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mothlau · 8 months

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modern wolfstar but sirius is a scam tarot reader at small town fairs (he got the cards from a thrift store for a few pounds, watched one video on how to read them and he decided it's his best shot at making some money to survive). cue the fair where he's working ends up in a small town from wales where, lo and behold, he keeps pulling the moon and the death card for everyone. a small child that can't be older than 5? they get the death card. an old lady who wanted to know how her tomatoes will do this summer? death.

now, sirius does know that the death card means new beginnings and it's not as bad as it seems but everyone just starts calling him names and his clientele lessens by the day because everyone finds out about his cards and how he's the bringer of death (literally no one died since he got there so he finds the new nickname a bit overkill).

he's too worried about his scamming abilities though. he just can't shake the weird feeling he gets when he pulls moon out again, even after he takes the damn card out of his pack because he's sick of seeing it (he leaves the death card in because he does find it funny)

but then, on the night before the full moon, when he's just getting ready to pack his cards and cheap props and call it a day, a farmer comes to get a reading. he's still in his overalls because he came straight from the farm here to check out the card reader who the villagers keep saying is predicting deaths on the full moon to see what the fuss is about.

sirius is smitten as soon as the farmer opens his mouth, but imagine his surprise when he hears that he's been slowly making people fear him again, after he just convinced them that he's a kind guy. and imagine his bigger surprise when the cute farmer with hay stuck in his hair and mud on his overalls tells him he's a werewolf.

#my man would be stressed because hello??? what do you mean a werewolf buddy im a SCAM!!!!#meanwhile remus is patiently waiting for him to calm down so that they can make a plan on how to clear this up #because believe it or not #its hard making business when people think you wanna kill their 5 yo child and their tomatoes on the full moon #he just wants to tend to his sheep #sell milk and make cheese hes not asking for too much #somewhere along the way sirius realises oh maybe im not such a scam after all whoops #because i did just predict meeting my soulmate through these thrifted cards hehe #and the old ladys tomatoes did die in the end but thats because the soil wasnt optimal for them and instead she started planting #*spins the wheel* pumpkins and my god they thrived #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #wolfstar au #wolfstar fic #harry potter #marauder era

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impishtubist · 11 months

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mating woes

Confession: I love omegaverse and simultaneously have absolutely no idea how the omegaverse actually works. So I’m just making shit up here. Content warning for, well, basically everything that omegaverse entails.

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Harry catches a strange, sweet-sour scent as he hugs his brother. Pulling back, he holds Teddy by the shoulders, frowning at him.

“What?” Teddy asks, shifting uncomfortably.

“You smell weird.”

“Rude,” Teddy mutters, pulling out of Harry’s grip and giving Ginny a hug. “Hiya, Gin.”

“Hi, Teddy. You smell lovely as ever.”

“Thank you. You should teach your husband some manners, you know.”

“Believe me, I’ve tried.”

But Harry knows that something isn’t right, and he also knows that Ginny wouldn’t be able to pick up on it, being a beta. “Teddy, what’s wrong? Are you ill?”

“I’m fine.”

He isn’t. There’s something off about his little brother. That scent also reminds Harry of something, something he’s smelled before, but not recently. He sniffs the air again, and his brain says Ginny. But that doesn’t make any sense, why would Teddy smell like Ginny?

It hits him like a thunderclap. Ginny hasn’t smelled that way in years, not since Lily was born. Harry’s mouth drops open. “Teddy…are you pregnant?”

“Shh!”

Harry gapes at him. “Are you?”

Teddy grabs his arm and drags him into the kitchen, Ginny on their heels. The door swings shut behind them.

“Can you not?” Teddy hisses. “Do you have to announce it to the whole world?”

“Who’s the other father?” Harry demands. “You didn’t tell me you were seeing anyone! And you’re definitely not mated.”

“It doesn’t matter,” Teddy says.

Sirius is going to have a fit. “It absolutely does matter! Teddy, Dad’s gonna lose his mind.”

