape from the world around him. you can usually tell because straight afterwards he’ll be telling you the story from a-z anyway
Z: ZZZ
he falls asleep pretty quickly usually, but when you’ve just finished any nsfw sessions he won’t be sleeping straight away. he wants to cuddle for a bit first, discuss whatever is on his mind and yours, then go to sleep. but he won’t get up and go out with you straight afterwards, so don’t worry if you thought he was going to be hyper afterwards or anything
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boyfriend-vernon · 5 years
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s t u d y  b u d d i e s
g e n r e - s m u t
w a r n i n g s - h i g h s c h o o l  a u, v i r g i n  r e a d e r, u n p r o t e c t e d    s e x, e x p l i c i t  l a n g u a g e
o r i g i n a l  c o n t e n t - i did write this and the original that can be found on wattpad at the user ong_seunguwu
o r i g i n a l  i d o l - k w o n  j i y o n g
a u t h o r  n o t e -  i do not condone underaged or unprotected sex. by writing that they are seniors in highschool i am implying that they are 18 years of age. the reader is on the pill (mentioned briefly at the end). please do not engage in unprotected sex unless you are in a long term relationship with a trustworthy partner.  that being said please enjoy sex as much as you want with the use of aforementioned protection!
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A paper ball hits you in the side of the cheek and you roll your eyes. Seriously? We are fucking seniors for crying out loud. You pick it up off of the desk with a sigh. As your economics teacher drones on and on about monopolies and societal revenue, you quickly and stealthily open up the wadded piece of paper.
"Pssssst Y/N,
I need your help studying! I know the test is tomorrow and I can't fail it! PLEASE!
-Call Me Mr Fuckin' G.O.D."
You roll your eyes, not at the request, but at how he signed the letter. You smooth out the paper and grab your pencil.
"Vernon,
 Of course, I'll help you study, but you'll owe me! And if I call you anything it'll be dipshit...
-You're Saviour."
You gently fold up the paper into a neat little square and hand it to your neighbour.
"Pass it to Vernon." You mouth at them. They nod and pass the message until Vernon is the one holding the note in his hands.
He opens the letter with little to no discretion, causing you to fight the urge to facepalm. He smiles happily to himself and rolls his eyes before grabbing his pencil to reply. A few minutes later the once again balled up piece of paper is laying on your desk again.
"Y/N calling someone older than you dipshit is disrespectful... Maybe you'll tutor me in the ways of economics and I'll tutor you in the ways of mannerisms. I'll walk home with you mkay?
xx- Vernon"
You bite back a light grin and when the teacher isn't looking, turn around and flip him off. He glares at you and you stifle a giggle.
Later that afternoon as the bell rings for the last time, signalling the end of the day, you walk through the crowded halls quickly. You finally make it to your locker. Unlocking it you shove the textbooks you don't need inside with a sigh. Shutting it allows you to finally see the goody boy leaning against the locker beside your own.
"Hey there pumpkin." He says cheekily.
You roll your eyes and turn towards the exit. You begin walking, with your backpack over your shoulders and Vernon beside you. Once outside of the large high school he links his hand with yours.
"What the fuck are you doing?" You ask him incredulously, a dark blush flowing over your cheeks.
"Shut up loser. I'm only holding your hand. You won't die." he replies slightly annoyed.  
"It's just weird! Since when do we hold hands?" You question.
"Hush, I just wanted to hold your hand, but if you're gonna whine about it then never mind." He says sounding embarrassed.
"N-no... It's fine. I was just surprised is all." Your blush grows darker.
By the time that the two of you reach your home, he is swinging your hands back and forth cutely and your chattering is nonstop. Once inside you both kick off your shoes and drop your bags by the door.
"Snack first?" You ask, making your way towards the kitchen. You two had been friends since you could barely walk and so this obviously wasn't his first time in your home. Before you could make it more than a few steps away he grabs your wrist and pulls you back. You yelp as you stumble back towards him. He chuckles and pins you up against the door.      
"Is everything okay down there Y/N?" A masculine voice calls out from upstairs, making both you and Vernon freeze.
"Sorry Mr. Y/L/N! I accidentally bumped into her and scared her!" he calls out.
"Hansol is that you? It's been a while!" The voice calls out again.
"Yes sir it has been a very long time," he begins shooting you a look that gave you chills, "Y/N invited me over to study for our big economics test tomorrow!"
"Oh that was a great idea on your part honey!" your father calls out to you this time.
"Yes sir, he is pretty good at the subject and I figured it would be v-very b-beneficial to m-me." You stutter out as Vernon licks up the side of your neck before beginning to suck on it.
"Well, I'll leave you two be! I have a big presentation tomorrow so I'll be up here in my office working on that! Knock if you need me!"
"Will do sir!." Vernon responds all the while looking at you with a smirk. You both here the door to your father's office close and you look at him incredulously.
"What are you doing?" You whisper sternly.
"You asked if I wanted a snack." He replies with a shrug looking you up and down hungrily, "I figured I'd help myself to what your parents made."
"Not only was that extremely cringe, it also isn’t on the fucking menu."
"When you tell me to stop I will, but for now..." He trails off as his mouth returns to your neck.
"Verns, s-seriously. My d-dad is l-literally right up the stairs." You say biting back moans.
"But your daddy is right here," he replies with a cocky smirk, lifting you up and wrapping your legs around him.
You protest in harsh whispers as he walks you to the kitchen and sits you down on the table.
"Oh hush Y/N.," he says darkly, spreading your legs.
You push down the hem of your skirt to cover your crotch. He chuckles before grabbing a fist full of your hair and pulling it back. It hurts a little, but it turns you on more. His hot breath fans over your ear.
"Y/N I'm going to count to three. You better have your skirt lifted up and your hands above your head by the time I'm finished counting. If you don't this will be a lot harder for you."
He lets go of your hair and squats down until he is eye level with your crotch. All the while counting slowly to three. His voice has never seemed so sexy to you. You proceed to lift your skirt and raise your hands obediently. He smirks up at you as he hooks his fingers into either side of your panties and gently moves them down your thighs, then down your calves, and onto the floor. You are looking down at him nervously, as he pulls your hips to the edge of the table, his mouth centimetres from your heat. He gently kisses your clit and you shudder. He smiles and proceeds to lick it. You gasp loudly and he looks up at you.
"Your father is upstairs." he reminds you before licking your clit once more.
You bite your bottom lip and drop your hands to his hair. After assaulting your clit numerous times he surprises you by dipping his tongue into your dripping hole. You open your mouth, but no sound comes out, just a face expressing extremely pleasure.
"You're so tight Y/N and this is just my tongue. I can only imagine what you'd feel like around my fingers... Or better yet my cock."
"I-I wouldn't mind finding out..."
He sticks his tongue back inside of you and hums lightly before pulling it out again to look up at you.
"You're still a virgin aren't you Y/N?"
You look away embarrassed by the obvious fact. He chuckles, "Let's change that."
You look at him wide-eyed as he stands up and unzips his pants quickly. You try to look everywhere but at his obvious erection.
"You're so wet I should be able to just slide in. I'll be gentle with you Y/N, don't worry." He looks at you, but this time you see a lot of love in his dark eyes, not cockiness.
You nod lightly, a dark blush painting your cheeks. He pulls down his boxers and you finally give up on trying not to look at his erection.
"My eyes are up here ya know?" He questions jokingly, cupping your chin in his hand and lifting your head. He stares deep into your eyes before kissing you lightly. You are the one who deepens the kiss, with a cross between passion and aggression. He raises his eyebrow in a shocked but doesn't protest. As your kiss continues to heat up, you feel his tip brush against your core and you moan into his mouth. He slowly pushes his tip into, while lifting you lightly off the table. He slowly pushes his entire length into you and you tear up. You bite his lip harshly. He groans both at the bite and how tight you are around him.
"F-fuck Y/N." he groans out quietly.
"P-please move Vernon," you mumble.
He nods, pulling out and pushing back in. With just the first thrust you are already weak. He is surprisingly vocal; whispering out profanity and a slur of compliments to you. Eventually, his thrusts get faster and his grip on your hips gets tighter. You begin to meet his upward thrusts with downward grinds and when he hits your spot you connect your lips with his harshly. This quieted your moans significantly.
"Vernon, I th-think I'm g-gonna... Ahh." you moan out and he smirks thrusting harder and faster.
"Do it baby girl. Cum around my dick." he groans into your ear.
Right after he says these words you do and he groans. He tries to hold his orgasm in, to let you ride out your high, but he can't hold it for long and cums. Some inside of you and some on your stomach. You are both panting and sweating. He chuckles and so do you.
"I never thought you'd be my first," you say in between heavy breaths.
He smiles widely, "Can I be your last too? And every time in between?"
"Are you asking me out you asshole?"
"Is that a yes loser?"
"Well, no shit! And you’re so lucky I’m on the pill," you say as he sets you back down on the table and he nods knowingly.
As you try to stand up, you stumble forward and he catches you.
"So, what you're saying is I have to carry your fat ass?"
"Shut the fuck up! You didn't have a problem holding me up just a few seconds ago!"
