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...oh god
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The Motto of the Sons of Lothar is 'What Turalyon Doesn't Know Can't Hurt Him'
Khadgar is f*cking Illidan? Turalyon doesn't need to know.
Alleria is in direct contact with the Void Lords, who go against everything Turalyon believes in? Turalyon doesn't need to know.
Danath set the house on fire? Turalyon doesn't need to know.
Kurdan tried to tame a Draenei? Turalyon doesn't need to know.
Khadgar is possessed? Turalyon does indeed need to know, but we won't tell him.
Alleria's family opened the realms of death? Turalyon absolutely needs to know, but he won't find out until the very last minute.
Danath has been dead for years? Turalyon really ought to know, but he won't.
Kurdan succeeded in taming a demon? We had Khadgar wipe Turalyon's memory of the event!
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d-dookie shit fart???? ;-;????? you know???
i poopoo out me peepee hole c( ˵ ╥ ͟ʖ ╥ ˵ )੭
dookie, shit, FART!
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a real text message I just received from the work group text
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i love making my sims have a routine. took me a couple days, but i figured out fiona's.
fiona's routine:
she get's up 4am, feed stix (her dog), make breakfast, pack her lunch (tuna salad always), take a thoughtful shower, take stix out for a p00p, wait for work :)
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Idk if anyone here has watched The Magicians, but in case you haven’t there’s an episode in which, in order to channel very powerful battle magic that exceeds their level of ability/control, the main characters drink a potion that bottles up their emotions and makes them unemotional and controlled; because your emotions are what makes you fuck up the battle magic (unless you’ve trained for years) and possibly get you killed. But after that spell, they have to drink another potion/drink their emotions back because they don’t want to stay unemotional like that forever. And because they get all these feelings back at once, they end up being emotional messes / crying / getting drunk / sleeping around and generally being walking disasters for like a day or so.
Super fun ep.
Imagine the TWST boys :D
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sm4l d3ud4l 0f p3st and p00p <D
(ooc ignore how i forgot to draw pest’s hat 😭)
(also hi guys i been on break bc i was busy dealing with school and other personal stuff lawl!!!!)
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P00P !
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BOHM'S FIRST BOMB OF THE SEASON!!! 💣⚾
Philadelphia Phillies 1 - Pittsburgh Pirates 0
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p00p f4r7 (d3g0g470rmy)
im going to rip you apart with my teeth (affectionate)
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Honestly I like being on my period only because of period p00ps, like it's just a natural week long laxat!ve that I can't even turn off, you know? Plz tell me I'm not the only one ahaha😭😭
Like usually I'll drink coffee in the morning not to get energy but to be able to sh!t but now I don't have to haha
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Hey everyone! I was tagged a while ago by a couple wonderful people to post selfies so here are a couple from yesterday before and after I cut my hair! Thank you @mindxfreak and @moss-wizard In all honesty things haven’t been great the past couple of months and I’m not sure when or if things will get better but I’m trying to stay positive!
I tag @eckspress @dustsculptures @mi-arrepentimiento @freyjas--dottir @montagnes-and-vorfreude @idksomethingaboutthemoon @lucifersfatprincess @kladivonacarodejnice @stretchedoutonthegrass @fairy-type-islander @hiimana @mad-again @carluhh @xvampycandyx @sandra-lovie @filledoucee @lonuely @strandsofmelody @strawberryxslut @thepoisonofdoubt @thiccandtide @nineteen-93 @sp00ky-p00ps @g0rditadenata @elizabethxdanielle @zombearzilla @zestyzombie @gh0stinmybed @cute-bunnygirl @frozentime @yourviolentdelight @fueledbyseggovia @september-lace @i-want-out-of-here @conejita666 @1mmater1al @ruledbythemoons @yungmoroccanx @mama-estela @scorpiotribe @dannydevitoschancla @snmnstrsrn @121pm @countthestarss @sludgeeem @moments-in-0blivion @chaoticpersonaavenue @asoftbutwildflower and anyone who wants to post a selfie! As always no pressure!
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Happy P00P series to all who celebrate
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February 4, 2024
/EN/
I couldn't sleep all night, couple times I woke up to p00p. Tomorrow morning I'm doing bl00d tests because I'm concerned why my w3!ght is going so slow. We'll see how it goes. Didn't sm0ke any c!gs today, so, wow (v4pe doesn't count lol).
Log:
Redbull sugarfree - 7.5cal
Tea - 1 (black)
C22H19NO4 - 35mg
/PL/
Nie mogłam spać w nocy, kilka razy się budziłam żeby się wysr4ć. Jutro rano idę na testy krwi bo jestem zaniepokojona czemu moja w4g4 idzie tak wolno. Zobaczymy co wyjdzie. Nie p4lił4m dzisiaj p4pier0sów, więc, łał (v4pe się nie liczy lol).
Bilans:
Redbull sugarfree - 7.5kcal
Herbata - 1 (czarna)
C22H19NO4 - 35mg
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