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wearepaladin · 5 months

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Paladin Problem #10

Eldritch Cultist: WITNESS THE APATHY OF THE UNIVERSE YOU CARE SO MUCH FOR! Cultist unleashes a vision of horrific cosmic indifference:

Paladin:

Paladin: Was that supposed to do something? I mean, sure it's upsetting, but.

Eldritch Cultist: WHy aren't you insane? Gone blind from the horror? Turned into tentacle slurry? Something!?

Paladin: I and the Ideals and Powers I serve are the engine and the hands thought which the cosmos shows it cares. So long as there is just one of me, then you have lost.

Paladin: So now that we're done wasting time.

SMITE

Paladin: Fudge, I've got calamari all over my tabard

#paladin problems #Paladin humor #facing the eldritch foe

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literary-claustrophobia · 8 months

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What people think DnD is like:

What it's actually like:

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infjpaladin · 4 months

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It kinda hit me last night, Mr. Darcy is all grumpy and "taciturn" at the ball with all that people and noises and conversations around, but all my man wanted was some headphones, they just weren't invented yet.

Look how happy he gets. Now I can't stop thinking about it! Lol

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serpenlupus · 1 year

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Our dear healers, what would we do without them? ^^

(I’m aware that’s not how earth shield works, it’s a joke xDD)

#World of Warcraft #worldofwarcraft #healers #paladin #priest #shaman #druid #dracthyr #tah #voranaku #wow art #world of warcraft art #wow fanart #comic #humor #chibis #dragonflight

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johbeil · 6 months

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Wer ist Paladin Kuh?

1. Schreibfehler, passt nicht zusammen, ergibt keinen Sinn. 2. Timurischer General, lebte im 14. Jahrhundert, ist bekannt für seinen Sieg über die Taldschiken. 3. Ein von Microsoft erfundener Name für einen Spieler der X-Box. 4. Laut KI ist ein Paladin ein Paladin, während eine Kuh ein gezähmter milchspendender Wiederkäuer ist. – Cora Ebenezar (© 2023) (50 Wörter)

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#Blödsinn #Geschichte #Humor #künstliche Intelligenz #KI #Kuh #Kurzgeschichte #Microsoft #Name #Nonsens #Paladin #Schreibfehler #Timur #Ultrakurzgeschichte #Wiederkäuer #X-Box

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kyngsnake · 1 year

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he’s telling a story Danse has heard at least 3 times already.

#lays down on the floor work was rough this week so im drawing comfort characters garbage #fallout #paladin danse #sole survivor #avery #ken's #autumn art #and I think danse used to point out when Avery repeated stories #eventually stopped because the guy is just as enthusiastic to tell him stuff the first time as the third time.#might as well just humor him #(yes this is the third time in like a week I’ve used a couch as a background im lazy and hate furniture)

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empressgeekt · 6 months

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What would their doppelgangers be like in your VLD multiverse fic? And how will they interact with the main characters?

like I mentioned in the post the three major arches would be going to the VF universe, the 80s universe, and the paladins of old. I'll be basing the doppelgangers on how the characters are portrayed in the other cartoons, for the first two arches, with a few extra-headcanons thrown in (like keiths always have some form of a troubled family/home life, and all hunks love food). Currently my plans include, Lance and hunk getting swapped out with their doubles from the VF world along with larmina and Daniel, and the full team voltron getting trappedin the 80s world.

The VF universe is canonically further ahead in the future compared to the rest of the continuities, so the paladins(or pilots as thee called in that reality) have a lot more experience with war. The VF team is kinda shocked that the VLD are so young, like they are baby pilots to them, buy impressed with how well they work together. On mire personal interactions, larmina is kinda of confused by this elf version of he aunt allura; keith tries to be a good role model for Daniel and everyone is confused about his galra heritage, especially when krolia shows up; the perky coran coran the gorgeous man is baffling when compared to his more serious counterparts; and I'm pretty sure the ex-generals would totally take in larmina as their pseudo-niece once they got to know her. On the other side of the portal, Lance is sort of shocked that VF allura and Keith are married; everyone is weirded out by pidge being a literal dude; and Vince is finally getting some answers regarding his gift. Once more serious coran.

80s arch, well be getting more one on one dobbleganger interaction. The alluras bond over mice. Hunks bond over food. Keiths relate over family issues. Both keith and Lance are confused as they kinda swapped personalities in their reality. Pidge is too focused on getting the group back to their home world to bond with her doppelganger, she is also fighting tooth and nail against tbe blantent sexism in thia reality. We're even getting some lotor on lotor interaction, and storming castle doom. And serious coran...

There aren't dobblegangers int the third arch, as it's a crossove with a reality that is really similar to VLD just behind in its timeline.

