#parker macmillan

[jaybot-hotdogfingers]

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#mic.txt #parker macmillan #blaseball

[fresnelprism]

smooshing my interests together like clay

blaseball inscryption cards !! portrait art by me, cards generated using this website

explanation of the sigils under the cut :3

parker:

touch of death: anything it hits dies instantly

sprinter: card moves in the direction of the arrow at the end of the turn

megan:

rampager: card moves in the direction of the sigil and throws those in the way behind it

fecundity: creates a copy of the card in your hand when it's played

nagomi:

hoarder: when card is played search through your deck and choose 1 card

replusive: if a creature would attack this card, it does not

jaylen:

leader: adjacent cards get +1 power

unkillable: instead of dying the card returns to your hand

mike:

worthy sacrifice: worth 3 blood instead of 1 when sacrificed

tillman:

stinky: decreases opposing creatures power by 1 (mostly i just thought it would be rly funny to give him stinky)

#posts that make sense/matter to like 2 ppl #blaseball #parker macmillan #megan ito #jaylen hotdogfingers #nagomi nava #mike townsend #tillman henderson #my art #txt

[caligulalotus]

happy one year of parker macmillan crabs

#blaseball #parker macmillan #yes it was technically yesterday but whatever

[blaseballbrainrot]

Happy don't get incinerated day!

#blaseball #this post goes out to people who are on the right continent to watch the eclipse #parker macmillan #parker macmillan iii #parker macmillan iiii #parker macmillan iiiii #art tag #solar eclipse

[redrobemerle]

im really sorry but we percolated your boyfriend. yeah, we turned him into coffee. sorry. but he smells really good now

#p4rker #p4rker macmillan #parker macmillan #blaseball #blaseball coffee cup #rrm.txt #......i dont even like the smell of coffee tbh

[tallymarkbrothers]

[Inktober Day 31 - Fire]

#baby's first murder and existential crisis AND panic attack #blaseball #parker macmillan #prime #misc art #not an ask #inktober #event: inktober #megan ito #what a perfect ending to the month i was so excited when i saw it was fire hgfhfgh #you guys really love seeing this guy in misery huh #its ok. me too

[wormfolk]

REJOICE. PLAY BALL!

#blaseball #jessica telephone #parker macmillan #nan #brisket friendo #scratch deluze #oliver loofah #chorby short #winnie hess #pudge nakamoto #farrell seagul #rat mason

[slimer509]

funniest thing ever just dropped

#the sim is INTENT on making the crabs the main characters it CANT be helped #baltimore crabs #parker macmillan #blaseball

[doctorwhoisadhd]

parker macmillan my beautiful boy. he is so pathetic i need to fix him. i need to give him arm socks again. remember the arm socks

#parker macmillan #blaseball #ari opinion hour #god. the arm socks was the best thing. #it was so heartbreaking finding out the 5th base offered NOOOOO chomp protection!!!!! #im so glad we got to give him the arm socks that was one of the best moments in all of fridays history #up there with attracting harrell and our s9 party time / postseason run #and birds

[blockbusterclosed]

Happy Birthday, Pvrker! I hope eternal siesta is treating you well bud

#blaseball #parker macmillan #sorry that it’s not that cool I have like 5 other art projects #and Parker isn’t one of them

[ozzyfromthecafeteria]

i need to shove parker macmillan into a blender and turn it on the highest speed. augh

#i need to tear him up like a chew touy. guh #absolutely going crazy over him right now just rambling to my friend about him #parker macmillan #sigh. i guess i oughta maintag #blaseball

[fresnelprism]

ouuhghghuhhhh girl its the performance of it all its the staging its the leaving right on cue its the cycle its the things were always going to be this way there isn't even another way for them to be

#would flared pants be practical at all for playing any sport? no. but it fit the composition nicely #blaseball #parker macmillan #my art #txt

[lovelandfrogman]

blasetober day 25: parker+megan

ok too tired 4 new stuff today. here’s some icons i made for my art fight page :]

#when i made these they took SO long to fiddle with to sync up #and now i’m like wait are they synced up?? #blaseball #parker macmillan #parker macmillan iii #<- technically my park3r design but it’s just meant to represent the commishes in general #megan ito #new megan ito #blasetober #pigeons arts #gif warning

[shootingst4rpress]

there’s nothing that brings me more joy than parker macmillan on the crabs right now. he is so miserably bad we watch him hit singles and then never follow up on them and then we watch him go for a catch and plant face first ass up on the outfield and he always lets us down. fuck the strat team i hope we NEVER trade him away he’s perfect

#this and JT having like. most pathetic swings i think. is SO delightful to me #blaseball #parker macmillan

[blaseballbrainrot]

Happy firewalker with me frides of march!

#i wanted to do something serious but this came out instead GHFGH #i had to do SOMETHING the next frides isnt until 2030 #blaseball #ides of march #firewalker with me friday #parker macmillan #parker macmillan iiiii #art tag #i dont think caesar would actually count as a capitalist but shh its ok. its fine. its fiiine

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

happy firewalker with me friday (tuesday) i had a realization.

[Image ID: A venn diagram- the left side is labeled C!Martyn and the right side is labeled Parker Macmillain.

The left side has a screenshot of cherrifire’s C!Martyn from the Limited Life finale, depicting him falling in the void, in the middle, surrounded by text. From top to bottom, the text reads: “VERY MUCH ALLOWED ON TUMBLR”, “grown man”, “still trapped in the death game”, “in minecraft”, “series/lore ongoing”, “has yet to kill god (he doesn’t know how)”, and “has friends”.

The right side has the Blaseball Twitter profile picture of a baseball emoji and five tally marks in the middle, surrounded by text. From top to bottom, the text reads: “19 years old forever”, “series/lore ended unceremoniously”, “in blaseball and on twitter”, “killed god”, “has presumably been freed from the death game”, “has like, one friend, maybe”, “not allowed on tumblr”.

The text in the middle of the diagram reads, from top to bottom: “many questions about them still unanswered”, “forced to kill their friends by the circumstances of the game- some amount of conflict over whether or not they’re cool with it”, “ominous and antagonistic relationship with the guys in charge of the death game”, “haunted by the ghosts of the past who are inexplicably still alive”, “more than one running around out there”, and “you could make a judas & jesus metaphor out of this”. End ID]

#trafficblr #traffic smp #life series #blaseball #inthelittlewood #parker macmillan #i didn’t even include ‘died multiple times’ in the middle i’ve realized #whoops #posts that are for an audience of like five people #also could’ve been included in the middle: #uses he/they pronouns (to me) #dyke coded #who said that