Vriska Serket, Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde, Tavros Crocker
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(VRISKA): So, a8out there 8eing two of us.
VRISKA: What a8out it?
(VRISKA): Yeah, I’m not feeling very parenthetical.
(VRISKA): I’m gonna need to 8e Vriska again.
VRISKA: Fine 8y me, 8ut we can’t 8oth just go around 8eing Vriska.
VRISKA: If you want to keep Hanging Out, I mean. Which I assume you Do.
(VRISKA): Duh!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: That’s the Right Call.
VRISKA: So, Nickname me, 8itch. And make it Cute.
VRISKA: Nice to meet you, Vrissy.
VRISSY: Fuck yeah, I Love it.
VRISSY: So now that we have that locked down, what’s First on the list of Awesome Shit we’re gonna do Together?
VRISKA: Well...I know I just got done telling you not to talk a8out it, 8ut we should pro8a8ly do something a8out this 8ody.
VRISSY: Yeah, I guess we shouldn’t just leave a dead 8eloved Religious Figurehead laying around in the 8ushes, even if he Sucks Shit.
VRISSY: Especially if he’s Rich Auntie Crocker’s Right Hand Clown.
VRISKA: Well, What do you think????????? I don’t know shit a8out this place, and we need to move fast.
VRISKA: Know any good cullpits?
VRISSY: I told you already, I don’t ever get up to Anything nearly as Interesting as you did.
VRISKA: Till now ;;;;)
VRISSY: Heh. Yeah.
VRISSY: Anyway, I have some People I can call. Hold on.
VRISSY: Hey, it’s Vrissy.
TAVROS: w,, who,
TAVROS: Vriska?
VRISSY: Yeah, but Vrissy is a Thing now. Roll with it.
TAVROS: Okay, uh,, Vrissy,
VRISSY: We kinda Need a Ride
TAVROS: We,
VRISSY: Yeah just some other people, no 8ig Deal.
VRISKA: ::::(
TAVROS: Are we,, acquainted,
VRISSY: Yeah you know them, in a Way.
TAVROS: I’m,,,
TAVROS: What does that mean,
VRISSY: What do you mean what does that mean? It means turn off the Fucking Autopilot and get to speeding on over here to Find Out ;]
VRISKA: ::::)
TAVROS: Okay, I’ll leave presently,
TAVROS: Oh,, where am I going,
VRISSY: Yeah yeah, I’ll send you the address. See you Soon.
VRISSY: That was Tavros. He’s on his way.
VRISKA: Who?
VRISSY: Oh, right, yeah. Not the one you knew Back in the Day. This Tavros is Jane and Jake Crocker’s kid. He’s human.
VRISSY: He’s got a Car and will do Wh8ver I Say, so he’s the Right Person to call.
VRISKA: Oh, okay.
VRISKA: Wait.
VRISKA: Unless he’ll rat us out to his mom????????
VRISSY: Nah. He’ll get too much of a Kick out of seeing this dead Piece of Shit, don’t Worry.
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