He laughs as he pulls his pants and underwear back up. He rolls his eyes and picks up your underwear from the floor and then you. He lugs you over his shoulder and you yelp.
"TO THE BATHROOM WE GO!" he calls out loudly.
"Did you kids say something?" Your father calls out from up the stairs.
You tense up and Vernon answers, "Sorry I yelled in victory. I won our little economics game review!"
"Oh okay! Well, congratulations!" your father calls out once more and then the door is heard closing once more.
"Nice save douche-bag."
"Don't make me drop your ass." he replies.
You both laugh as he carries you to the bathroom and helps you clean up.
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pyralyte · 4 years
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The Pre-Date
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Word Count: 3,679 Genre: Comedy, fluff
A/N: I usually don’t write a lot as I don’t have the time to do much of this. This blog is also just a blog for everything random that pertains to my interests and not a kpop or any kpop group specific blog. I won’t be receiving requests, but feel free to continue reading! This was inspired by a conversation between me and a fellow Atiny/Monbebe friend and with the help of my Dungeon Master boyfriend, who writes stories all the time for his Pathfinder campaigns.
E A R L Y . E V E N I N G
You come back home to your apartment and find that your roommate had gone out to pick up groceries from the note that was left on the kitchen counter. You laid down your belongings gently before jumping onto the wide sleeper sofa squealing and wriggling uncontrollably.
"AHH!" You hug the closest plush next to you. It happens to be your cat, who is not thrilled and meows in a worrisome high tone. "Ohmigosh! I'm so sorry, Koi!" You let her go before grabbing an actual pillow to squeeze it tight. I can't believe it, you thought. He asked me out! My freaking crush asked me out! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! You continue to squeeze the poor pillow, rolling around like a dog in grass gleefully. "Ah, shit," you utter under your breath. You noticed the lipstick stain and mascara smeared on the sandy colored sofa.
N I G H T T I M E
As you wash your face hurriedly before bed, you remember how he asked you out in such a cute way. It was almost too unbearable that you could have made a fool of yourself in front of your crush.
// FLASHBACK // "Y/N!"
You whip your head around to see Seonghwa jogging towards you across the large courtyard on university campus. Maintain composure, you thought. "Hey, what's up, Seonghwa?"
He catches up to you, barely out of breath. To be expected by someone on the dance team. "Y/N, I-I I need to ask you something." He looks away. You think you might have seen a very slight pink undertone just then. You watch him fiddle with a silver engraved ring on his finger.
"Y/N, I..." he takes a deep breathe. "I-really-like-you-and-I-really-promise-to-take-care-of-you-will-you-go-out-with-me!"
Stunned, you unravel each word one by one and realizes that he likes you as well. No, wait. He just asked you out! You stood there, frozen, red in the face as Seonghwa eyes you in worry, his pink tones also becoming redder by the minute. Your scarf covers your mouth just enough to not show how much of your jaw just hit the ground. You slowly come back to reality as his eyes lowered, preparing for a rejecti —
"Yes."
His eyes snap back to look into yours. "What?"
"I said, yes, Seonghwa," you say calmly, trying with all the energy in the world to not quiver your voice with excitement.
"REALLY —" He coughs and clears his throat, changing his demeanor from an excited puppy to that of a cool cat. "I mean, really? You will?"
You nod. Eyes glued to his.
"How about tomorrow afternoon?" he proposes. "I'll take you out to a really nice place."
Again, you nod. "Yes. Let's do that."
// FLASHBACK END //
M O R N I N G
Knock knock knock knock knock.
The faint noise causes you to stir from your sleep. You feel around blindly for your phone, eventually finding it under the pillow you were just sleeping on. Your eyes adjust to the room as light leaks in through the sides of your sun blocking curtains. You squint at the phone bleary-eyed, immediately stunned by the loud light of your device. Through a sliver of what you can see, you turn the brightness down and look at your phone again.
- 9:47 AM -
"Ugh," you groaned. "I bet Sabrina forgot her damn keys again..."
Knock knock knock knock knock.
"Okay!" You shouted. "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
You looked for Sabrina's keys but it wasn't anywhere to be found, so to the door you walk, sleepily.
You lazily unlock the door. "Hey, girl, I can't seem to find your k —" You gasped.
Sabrina's usually neat long blonde locks was basically a bird's nest once you saw her, presumably from attempting to pull her hair out in stress. She storms into the apartment, mumbling to herself.
"I can't believe I walked all the way to the salon just to find I didn't even have my Goddamn keys on me," she hissed. "Again." She rummages through the sofa, with Koi running away from the steam coming from her human’s ears. She sighs exasperatingly.
"Was it not in your usual spot?" You ask, rubbing your eyes.
"No, it wasn't! You couldn't find it either?"
"No..."
You help your incredibly stressed out roommate to find the keys in her room, your room, the kitchen, and the living room. Nothing. Then, an unusual idea popped into your mind. You look at Koi. Then to her cat tree. Then back to her. She mewls innocently. You walk over to the tree, eyeing it suspiciously. You reach above, feeling around the top bed. Nothing. The two middle beds. Nothing either. Then at the bottom-most bed, all the way in the back, far beyond sight, you find the coveted silver treasure.
"I found them!" You exclaimed to Sabrina. "I found them in the cat tree!"
"Oh, thank effing goodness!" She sighs loudly in relief. She smooths her hair out while walking over to you. You drop the keys into her outstretched hand.
"Okay, leaving for real this time, Y/N." She walks to and opens the front door.
"Alright, have a good one," you say wearily, walking back towards your bedroom.
"You too. And — oh! Y/N."
You turn around.
"Have fun... with your date." She winks as she closes the door and locks it from the outside.
The date? You wondered. Oh! The DATE!
"I gotta get ready! WHAT TIME IS IT?"
- 10:23 AM -
You sigh in relief. "I have time."
"Mreoooww!" Koi meows at her disgustingly empty food bowl.
"Okay, okay, I'll feed you, Koi."
- 10:35 AM -
Knock knock knock knock knock.
The sound of unexpected knocking, again, nearly made you choke on your toothpaste. Did she forget something else this time, you thought. You walk out of the bathroom, still brushing your teeth. You open the door and —
"Good morning!"
"Good mor —?!" You stopped brushing your teeth and sees a casual yet stylish Seonghwa at the door, carrying some kind of brown paper bag. He beams at you.
You slam the door on him. He can't see me like this! OH, MY GOD, HE CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS! You open the door again. HE'S STILL THERE! You slam it. Then open it again. His smile still shining radiantly, with a touch of confusion. Your toothbrush falls out of your mouth. You would let it land on the floor if you didn't remember that it was an expensive electric toothbrush. "Oh, shit!" You try to catch it while it bounces from one hand to the other. When you finally got it, it happens to bounce off your hand once more and hit Seonghwa's chin, leaving a residue. He flinches a bit.
OH, GOD, NO, you internally scream. Not only is this happening right before the real date, but you're obviously not ready. Your bun is a crazy rat's nest, your over-sized off-white shirt with a pink bunny design is awkwardly resting on one side of your hip and the other, loose. Your permanently stained basketball shorts with elastic that has long since worn out reveals your yet to be shaven legs. You quickly eye him up and down before taking cover behind the door. "Damn, you didn't have to be this punctual," you mutter, looking away from him.
"Oh? I figured," he begins, looking down at the bag he is holding, "that you might want some breakfast with me?"
Breakfast? You look down at the bag as he reaches in and pulls out your favorite kind of twisted doughnut. Two of them, in fact.
"Just for you," he says shyly. You salivate at the sight of the treat you rarely get.
"But what about you?" you ask softly, looking back at him through your bangs.
"Don't worry, I've got some myself too!"
You sigh in defeat. "Well, you're already here. I'll just have let you in." You open the door slightly. Just as he was about to walk in, you stop. "But don't look at me!"
He tilts his head to the side like a puppy. Why are you looking at me like that? Stoooop! You hold your composure to keep yourself from melting and clear your throat. "Okay?" you reaffirm sternly.
He nods.
You open the entryway wider for him to enter, albeit a bit hesitantly since you are just now realizing the state of the living room. "Oh, uh," you stammer, looking at the disheveled sofa cushions. "My roommate — she couldn't find her keys so we looked for them." You laugh nervously while closing the door and locking it. You hurried over to the sofa to fix them up before offering a seat to Seonghwa. Respecting your wishes, he looks down at the floor.
"Do you mind if I eat a little of my breakfast while I wait for you to be ready?" he asks. His stomach growls a mighty one. He scratches the back of his head with embarrassment accompanied by a nervous chuckle.
You giggled. "Of course not! Please eat. I, uh -- it, uh, I'll go get ready, but it'll take a while. I-I'm sorry." Your stammering is getting the best of you as you make your way back to the bathroom. But wait.
"My toothbrush!" you gasped.
"Oh, I set it on the dining table for you," he says, pointing to the standing brush.
"Oh, thank you!" You grab it off the table, almost stopping in your tracks to ask how did he manage to catch it, but decided to push that off to the side. You walk back to the bathroom to do your morning routine.
