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why-i-love-comics · 7 hours

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Harley Quinn #39 - "Quin-Zel: Cosmic Corsair" (2024)

by Erica Henderson

#harley quinn #poison ivy #harleen quinzel #pamela ivy #DC #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

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onlymyqueen · 2 months

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#harley quinn #dc #dc comics #harlivy #pamela ivy #poison ivy

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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The Justice League being mildly disturbed, bewildered, and eerily...Impressed by Bruce's relationship with his rogues.

They've seen him and Harley get in a fist fight over the last Bat Burger fry.

With Harley trying to fix her now ruined pigtails and munching on her garlic glazed treat while Batman sipped the milkshake, completely ignoring the gush of blood dripping down his chin.

"... Do you want the Bat-Toy?"

"...Yeah."

Bruce can go from fighting Ivy one second, to helping her beat Hal's ass for littering in the middle of a battle.

He talks about Penguin like he's a problematic relative you have an annoying affection for. He pretends to be scared of Scarecrow's Fear Toxin to make him feel better about it not working on him.

He and Selina call eachother ' babe' and gossip while trying to put the other in the hospital.And don't get him started on Mr. Freeze. He WILL cry.

It's a very unusual relationship. They know for a fact none of them have lunches with THEIR villains.

" But I don't get it? I mean, Bats won't kill YOU, but...YOU can kill HIM."

" For what? So the police can kill us easier? Nice try."

Clark, panicked, calls the batkids when Bruce gets kidnapped. They don't know by WHO, which is the only reason they even bothered showing up. When they find out its HARVEY?

They all groan. Long and whiny. " Come on!"

" You made me abandon my Buzzfeed Unsolved marathon for this?"

Dick, peach face mask still drying, sighs, " I'm sorry, - this? Is probably the best thing that happened all week. Maybe month! Why would we be worried? He'll get 4 meals a day, 8 hours of sleep, -"

" Or two..."

" SHUT UP, STEPH! But anyway, Bruce is probably in his huge, black feathered night gown, getting his feet rubbed with extra expensive olive oil while eating blueberry yoghurt."

" With chocolate sprinkles!"

" Yes, Thank You, Tim. Clark, in the future, be worried if he DOESN’T get kidnapped. He'll be back in like, two weeks. Three, if he's feeling clingy. "

" But I don't understand? Bruce hangs out with...Criminals?"

" I'm sorry, " Dick gestures to the whole flock of them, " Where do you think we came from?"

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #clark kent #harley quinn #pamela ivy #poison ivy #harvey dent #selina kyle #batfam #the justice league #headcanons #writing

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Anti-Ivy

Sam tried, she figured introducing her mentor to her best friend would be a good idea, Danny didn't have radical ideas or a green thumb but his heart was in the right place, that had to count for something!

Unfortunately Danny's ice core was not compatible with Dr. Pamela and her plants, as people they get along, they even liked each other, but the poor flowers could not stand subzero temperatures near the boy

So they made some kind of compromise, since Danny was temporarily living in Gotham they figured it was best to avoid every confrontation. Every time they saw each other on the street and Ivy was surrounded by plants, one of them would immediately leave the scene.

That didn't go unnoticed by the bats, but the boy wasn't doing anything wrong, maybe he was part of Ivy's past they didn't know about?

Dick started calling him "The Anti-Ivy" as some kind of joke, Jason followed naming him "Green repellent", and everything continued the same as always (with Tim freaking out because all the images of the boy were corrupted and his trackers were damaged the second it came into contact).

The assumption that they hate each other continued while the guy was on a girls night with Selina, Ivy and Harley.

Maybe one day the bats will notice they're friends, Selina bet they never would as Ivy waved her glass at Danny who sighed, poured a few ice cubes into the drink with Harley calling him "Portable Freezer" in the background. Sam was happy at least.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #sam mason #poison ivy #pamela ivy #danny fenton #Danny is the anti ivy #Random civilian avoid floral invasion by spawning #Everyone thinks they are enemies #They are not #is not even a secret but none asked #dc x dp #Danny damage all technology #even trackers #Ice core #Half of the bats are having fun while the other half are considering retirement #Welcome to Gotham Elsa #Selina and Harley are enjoying the show

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bi4bination · 2 months

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Bi queens

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Some Nice!future au headcannons because I want to keep the ideas fresh in my head.

- Bruce is retired, Wich is insane saying this, I know right? How could he? And that's my favorite part he is retired, except he isn't actually.

He generally stays in the comm and no he doesn't care if that bothers Terry. Sometimes Terry just purposely turns his comm off, part to piss Bruce off and part to not get himself pissed off because there's a limit on how much you want your dad minding your business while your doing your job.

So Bruce stays sometimes in the comm and sometimes giving his mostly unwanted inputs on his investigations.

He doesn't get out as Batman as much as he wants to, because yeah that would get him killed but when that ever stopped Bruce Wayne honstly? And also because when he did it he almost gave everysingle one of the Bats a fucking heart attack.

Terry was so fucking confused because some goons and criminals kept telling him 'I though you were taller???' and he would get '????'

