#party poopers

[mona-rissa]

Like I know you’re fave had a shit race and got lapped and all but I really don’t get the logic on how it’s Max fault and then you go on ranting and screaming how you hate Max? on the Max tag????

Like wtf? Obsessed much?

#max verstappen #AND HERE I THOUGHT I’VE BLOCKED ALL OF THEM #Living rent free in their heads #party poopers

[jerseydeanne]

Woke royal family lol

Ah, poor you, Meghan and Harry! Going woke does make you go broke.

Everyone is waking up from that racist, bullying, and virtue signaling nightmare. It's okay to say, no F88king way, dude.

No one needs to apologize for something they said 5 to 10 years ago.

You don't need to kiss their asses. You be you, and that's okay.

Love one another and toss the rest into the pit of despair.

Every party has a party pooper, that's why we invited you! Party Pooper. 💩

Love, JD 😜💋🤣

#O anon #Prince Harry #MEghan Markle #Just Harry #party poopers #woke failure

[transingthoseformers]

Dude I NEED you to elaborate on that insecticon queen x OP post I’m BEGGING YOU

Look

Loooook

I've been obsessed all day with the queen hitting on optimus and everyone else giving her the side eye because that is the prime she's talking about, while Optimus is bouncing on his pedes stars in his optics because he's already thinking of the possibility for an alliance with benefits

After all

It's not every day you encounter a mech that much taller than you at his size (god she can't even fit in the autobot base can she?? Is she too damn tall?) who is also so down bad for you.

Extra points if this is a universe where primes used to be associated with fertility in some more salacious versions of their society long forgotten... except by the Insecticons and Optimus himself

Also loving the idea of ovipos here because after all, a queen's job is to expand the colony, and here's Optimus fucking jumping at the opportunity to be pumped full of eggs for the sake of their mutual species. After all, the war hit their species hard. Might as well start to increase their numbers

Strengthen the very valuable alliance with the Insecticons, especially since numbers wise this woukd be an absolute game changer in the war against the Decepticons.

I've been seeing a lot of breeding optimus in the valveplug tag so i just have to add my own card into it

Extra points if Ratchet the entire time is like "goddamn it Orion this is not the time" but it issss thoughhhh

Several of the autobots have never seen Optimus so happy in their lives

OO O O O Extra points if this is blended continuity for the sake of also disappointed Prowl, disappointed Ultra Magnus, and very supportive Jazz

Megatron will never admit that something about seeing Optimus filled with another's spawn turns him on (is it jealousy? If so, of which angle? Ideas)

#valveplug #Optimus prime #unnamed oc #ratchet #jazz #ultra magnus #prowl #the party poopers begrudgingly admit this is working #i love the idea of an idw style matrix being recognized for its ability to create #canon x oc #Megatron #who is jelly of Optimus #Insecticon queen au

[gojoed]

pov you’re an asshat and post a picture and tag is as [character] x reader, you write one sentence and tag is as [character x reader], you tag something that doesn’t even involve the thing you’re posting.

#party poopers

[doctormori]

Volition took an L today

#party-pooper skill #i love them so much #de skills #i took some creative liberties w/ e-chem #i hope hes easily recognizable #anyway #volition takes -1 morale everytime chem breathes #disco elysium #de volition #de electrochemistry #electrochemistry #my art #moridraws #harry du bois #harrier du bois

[moeblob]

I spent way too much time on this for it to be mostly beans.

#fe three houses #ingrid brandl galatea #felix hugo fraldarius #you cant tell me felix wouldnt be insufferable in group games #hes insufferable in his own game jfc this man is such a party pooper and i love him #inspired by the fact ive never played amogus yet ive seen people who play with proxy voices #so if you are near someone you can talk to em and honestly genius i love it good job let people interact

[starryluminary]

*long, droning sigh* I gave in

#I did trace this and colored it in with pencil but it’s so bad #it’s terrible so you only get the sketch #anyway do I ship nowen. I don’t know don’t ask me that question #no//co s still my number 1 forever until I die but they’re just so. so #something something 2024 year of the nowen #total drama #total drama noah #td noah #total drama owen #td owen #nowen #td nowen #total drama nowen #Starry makes art #last drawing of the year. party pooper sound and sorry I screwed up the lines and color lmao #party popper WHATEVER YOU GET IT

