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podcastsoutyourass · 2 months ago
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“Not today, death!”
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littledozerdraws · 4 months ago
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rewatched Mall Cop the other day and realized that I never shared these 🌴🌺✨
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havanagoodtime · a month ago
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in honor of the latest installment of “Til Death Do Us Blart”, i’ve taken the liberty of pumping some choice quotes into neuralblender just to see what happens and this is the result:
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plumpitlouder · a month ago
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It’s finished!! Paul Blart is a terrible man who terrible things happen to. Which is your favourite? Did I choose the scenes you were expecting for each fear?
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cries-in-espanol · a year ago
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people who would have defend the capitol better than the police
k-pop stans
taylor swift stans
literally any of the hargreeves siblings
carrie wilson
luke patterson, alex mercer and reggie peters
one direction stans
people who’s favorite show is grey’s anatomy, the office or outer banks
that dog named pudgy on tiktok that always goes “OWA OWA”
anybody who can get more than 4 stars on rasputin on just dance
anybody who’s favorite youtuber is jenna marbles
nicki minaj stans
john mulaney
short people
kevin mcallister
spotify and/or apple music users
literally anybody on stan twitter
anybody who wanted an explicit version of potential breakup song
scorpios
sam puckett
andre’s grandma
gays who can’t drive
paul blart the mall cop
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catchymemes · a year ago
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bweirdart · 2 months ago
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been too busy to really draw this month so heres an ancient sketch request. happy deathblart to those who celebrate lol
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chillywillow1 · 4 months ago
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Inspiration struck
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epicflyingtaco17 · 2 months ago
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I had this idea a bit ago so me and @hootydoot  bounced ideas back and forth and somehow created this monstrosity of a universe. Im probably going to post more of this and make it a bit of a comic series. (what have I done.)
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thejudgingtrash · 8 months ago
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PJO Casting Call ☝🏾☝🏾
I felt inspired 💖@skaterannabeth @gr33kg0ds @posallys
My (semi-realistic) ideas for Poseidon (first), Sally (second) and Paul (third row) 😋
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Okay fine @therealbucky05 you can have his fine ass as Triton 🙄🧜🏾‍♂️
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Mayhaps Zeus, if he's lucky! 🤔 And tragic blonde wig Laura girl from the movie is stale Hera 🧍🏾‍♀️
And @makoshark you can have this street cleaner as either Hermes, Chiron or Mr. D, choice is up to you! 😠
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Anyway... Disney darling, call me! ☎️ 😌😌
I’d LOVE to sabotage help y’all
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adokle · 10 months ago
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Don't Mess with THEIR Mall... by JoeAdok
“Because safety never takes a holiday.” --- What am I even doing at this point? Anyway... DPCU, potentially? A follow-up of sorts to the Secret Agent Inteleon thing.
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octorokdodongo · 3 months ago
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lappystars · a year ago
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“if being in love with a minotaur was easy, any one could do it”
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plumpitlouder · a month ago
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Day 13: There comes a time in every man’s life where he gets stuck on a zipline hanging between two skyscrapers
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Some of you make Paul Blart: Mall Cop into a meme because you find fatphobic things funny and it shows
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pingas-punx · 3 months ago
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yeah
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fearofpop · 3 months ago
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The mash-up no one’s been waiting for.
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cursed-neural-blender · 2 months ago
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livingjoke · 5 months ago
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You can’t spell Paul Blart without Paul and Art
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voidsickness · a year ago
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so in the hlvrv epilogue, swap mentioned being a security guard at a mall. i immediately had the thought “swap blart: mall cop” and i proceeded to spend an hour and a half drawing a fake poster. please enjoy this, @year2000electronics. 
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