S E O N G H W A . P O V
Sitting down on the sofa Y/N just fixed, he wiggles his silver ring off and sets it on the glass table in front of him to eat his handheld breakfast. He was starving as he got up very early to practice his choreography with his dance team. Wow, her new place looks nice, he thought. He looks at the collection of eclectic cool hues of artwork between yours and Sabrina's that tie the décor together. His wandering eyes became distracted when he felt something pressing up against his leg. He looks down.
"Oh, hi there!" he says sweetly and softly to the calico creature. Koi rubs her head into his shin aggressively. He puts his sandwich down onto the table and bends over to scratch her chin. Her purr fills the room before being drowned out by the rushing water of the shower being turned on. She snaps her head in the direction of the sound. Her eyes grow big and runs off from his hand while making a short trill. He chuckles as he motions to pick up his sandwich again from the table.
- 11:02 AM -
He balls up the wrapping paper and throws it into the empty paper bag. Y/N's twisted doughnuts were set aside on the table. He leans back on the sofa and takes out his phone from his pocket. He flips through his Engstagram feed until he realizes his finger felt odd. He looks away from his phone and thumbs the barren spot of his ring finger. He leans forward to grab the ring off the table when he notices it missing.
"Wh-whuh, what?!" He frantically whispers. He looks around the table, under, and around the sides. His eyes darts around the sofa. Did it get lost here? He feels around for the shiny cold object. He sticks his hands between the sofa cushions and felt some gross crumbs. "Eugh..." He straightens up again with a calm demeanor — just in case Y/N would come out anytime — as his own mind screams at him. How could you lose the ring, you giant idiot! The only thing you had! He scans the living area with one hand on his hip, exasperated. He sighs as he runs his fingers through his full yet luscious raven locks.
Thud.
He snaps his head over to see Koi on sitting on the woolly carpet, green orbs staring back at Seonghwa inquisitively. She slow blinks at him and busies herself by licking her paw. He plops down on the sofa, defeated, with head in his hands. He gives out a loud, long sigh as the sound of a door opening caught his attention.
Y / N . P O V
You come out of the bathroom, hair very loosely curled with light make up on. You roll up the sleeves of your sweater that has been tucked into your partially pleated skirt. You heard Seonghwa's loud sigh and was surprised to see an unusually startled look on his face.
"Eh? What's wrong?" You ask, as you walk over to chair in the dining area to secure your socks. At this point, he has seen you at your worst, so you're just slightly more relaxed in front of him.
"Ah, it's nothing!" says Seonghwa, waving his left hand dismissively with his right hand stuffed in his jacket pocket.
You notice his voice was just a tinge higher than normal. I mean, why would you notice such a thing? It's not like you listen to his voice every night.
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Your mind begins to stir up stories as to why he was acting strange. Did he hurt himself? Did he steal something from you? Was he looking at indecent things on his phone? No, his phone is on the table. But... wait... is he going to propose?! You couldn't bear the thought of any of that and shake your head vigorously. No, you dumdum! Why would he do that after just asking me out yesterday? You shut your eyes tight and open them again only for them to fall on a calm but with an edge Seonghwa. They narrow at the sight of him.
"Did you..." you begin slowly, "eat my twisted doughnuts?" You smirk.
"Oh!" he exclaimed. "No! They're right here!" He picks them up and briskly walks over to hand them to you. Single-handedly. Your eyebrow raises slightly as he doesn't usually like to give gifts away with one hand, but rather with both hands. Something is indeed amiss. You take the treat out of his hand slowly and decide to yourself that you will do some observational investigation. You look up at him, giving him a thankful smile. His eyes lit up when he sees your face up close and unguarded for the first time today. He blushes and smiles to himself as his eyes fell to the floor, out of shyness.
You sit down in the chair you used earlier to balance yourself while adjusting your socks. The familiar crinkling sound of the wax paper from your favorite bakery makes its way to your ears and instantly, you're hit with nostalgia. You bring up the cinnamon sugar delight to your mouth and take a bite, savoring the taste, with eyes closed. It's been years since you were able to have one of these again. You weren't able to go to the bakery anymore since you moved closer to your university and it was on the other side of the river near your parents' house. Unfortunately, the only transportation you have is your bike.
Your memory lane train derailed when you heard a soft chuckle. You open one eye to look at him. Your cheeks were ballooned with food since you didn't realize you practically inhaled the whole thing.
"Hmmf? Ith thumthing hwunny?" you ask, with mock annoyance.
"You look so cute with your cheeks like that," he points, smiling. "You're like a chipmunk!"
You cross your arms and pout while chewing slowly and carefully. He giggles again and pokes your cheek gently.
"Hmph!" You turned slightly away from him, eyes closed with nose in the air. You continue chewing and swallowing little by little. You covertly open your eye closest to him and see him trying to scan around your living area. He's looking for something. But what? You decided to use the process of elimination.
"Seonghwa," you say flatly.
He snaps his head back to you. Smiling, he replies, "Yes?"
"Are you looking to steal from me?"
"What?!"
"You've been acting strange since I've come out all ready and stuff."
He pauses for a moment, seemingly lost in thought before his eyes meet yours. The lengthy eye contact seems to stretch on for an eternity, growing more and more intense as he brings his face closer to yours. You feel the heat rush in your face along with a tinge of embarrassment since your chipmunk cheeks aren't completely gone yet.
"Yes, I've come to steal from you."
"What the f —!"
"I've come to steal your most precious treasure."
You look at him, befuddled.
"Your..." he points at your chest, whispering, "Heart."
You blankly stare at him. The eternal eye contact returns once again in awkward silence, until he threw his head back in laughter. The look of annoyance spreads across your face as you finally chew and swallow the last bit of doughnut left. You facepalm — while avoiding your eye make up — and stretch your eyes downward as you drag your hand in disgust.
"Ugh!" you groaned. "What the hell was that?!"
Seonghwa continues to laugh heartily. You see him clutching his stomach and leaning so far back in his chair, you almost didn't notice him about to tip over backwards. You frantically get up from your seat and scurry over to him, but it was too late. As he falls, his center of gravity was too low for you to have enough leverage, thus you falling along with him. Your arm is stuck between the floor and his back.
"Are you okay?!" You look down at him only to realize how close his face was to yours once again. Actually, even closer. He looks up at you with a soft gaze that could melt your all worries away. The apartment around you fades and all you see is the two of you. He lifts his arm up next to your head and gently tucks your soft locks behind your ear. His gaze lowers to your lips, then back to your eyes again. You're lost in the world that which his eyes held, slowly leaning in closer to —
"OOF!" A creature has landed on your back and pushed herself off to jump onto the table, which causes you to fall sideways onto the cold tile floor. You turn around to see Koi casually sniffing the wrap the uneaten doughnut is in, turning her head to look at you, slow blinks, then walks away, with tail high in the air. You roll onto your back, feeling a little dizzy, but somewhat defeated.
"You alright?" Seonghwa asks softly next to you.
"Y-yeah... I'm okay." You turn your face away from him to hide your red cheeks when you see something glinting in the shadow at the base of the cat tree. You tilt your head against the hard floor. Ow, that was a bad idea. You rub the slightly sore spot with your free hand. You gently tug your arm underneath Seonghwa and feel the weight being lift off your almost numb limb as you pull away. You get up carefully due to your skirt and walk over to the cat tree. You kneel down in front of it and feel inside the bottom-most bed. A slick yet cold texture grazed your skin. You went over the same area to feel it again and curl your fingers around it to pull it out. You open your hand and wondered, how did this get here? Seonghwa looks at your hand holding the ring and gasps. "It was there?! It was in there?! How—why—"
"Koi is like a magpie," you say while inspecting and cleaning the ring, "she likes to steal shiny things, particularly silver looking items."
You get up from the kneeling position you were in and walk over to him. With the ring in between your index finger and thumb, you place into the palm of his outstretched hand.
"Honestly," you chuckled, "I'm surprised you haven't managed to lose this in a year or so."
"It was..."He blushes. "It's because I've liked you for such a long time and this was the first and only gift you had given me."
"Oh!" You feel your cheeks heat up. "Well, I had given you other gifts too since then!" you pout.
He laughs as you walk over to the entry way to put on your chunky sole shoes. "Yes, but this is the only thing that isn't edible."
"Ha, well, you were practicing so hard, you needed to eat 24/7!" You finished tying up the laces on your shoes. You get up and grab your mini backpack off the sofa, along with your keys. "Let's go."
"Wait!"
You halt and turn to look at him. "Did you lose something else too?" you mused.
He slowly walks over to you and holds your shoulders. He scans over you and stops at your eyes, holding your gaze long enough that your cheeks begin to feel hot again. You’ve been blushing a lot today.
"I've always wanted to say," he begins softly. He leans in to your ear. "You look so beautiful."
Your whole being starts to feel like it's melting upon hearing those sincere words. Even after a couple of years of knowing him, hearing it like this from him, it felt like utopia.
"H-h-haaa, um, look, I swear if it's one of your cringy jokes again," you protest to protect yourself from completely dying. "C'mon, let's go!" You lock arms with him and drag him out of the apartment.
