#pants without pockets

[baked-potatoes-rule]

Wearing cool pants that don't have pockets, is like dating someone you're really into but you just know they're gonna be unreliable and inconvenience your life.

#dating #pants without pockets

[operationcaked]

twitter really liked this, so i’ll post it here too :))

#*ahem* sorry i meant x really liked this #bob’s burgers #wharf arts center (art tag) #actually here are some notes about my designs for them yay —> #gene’s shorts are frayed because they’re bob’s pants that he cut into shorts #(like he mentioned in either wharf horse or the wharfening) #his pockets are paw-shaped and linda sewed them on for him (they’re paw-kets!) #tina has compression socks on under her regular socks because i headcannon that she has rls and knee pains #< inspired by her thrashing in her sleep but also because i have rls and knee pain and i’m projecting #they each have friendship bracelets that tina made in tina tailor soldier spy (pretend she made one for gene too) #i’ve posted louise in my design before but i’ll explain hers too #added a brown undershirt and purple striped socks because i love how the colors go with her color scheme #also gave her socks because i hate the feeling of wearing mary janes without socks and she deserves comfort #the other bracelet louise has is one that millie made for her louise and rudy #that's all really any other changes were made just cause i think they look nice ^^ #gene belcher #tina belcher #louise belcher

[knifeslidez]

pros of warmer weather: seasonal depression noticeably lifts

cons of warmer weather: i may not wear jackets without Sweat

#this is deeply upsetting #where will i put all my things without jacket pockets?? #pants pockets are limited and awkward and i will forget any bag i intend to use #ghoul groans

[stardustandash]

the hardest thing about making Cal's pants so far: I'm too short for all his stupid thigh details

#why dude? #why all ur pant details gotta be knee up #how am i supposed to fit those three stupid stitchlines #and two cargo-style pockets on my thighs #thats without mentioning the stupid butt seams #i'm 5'4 pls sir why this

[jakejeffreyperalta]

it's so embarrassing to just stand like??? 😭 like. here's my height i guess and my arms are hanging by my side like a fucking loser. jesus christ. sorry im a human being i guess

#its physically fucking impossible for me to stand normally without keepign my hands in my pockets #unfortunately only ONE of my pants has pockets #you can imagine how awful it must be for me

[epochryphal]

i have just discovered attachable pockets (via d-ring, belt loop snapover, velcro, clasps to waistband) and this changes Everything. spandex glittery shortshorts only now

#farewell so-called highrise-adjustable pants whose pockets Ascend the torso beyond the reach of wrists #farewell over-shoulder or across-torso bags that cramp haori sleeves #now i can cargo shorts *without cargo shorts* #and without sit pocket bulge discomfort #my god the kink community is so smart #fashion bloggin

[mikkaeus]

Uniqlo baker pants are actually elite

- MASSIVE front pockets!!! + slightly bigger than average back pockets

- aesthetically nice wide leg cut — fashionable but formal enough for workwear

- high waist

- comfy

- 100% cotton, on the lightweight side

- they don’t have black but the navy is honestly really close to black (I didn’t realise it was meant to be navy til I rechecked the online listing)

#I’m in loveeeeee #sometimes it works out when u go shopping in person #honestly what would I do without uniqlo for work clothes #my stupid myer pants don’t have back pockets and I hate jamming my phone in front pockets

[brookebitch69]

Gec show 2 morrow… what do I wear??

#need to have pants that have solid zip pockets so I can mosh without losing my valuables

[asjjohnson]

Okay, so... I tried searching for crochet and sewing supplies online, and... it turns out, materials are expensive. :/ So I guess that's part of why I hadn't thought much about making or selling stuff before. (although $36 worth of yarn to make one thing sounds like I must've done the math wrong, because that's a lot of balls of yarn, and why wouldn't one ball of yarn make one item? So it can't be that expensive.)

But would anyone be interested in buying something I would hypothetically make if I were to buy a bunch of yarn and/or fabric and/or a sewing machine?

Like... keyboard cushion with filling, sleeveless jacket/cloak thing (I just think that would be neat), scarf of some sort, curtain tiebacks, pencil holder, ...some random custom-made thing that you can't find at the store...? Maybe weird blankets and throws?

I... thought I would be able to think of more things than this.