“No, he won’t. Listen, they’ll be here at seven, yeah? Tell them I came a bit early to see the kids, I wasn’t feeling well, and I went home. I’ll see them for dinner next Sunday, okay?”

“That doesn’t solve the problem! You’ll still be pregnant then!” Harry says. “Wait, you will, won’t you?”

“Yeah, but I’ll--I don’t know, I’ll be better at masking it or something by then!”

“Da is an omega and a werewolf, you’ll never be able to mask anything from him.”

Teddy groans and drops into the nearest chair, burying his head in his hands.

“Teddy,” Ginny says tentatively, “how long have you known?”

“Two days.”

“How far along are you?” Harry asks.

“Does it matter?”

“Yeah, Ted, it kind of matters!”

“My last heat was twelve weeks ago, happy?”

“You spent your heat with someone, he knocked you up, and didn’t even bother to mate you? And it’s been three months?” Harry runs his fingers through his hair. “Sirius is gonna skin him alive. You realize that, right?”

“Not if I don’t tell him who it is,” Teddy says sullenly.

“He will find out.” Sirius can be a bit terrifying like that, honestly. “Teddy, listen to me. It will be worse if he has to find out on his own. You need to tell us who it is.”

“Ugh, why does Dad have to be so bloody alpha all the time?” Teddy groans.

“It’s his biology, Ted, he can’t help it.”

“You’re not like that.”

“Well, I don’t have an omega child who is pregnant and unmated!” Harry says heatedly. “I’m sure I’d feel differently if I did. Who is it?”

Teddy sags in his seat. His scent has soured further; now he’s clearly distressed. “You’re going to hate me.”

Harry sighs. “You’re my little brother. I could never hate you.”

“It’s Cedric.”

“Cedric,” Harry repeats. “Cedric Diggory?”

“Yeah.”

“Teddy, he’s twenty years older than you!” And, frankly, Cedric should know better. Spending a heat with an unmated omega, what was he thinking? Unmated sex was one thing, everyone did that before they settled down, but unmated heats were quite another. Not to mention the unmated omega son of Lord Sirius Black.

“And he’s your ex.”

Harry waves that away. “We dated when we were kids, I don’t care about that. Do you like him?”

“I love him.”

“Then the best thing you can do for him is go Floo him, right now, tell him about the baby, and then tell him he has fifteen minutes to get his arse over here and present himself to our parents,” Harry says. “And then maybe, just maybe, Sirius won’t murder him on the spot.”

“Go on, Teddy,” Ginny says. “Use the Floo in Harry’s office.”

Seven minutes later, Teddy comes back into the kitchen with Cedric Diggory, who is wearing what looks like his most expensive set of dress robes and is white as a sheet.

“Hi, Cedric.” Harry offers his hand and what he hopes is a comforting smile, though it feels like a grimace. “Congratulations. And, er, my condolences.”

Cedric swallows. “How bad is it going to be?”

“Play your cards right, and he might not kill you.”

“Harry,” Ginny admonishes. She goes over to Cedric and lays a hand on his arm. “It’s going to be fine.”

Cedric relaxes slightly. Ginny has always been a much better liar than Harry.

The doorbell chimes--Sirius and Remus must have taken the bike tonight--and everyone tenses. Teddy gives Cedric a quick hug, pressing his face into the side of Cedric’s neck and breathing deeply--scenting him for comfort. Well, well, Harry thinks. Maybe his baby brother has fallen in love after all.

“Where are my favorite grandkids?” Sirius’s voice booms through the house, and there are pounding feet on the stairs. Harry, Ginny, Teddy, and Cedric come out of the kitchen to see Sirius embracing James, AJ, and Lily. He releases the kids to Moony, and then looks up. Surprise flits across his face.

“Teddy!” he says, delighted. “I didn’t know you were joining us tonight, kiddo. And…Cedric? Is that you?”

“Lord Black,” Cedric says, inclining his head. He’s still pale, but holds on to his composure.