B O N U S × K O I . P O V
Sitting on top of the cat tree, she watches Y/N and that strange man leave, locking the door behind them. She hops down to the floor and makes her way into the kitchen. On her way, she finds a silver hair clip left behind on the floor where her human was just laying. She picks it up by the mouth and continues on. She jumps up on the kitchen counter and to the top of the fridge. She lays her newly acquired precious silver on a small mound of other miscellaneous silver objects. She trills in satisfaction.
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J A C K  ♡ P A N
G E O M E T R I C S
↬ Full name ↫
Jack Darling Pan
↬ Nickname ↫
She hates being called Jackie but otherwise she gets Pan sometimes.
↬ Birthday ↫
June 3rd
↬ Birthplace ↫
Neverland
↬ Zodiac ↫
Gemini
↬ Height ↫
5′4
↬ Orientation ↫
Pansexual
↬ Social Class ↫
Middle Class
↬ Wealth ↫
Their parents don’t focus much on money and material things so neither has Jack. She’s always been comfortable.
A P P E A R A N C E
↬ Tattoos ↫
She has a bunch of little tattoos. A flower with stem on the inside of her arm, an arrow behind her ear, a constellation on her wrist, a couple drawn stars on the inside of her fingers. She plans on getting more.
↬ Piercing ↫
Jack has three ear piercings on each ear.
↬ Outfits ↫
She loves to experiment and wear whatever her mood is that day. There’s a lot of color but nothing that really fits the social norm of what is trendy, she goes with what she likes. Whether that’s a girly gingham dress with sneakers or chunky boots with a button down another, you never know what to expect from her but somehow it always works.
↬ Accessories ↫
Jack actually does need glasses thanks to the Darling side of the family but only wears them on occasion..again depending on her mood and outfit.
P E R S O N A L I T Y
↬ Normal mood ↫
She’s bubbly and quirky most of the time. Jack is someone who is typically happy and trying to just have fun.
↬ Temper ↫
She can be immature and pick fights when she shouldn’t so she can have a temper when she gets fired up.
↬ Discipline ↫
Oh she doesn’t know the definition of discipline. She struggles with being patient and following the rules
↬ Strengths ↫
Jack is confident and strong but her immaturity tends to make people underestimate her. She doesn’t really care enough to fight physically with someone but will try and hold her ground in another other fight. Although, it doesn’t usually end well for her and she usually puts her foot in her mouth.
↬ Weaknesses ↫
Her carefree attitude can be her weakness since people assume she doesn’t care. And lately Mr Henrizzle has become a bit of a weakness since she L words him.
↬ Drive/dreams ↫
Yeeeaaahhh....this is her struggle. She can’t commit to something to dream about it. She wants to explore and experience everything imaginable. (True flakey gemini just sayin)
↬ Fears ↫
Not much scares her. If anything the only thing that scares her is growing up.
↬ Likes ↫
Flying, exploring, Henry, wine, ice cream, Henry, pixie dust, swimming
↬ Dislikes ↫
Pirates, responsibility, driving
↬ Soft spot ↫
Henry :) And actually Jacob. She wouldn’t let anyone hurt him.
↬ Depression ↫
It’s very hard to get her depressed - she can’t even remember a time.
↬ Inspiration ↫
Her parent’s story and Auradon in general. It’s a small part of the world but there’s so much to see and do.
↬ Role model ↫
Her dad but her mom too. She loves them and their relationship, she’s always looked up to them.
↬ Mental disorder ↫
She’s crazy but nothing that crazy.
↬ Habits ↫
She picks at her split ends when she’s bored.
R A T I N G S
(5 Stars means very high strength, 1 star means very low strength aka weak)
↬ Psychological strength ↫
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ - At least she thinks so. She’s very cocky.
↬ Physical strength ↫
⭑⭑⭑⭑ - Okay listen she’s not that strong but don’t let her hear you say that. SHE THINKS SHE IS OKAY.
↬ Leadership ↫
⭑⭑⭑⭑ - Jack was always in charge of all the kids who lived on Neverland. Is she great at it? No. Think about that bossy little girl who tells you what to name your dolls and how to play with them. But she doesn’t really care to lead but she can if she needs to.
↬ Wisdom ↫
⭑ - I'm just gonna go with no. Homegirl does not think before she acts. I’m sorry.
↬ Intelligence ↫
⭑⭑⭑ - It’s the classic case of ‘if she applied herself’ but she doesn’t. Jack actually knows a lot and picks up street smarts but she just doesn’t care enough to do anything in school.
↬ Confidence ↫
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ - She’s got confidence up the wazoo. 
↬ Endurance ↫
⭑⭑⭑⭑ - Jack doesn’t have a lot of hardships but she actually thrives on change and can adapt quickly. She loves it since she gets bored easily.
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
↬ Father ↫
Peter, one of her favorite people in the world. He’s funny and has the best stories. Jack has always been close with him.
↬ Mother ↫
Wendy who is a little bit harder on her to do well in school and grow up a little bit. She looks up to her mom and wants to make her proud but the desire to have fun and be a dummy is stronger right now.
↬ Siblings ↫
Oh Jacob...she loves her little brother but he can be such a wet blanket. She wants him to loosen up and have fun but when he doesn’t she gives up and moves onto to something or someone else.
↬ Other relatives ↫
No it’s only the four of them. They don’t really see their uncles or cousins that often since they are in another area of Auradon.
↬ Enemies ↫
Carson but not really, Jack just thinks she wants Henry so that makes her MAD
↬ Rivals ↫
Same as above ya know
↬ Friends ↫
Henry, Sam, Mei, to everyone’s dismay Cora.
↬ Best friend ↫
Cora was always her best friend since becoming her roommate in Auradon Prep but truthfully they’ve grown apart. Jack loves magic and Cora is a scared little bitch. So Henry has become her best friend.
↬ Love interest ↫
Henry :)
↬ Marital status ↫
She be dating that hot, sometimes too serious VK boy
↬ Children ↫
Someday - Celeste & Sawyer
↬ Pets ↫
Not yet - she wants a dog when she moves away from Cora bc that girl has a lizard of sorts and it would eat it.
P A S T - T I M E
↬ Hobbies ↫
Flying, going to parties, exploring & finding treasures, practicing self care
↬ Talents ↫
Uh..truthfully not much. She’s good at talking herself into trouble?
↬ Sports ↫
Nah
↬ Classes ↫
She says she’s undeclared but she’s actually picked a communications major to appease her mother. Jack thinks it’s easy and broad enough that she could get any job whenever she does graduate.
↬ Occupation ↫
No job - she’s too busy flying around and being cute. Truthfully i think once she gets her act together will go into some kind of creative job with either fashion or maybe even home interiors. It’s a good way for her to express herself and still be creative.
H O M E   L I F E
↬ Location ↫
She lives in an apartment building with Cora in Auradon City
↬ House size ↫
It’s a fair size for two people. Cora pays more bc she’s a princess and asked for the bigger room.
↬ House type ↫
Jack has mostly decorated it - it’s a very fun and cute apartment. She had a lot of fun actually.
↬ Level of luxury ↫
It’s modest but newly renovated.
↬ Outdoor description ↫
It’s an apartment but the roof top is nice that they can utilize. Jack flies off of it a lot.
↬ Indoor description ↫
Jack decorated it similar to her style of clothes. Colorful and fun but random sometimes. She throws in random things she’s found around Auradon in her exploring. Cora keeps it neat and clean for them though.
↬ Bedroom description ↫
It’s colorful but cozy. A lot of throw pillows and art on the walls.
L I F E    S T O R Y
↬ Age 0-12 ↫
Jack’s world was mostly just Neverland and any adventures her dad would take them on. Their family and the community in their neighborhood was a great way to grow up. She learned a lot about pixies and faeries during this time. Even though Jack knew her dad and Jacob fought a lot, she didn’t think much of it and thought it was just a game they played.
↬ Age 13-18 ↫
Jack finally got to play with pixie dust on her own. She started to travel all over Auradon without the knowledge of her parents. Peter never seemed to care where as Wendy was always worried about her.
↬ Age 19-25 ↫
Living in Auradon City full time has been fun for her. She loves meeting new people and especially when the VKs really started to come over from the Isle. Eventually she started to see Henry and it slowly and slowly became more serious. Babies probs gonna move in together next - GOOD LUCK HENRY that’s all I gotta say.
↬ Darkest secret ↫
Jack lost her virginity to Kit
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thedenofravenpuff · 5 years
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The Summer Sun Setback - Episode Reaction
I’m continuing on with these early releases bit by bit. Think the hiatus is about to end, but as far I know that’ll be during my vacation far from home and I rather not miss anything. So getting ahead of the game it is then, just because it’s an option!
Think I’ve seen one screenshot of this, so with the rest I’m pretty much going in blind because it’s still too early for spoilers. Which been quite nice with these.
Let’s get on with it!
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S   P   O   I   L   E   R   S    !
Gasps! Back at the Foul Four! A good start by me!!
Still on edge whether or not he’s just pretending to not realize they are hiding the bell from him.
Evil road trip!
Been something just slightly off with the audio for the intro song for all of these early releases, but rest of the audio is just fine. Oh well.
Oooh, still continuing with the season arc of letting Twilight practice for her takeover. Now for that Summer Sun Celebration, interesting. 
