#paris and helen

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

greek mythology really do be like

#greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek myth #trojan war #greek mythology paris #greek myth paris #paris and helen #aphrodite #kai rambles #sorry i just found this out #like i was sat just listening to materia and doing some sketching and for some reason i started thinking about the trojan war #and i was like wait #why did zeus give the golden apple to paris #like i know him and oenone were lovers and her dad was a river god but like she wouldnt have been invited to thr wedding would she? #so i looked it up #and uh paris' adopted father had him pitting the bulls against each other and one of them kept winning #so he got that bull and challenged the rival herdsmen and the bull kept winning #so he was like i will give a golden crown to anyone whose bull can defest this megachad lad bull #and ares showed up and turned into a bull and beat the bull #and paris instantly and dutifully gave him the crown #and zeus was like yep thats enough for me this mortal is honorable he gets the honour of choosing #im sure there will be no negative consequences

[lenaleviosa]

The song of Achilles, but Patroclus as Paris and Achilles as Helen. 

Deidamia sets of to war with Phthia over Achilles. And Achilles is just so annoyed the entire time, “come on Deidamia, you always knew I was gay!” and Deidamia just wants to hear none of it,”I’m having your child!” and then the war lasts 10 years, it could have been much shorter, but Achilles doesn’t want to slaughter his old friends from the court of Lycomedes. 

And then Patroclus gets hurts in one of the fights and Achilles is really angry and the war is over five minutes later and everyone is just like “why did we have to be here for 10 years then?” And Thesis isn’t a jerk and doesn’t raise Pyrrhus and then Pyrrhus just comes to live with Patroclus and Achilles and everything ends well for everyone except Deidamia and Odysseus who still somehow can’t find his way home even though the guy has been to Phythia before.

#trojan war #the song of achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa #patrochilles #greek mythology #paris and helen #odysseus #the illiad

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Jacques-Louis David (French, 1748-1825) Detail from The Loves of Paris and Helen, 1788

#Jacques-Louis David #the loves of paris and helen #paris and helen #french #neoclassical #art #fine art #classical art #france #european art #blonde #greek mythology

[littlesparklight]

Summary: If there was a game to be played in Sparta, and that game involved kissing the royal couple, Paris would only be breaking the rules by kissing Helen.

That's how it is, after all, whether it's fair or not.

(Ships: Helen/Paris, Menelaos/Paris)

#greek mythology #paris of troy #helen of sparta #menelaus #lightart #for troy and sparta #paris and helen #no closed OT3 loop here unfortunately

[a-d-nox]

hi, this is just a mini announcement for some of you that i DO NOT participate in chain mail or things like “post this and tag # friends.” my account is solely focused on astrology and mythology. please don’t use my comments, dms, or ask box for a request that i participate in chain posting.

that’s all :)

-a.d. nox

#astrology #asteroid astrology #astro community #asteroid #astro chart #natal chart #persona chart #astro placements #greek mythology #paris and helen #chain mail #please stay away from me with that nonsense #im just trying to post my stuff and mind my business

[notnormalme]

So I found another funny thing and I wanted to do this

I just can't be happier, most of my oc have medium or long hair and the fact that he is French... MY GOD ITS JUST PERFECT

And thats how I made him Chasseur :'D

Some sketches because why not

✨Yes I can draw✨

And the final effect ^w^

His name is Pâris and his weapon is bow, and because he is Chasseur his bow have a name, and her name is Helen

I think I'll do something like that once more, it was fun

Have a nice day :D

#vanitas no carte #oc #oc challenge #chasseur #paris and helen

[adhdchilles]

iliad tumblr simulator

🦉 ithacasfavguy Follow

boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine

🦉 ithacasfavguy Follow

stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers

#/srs

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🌻 achilles Follow

hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha

#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn

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🚬 menelaghh Follow

i miss my wife

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🦢 helen Follow

currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies

#captive princess life

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🐌 patrokloss Follow

never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died

#psa #medicine

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👤 hektoroftroy Follow

guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back

🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

:((

👤 hektoroftroy Follow

you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away

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💪 jaxajax Follow

why are all the animals coughing to death?

#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me

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🦦 die-a-medes Follow

these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr

🦦 die-a-medes Follow

girl help it's been ten years

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👁 cassssandra Follow

being haunted by visions can be very fun actually

#therapist told me to be positive #trying

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🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

hello

🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

stop telling me to kill myself???

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🌻 achilles Follow

i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die

#if this doesnt happen then what is the point

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#the iliad #greek mythology #patroclus #achilles #odysseus #menelaus #paris of troy #hector of troy #troy #iliad #trojan war #cassandra of troy #ajax the greater #helen of troy #helen of sparta #diomedes

[wolfythewitch]

dad jokes

#sorry i saw the first one and it just went down hill from there #art #the iliad #greek mythology #odysseus #athena #sthenelus #diomedes #agamemnon #clytemnestra #hector of troy #andromache #menelaus #paris of troy #helen of troy #tagamemnon

[hashtagartistlife]

how much greek mythology do you know?

(for ichiruki month 2023 day 8: fairest)

#ichiruki #kurosaki ichigo #kuchiki rukia #artist life #bleach art life #bleach fanart #irmonth2023 #I've always thought The Judgement of Paris and the subsequent Trojan War was very. Bleach #Hera promised prestige and wealth (being a quincy means ichigo gets a prestigious heritage and position) #Athena promised victory and battle power (being an arrancar gives ichigo destructive battle prowess) #Aphrodite promised the love of the most beautiful woman in the world (being a shinigami means ichigo gets to be with Rukia) #(Ichigo)(Paris) Made A Choice (shinigami)(Aphrodite) #except (Rukia)(Helen) was already married to someone else! with a daughter! #So them falling in love caused Problems (the entire clusterfuck that is Bleach)(The Trojan War) #yeah this little comparison has been on my mind for years #there u have it

[snakeguy999]

One, two

Honey, what'd you take?