“You’ve certainly grown,” Sirius says, clasping Cedric’s hand. “I didn’t realize you and Harry still kept in touch.”

“We don’t,” Harry says. “Cedric’s here because he has something to ask you.”

Cedric hesitates. He’s trembling slightly, clearly fighting every single one of his alpha instincts. Slowly, inch by inch, he sinks to his knees, until he’s kneeling on the floor in front of Sirius, head bowed. Harry feels his eyebrows shoot up into his hairline. Simply bowing low would have been enough. For one alpha to kneel before another…that’s unheard of, and frankly something that is bound to impress Sirius.

Sirius simply stares in shock at the alpha kneeling in front of him, but Remus goes over to Teddy. He sniffs the air, and says, “You’re pregnant.”

“What?” Sirius’s head snaps up. “You’re what?”

“Pregnant, Dad,” Teddy says, in a small voice Harry isn’t accustomed to hearing from him.

“It’s Cedric’s?” Remus asks, and Teddy nods.

“I see,” Sirius says, his expression growing stony. Suddenly, the room reeks of alpha. He looks back down at Cedric. “So you’re asking for permission to mate my son? You should have thought of that before you knocked him up.”

“Yes, alpha,” Cedric says.

Sirius circles him slowly. “How long?”

“Twelve weeks,” Teddy says weakly.

“Twelve weeks? You spent a heat with an unmated omega and he is still unmated twelve weeks later?” Sirius asks. “Were you ever intending to mate him, Diggory?”

“Yes, alpha.”

“Dad, come on,” Teddy says. He tries to step forward, but Remus holds him back. “Are you gonna give him your blessing or not?”

Sirius looks up. His grey eyes have turned amber, and his incisors have sharpened slightly.

“This is the one you want?” he asks Teddy, who nods.

“Yes.”

“When is your next rut?” Sirius asks Cedric.

“Next week, alpha.”

“You’ll mate him then,” he says. Teddy nods vigorously, and Cedric says, “Yes, alpha.”

“Stand up.”

Cedric quickly gets to his feet, and Teddy goes over to him, taking his hand and lacing their fingers together.

“You have my consent,” Sirius sighs, and Teddy beams before throwing his arms around Cedric’s neck. Sirius’s gaze lands on James, AJ, and Lily, and he says sternly, “You three! You will not spend your heats or your ruts with anyone while unmated, got it? Don’t be like your uncle.”

“Yes, Grandpa,” they chorus. Remus rolls his eyes at them over Sirius’s shoulder, and they stifle laughter. Sirius turns to his husband, and Remus takes his hand.

“Thank you for not hexing the father of your future grandchild, Padfoot.”

“You mean like your father did to me?” Sirius huffs.

“To be fair, love, you didn’t show him the proper respect.”

“He wanted me to bow to him!”

“Alphas,” Remus sighs. “You’re all alike.”

Teddy finally disentangles himself from Cedric and goes over to his parents. Remus sweeps him into a hug.

“I’m so happy for you, Teddy Bear,” he says. “How have you been feeling?”

“Bit sick, but it’s not too bad,” Teddy says. “Tired, mostly.”

“I’ll get you the name of the midwife I used. She was a wonderful help throughout the pregnancy,” Remus says. “You can also call me, day or night, with any questions you have.”

Sirius steps in to also hug Teddy.

“I love you,” he says into Teddy��s bright blue curls, “even if you are a little shit.”

“Love you, too, Dad.” Teddy steps out of his arms, wrinkling his nose. “Did you have to stink up the room with your alphaness, though? Like, geez, we get it.”

Sirius looks affronted. “I did not stink up the room!”

“You totally did.” Teddy grabs Cedric’s hand. “It reeks in here. It’s practically alpha soup, which is super gross. So, we’re gonna beg off tonight.”

“We’ll see you both for dinner next Sunday?” Harry asks, amused, as Teddy starts to drag Cedric toward his office and the Floo.