#if I had a sewing machine and some fabric I would be able to take the stitching out of a pair of cheap jeans #and turn them into a cool-looking pair of wide-leg pants. #...without worrying about ruining the jeans and/or my sloppy hand stitching falling out. #I would love to have a nice pair of wide-leg jeans... they're never sold in stores. (sigh) #And with a sewing machine I could modify a shirt to make it sleeve-optional. Shirts would look really cool with custom sleeve stuff. #And that cloak idea would be neat. Though I wish I still had the cloak-pin my mom gave me when I was a teen. I'd had no idea what it was. #It was a gold-colored circle. She'd said it was a brooch or something but it hadn't made any sense for just pinning to a shirt. #but as a fastener... it would've been pretty. #I've made two computer cushions for myself in the past ten or eleven years. (couldn't find one in a store) #they flatten after a few years with the filler I'd bought but they're not bad (and my newer one is washable like a pillowcase). #I made some green fabric belt tiebacks as well as fastener rope tiebacks. (...they're available in-store but I didn't like the styles.) #More recently I've made a pencil holder out of some heavy-duty black fabric (with green trim). #(because putting my pencil in my pants pockets was shredding my good pants)

[rifter-pride]

me: I love tundras :]

literally everyone in earshot, eyes rolling back in their heads as the demon of incredible rudeness overtakes them: Um Actually Tundras Are Bad Because I Hate Them :)

#grumble warning #i guess? but also like. #remove for 1 moment the subject of conversation here #and just like consider how outrageously rude this is. #like without fail if i bring up my fave dragon breed #these ppl come out of the dang woodwork to go on like #15 min tirades about how much they hate tundras #imagine if i was like i love purple :] #and then everyone in earshot just like came running #to explain how purple is bad bc they hate it #like that would just be so out of pocket the pants are in another country?? u know???

[wintersoldeer]

i hope everyone who watches videos in public without headphones drops their phone into a puddle and when they go to pick it up they accidentally step too far into said puddle so their shoes and socks get all wet and when theyre worrying about that they drop their phone again and this time the screen cracks 

#seems like e v e r y t i m e nowadays there someone in the train too near me watching tiktok or whatever and i dont fucking want to hear it #also i think i lost my own headphones or maybe left them at work #they were my backup headphones that i bought bc i lost my headphones or maybe left them at my parents’ #also my hands still smell like salmon despite washing them like three or five times i cant wait to take an actual shower #small annoyances that ill probably forget the minute i step out of this train but until then fuck everyone who watches videos in public #without headphones and double fuck everyone who watches videos in public without headphones and feeds their dog salmon treats #also fuck me for being so... like this. with headphones and keeping them not lost do ireally need to go buy new ones a g a i n #i say #ok instead of posting i just saved this as draft bc habit so in that time ive gotten off the train and bought some shitty cheapo headphones #from tiger (which i know are shitty bc i went through like three of them in like a week some years ago and if they were shit then theyre #probably worse now. they dont even have any fun colours anymore...) and i instantly feel better #gonna go take that shower now and hopefully finally wash away any lingering dog food stink thank god its friday etc etc etc #//edit 2days later ha found my headphones!! (not the fun pink ones that i still hipe are somewhere back home but the boring gray backup ones #that i was afraid i left in the pocket of my work pants that i threw in the laundry box. i didnt! theyre safe!!)

[elinaline]

Grmbl

#this is me being moderately grumpy about two things before sleep #1. i gate leaving bad reviews to small artisans but like holy shit of i pay 80€ for a pair of summer pants the minimum would be that they #come fully finished and ready to wear. instead of having a pocket missing half the stitches and so shit falls along your le #and tge sewing on the waist being so fragile that tying the waistband once was enough to break everything #i had to restitch it. left three stars instead of five. grmbl #and 2. im starting to think ill just never get the alleyman tarot. if it comes after summer 2023 ill most probably have moved #and apparently we're not able to change the addresses anymore ? kinda lost tracks after months (like a year and a half actually ?) without #news for Europe. bit annoying. #i was excited to get this deck. theres friends' art in there.

[hecksupremechips]

quark 3 junpei tenmyouji 4 shinjiro 18 fucked up and evil i did three oooooh!!!!

Teehee

Quark: Sleeping hc! Well first off Quark is a lil baby boy very cute when he sleeps. I would love to say they have cute stuffed animals but hm, probably not unfortunately 😭. And they’re probably not able to get good king sleep cuz evil apocalyptic society I feel like never lets people sleep for too long. It’s just kinda like, you sleep where you can when you can and hopefully it goes well. But he does get to sleep in his grandpas arms occasionally and leaning on his shoulder! Very bony shoulders but eh it’s the thought that counts

Junpei Tenmyouji: Driving hc! I don’t think he can drive. I think he would pretend to have a license in the event that there is a car and no one else is fit to drive to he awkwardly gets put into a position where he must drive and then he somehow is able to do everything perfectly normal and then afterwards he gets out of the car and passes out and dies. Junpei definitely would have road rage somehow like if he’s in the car with you and someone is riding your ass hed be very annoyed with this nonsense behavior and this asshole who’s trying to run you over when you’re going at a perfectly reasonable speed. And I think he’s mostly a bus/train kinda guy, maybe a bike if we’re feeling spicy, and I think he’s got at least one pair of heelys for emergencies 😎