Kinda dig the humble way they enter, seems like the Sisters have no idea what to do when not in charge of these celebrations.
Continuity!
Oh, they got a point.
The two of them still in a rush to bail I see.
Also, you might find the holiday to be ABOUT you, but after centuries of becoming a strong tradition, that’s obviously become FOR the ponies. I mean, damn, at least consider what it means to others before deciding to cancel it.
And Discord!
Oh Discord.
Already sensing a strong theme here, with everypony already been making references to “Twilighting” as their expectations, and Twilight showing she already prepared for that. So I assume the Foul Five Three gonna be having fun sabotaging her efforts on the side until Twilight finally breaks. Probably Discord joining in on the fun too as revenge for not being asked to help (as usual). Anyways, let’s see how it’s actually gonna go.
New security still in place with those wind blades by the castle, huh.
Oooh, they really are running with that continuity.
... Chryssi, why the odd voice? You sound like a mare pretending to be a stallion despite your disguise is a mare. And your voice ALSO change when you disguise yourself!!
Okay, who wanna bet Discord already know the evil gang is here and planning to mess around with both teams?
Damn, Twilight... I mean, not as blunt as “Don’t get in the way” but still, daimn... You still not learned how sensitive Discord is about being excluded, ESPECIALLY this passive aggressively? Future Queen of Equestria, everyone!
Mandatory Apple family reunion cameos.
Oh gosh, Pinkie’s eating animations this season XD
... Tirek drainage with the eyes going dull but butt mark still there. Guess he’s holding back to not be too obvious?
Aaand the pony herd mentality of instant panic. Good times.
Tirek snatching that pie XDD
Oh no, he’s adorable.
Oh Dash, not helping. But you try.
Unicorn Master Race club president arrived, don’t think too much about it folks.
Oh Discord, that’s adorable XD Gotta give it to him, he does try to take his task serious. Probably just to prove he can be trusted to do more.
Yes, covering that ONE window surely is enough to make sure she won’t notice what’s going on outside, through any of the many other windows. Foolproof!
Yeeaaah, I don’t think this gonna help her stick to the course of NOT micromanaging, you guys...
Damn, Discord got right back at them all XD Though I’m sure he’s really off to watch for a chance to sabotage the saboteurs. I’m still convinced he already knows what’s happening, it’s Discord.
Oh Pinkie XD
The freak goose being all suspicious, yet saving its honking until sure.
Okay, that was surprisingly smart move of Chryssi, I did not see that.
Front gate more secured than the restricted library.
I still adore panicky pega boy, how can someone stress and panic this much and make it look cute??
Yeah
Woah, what was that? Almost tempted to describe it as tiny contained sonic rainboom, probably all kinds of wrong in that though. Still, quite a surprising but very neat move Dash just pulled off there. Wow.
Erhmergerd, Discord! XDD
Unicorn Elitists surprisingly talked down again fast, as long it alicorn I guess.
Okay, I know cute is her whole stick, but squeezing through the shelf like dat was dang adorable.
Oh gosh, how, what, I’m laughing at it anyway.
Dr. Whooves and Rose for the Doc Who crowd and their shippers.
They already wanted to cancel the holiday for being about them since they think it not worth celebrating them if they are not around. This changes nothing, really. Still about them.
Temporary distracted by the background ground looks like it was made in MS Paint..
Okay, Discord didn’t intervene at all, to give back at the Foul Three. But still think he knows. Something.
Aww, Pouty Tirek.
Oh Gosh, Tirek when she pulls the book out from under his horsebutt!
Plz tell me they made sure to check the book and didn’t wait with that for the point of a cheap punchline just before credits...
*Phew* They didn’t pull that after all. I know they are the bad guys, but still want them to have some success to keep the threat level.
Sounds like they might be plotting for ways to part the three tribes, huh? Sounds promising.
Anyway, cute episode! A bit cluttered, but they sure work with what they got. Tried a bit hard hammering down out throat that Twilight is no longer Twilighting, but guess worth it after making too much of a point how much she panics all the time and then somehow have to convince us it changed.
The continuity was well used, and still a joy to see the Foul Three work together to double cross everyone while trying not to bond too much.
It worked for its purposes.
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freakynct · 4 years
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「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」
— xiao dejun
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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he's honestly one of the most loving boys i've ever seen, aftercare is so important to him. he'll clean you up, bring you water or food, take a bubble bath with you, literally anything you need and of course, cuddles with you for the rest of the night, a lot of kisses on the cheek and lips
b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his favorite body part on himself is his eyes and eyebrows and he knows how to use them to his advantage. on you i feel like he also really likes your eyes and lips, loves staring at them and seeing your eyes sparkle
c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)
his favorite place to cum is definitely inside you, even if he's wearing a condom he just loves to feel you close to him while he cums. i don't see him as being really messy when he cums tho, he doesn't cum a whole lot and he's more neat with it
d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he's a shy boy at first and won't open right away about his fantasies but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have them. in fact, he often finds himself thinking about how you would look like with your wrists tied up with a pretty pink silk scarf around them, maybe even tying up your ankles as well so that your body is all sprawled out for him as he works his tongue over your clit, sucking gently, his long fingers sliding in and out of you until you've cum so many times that your legs are shaking and you're crying out for him to stop, but he loves to see you cum so much that he just can't and that's when he finds himself getting hard in his pants from the thought but too shy to share it with you
e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i don't think he has a lot of experience and probably only had one partner before but he's eager to learn and pays attention to detail so he'll learn very fast about what you like and what you don't and will work really hard to be a good lover for you
f; favourite position (goes without saying)
xiaojun likes missionary and will fuck you that way most of the time but he also loves to fuck you on your side, having your back pressed against his chest as he thrusts into you and kisses your neck
g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
i don't see him as being goofy at all during sex, he takes it seriously so he won't joke around during the act otherwise it would just make him shy and awkward
h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
all i can say is that i see him as the type of guy to trim it well but not too much, he definitely doesn't like seeing it all shaved up, he just won't do that
i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
xiaojun needs to be in a relationship with someone to have sex, he just doesn't see the point in doing it if love is not involved. he can be pretty romantic and slow, likes to take a long time with foreplay, it's important to him, and he's also sweeter at first
j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)
doesn't do it really often, maybe about 2 or 3 times a week. he needs to be completely alone, so he will wait until no one is at the dorms so he can have his privacy. he will have lube and towels ready before he starts. likes to tease himself over his pants first and then strokes his cock slowly, applying a bit more pressure and squeezing a bit harder when he gets to the tip. only moves his hand faster when he's about to cum and he sets a towel on his stomach so that things don't get messy and it's easier to clean up
k; kink (one or more of their kinks)
he's not the kinkiest of men but he still enjoys certain kinks like restrains [only soft delicate materials], oral [giving and receiving], overstimulation, forced orgasm and slight chocking
l; location (favourite places to do it)
i think his favorite place to do it really is the bedroom, there's not much to it
m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
gentle touches really get to him. soft kisses to his neck, your fingers lightly brushing over his cock and stomach, your hands running through his hair, it will just drive him crazy and he will have to fuck you right then and there
n; no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i think xiaojun wouldn't do anything that caused you pain, he would feel too guilty about it. might try it once if you really want it but i don't see him liking it or doing it again. also anything that is dangerous he will absolutely say no to
o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
he 100% prefers giving. not that he doesn't like your pretty lips wrapped around him but he just loves to see you melt under his touch. he loves tasting you and sucking gently on your clit until you're squirming and moaning and your juices are running down his chin. he gets hard just from thinking about it
p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
xiaojun is never too rough with you, he likes taking his time and making you feel good so he starts slow, almost teasingly slow, and then starts picking up pace but he never goes too fast. he likes hard and deep thrusts, likes to feel himself deep inside you and he takes his time finding all of your sensitive spots
q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
i don't think he would do it often at all. like i've mentioned before, he likes to take his time and make you feel good in all the ways possible and he just can't do that when having quickies. but if you're really horny and you beg for it he just won't be able to say no to his baby
r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
he's not really a risk taker and won't do sexual things in public that often, he's terrified of being caught in the act. but if you're inside the bedroom then he won't say no to experimenting a little bit. he won't be opened to every single thing but he wants to make you feel good and will at least try the things you're most into
s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
he won't go for many rounds himself, once he has cum i think that's it for him but when it comes to you that's a different story. he loves to see you cum and will make sure you do it more than once and in different ways too, so the sex itself will probably last a really good amount of time, he doesn't like rushing
t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
i don't see him using toys that often, he likes you to cum and moan because of him and not some toy but if he does have them then i think it would be something more cute and gentle, in terms of aesthetic and performance, he won't just buy anything that pops up. so probably a cute little pink vibrator or something like that
u; unfair (how much they like to tease)
i think he does it often but not intentionally. he just likes to be gentle with you and take his time so sometimes the way he touches you and the time it takes until he's actually fucking you might make it seem like he's teasing you
v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
he's a little shy when it comes to moaning and will probably try to hold it in at first but once he gets comfortable he will start to let it out more and more. likes to moan, groan and breathes heavily. will probably try to muffle them against the crook of your neck
w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
a louder moan escaped between your lips as you threw your head back to give xiaojun more room to abuse the skin on your neck, his warm tongue and lips creating small little bruises for you to remember this moment later. "does it feel good, baby?" xiaojun's sweet voice brought you back to reality as his fingers kept working skillfully inside you, massaging your g-spot every time he curled them up and you had to admit he knew your body better than you did at this point. all you could do was whimper in response, your fingers tugging at his hair a little harder as he sped up the pace of his digits. "i wanna make you feel so good, baby. are you gonna cum for me? hm?" his words only made it harder to keep it all in and soon after you were clenching around his fingers, your juices running down his hand as you tried to catch your breath but weren't given the chance, since xiaojun was already face to face with your dripping core. and just as you were about to tell him that you couldn't do it again, he made you swallow your words as he flicked his tongue over your clit. "just one more time baby, please. you look so pretty when you cum for me."
