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#The Simpsons#The Simpsons shitposting#Bortposting#chris pratt#mario#patrick warburton#The Tick#Archer#Family Guy#the emperor's new groove#A Series Of Unfortunate Events#Venture Bros
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I think any artist who's dreamed up enough OCs eventually ends up with that one supporting character who's voiced by Patrick Warburton. They may not intentionally have designed the OC in question to be voiced by Patrick Warburton; they may not even realise that the OC in question is voiced by Patrick Warburton; but once it's pointed out to them they'll literally never be able to un-hear it.
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I went on a Super Mario Bros. ride with Patrick Warburton.
#dream#text#May 18th 2023#super mario bros#super mario#game#gaming#patrick warburton#queueueueueueueueueueueueueue
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#tv series#tv shows#polls#a series of unfortunate events#neil patrick harris#patrick warburton#malina pauli weissman#2010s series#us american series
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From original post on Seinfeld SoupPosting:
"True story, I grew up reading the Interview With the Vampire series and emailed Anne Rice on Yahoo email sometime in the mid-2000s after she had become religious again. I told her how much I loved her books, and she sent me a scathing, at some points all-caps rant about how I was going to hell for reading them."
#anne rice#seinfeld#seinfeld meme#interview with the vampire#vampire lestat#lestat de lioncourt#patrick warburton
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kronk emperors new groove
Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove has Kenergy!
#pull the lever kronk#kronks new groove#kronk#the emperor’s new groove#disney#disney animated movies#patrick warburton#barbie#barbie movie#kenergy#barbie 2023#barbie and ken#and ken#yourfavehaskenergy#ken#ryan gosling
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Day 2598
Crosstober 25:
Brock Samson as Kronk
#fanart#venture brothers#emperors new groove#brock samson#kronk#muscular#flex#mullet#skirt#crossover#crosstober#halloween costume#patrick warburton#gif
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The New Man Of The House - Universe
In honor of my 3,000 followers as of yesterday
Why is it after I finally get my shit together in life it’s in a newly created neighborhood of a certain style like never existed before in this world.
The head of this neighborhood lives in the center of the area proudly dressed in a tight two piece suit, dress shirt, and black shiny shoes to boot.
Patrick is his name the head of this inventive neighborhood invites me over for a welcome drink and i cross the street knocking on his door he opens it.
I enter the hallway as the door shuts close in my face I feel a shift in the air and he offers me a drink glass cup of ice tea taking a sip between his lips.
He tells me I can take a seat in the living room which I do, I snap my finger in a whiff of his scent, and I notice him return to the room.
I am pretty evil at the moment checking all of the corners he sits down, I manage to dig out a new blend of Hypno drops I pour a few in my hand.
His toaster oven goes off alerting him to take out the goodness of dinner he prepares
for us happily I pop the fork off dropping in a few pills.
I twist the cork closer tightening it removing it into my palms and then shaking it up in the air as the alcoholic beverages mixes
all together.
He returns to my side sliding in the seat next to him he sighs heavily with dirty and super withering hands grabbing the bottle then he flips the top off.
The bottle lifts curling in between his lips as they close around it taking a sip of the drink I can see it burn down his throat I can see it get to work.
Narrowing, constricting and releasing all in one go downing it there is a buzzing reality type of situation causing his body going in to a state of shock.
He froze instinctively by a short, small and an odd stimulating response touching him to the side and I laugh waving I hand in his face.
My hand moves faster like the wind tapping his tiny head hitting him on impact as he fell back into the couch and I shut down the house.
The window blinds drop, doors lock and the window shut throughout the house leaving us utter alone the place is so dark but perfect.
I walk into the kitchen taking the well done meat, finish the rice and completed the rest of the meal and I let the aroma fills through the home.
I notice upon my return Patrick is awoken in heat from his deep slumber his clothes are spread onto every surface and he his drunk off his ass.
Music on playing loudly, dancing and blindly singing his next rock and roll song jumping up and down as he slid across the floor in his underwear.