Shinjiro: favorite possession! There’s quite a few I could say uh I mean just going off of canon obviously the pocket watch is a big one, it’s the big item needed to complete his social link and protect him. I’m still kinda uh trying to decide what exactly I want the backstory to be for the watch but basically I think he got it around the time he became a persona user. I like to think he was with Akihiko and Mitsuru and they were like wanting to get him something fancy and expensive and he was like pleeeease do not do that 😞🙏 and a lot of compromises were made but he ends up with a cool ass pocket watch because it’s just some absurd ass fancy shit like who the hell uses pocket watches in this century and it’s very fitting for Shinji cuz he acts like a grandpa. And he’s grateful but kinda also conflicted cuz he doesn’t want to be treated like a charity case and he doesn’t think he should have nice things, but he holds in tight to it anyways and when he loses it it’s kinda a big deal to him and he feels really strange when Kotone goes out of her way to find it for him because like, why is this happening again these people just acting so weird and nice to him??? Who does that??? And also like he probably should’ve practically speaking pawned it off while he was homeless so he could have some decent money but. It’s about the power of friendship and sentimental value!!! He can’t get rid of it!!! Unfortunately the watch doesn’t survive the bullet but idk maybe the gang can get it repaired for him 🥺. As for other random items I’ll just mention some with no context: lighter, hat, cds, bracelet, poster, knife

#ask #mmm i just like the idea of junpei behind the wheel flying by the seat of his pants absolutely clueless #just somehow effortlessly driving without making any mistakes #and then he just dies instantly #and ive put many thoughts into the freaking pocket watch it has a death grip on me #its a symbol of unconditional love and friendship and being told you matter and youre worthy of life and happiness #i maybe sob and maybe cry and maybe lose my goddamn mind

[rayne-the-neutrois-nerd]

Yknow what something i hate about womens pants is that i don't see be brought up as often? They don't really consider height. I mean yeah there are petite and tall versions OCCASIONALLY but most of the time they just make them and assume everyone has the same length of legs.

And as someone with wide ass hips and stumpy little legs i HATE IT!!! AND I CAN'T WEAR MENS STYLED PANTS BC AGAIN MY HIPS ARE FAT!!! AND MY WAIST IS THINNER!!! AND I HATE BELTS!! JUST FUCKING REGULATE SIZES LIKE YOU DO MENS SO THERES NO CONFUSION AND YOU KNOW WHATS GONNA FIT!!!

ALSO MAKE THE ARBITRARY NUMBERS YOU PUT ON PANTS BE UNIVERSAL ACROSS BRANDS!!! A 16 IN ONE BRAND SHOULDN'T BE THE EQUIVALENT OF A 12 IN ANOTHER BRAND AND THEN A 20 IN ANOTHER LIKE CMON MAN

#and pockets would be nice but i rarely use my pants pockets anymore i use my jacket pocket or my bag i carry with me #tho being able to fit everything i need day to day in my pockets without having to carry around a small bag would be nice

[mlamhfynaeai]

just spent ten minutes stirring through my clothes looking for a cinnamon gum i bought TWO WEEKS AGO that i just remembered existed

#i found it #not without putting all my pants in the bed and shuffling the pockets #i love cinnamon gum

[schrodingerscougar]

Summary: roommate!Simon is possessive.

Simon is practical. Why would he have an apartment of his own when he’s away so much? It would be better to rent a room, have someone who collects his mail and keeps the place clean while he’s gone. It doesn’t even bother him that his roommate is a woman in her twenties because they barely meet anyway. But when Johnny finds out, he goes feral and can’t stop bugging him about it. 

“She’s cute,” he notes after his superior showed him your Instagram profile. “And you say you haven’t made a move on her? What a shame. If you won’t do it, I will. Could use a pretty little cock sleeve like her.”

He has no idea why, but Simon gets mad at the Scotsman for calling you that. If he wasn’t so good at controlling himself, he would have punched him in the face without much consideration. You’re a nice girl; smart, kind, beautiful, and understanding. You don’t get mad at him if he arrives home in the middle of the night and wakes you up by accidentally kicking something loudly in the dark. You don’t get mad if he forgets to help out around the apartment with the chores when he’s home. You don’t get mad if he forgets something that was on the shopping list. 

Letting out a sigh, he leans against the wall and puts his phone back into his pocket. “She wouldn’t let you close enough for that,” he finally tells Soap. 

But he doesn’t seem offended, in fact, he takes it as a challenge. “Just introduce me to her. Let’s see if I can get into her pants.”

“Not gonna happen, Johnny.”

And just like that, you remain his well-guarded secret. You remain his, and only his.

(part 2)

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