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[metamelonisle]

I’M KILLING YOU LIKE THE REST

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[metamelonisle]

what’s a beta gamer

A beta gamer is a good gamer who knows his place and lives off and to serve a true alpha-sigma gamer king, such as Dark Mind.

I take great pride in this title, and am surprised you don’t know it’s definition by heart! you must not be a surface dwelling genius like me, clearly. You don’t even have a term for people as wonderful as me, do you?

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[metamelonisle]

fuck

dominoes

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[metamelonisle]

boy i sure do love this discount pizza and wings it would be great to share with friends

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[metamelonisle]

i am eating the pizza yes

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[metamelonisle]

children? he’s a dilf? 👀

the g in gilf stands for gamer but yes, my beloved Dark Mind is a father of many.

I have an incredibly low level of respect for one of his children, however.

He’s always so rude, and I hear he always picks completly pointless unfounded fights with the resident guardian. Poor Moley! We should all be nicer to him, methinks.

#paint.text #i am not moley tho so i am not biased hehehehehehehhehe

[metamelonisle]

who’s dark mind

Only the most beautiful and smart and funny and most perfect individual i’ve ever set my completely human eyes on.

The true leader of the universe, they take the form of a fearsome warlock with a majestically sculpted figure, and oftentimes a single flaming eye. Simple, yet classy!

In other news, he has a twitch channel now. donate to it!

this is not a request this is a demand i will gut you otherwise 8’)

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[metamelonisle]

ngl but the tower of sauron from lotr is pretty hot

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[metamelonisle]

my hands are beautiful and eloquent, like an elaborate machine with such dexterity that i can hold a cup with a mere two fingers like any man

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[metamelonisle]

the sun feels so good on my hairless face and the sky is kissing my unprotected eyes like a warm nudge from an angry god

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[metamelonisle]

STOP

CALLING

ME

A

FURRY

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[metamelonisle]

wait a second, is this some fnaf bullshit? fricc you. get nae nae'd

what is fnaf why are you being mean to me

#paint.text #ask box #i am just paint what are you talking about

[metamelonisle]

lets play skee ball

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[metamelonisle]

good night!! good niiiight!!!

what the FUCK is a "meta"

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[metamelonisle]

artists on the internet make me uncomfortable

stop drawing uthem like that

they are just funny animals who like to play music and sell pizza

be

nice

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[metamelonisle]

i am

going to sleep

i am tired!

it is time for me to take a nice sleep and dream

dreaming is fun

i do it all the time

good night!

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