“Properly mated!” Sirius calls after them.

“Yeah, yeah, we’ll be mated and everything, don’t worry. Bye, Harry! Bye, dads!”

“Brat,” Sirius mutters. “He gets that from you, you know.”

“You love it,” Remus says, and Harry makes a face.

“You two are gross.”

#harry potter #teddy lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #alpha sirius black #omega remus lupin #breed that old man 2023 #even though teddy isn't an old man #cedric diggory #omegaverse #a/b/o #listen i am the worst patient in the world and i am still Suffering so i am knocking up random characters to make myself feel better #cw pregnancy #anyway come into my inbox and tell me who i should knock up next #this isn't relevant to the plot but teddy is 27 and harry is 44 and cedric is 47 #i just needed you all to know that #sirius is a silver fox and 65

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startanewdream · 1 year

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I know we mostly ignore this scene in the movies, but I actually like the idea of the Marauders sitting on a boat.

#now i just want to read about them sailing to the middle of the lake #to study or talk silly things #or FISHING #remus being all patient #peter pulling the fishing rod too soon #sirius and james wagering who gets the bigger fish #eventually they all fall into the lake #and the giant squid pulls them back :)

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jaratedeguadalupe · 1 year

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ok but remus being a med student and watching shitty medical dramas is so funny to me

#modern au obviously #he watches them with virgil #he points out all the ridicioulous inaccuries #and comments how the fast the patient would straight up die under their care #while they have their melodrama mid-surgery #there's nothing more romantic than that #remus sanders #ts remus #sanders sides

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darkacademicvibes · 10 months

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I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE THE NEXT PART OF WE THINK SIMILAR THOUGHTS WILL BE OUT TODAY AND HOPEFULLY SHE'S A DRUG WILL OUT TONIGHT OR TOMORROW MORNING PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

I'm so, so, so sorry I've just been SO busy lately with visiting family and everything, I PROMISE on my love for Remus it'll be out before 12 am tonight 🥲

#im so sorry #update #part 2 #marauders #remus lupin x y/n #sirius black x reader #late posts #thank you #for being patient

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suzus-bunkbed · 1 year

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medical intern regulus wearing a turtle neck compression shirt underneath his scrubs, me thinks

#totally not a wip i opened a while ago #definitely jegulus #remus is already a patient there #because platonic #moonwater #guys #sirius is there #i promise #marauders au #marauders fanfiction #idea

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goldencherriess · 1 year

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Writing a fic, only 1.9k words in and they just met. I have a feeling this will be my longest fic yet

#i know some of you are waiting on the Sherlock fic I said I was working on #but this is not it #this is a Remus one #and i'm just so excited for it cause it's a Titanic AU #*screams*#might be awhile till it's done #so please be patient lmao #and no I'm not forgetting about the Sherlock fic #it's just on standby for now #fanfic writing #laura talks

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padfootswhiskers · 8 months

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Wrote a canon-compliant drabble for THC, for the prompt: Hagrid.

He tapped a large finger against the black and white photograph he’d painstakingly glued to the glossy page. A boy with glasses grinned up at him, throwing his arm around a girl with long, dark red hair. The girl rolled her eyes, before turning and waving. Matching Head Boy and Girl badges gleamed on their chests, pinned carefully to their robes.

“Haven’ got too many, yet,” he told Remus. “Dumbledore gave me this one, s’matter of fact. Got it off the school records, I expect. I figured if anyone'd have more…”

“It’d be me,” Remus finished resignedly.

READ ON AO3

#my fic #dude wtf is wrong with me. my last standard got disqualified bc I made an edit #and I’ve made a mistake in the publishing date AGAIN #why can’t I just. be fuckin patient #anyway I’m so insecure about this accent hahahahah kill me #rubeus hagrid #hagrid #harry potter #remus lupin #jily #jily fic #mwpp

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tortoisebore · 1 year

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ANGRY REMUS LOML 🤭

SAME SAME SAME 🤭🫣

#in my head this remus does not get angry often #he is a very patient person as we have seen #and i think even now he’s more frustrated than actually angry #but #angry is hotter fjfhfhfhffjfhfn #u ask tortoise answers #anon

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an-organized-confusion · 2 years

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So... I watch a LOT of Anti-MLM content (again, multi/level mark/eting... not men loving men, here).