#lyrics by mitski #study of the painting The loves of Paris and Helen by Bernard Noël #art #fanart #off game #off mortis ghost #off fanart #off the queen #off vader eloha #vader eloha #off the batter #the batter #the batter fanart #oil pastel

[dootznbootz]

"The text is all up to interpretation."

The Text:

#Fuck Calypso. All my homies hate Calypso. #The place he likes to be is in Penelope and Telemachus' arms btw #Odysseus isn't a fuck boy. He's a fucking SIMP for Penelope. He did not want Circe or Calypso. #I want to make a Paris kidnapping Helen one too but yee. probably a different post. #it's funny because ever since I realized how similar Helen and Odysseus are in their situations anytime I see something like this #I'm like “Shit this fits them both” so yeah :'D #calypso #anti calypso #odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #tagamemnon #greek mythology memes #memes #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #epic the musical

[mothmanismymainman]

the iliad as those bird memes (sorry for weird formatting at the end)

achilles:

patroclus:

helen:

diomedes:

hector:

odysseus:

andromache:

calchas:

paris:

bonus! clytemnestra:

#achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #odysseus #hector of troy #andromache #helen of troy #helen of sparta #clytemnestra #tagamemnon #iliad #odyssey #oresteia #diomedes #paris #calchas #greek literature #greek myth memes

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

#my memes #trojan war memes #the trojan war #athena #apollo #the iliad #homer #greek mythology #greek myths #athena deity #apollo deity #pjo apollo #pjo athena #prince hector #diomedes #odysseus #paris #helen of sparta #menelaus #agamemnon #achilles #patroclus

[littlesparklight]

You stand above your brother in his bed, occupied now by more than just pillows and blankets, for the woman at his back is fair and terrifying, even in sleep. You look between them, and you stand above your brother and think -

Is it too late to kill him now?

There are no ships on the horizon - yet - and if you present a body along with the stolen wife when the husband turns up, will that break the omen your mother dreamed?

Is it too late to kill him now?

You drop your hand down - perhaps to close around his throat, another already clutching one of those many, many pillows, and in the dark it'd be easy, wouldn't it? All you do is caress his cheek, your fingers digging stiffly into the pillow. He exhales, a tender shallow ease of breath, and there is this little smile on his lips.

You stand above your brother in his bed, there are ships on the shore, and you have cursed him for a plague, a bane, a cruelty raised by the Olympian to bring your house down, and -

it's too late to kill him now.

It'd be easy to do it, however. You carry a dagger at your belt even now, having left your own bed. Or you could perhaps stir up one of your other brothers, the city, some of your father's council. The baby was almost killed once, after all; what would it matter if it was realized now? Kin-blood believed to have been spilled is surely no less polluting than it being done in reality. The attempt might only have been in the handing over of a fragile infant into another's hands, handed over into the bosom of a mountain, wild and no place for such a tender little being.

But the mountain had been merciful, and nurtured instead of torn asunder, and now you're standing above your brother in his bed.

It's too late to kill him now, but would anyone blame you, blame anyone at all they might suspect, as much as they hate him, a hatred unsaid? Simmering. You don't know how he walks through the palace, the city, his life and not cower from the knowledge; he can't not know.

Your brother - pretty, soft, laughing, shining - doomed and dooming all of you from the start. What does an infant know of causing death? Your father tried to kill an innocent. Some of your brothers attempted it next, an innocent only wishing to reclaim what he thought belonged to him and them not knowing who the slave they felt so insulted by was.

Perhaps it's only fair he will kill you all, merely by existing, by batting those ridiculous lashes to lure the woman still sleeping at his back out of her home, her marriage, her life, and into yours.

You stand above your brother in his bed, and brush your knuckles down his cheek.

It's too late to kill him now, and no matter that you've cursed him and wished him dead - to his face, to your parents' faces, but never to anyone else's - with every angry word to spit at him there's always this echo of the wide, wide eyes, the trembling hand in yours as you help him up from kneeling next to the altar in your head.

Your little brother, that you failed to protect when he was born. And what are you if you don't protect? It's too late to kill him now, anyway. Was always too late.

You meet the gleaming whites of Helen's gaze in the darkness, watching her smooth her grip on your brother's arm into a stroke. Both of you can feel the relief staining the air as you turn away, pretending like she wasn't ready to help you.

You leave your brother in his bed.

#hector of troy #paris of troy #helen of sparta #trojan war #lightart

[kirstydreaming]

Helen Owen

#Helen Owen #girls and coffee #Paris #pretty outfit #feminine fashion #beautiful model #smiling #feminine inspiration #instagram #1080 #kirstydreaming

[strawberryblacktea25]

Saying Helen is a passive female character is insane when she literally comes to Aphrodite with the absolute steel chair of “dear lord why are you here now? What? you’re gonna drag me along to a different city cause you have another boytoy there? How bout you give up being a goddess and let Paris wife you up or enslave you instead?”

Then when a literal goddess threatens to kill her for that goes to Paris and just says “it would be better if you died out there”.

#tagamemnon #greek mythology #trojan war #iliad #helen of troy #paris of troy #achilles #odysseus #odyssey #helen with the steel chair #doing her best out there