[angelsdean]

sorry this simply had to be done (link to original)

#went with luis instead of brady bc i know poor luis SUFFERED #also luis knows sam is a party pooper (refused to dress up for the halloween party) #so sam would absolutely waste his time before going to a bday party #vic.txt #edits

[leceittthinksthisisnifty]

Zuko’s really the guy that absolutely demolishes a party’s vibe by suddenly sharing his deepest darkest fears

#zuko #atla zuko #fire lord zuko #atla comics #atla #avatar the last airbender #aang #katara #he’s such a party pooper #but also he’s very pretty so it’s okay #my posts

[fireflyskie]

just want to remind everyone how fucked up it is that students at aguefort are quite literally dying to save their grades. and this is a system the school actively has kept in place. and this is just... normal.

#like its one thing for the bad kids to full on die adventuring because they're going way above and beyond but like?? #other NORMAL students take this test!!!!! hello!!!! WHY IS THIS ALLOWED #not to be a party pooper or anything bc i'm greatly enjoying the combat but still #love you AAA but you are sooooo fucked up ethically <3 #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fireflyskie

[kanrix]

You’re so right we need to teach the hazbin hotel fandom some literacy skills. The amount of people making an outlandish theory like “is Alastor secretly an angel?!?” Because of the unclip my wings lyrics Is too much. Like 3 episodes we literally met Mimzy who said they knew each other when they were alive

"his last name is altruist??" "Vox confirmed Alastor has a tail??!" "Aw he sees Charlie as his child!!" "He sees the others as his friends!" I'm leaving

#ask #anonymous #as cute as those thoughts may be... there's no way you guys actually believe they're true #sometimes i feel like an old man. party pooper

[k-kroomie]

Me blowing up everyone who says that Miles HAS to be with Gwen and he can't be with anyone else because everyone else is adults.

#punkflower chai #punkflower #flowerbrty #chaiflower #punkshock #flowerghost #Miles is bi #😃 #Okay basic betty #go ahead and tell em one ship Shela #Okay Party pooper Pam #Mkay Walter Wikipedia #i can't 😂😂😂😂 #VIOLENCE IS MY FIRST AND ONLY ANSWER!

[pratchettquotes]

There are some people who could turn even the most amiable character into a bully and he seemed to be one of them. There was something...sort of damp about him, the kind of helpless hopelessness that made people angry rather than charitable, the total certainty that if the whole world was a party he'd still find the kitchen.

Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

#mightily oats #agnes nitt #carpe jugulum #discworld #terry pratchett #character description #first impressions #personality types #hopeless #amiable #bullies #anger #charity #party pooper #left out #he'd still find the kitchen #some people

[ollieartss]

skk nation I have made a harrowing discovery.

last year, skk was number 4 on the top 100 ships of ao3 for 2023. when they catalogued the numbers, our boys had around 24k total fics, with about 6k new fics being added that year (new fics is what determines placement on the list). we did great last year :D let’s go gang.

BUT. pause. the list came out on august 7th, 2023. BEFORE the end of s5 and the whole debacle there.

due to this, the list cut off RIGHT before the absolute surge of fics from that. you add on the 15 manga and maybe stormbringer being animated this year, and BOY HOWDY. it’s been six months since the 2023 list and we’ve already surpassed what we wrote last year (we have like 31k fics now,,)

currently predicting either 2nd or 1st for skk in 2024. there’s already like 7k new fics and unless people start putting out ai fics to climb the ranks (please don’t do this ever) I don’t see any ship that could hold us back. skk is officially taking over ao3 and I cannot wait to see it happen.

#soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #skk #bungo stray dogs #I’ve been thinking about this for days #our sheer power omg #praying nobody is an absolute party pooper and spit out ai fics #nobody is repeating what ppl did for steddie did last year #squad we’ve got this #keep writing!! #ao3 #archive of our own #this is all in good fun btw #I don’t care abt numbers #just excited for this ship <3

[shirojikimattari]

Jckxkdkskxjxksls Shadowheart was too hot for this site to handle 😔

#i have been betrayed #I just wanted to worship Shadowbae #y'alls r party poopers 😔

[mistressemmedi]

Pierre Gasly: *breathes*

FIA:

#for legal purposes this is a joke #but like #let my man commit some crimes :( #stewards are party poopers #f1 #mexican gp 2022 #formula 1