x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
i think xiaojun is either average length or a little bellow average. he's probably uncircumcised since he's chinese and circumcision is not very common there. i also think he isn't too thick or too thin, he's just in the middle
y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
he has a very average sex drive, doesn't get horny all the time but he enjoys sex and has it about 4 or 5 times a week. i also don't think it is super easy to make him hard, he needs to be in the mood for you to really turn him on like that
z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
doesn't fall asleep right away, he prefers to cuddle and talk for a little bit before you both actually go to sleep. he always needs that little bit of affection right after sex
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heyo! could you write something for michael / billy / stu / and any other slasher you think would be good - about their s/o who has a really bad stutter (and who possibly might be bullied or something of the nature) your work is really good and ahh!! i needed to see a stuttering mess in a work to make me happy about my own stutter
((Totally! I hope these lil drabbles help cheer you up some! And remember, never feel bad about your voice. It’s not the way you talk that matters, it’s the words and the feelings behind them. I’d write for all of them if I could but I decided to add Bubba, Norman, and Chop-Top for this one cause two of them have a stutter (though Chop-Top’s ain’t as strong and Norman’s is more due to anxiety and therefore written different) and the other is just always v good. They’re also some of my favorites so I’ll always love writing them lol. Btw I tried my best to write a stutter accurately but, like always, I want to make sure I didn’t write anything offensive or inaccurate so let me know if there’s anything along those lines. Also, this is long af so I added a read-more.
Various slashers s/o with a stutter:
Michael:
“M-M-Michael d-d-don’t do this,” you pleaded. He stared at you emotionless, as he plunged the knife back in.
“P-P-please! You-You pr-promised!” He ignored you and pulled the knife in and out of the now-mutilated flesh.
”Y-Y-You sa-said you would w-w-wait! It’s n-n-n-not e-even  H-Halloween!” He reached in and pulled out a mass of slimy guts and pulp, then gestured to you to take it. You held out your hand and took his offering, mildly disgusted.
You went to a kitchen drawer and pulled out a gallon Ziploc bag, dumping the handful inside. “H-Here. We-we’ll j-j-j-just save s-some and I’ll m-make something w-w-w-with it l-later.” Michael set the knife off to the side and lifted up his current “project” as if presenting it for your approval. You rolled your eyes, but smiled anyway.
“Yes, i-it’s a b-b-b-b-beautiful J-Jack O’Lantern, M-Michael. B-B-But it’s gon-gonna r-rot if we p-p-put it out n-now!” But even as you say it you know you might as well break out the tea candles.
Billy:
Once the bell rang, you nearly ran out of the classroom to your locker. You glowered as you replaced the books from your previous class with the ones for your next. You slammed the door shut to see your boyfriend standing behind it, a wicked, yet charming smirk on his face.
“Boo.” You just rolled your eyes.
“N-Not in the m-m-mood.”
His brow furrowed at that, usually you were more happy to see him. “What’s up babe?” his eyes looked around defensively at your fellow classmates wandering the halls, “Some punks giving you shit again?”
“N-No…” you sighed, “The t-teacher c-c-c-called on me in c-c-class today to r-r-read. Asshole kn-knows I d-d-don’t w-wanna t-talk in front of ev-everyone.”
Billy scowled at that, “What a fucking prick. Want me to teach him something?”
You hesitated for a moment, he was a jerk, but no. “D-D-Don’t w-worry ab-b-bout it B-Billy…He’s-he’s j-j-just doing hi-his job…”
“Hey,” Billy gripped you reassuringly by the shoulders, getting you to look him in the eyes, “Never let nothings like that make you think less of yourself baby. You’re amazing just the way you are.”
You almost felt yourself well up at his thoughtful words. Sometimes he shocked you with how sweet he could be. You nodded, and leaned into hug him.
He returned the embrace, and you felt him lean down to whisper into your ear, “You wanna just ditch and watch movies at my place?” A very tempting offer you may just take him up on.
Stu:
“H-H-Hello? Wh-Who’s this?”
“Do you like scary movies?”
“Ha Ha, very f-f-funny. Wh-Who’s th-th-th-this? F-for real.”
“I’m the scary killer outside your window…”
“Oh s-s-sure. I b-bet,” sarcasm and annoyance dripping from your words, “Quit b-being a creep R-R-Randy.”
“It’s not Randy. That your boyfriend?”
At that comment, you started to get an idea of who your mysterious caller was, but decided to play along. “N-Nah, b-b-but I d-do h-have one.”
“Oh yeah,” the voice giggled, “And what’s he like? Bet he wouldn’t like you talkin’ to lil ole me.”
“P-p-probably n-not, b-b-but he’s not h-here. And you h-h-haven’t h-hung up.”
There was a pause on the other end, then a huff. “You never answered my first question.”
“Oh? Th-that th-thing ab-b-bout s-scary movies? Yeah, I l-l-like ‘em”
“What’s your favorite scary movie?”
You hesitate for a second, while it would be fun to keep this going, you feel like upping the ante a bit. “I d-d-don’t know. H-How ab-b-bout you c-come up h-here and w-w-watch o-one w-with me?”
“What about your boyfriend?”
“C-C-Come on M-Mister K-K-Killer, h-he c-can join. I th-th-think you kn-know w-where t-to find h-him.”
You heard a shuffling on the other end and then the call abruptly ended. You sat in silence for a moment, curious about what would happen next. A familiar rapping sound came from outside your window. You pulled back the curtain, revealing your boyfriend standing there with his signature goofy grin plastered across his face. Through the glass you hear the voice you’d missed, “Wanna let me in?”
Bubba:
The Sawyer home was unusually quiet right now. With Drayton out at the gas station and his other brother doing god-knows-what, just you Bubba and Grandpa were left at the house. With Bubba working downstairs, you had been left to your own devices. Though you didn’t mind some alone time, it was odd that you hadn’t really seem hide-nor-hair of your beau lately. Though that seemed like it would be changing pretty soon, as you heard the large metal door to the kitchen slam. You turned to see Bubba coming towards you, happily clutching something in his hands.
“W-W-What’ve you g-got there B-Bubba?” He excitedly shoved the object, which you know could tell was a book, into your hands. “Where the Sidewalk Ends” the cover read, with a drawing of two children looking over what looked like the edge of a cliff. You flipped through it, and it appeared to be a collection of poems cute illustrations to go with them. You turned back at your love, who was watching you eagerly, seemingly trying to figure out your reaction.
“It s-seems like a v-very n-nice b-b-book H-Honey. Th-th-thank you.”  His brow seemed to furrow underneath his mask and he poked the book more insistently. You cocked your head in confusion, “I’m af-f-fraid I d-don’t get w-what your s-s-saying.” He opened the book and a warbling hum came from him as he pointed from the words to you.
“You w-w-want m-me to r-r-read it? Out l-loud?” He squealed happily and nodded. “ Are y-you s-s-sure? B-B-But W-what ab-bout th-the way I t-talk?” He nodded again and pulled you into his lap on the couch. He hugged you tightly around the waist, resting his head on your shoulder as he looked down at the book. You laughed softly about his enthusiasm, “Alr-right…I-Invitation…If y-you are a dreamer c-c-come in. If y-you are a dreamer, a w-wisher, a liar. C-Come in….
Chop-Top:
The whole Sawyer house was very much relieved today. It had been awhile since anyone had driven by and food was running kinda low, making everyone a bit on edge and touchy. Luckily, a whole van of people stopped by last night and were quickly dispatched, meaning everyone would get to eat. Your boyfriend’s brothers were currently preparing and cooking the meat, while your boyfriend looted and organized the belongings of the now-cattle.
“Y/N! C-Come in here and take a look at this!” your boyfriend hollered from the other side of the house. This was somewhat ominous as you never could tell what he was going to show you when he got excited like this. His tone of voice when showing you a neat bug was the same when he was propping up and goofing off with a corpse. You walked in and he was standing in the middle of the room, surrounded by a mess of objects scattered around him. On him was the ugliest shirt you had ever seen. It looked like bowling alley carpet had a love child with a kid’s drawing of what a Hawaiian shirt was supposed to look like. It physically hurt your eyes a bit to look at it. “Check out th-these digs babe!” he crowed.
“W-Wow…th-that s-sure is…c-c-copacetic.”