- Bruce minds everyone business as well is not just Terry, sometimes he just pop up in the other Bats comms and everyone is deeply annoyed about it, because how the fuck he keeps invading their own security system?

And it's even more infuriating because in the end of the day (most of the time) he is just extremely helpful.

Not even Oracle could keep him off her back.

- Tim is "technically" now the best detective in the world, except he isn't because Bruce isn't dead and Detective Chimps isn't either, but not many people know that.

- Gordon is happily retired thank you very much, and he can finally rest because Montoya filled for him as commissioner.

- Everything that might happen is her problem now.

- Harley is mostly retired she lives with Pamela in a farm and works as a super-people/part villains therapist from home-office.

- Harley and Pam got married.

- Jason visits Harley constantly, they bonded a lot in these past few years.

- Jason visits Harley much more often then he visits Bruce and Bruce is definitely not jealous about it even though Harley lives in literally nowhere and the Manor is right there–

- Bruce nags Jason, so much about it. He nags everyone about it. He sends a passive agressive "Alfred told me to tell you dinner is ready" message ever couple of weeks (he's lying).

Jason once told him "I really miss it when you were emotionally stunted" and Bruce just looked at him and quipped.

"You're the ones to told me to get therapy."

- Bruce doesn't actually go to therapy he gossips with Harley and they call that therapy.

Because Harley tricks him into sessions mid gossiping.

And it is in fact, better than nothing.

- Terry became Batman as an annoying 17 year old for the exasperation of every adult of the Batfamily.

- Damian and Tim we're the one's who trained him, Bruce unfortunately was hospitalized at the time (he's better now).

- Damian trained Terry in martial arts, combat and streets smart skill and Tim helped training him on how to proceed with the criminal forensics part.

- Duke and Steph kept an eye on Terry in his first months of patrol, Terry kept trying to get away from them to do whatever he wanted but Tim or Damian would always eventually catch up to him.

- That doesn't mean he stopped trying until he made all four of them age ten years of stress.

- They let him do it whatever he wanted eventually, but mostly because they knew he was ready.

- Steph just did on purpose.

- Damian rarely would actually join Terry (or any of them) on patrol because he prefers working in the shadows.

- The day Terry successfully tricked all the four of them into leaving him alone he almost had a heart attack because he immediately bumped into no one less then Nightwing and Redhood.

- Red Robin was the one to call them.

- Terry and Jason got along so quickly it's infuriating.

- Terry is a great Batman, he is skilled and witty which puts almost every criminal off rithm.

They hadn't got this that amount of stress ever since Dick's robin.

- Jason works as a literature professor in Gotham public school.

- Jason was Terry's teacher for a while.

- Terry hated it.

- Terry got to school with patrol bruises once and when Jason managed to get a hand on him he cussed him out for 45 minutes.

That's how he learned that Tim and Damian forgot to teach Terry how to hide them.

Then he cussed them out for 84 minutes holding Terry's shirt the same way you hold a wet cat.

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harleypostss · 1 year

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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy by @jamjoob

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hoolay-boobs · 1 month

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Me: can’t find any Poison Ivy bisexual memes

Me: Be the change… you want to see in the world 👏

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agapayy · 26 days

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hahacienda · 1 year

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the bisexuals to end all bisexuals <3

#harley’s tongue piercing AGHHH #harley quinn #pamela ivy #harlivy #harley #ivy #jess.txt

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amightythwack · 1 year

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@minko_draws

#harlivy #harley quinn #pamela ivy #dc #art

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onlymyqueen · 3 months

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#harley quinn #dc #dc comics #poison ivy #harlivy #pamela ivy #italian cover

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bruciemilf · 2 months

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Any Batman rouges headcanons perhaps? 😉

OH. You caught me in a young! Bruce mood. SO LETS GO, teen! Rogues headcanons:

Bruce can afford lawyers for any “misdemeanor” the GCPD could ever pin on him, but you can be as sure as an arrow that only Harvey represents him in court. Ever.

Well. As far as “represents” stretches for an unofficial lawyer, anyway :) big Enid and Wednesday vibes. Harvey’s just trying to do good, and Bruce is…Trying.

“You know, I don’t think the GA dean likes me helping you that much. “ “He’s my grandpa, Harv. That man hasn’t liked anything since Mom died.”

Selina steals from every rich person in the city, but Carmine’s been the angry target of this cat burglar in particular. Imagine his aggravated shock when he sees the homeless around town pawning his watch collection :))

Bruce knows, he doesn’t care in the slightest.

I genuinely think Pam wouldn’t use ANY plant based products. Which is YK. Very inconvenient for her. But hey, — if principles were easy, everyone would have them.

Young Harley, ringing Bruce for odd ass jobs all day, “I can wash that ugly cah for ya!” “First of all, it’s not ugly. Second of: I can just Give you money, weirdo. Why do you need it?” “Needta buy Pammy some Valentine’s Day gifts! Wonder what she needs 300 toxic barrels for.”

#bruce wayne #dc #harvey dent #teen!bruce #also the only batcat I ship tbh sjsj #dc comics #selina kyle #harley quinn #pamela ivy #Batman

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hyperfixation-s · 2 years

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