#fanfic #humor #80s voltron #voltron fanfic #voltron force #original voltron paladins #voltron legendary defender #vld #oc #dimenson travel #multiverse #fic planning #Doppelganger

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sangre · 1 year

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me when the group paladin gets a little overeager: no smitin’… shakira shakira

#little silly dnd humor dont really have an answer as to what prompted this #my goth oathbreaker paladin probably would smite a lot so you can blame him if you want

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nataliesartprofile · 2 years

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Recently, my fighter/paladin finally got to use the flight capabilities of her amethyst lodestone she got a handful of sessions ago & this was the manner/pose in which I described how she flies with it to @okase

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #dragonborn #doodle #sketch #humor #paladin #fighter

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confusedgoldenflower · 1 year

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*slaps the fanfic I’m about to write* this can fit so much GenZ in it

#I’m fine rewrite Voltron as a fic bc my ass needs more #closure than a bunch of excellent meta (you beautiful beautiful ppl r doing a fantastic job❤️)#and the paladins are gonna be aggressively GenZ bc Earth humor #languages are gonna be addressed #their ethniticities (hopefully I’m using that right) are also gonna be actually acknowledged #the bonds aren’t gonna self destruct after season two #this is gonna be SO much work but how else would I have free therapy #voltron #fanfics #voltron fic #voltron rewrite #I know I can’t be the first going about this

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wearepaladin · 10 months

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Evil Wizard: "I have spent my life studying the arcane secrets of reality, have learned the truths of the veil and world beyond, have memorised and mastered the totality of the words of power and glory! I am just two steps short of a god! What do you think an LG himbo like you can do to stop me?"

Paladin: "Command spell, Forget."

Evil Wizard: "... Fuck."

I mean, even the non evil wizards use wisdom as a dump stat, so, really quite inspired.

#paladin humor #command

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demiplanardemagogue · 1 year

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Lowellyn Dachine won this year's Darklord Cosplay Contest. "If he didn't act so hokey with the unneeded pauses for dramatic effect and nonsensical screeches, you might think he was the actual Grim Reaper himself," said one judge. Elena Faith-hold got 2nd place, going as a faithful paladin of Belenus.

#darklord #cosplay contest #darklord cosplay contest #lowellyn dachine #not quite death #ravenloft news #ravenloft humor #demiplanar demagogue #elena faith-hold #self pretenses #belenus #fake paladin

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infjpaladin · 1 year

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Relatable 😅🤣

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ssef17 · 5 months

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#youtube #elf #science #gaming #business #ps4 #race car #humor #pc games #rally car #dark elf #funny #night elf #half elf #druid #fantasy art #orc #paladin #cleric #music video #music

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transgaypiratesanta · 9 months

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I tried to draw Edie looking confusedly down a gun but it looks like she’s trying to put herself out of her misery from the chaos from delacy and garnet. Oops.

#Aaaaaanyway #Just gonna pretend the Nate thing didn’t happen for my own wellbeing #I feel like tags are a really important part of tumblr but I always get bored writing them. Oh well #I should do a really long tag for the hell of it.#Get ready for a full on novel thing 😈#[chapter 1]#The oxventurers stood shaking. The light emanating from the figure was painful to look at #but they kept their eyes on it #perhaps they were scared of it moving suddenly #but more likely there was magic involved. Somehow this glowing blue silhouette was impossible to look away from.#“You will face grave consequences for this… disturbance.” The beings voice was somehow in the tone of a calm conversation #but the volume shook their bones.#“And what makes you think we can’t handle such consequences?” Prudence responded #her eyes streaming from the light.#The things voice became louder #somehow #as it laughed. “HA! You can handle it #you say? How funny! But trust me! I’m never wrong.” As they said never #the humorous tone fell away and their face twisted to a scowl. It sent a shiver down their spines. Somehow they figured it would be smart t #a paladin with no bombs must cast.” And with that #the light fled back into the water and slowly faded #leaving the group on a cliff looking out at the sea #and the joyful damnation lit by only the silver glow of the moon.#Each immediately turned to one another. Prudence was once again the first to speak up.#“So what did that mean?”#Merilwen frowned. “Consequences… he said stuff we were ‘without’ but each were things we have much of.” She turned to dob. “No song? You si #could you try casting eldrich blast?”#Prudence looked confused but obliged. Or tired to. Nothing happened.#“WHAT. MY CTHULHU LAZERS!” Her eyes widened. “I can’t cast elrich blast guys.”#“Okay yeah it is what i was thinking.” Merilwen said and sighed.

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strangelittlestories · 4 months

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When the adventurers reached the next town, they were horrified to find the inhabitants gathered by the river in order to dunk a witch.

The party drew their weapons, summoned their magicks (both divine and profane) and demanded the townspeople cease at once.

The people of the town who were not actively holding the witch underwater formed a quick circle to elect a spokesperson. That spokesperson stepped forward with palms outstretched and begged the visitors to stay their righteous wrath! The scene unfolding was not what they thought.

How exactly, inquired the party Paladin, did we manage to misinterpret the fact that you are currently dipping a witch in and out of a body of water? Because, oh gosh, if this is a humorous misunderstanding, then it is a *doozy*.

The spokesperson conceded that, yes, the people were currently in the act of dunking the witch in the river and then pulling her out again, before pushing her back in again. However! They were not doing this as any kind of test or punishment, but simply allowing the witch’s magic to diffuse into the water. This would ensure bountiful fishing and also make it nicer for the local water spirits.

But, the Rogue interjected, does the witch not have any strong feelings about this?

I should say she does, replied the spokesperson, she thinks it’s a marvellous time!

At this point the witch - in the act of being lifted out of the river - did indeed give out a screech of delight and proceed to scamper up the bank, before cannonballing back into the water with an almighty splash.

The party Wizard admitted this did look like fun and asked if she could have a go.

Well, remarked the Paladin as the group relaxed by the water to watch the frolicking, I’ve never seen a magic user used as a mystic tea bag before. Truly, these local traditions have a unique kind of magic to them…

Indeed, added the Rogue, you could say the place is quite literally *steeped* in it.

And this is how a strange little anarchist commune of a town founded the world’s first water park.

#writing #microfiction #short story #flash fiction #fantasy #water park #witches #puns #well kinda puns #feghoot #a weird one

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