“I know r-right!” He turned back to admire himself in the dirty wall mirror, “T-Totally far-r out!
You hid a grin behind your hand, “You’re one sh-shagad-d-delic c-cat.”
He whipped back around to face you, beaming ear to ear, “Awww sh-shucks,” he wadded his way through the mess over to you, throwing his boney arms around you waist. “You’re pretty b-bitchin’ your-yourself,” he crooned, pressing a sloppy and slightly gross kiss on your cheek. Maybe you could get used to the shirt…
Norman Bates:
There was a record playing in the main lobby of the motel when your returned from tidying one of the cabins. As you stepped in farther, you could make out your sweetheart’s voice singing along softly. Curiosity drew you closer and you watched from the doorway as he folded laundry. His voice was as sweet and smooth as honey and the melody seemed to drip into you, wrapping around and warming your heart.
“It takes a lot of sunshine…To make a s-summer day…But just a little love…Can go a long, long way…”
You wolf-whistled, and he whipped around to face you, dropping the shirt he was holding. “Oh dear, I, um, well, you, w-weren’t supposed, to, er, see t-that.”
You moved towards him, picking up the shirt from the floor and returning it to him. “Y-You s-s-sing b-beautifully you kn-know.”
His eyes flicked back to meet your’s, “R-Really, I, well, I just never, s-sing in front of anyone…”
You smiled, looking up at him with faux innocence, “H-How does th-this one g-g-go again? So i-i-i-incid-dentally…”
He gulped, “Um, Treat love g-gently…”
“W-When it c-c-comes in view…”
“It-It could even, even happen to…”
You both joined in for the last line, “S-someone l-l-like you…”
As the song played on in the background you realized how close the two of you had gotten. You both blushed and turned away slightly, but neither of you could hide the blush or grins painted across your faces.
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Straight Outta Monster Narnia
HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK
I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE
THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!
Here we GOOOOOOO~!
Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!
I am here yes!
Truly excellent dude
OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort
NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…
Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.
STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks
The legs are almost all the same LMAO
This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT
Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft
BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO
You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk
Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…
But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes
OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA
Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!
That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there
Also Kris, you need some eyes
RELIGIOUS SKA
So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay
Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat
It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!
It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it
CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!
Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here
“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor
DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes
ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT
PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS
DAMN who do I pick as my partner
Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…
Random snake is also very good…
Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined
HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK
Thank you cool snake I love your origin story
Oh this reindeer girl is very cute
MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE
I instantly love her, goodbye
Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble
I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK
Susie are you eating chalk
Oh sheet I like Susie less now
GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY
Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face
Haha totally cut off my answer there
Hmm. I sense…a theme here.
Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here
Now that’s a spooky face
Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls
Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay
Hi there creepy waving things!
To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT
Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES
Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie
LOL so much for a party member following you around
Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics
Such interesting and different architecture
THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS
Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy
THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know
About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch
LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”
JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT
VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM
“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”
CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY
Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it
RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game
The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute
Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!
“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.
Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…
It’s an inverse papou fruit!
Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right
Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items
YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW
“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE
Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…
“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”
Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY
FRIGHTENING FANFARE
Damn that puzzle still is tricky
Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying
We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE
Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!
Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already
Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword
Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right
THEY GOT BARRY
These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex
“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie
It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone
Oh now that light trick is weird
They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious
Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN
LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something
Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!
THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS
“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.
Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again
L E G S
THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE
Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE
Cakes…are also my enemy…
Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming
Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either
Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP
This jack’s got my number
That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig
Awww I like Clover
“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE
Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE
Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.
Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice
It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S
Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here
Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!
Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones
Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing
Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER
Why does it say Tuna on it
“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had
GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA
Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!
YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD
OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE
Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat
STOOL FORME
I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with
Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long
You done got locked in the dungeon
Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in
HUH, we’re controlling Susie now
In which choices do not matter…
SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED
And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?
A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!
Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail
Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking
Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!
So, this about final boss point for this business?
Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot
And just who is this sassy lost child?
BAAHAHAHAAA
HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN
I am now BED INSPECTOR yes
Hello again fancy blue boy
“Can…can we see it” / “No.”
This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO
Awww he put his bicycle to bed
‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH
I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!
Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!
JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT
Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez
WHELP this looks like final boss time…
Hiiiii there Lancer
Oh dang is gettin serious now
Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there
HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…
Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…
W H E L P
DAYUM that face from Susie!!
Awwww poor Ralsei
We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH
DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)
LMAO Susie’s face
EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC
Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects
Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet
So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat
Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia
Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST
LIBRARBY
YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE
Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!
ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE
OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME
I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad
PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED
I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN
The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!
Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING
Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!
“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.
HIIIIIIIII SANS
Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS
Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!
Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS
10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW
HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”
That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing
Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!
Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!
Brother Doug…?
Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!
ASGORE, HELLO
OMG Asgore hugs
Soul flowers….???
Awwww got some flowers for Toriel
THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY
It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE
Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.
Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right
DOG GRAVE, NO
Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…
Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…
Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…
ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED
Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!
OKAY decided to go to sleep here.
…Well that didn’t work out great
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT??????????
WHAT????????????
WHAT?????????
HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??
THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING
No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT
OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE
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dude your recent demon & angel kiribaku art reminds me a little bit of aziraphale and crowley from good omens!! like aziraphale would be angrier as baku obvs but still i thought of it and it made me happy lol
A lot of people have mentioned that in the tags/under the post and that makes me!!! super happy!!!! Good Omens is one of my fav books and Crowley one of my fav characters, so the comment feels nice! I wasn’t specifically thinking about them when drawing it, but possibly a bit I was influenced anyway!! I wonder if what made everyone think about them was Kiri’s sunglasses? It’s not noticeable but I did give him glowing eyes too after all haha
Anon said:Have you ever thought about how op a TodoBakuDeku fusion would be? (if they could stay together that is lol!)
Never thought of it tbh, but at this point I’m pretty sure with a lot of work on Baku’s part they’d be able to stick together long enough! He wouldn’t find it comfortable but they’d def be one of the strongest three-people-fusions in the class - not the strongest, tho, since they all have the same sort of straightforward offensive power when it comes to their quirks, I think I could find three people who’d make a stronger fusion... Baku Kiri and Momo, for example, would be even more impressive imho! Since all their quirks cover a different field, and their minds/personalities mesh well enough to have the right amount of planning and instinctive reaction/self-preservation and safety of others/pride and self-doubt/lawfulness and chaotic acting and so on. Even just as a team, without counting them as a fusion, I think they’d make one of the most balanced ones! Compared to that putting Todo Deku and Baku in the same place is just a recipe for disaster more often than not haha
Anon said:no, i move slow, I wanna stop time, I'll sit here til I find the,, inspiration to draw,,,,,,
LMAO it’s a song about art block after all, I feel every word in it a whole damn lot hahaha
Anon said:Art block or no art block, I love everything you come up with 💜
AW HECK ANON you’re so sweet!!! Thank you so much!!!!! ;O;
Anon said:Mixing thei hero names? So uuuh King Riot?
We still don’t know Baku’s hero name, so anything might be, really! It’s why I didn’t outright have Kiri mention any idea, I got no clue myself where he was going with it haha it’d be cool if his hero name were Ground Zero, because it’d mix well with Red Riot imho (Red Zero or Ground Riot or Red Ground, they all sound nice!) but what if Baku’s hero name ends up just being Katsuki, after all? How do you mix that with Red Riot? (the answer is Red Victory, or Akatsu!! from akai (red) + katsu !! ngl I’ve thought about this a lot lmao) anyway so many possibilities so little known facts!
Anon said:I love the details on Kiri and Baku's skin. Great job!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Anon said:!!!!!!!!!! fran oh my god your zine piece is so beautiful!!!!!!!
Sob thank youuu!!!! I’m glad you liked it!!!! ;O;
Anon said:i just got my zine and the art and writing was so lovely, i loved your comic at the end. an amazing way to end the zine♡
THANK YOU!!!! I’m jelly, I still haven’t gotten mine ;O; I hope the comic was easy to read even in printed form, I’ve been worried about that for months hahaha rip at least there’s the pdf
Anon said: i’m in love with your kiri bday art!!!! with the colorless art like that, are we allowed to color it? of course no posting it, but just for fun.
If you promise not to post it, I’m cool with it! Thank you for liking it enough to want to do that!!! Seriously tho don’t post it if you do
Anon said:Can you draw more kamisero? g u d q u a l i t y s h i p ma' dude.
Maybe? Currently it really isn’t between my top priorities but who knows
Anon said:FRANNNNN!!!! Your comic for the Take My Hand zine!!!! I'm gonna cry! It's so beautiful and the boys are so perfect! Your art is so amazing, I was so thrilled to see your piece. Not to mention the detail you put in. Their hands killed me! With Bakugou's palms and Kiri's arms! Ugh, I just can't, I love it so much.
I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKED THE HANDS it’s weird bc that one panel is probably my fav in the comic and I was so sure no one was gonna really notice it but!! So many people did!!!!! It makes me so happy oh man ;O;
Anon said:Hey coulda maybe make a traitor Kaminari comic?
