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vcp1996 · 2 years
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ryuko · 7 months
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悖论parapa
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bumblingbabooshka · 3 months
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Cough -1hp Cough -1hp Cough -1hp
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animepopheart · 2 years
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★ 【悖论parapa】 「 古见 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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invsbledad · 3 months
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How it feels waiting for a game to download and it won’t tell you the actual amount of time
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You know how Clawroline and Leongar turned out to have normal ass human names. What if the other members of the Beast Pack also had other names. What if Sillydillo was actually just named Parappa
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buticanfixhim · 10 months
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And he's falling.......
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mercyofempty · 2 years
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hope i get a job soon for the sole reason i want to add epic yarn to my games collection i need it to sit on my shelf and look pretty so i can stare at it and go 'heh. nice.'
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ask-eika · 3 months
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Shitpost #1
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I’ve been playing kingdom hearts lately just felt like posting
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dxwdr0p · 1 year
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NOOO
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maeshelix · 1 year
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Kickboxing Demonstration (Daphne and Bowen's style for Omori Martial Arts AU)
"Faster, Higher, Stronger-Together"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTamzhJWLEQ
Hell yeah, they doin the kicks and the punch, And it is all not in the mind.
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ryuko · 1 year
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悖论parapa 
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bobthebobking · 2 years
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i love the homework u have to do to understand anything about the nes zelda games
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animepopheart · 2 years
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★ 【悖论parapa】 「 妮露 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on instagram
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imninakk · 26 days
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parapa pa pa
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facts-i-just-made-up · 5 months
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Let's hear all about the history of chess, please!
Chess is an analog live-action computer game or, "game," invented in the year 1212 B.Y.A. by Shatranj Al-Chessinventir. Designed to teach local rulers about warfare and defending their kingdoms, the game simulated a royal court and its pawns with game pieces. The original pieces were as follows:
King: The ruler of the court, if captured, means the end of the game. Mostly a figurehead, he can only move one tile at a time.
Queen: The most capable piece, she does the most work, but capturing her is unimportant because apparently a woman who can do anything is worth far less than a man who can barely move.
Bishop: Like a real bishop, this piece can only move diagonally, and whenever it takes another piece, it must pray for absolution or it will go to Chess Hell or, "Chell," and burn in Chess Fire or, "Chire," for all Chess Eternity or, "Next Round."
Knight: A knight must move in an L shape as per the rules of Tetris, from which the earliest chess games were inspired. The knight is represented by a horse in honor of Mazura of Parapa Palace.
Royal Piss-Bucket Emptier: Now known as the "Rook" due to Victorian prudery, the Royal Piss-Bucket Emptier runs as far as needed in any cardinal direction because the historical job entailed speed and resolute direction.
Pawn: Also known as a "Serf" or "Retail Clerk," the Pawn is expected to die young and be replaced quickly without the royals so much as noticing, so worthless and ordinary is this piece that just wanted to survive and be with their family. Should a pawn make it to the opposite side however, it can become a Queen or any other piece, a lesson designed to teach players that if they betray their family and join the ranks of the enemy, they will be rewarded with fame, fortune, and optional gender fluidity.
Though only about 24 possible games are playable with chess, two less than tic-tac-toe, many books have been written on Chess Theory by lonely people hoping to impress someone with how smart they think they are. This has sadly never worked.
Chess grew popular in America in the 60s and 70s due to the celebrity of chess master Bobby Fischer, but declined soon after when Fischer claimed that Jews were to blame for everything bad, Jews were evil, and he hoped that all the Jews would die. Being Jewish himself, he then died. He was then dug up again (f8=P?) and reburied by order of the Bishop (Bxf8#).
Chess has only recently made a comeback owing to new and interesting chess variants such as 4 Player Bughouse Chess, Three-Man Chess, 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel, and Checkers (with chess pieces because I forgot where I put the checkers).
The most interesting thing ever to happen in Chess occurred in 2021 when the Double Bongcloud Position was introduced to top competitions. And that sentence isn't even unreality.
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