Pastor Dan Nold and family photographed in front of his burning childhood home.
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i went to church for the first time in like 10 years bc a family thing required it and i still havent recovered from hearing a grey haired pastor in a small rural german church utter the words "jesus in da house" and being absolutely serious about it
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*Youth pastor voice* *holds up communion elements* You know who’s also a snack?
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if the museum of jewish montreal offers another summer research internship this year i'll apply but i'm ngl i'm still pissed off abt them rejecting my extremely qualified application last year and refusing to even so much as tell me why i didn't even get an interview
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Me: (is singing to Shatter Me by Lindsey Sterling)
Leviathan: (is in pure awe)
Asmodeus: "Where'd you learn to sing?"
Me: (glances at Lucifer) "...Church."
Lucifer: (eyebrow twitches)
Asmo and Levi: (look uncomfortable) "Oh..."
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Black Preacher Calls Tyler Perry a Drag Queen🤭
Is the Preacher correct?
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For my next project I’m gonna turn this fake book
Into the word of Joseph (or the Peggie Bible as I like to call it) and if I can get my hands on a second one, I’ll turn it into Pastor Jerome’s Bible because I mean look at this thing
It doubles as a lock box, it’s perfect for stashing things like money, jewelry, a pistol for The Deputy, you know, normal stuff
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"For the Puritans the husband was the family pastor, responsible for channeling the family into religion, taking them to church, catechizing the children, teaching them the faith, examining the family after the sermon to check retention and understanding, filling any gaps along the way, leading family worship and setting a godly example in all manners of living."
- Michael Beates
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