Nope! No traitor arts here, sorry! SInce I don’t believe any of the theories to the point of finding them outright laughable, any art I could ever make about it would just come out looking either fake or ridiculous and no one wants to see that lmao
Anon said:your take my hand comic!!! it's so good!! thank you for doing the boys so well ;;;
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!
Anon said:I don't know if you remember, but a couple months ago I asked if it'd be okay for me to write something based on a few of your art pieces. Would that still be alright? Your art is gorgeous and makes my brain think and brings joy to me all the time ^^ would absolutely link to the art and credit you. that's not even a question :)
That still depends on which art you’re specifically talking about! And thank you so much for the compliment!!
Anon said:I don’t know if you read fan fiction, but I have one to suggest to you! It’s called, “It’s Obvious When You Lie”. Only three chapters are out so far, but it’s really good!
I’ll add it to my marked for later list then!! Thank you so much for the rec, I don’t easily try out ongoing fics so this was very nice of u!!!
Anon said:In the body switch AU Todoroki sees how fucked up Midoriya feels around Bakugou('s body?) and realizes wow fuck this guy has traumatized my bf. I wonder what I can do to fuck w/ him so the day before they switch back (So Bakugou can't do much in retaliation) he takes Bakugou's body and does the stupidest bullshit ever as revenge
HECK anon sorry but nothing like this would happen ever as long as I’m the one writing the AU! For three main reasons! One, I don’t think Deku is traumatized at all! His relationship with Baku at the moment is actually pretty damn neat and on equal footing, you go you two, growing so much!! Two, Baku and Todo are friends!!! And Todo would never be a dick to Baku instead of just talking to him, if he had a problem with him!! Three, even if one and two weren’t true, Deku has no need for knights in shining armor fighting his battles for him!! He’s a strong independent boy and if he hasn’t fought Baku over this it’s probs cause he doesn’t want anyone to fight him over it!!! Also in this specific AU Todo and Deku aren’t dating, so the scenario doesn’t work for me! Sorry!
Anon said:Have you ever thought about krbk wedding?
I have! And I’ve talked about it on here a few times too! Lately I’ve been thinking about it again tho, from a designs point of view, because!! There’s that very neat post going around tumblr about that wedding photos in which one of the two grooms has a white tux with a cape, and I’ve been thinking about a variation of it for Kirishima’s wedding suit :0 something red instead of white, but generally similar! It’s a lot of effort to draw it so I still haven’t, but yeh!!
Anon said:Hello! I read this fic about your cat comics and the author said to send you some love in their end notes so here is some well-deserved love: your art is beautiful! It's why I became interested in BakuShima and I would not have loved these characters as much if it weren't for you. You also seem to be a very nice person, your mind is beautiful and I am glad you exist
G O DS this is such a nice ask!!!! thank you so so much!!!! ;O;
Anon said:Non chiedo una risposta a questo messaggio, anzi. Volevo solo dirti che trovo la tua arte FANTASTICA, e non sai quanto i tuoi comic e tutto il tuo lavoro mi ha strappato più di un sorriso in brutti momenti. Sapere che sei italiana mi ha fatto totalmente impazzire. Continua così, hai del talento vero. E grazie!
NUHHHH GRAZIE A TE PER ESSERE COSI’ GENTILE OMFG !!!!!!!!!! ;A;
Anon said:Okay okay okay! I adore your art! Could you maybe... draw some KiriBaku fantasy? If it’s not too much to ask! It can be as simple as can be! Your art is just really cute!
Yes I can and yes I will!!! Definitely and in the near future, did you know one of the app games JUST revealed a fantasy wolf Baku as a special halloween chara?? It’s just fantasy Baku with wolf ears and tail, but he’s adorable and I’ve been wanting to draw him since I saw him this morning ;O; so cute!
Anon said:Pssst. Singer Baku, Guitarist Kami, and Drummer Kiri. A good hc if I do say so myself.
It IS a great thought!! Drummer Kiri and Singer Baku have always been a weakness of mine too, so heck!! What a good image! If we put Jirou on bass and vocals too and sero on keyboard and mina on guitar, you make my fav band right then and there hahaha
Anon said:I'm not in the BNHA fandom at the moment but your art still continues to give me the warm fuzzies
GODS ISN’T THIS A NICE ASK!! I’m happy I can make you enjoy even characters you’re not specifically into! Thank you so much for sticking around!!!! ;O;
Anon said:i just got into bnha and fell in love with your art, started going through your sketch tag, and then realize that youre the person who made a bunch of haikyuu comics i loved a while ago so im! very glad to rediscover your stuff!!
HOLY GODS THAT’S NEAT!!! Welcome back!!!! ;O;
Anon said:I love it when you draw kiri with his hair down 💕💕💕 so good, so pure 💕💕💕💕
Oh boy thank you!! ;O; he’s so much easier to draw with his hair spiked for me, knowing people like the way I draw his hair when down means a whole damn lot!! 
Anon said:Hello! First I love your account and artwork! Second will you ever be drawing Mako and Taiyou again? They are so adorable! Also Bakugou and Kirishima seems like amazing dad's!
Thank you!!! And yes I will! I have another ask around here asking about them, so maybe soon! Just gotta find the right idea to draw, I got a bunch but they’re all way too long for my curret attenton span level sadly hahaha rip
Anon said:lmaaaaooo my boi kaminari be having an emotional awakening
Kaminari is like, he’s always somewhere subconsciously known that Baku’s objectively pretty, but since he knows him so well and he’s always around him and most of the times they’re bickering and making fun of each other he’s never actually realized, so now he’s like oh, NOW I see it hahaha
Anon said:hi u probably get this enough but I wanted to give u all my appreciation for ur art thank u for sharing it with us I love everything u post ♡♡♡
THANK YOU!!!! It might be greedy of me but this sorta asks are never enough for me, so seriously thank you for taking your time to drop by and be so nice!!!
Anon said:Could you please draw more of the body swap au? Or what if a different pair of students were to switch?
I’m not gonna draw any other switch with other students, because before settling on Baku and Todo I went through a lot of possibilities and came to the conclusion that nothing would be as funny as Baku and Todo switched are (or at least nothing Horikoshi hasn’t already done himself lmao) so there’s that. I might draw more of them switched, but to be honest with you the only idea with that concept I have right now is Bakugou forgetting he’s suddenly taller and continuously walking into things around the dorms, so there’s that as well hahaha
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tagged by @galaxy-of-hair​ <3<3 rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.
a - age: 29 and ready for my 20s to be over
b - birthplace: Medicine Hat, AB
c - current time: 3:38pm
d - drink you last had: water
e - easiest person to talk to: My husband or @t-rexsays​
f - favorite song: I don’t have an all time favorite. Lately I’ve been bumping Green Light by Lorde over and over though, so maybe that’s something.
g - grossest memory: One of my best friends in high school had this apartment where sometimes there was no toilet paper and she used to wash her ass in the tub and just use her one towel... and everyone else had to just... like I don’t even know what we did about it? I think I had a roll in my purse. Anyway, that’s actually not the story. The story is that she had this pet tarantula named Boots, with really cute little pink feets. Boots ate crickets. I was taking a depression nap after a guy broke up with me and I was in her bed, literally ROOMS away from Boots and her crickets, when I felt the urge to chew in my dream? I was woken up by a crunch and it was definitely a cricket and I’m so sorry for making you read this. 
h - horror yes or horror no: Horror yes, but I’m really picky about it so I need to have Dee tell me it’s good first.
i - in love? Yes :)
j - jealous of people?: Not really. From the outside, I have a life that a lot of people have expressed envy about, so I’m very aware that even people with good seeming lives can have it rough - and I’m ALSO very aware of my privilege and how lucky I am in a lot of aspects... like minor feelings of jealousy are super human and normal but for those two reasons, I tend not to overdo it 
l - love at first sight or should i walk by again: LUST at first sight, definitely. I do tend to fall in love shortly thereafter though. 
m - middle name: Katherine
n - number of siblings: A half sister and three step-siblings, though for all intents and purposes I was raised an only child.
o - one wish: I once read about someone wanting the money in their pocket to always magically cover the things they needed when they went out for the day and that always seemed like a neat idea. I also wish that for everyone.
p - person you called last: I called for a lip threading appointment. So a very nice receptionist at a hair place.
q - question you are always asked: Older people are obsessed with my hair. They want to know about how I maintain it mostly.
r - reason to smile: I need to better catalog the reasons I have to smile tbh, because whenever I’m asked that I just fucking blank. I had a fun night with my husband last night, even though we went through a fucking family SITUATION lol. 
s - song you sang last: June Hymn by The Decemberists  
t - time you woke up: 6:45 or so
u - underwear colour: Black
v - vacation destination: I love the BEACH. I don’t care where the beach is I just want to stand on sand and look at the ocean. Any beach.
w - worst habit: Trichotillomania and uh, being really negative I guess.
x - x-rays: Just regular boring dental x-rays
y - your favourite food: Donair!
Z - zodiac sign: Libra
tagging: @t-rexsays @may-the-fandoms-be-with-you @hallow-ouija-bored @moral-disorder @caffeinatedmystic @tattedandnerdy @drumgrrrl and whoever else wants to. Also if you don’t want to no pressure!!!    
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