There’s a lot of dangerous snake oil BS in that realm of things - including some nonsense like telling people that getting antidepressants are The Worst. And not some potentially lifesaving, evidenced treatment with considered costs/benefits.

So. The iZ!twins’ dad may work in pharmaceuticals - but the thing is, he’s a CEO and NOT a researcher (oh geez... now I’m thinking about Ther/anos travesty). He doesn’t have a strong bg in neuropsych stuff. He’s def the bootstraps kinda guy.

Their mom actually runs an MLM and cribs the playbook from other MLMs. She generally thinks mental illness/concerns are just matters of complaining too much or being lazy.

They created this impossible binary of “Roman’s not bad off enough to need therapy“ vs “Remus is a lost cause and can’t be helped by therapy.“ Where the question is “how bad is good enough to get this help?“ crops up a lot.

(Also me projecting the first leg of my own MH journey, having hella Imposter Syndrome over how badly I needed therapy for the majority of my life.)

#sanders sides #roman sanders #remus sanders #(basically i'm a sucker for 'roman works thru imposter syndrome and internalized ableism and actually gets therapy' fics)#(tho that can extend to the rest of the lot too... idk man - i love to see it)#(basically an invite to recc fics of that flavor)#(remus def got the designated patient treatment - which shifted onto ro once it was clear he could be scapegoated too)#(basically picture their dad would be the type to hike up price of epi-pens and insulin - if not one to endorse that kinda shit)

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impishtubist · 9 months

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“You can’t blame Remus for not lifting a finger to help Harry or Sirius because all these people who were not best friends with Harry/Sirius and wouldn’t know anything about the situation didn’t either 😡😡” Actually I can and I will! Especially when a certain contingent of the fandom wants to castigate Sirius for stuff he did in fanfic. And also wants to whine about why Harry didn’t appreciate Remus more or why he wasn’t named godfather. Or conveniently ignore that even after him and Harry struck up a relationship in third year, he dropped that kid like a hot potato and had virtually nothing to do with him until he could mooch off Sirius’s house! You guys made this bed when you decided to anoint him the saint of the universe, now go lie in it

Every time one of these lands in my inbox I'm just like

I love chaos so much hahahahaha

Okay but YES to all of this. My favorite is when people are like "well Sirius obviously didn't care about Harry either since he got himself locked up in prison!!!" Like, the mental gymnastics for that one are astounding, I wish I had what those people were smoking.

And saying that Remus struck up a relationship with Harry in POA is kind of a stretch, haha, Remus couldn't even be bothered to teach Harry the Patronus charm until Harry begged and begged, and wasn't ever going to tell Harry about knowing James until he had no other choice.

I wouldn't really call him a mooch though, if my rich friend offered me a haunted house to live in for free, you bet my not-rich chronically-ill ass would be sleeping over there every night (citation: I am chronically-ill and not rich).

Look, the guy's had it rough, and I'm not going to deny that, but the way that the fandom makes him into this wholesome handsome buff jock romance hero and ignores everything he did that failed Harry and Sirius....absolutely baffling. You're taking all the interesting bits away when you do that.

lmao thank you for this chaos, I definitely needed it today. <3

#like sirius getting back together with the man who left him in prison is FASCINATING #there's so much to be explored there #but instead writers make sirius APOLOGIZE to remus instead of the other way around #like what???#and then azkaban gets glossed over completely #imp speaks #chaos night #still waiting patiently for zo's bureaucracy fic i bullied them about months ago #where remus does malicious compliance while sirius is in azkaban #so excited for that one

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