He does some more dancing smiling at me he can’t believe it the smell of such delicious food hits his nose thralling his senses I hand him a bottle.
“What you don’t know mother fucker.”
“Mwahahahahaha…mother fucker”
“I need you to do me a favor “
“Use all of these seasoning”
“On every inch of your food”
“Only the food on your plate”
“Yyyeeesss! Whatever you wish!”
“I won’t displease you “
“Hurry your ass up”
“Stand still bitch”
“My hand is about to have a adventure “
“We can eat after “
“All I deserve is you “
“All I need to give me nutrients “
“Is me?”
“You are hilarious “
“Hardly”
“I am your maker”
Daddy is no longer home I think that is very clear to me I think as he gobbles down his dinner.
J let him continue to surprise me once more in a frantic motion he falls to his knees in awe of me.
He belts a toon reaching for a remote to use like a microphone singing in repeat a whole a cd worth of songs.
A minute ago he would look at me with a lot disgusting facial expression on his face in an overwhelming feat.
His body slips in between my legs rubbing my knees down my legs to under his feet and he inhales it.
He sucks my toes up along with kissing and licking them up in every inch and crevice of it.
“What the fuck?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Oh! Hey son”
“That’s all you have to say”
“Explanation now”
“Charlie help him”
“Fine!”
“Get over here”
“Dad! Why?”
“Ssssshhhhh! Relax”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“Did I do well sir?”
Apparently he mixed a few of the pills and the seasoning in advance to make a nice serum concoction.
The needle digs injecting under his skin in a state of bliss he is instantly dropping into a deep sleep.
Eyes falling back into his eye sockets they closes causing his body to fully collapse in his arms.
“Oh Master! He is ready”
“Stuff his face full”
“Yes Sire”
“Chew it up bitch”
“Yyyyuuuummmm”
“Fucker”
“Master the army brat walks in”
“My brother”
“You two”
“Hide behind the door”
“Hello Henry!”
“Stand down I have a gun”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“Guys make use of him”
“Dad hold him”
“What are you two doing ?”
“You smell good kiddo”
“That’s gay Dad”
“Wow! I raised a weakling”
“More like a bitch”
“I am not either! Let me go”
“This won’t hurt then”
“NO STOP!”
“Uuuugggghhh…uuuughhh….ooooohhhh….aaahhhh”
“Hey bro!”
“What are you doing here?”
“Why should I not be?”
“It’s my work”
“Fuck that!”
“Shut up and kneel”
“Bro!”
“I said kneel”
“Inject me”
“Hold him”
“Bro’s stop”
“ZIP IT!”
“Aaaaahhhhhh!”
“That hurts”
“Grow a pair”
“Bastard”
“Nighty night”
“Sleepy time”
The end
#patrick warburton#Tom Hardy#henry cavill#charlie hunnam#the family tree#The New Man Of The House#hot daddy#The New Man Of The House - Universe
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If I had a nickel for every time Patrick Warburton was in a fairytale film, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened thrice, right?
#happily never after#red shoes and the seven dwarfs#hoodwinked#patrick warburton#I almost forgot about hoodwinked when making this post I’m so done#weird post
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Animated 10: Fantasia 2000 v Kronk's New Groove
Fantasia 2000 {original-Fantasia (1940)}
>none submitted<
Kronk's New Groove {original-The Emperor's New Groove (2000)}
I love me some more Kronk
#disney#yen sids poll#sequelmovies#round 2#disney animated movie#fantasia 2000#sorcerer mickey#kronk's new groove#emperors new grove#fantasia#rhapsody in blue#emperor kuzco#yzma#kronk#patrick warburton#the firebird
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THE VENTURE BROS SPECIAL : RADIANT IS THE BLOOD OF THE BABOON HEART
I cant wait for this!!!!!
#dean venture#rusty venture#venture bros#the venture bros#doc hammer#Jackson publick#adult swim#brock samson#patrick warburton
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I don't know why I'm making this poll
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