#pawfic

[inhumanfuckingdogman]

The funniest joke is very straightforwardly giving objectively terrible advice

#chatter #th post thats like. stan several celebrities on twitter never change your pillowcase follow the oval pawfice etc #i do this too often now my coworkers have to think im insane

[niceinchnails]

I think i have enough furry ocs to round them up and put them in a corny little webcomic ill call Pawfice Job

[allcrush]

AHHHH!!! AHHHH!!

he is the pawficer

[ourpetco]

Pawfice manager was in a good today, she even let me call it an early day.

#Pictures of dogs! #Dog #doglife #love #puppylove #pet #puppies #cute #doggo #petsofinstagram #ilovemydog #dogsl

[piss-stained-jorts]

please. step into my pawfice.

#waffles #cat #cats #cats of tumblr

[myfandationworld]

-ˏˋ♥̩͙♥̩̩̥͙♥̩̥̩ ⑅ I AM UNDR HOUSE AWEST PAWFICER -ˏˋ♥̩͙♥̩̩̥͙♥̩̥̩ ⑅

mah favorite thing is tha scp foundation n tha Lore >w> I HAVE RESTRICTED INTERNET ACCESS cuz som ppl!!!!! *glances over at You Know WHO!!!* wont let meh stay on 4 2 long but liek. >:U i will overcome this w immense amountz of reblogs when i CAN!!!

i cannawt refollo..nawt a main accnt. :3 sowwy!!!!

CRINGE CULTURE IS DED!!!!!!!!! i will crush yr fuckin head in if yr a nobody loser hater guy, nobody even lieks u. ur friends hate u. -ˏ͛⑅　‧̥̥͙‧̥̥ ̥ ̮ ̥ ⊹ ‧̫‧ ⊹ ̥ ̮ ̥ ‧̥̥‧̥̥͙　⑅ˏ͛- I AM AN ACCURSED SHIPPER. tha blackbeard of tha seven seas of gay ppl... w my nonbiney sword of justice, i take all i see ·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ IM OPEN 2 MAKIN NEW FWENDS!!! i wuld lov ppl to talk to abt fun stuph

#pinned

[designatednee-san]

One of the best things at my mall job is one of the security dogs that is trained to sniff out guns and other Not Allowed in the Mall stuff. He’s always very excited to be doing his job.This good pawficer just stops a distance from people and sniffs like “Do you have a Not Allowed Thing? No? Ok!” then heads to a different person and repeats the process with his tail wagging so hard. It’s absolutely delightful to watch.

[petnews2day]

Biden's dog Commander and cat Willow on sale as Christmas ornaments

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Biden's dog Commander and cat Willow on sale as Christmas ornaments

President Joe Biden’s cat and dog Commander are now on sale as Christmas ornaments.

The White House Historical Association has a tradition of making Christmas ornaments, usually depicting specific aspects of the incumbent administration. The association has now added to the collection with an ornament of two First Pets. Willow the tabby cat and Commander the German shepherd can now decorate anyone’s Christmas tree, in the form of an ornament made of velvet, chaupel, silk thread, metal thread, gold cord, plastic beads, and foam stuffing showing the two posing together. The new ornament adds to the Biden pet pantheon, with Major and the late Champ having their own ornaments.

BIDEN UNLEASHES DOG-ROLE-PLAYING FETISHIST ON KEY NUCLEAR POST

“Enjoy the latest addition to our ornament collection — a felt depiction of two special members of the Biden White House household, Commander, a German Shepherd, and Willow, a tabby cat,” the product’s description on the website reads.

Biden’s love of his pets has been no secret throughout his presidency, and the First Pets have captured the hearts of many. His pet German shepherds even inspired a somewhat popular Twitter account, “The Oval Pawfice,” which attempts to imitate the dogs to push Democratic causes, often utilizing puns.

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“I am so furry proud of my dad @POTUS fur all the pawbulous work he’s doing fur the American hoomans. And the constant and dependable suppawrt he’s been showing fur the brave Ukrainian hoomans. Awoooof! – Commander,” one post reads.

🐾♥️ I am so furry proud of my dad @POTUS fur all the pawbulous work he’s doing fur the American hoomans. And the constant and dependable suppawrt he’s been showing fur the brave Ukrainian hoomans. Awoooof! – Commander 🐕 pic.twitter.com/QCSdJelwh9

— The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans (@TheOvalPawffice) October 7, 2022

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#Cats News

[camelspyd3r]

after the oval pawfice became a thing, i decided to make some of my own propaganda art. america really needs a new feel good movie of a golden retriever committing war crimes against brown people in the global south

“airstrike bud

there's no law of war that says a dog can't drop napalm on a village

raiding into theaters this summer”

#air bud #airbud #airstrike #meme

[47015741]

Halloween with my Commanding Pawficer

#reddit

[bandit-o-s-usb]

sorry but all you cat girls who post in cat speak like "furry = very" sound like the "oval pawfice" twitter account. the mental association has been cemented

#usb blog

[pawprinterfanfic]

not an avocado

Rated T | Complete | 5.6k words | Read on AO3 (link in the first reblog)

Luke never imagined his afterlife would include getting trapped in a claw machine, but... here he was.

or: Julie and Alex leave Luke and Reggie alone in an arcade for two minutes.

#julie and the phantoms #julie and the phantoms fanfiction #juke #juke fanfic #jatp #julie and the phantoms fanfic #julie molina #luke patterson #alex mercer #reggie peters #juke fanfiction #jatp fanfiction #juke fic #jatp fanfic #julie x luke #palina #mine #pawfic

[interstate40]

idk I think some of y'all have an overly cynical attitude towards shit obviously made for children

for gods sake, let kids have things that are silly and fun without needlessly shitting on them. Kids don't know or understand that the world can be a decidedly less rosy place than they imagine, and just let them fucking live with that for awhile.

#Oval Pawfice #this is specifically about people shitting on that twitter account where someone is tweeting as the Biden pets #like damn

[elistariel]

If anyone is having a not-so-great day, I'm here to inform you that a stray cat wandered into my local police station and they adopted and hired him.

His full name is Butterscotch.

Town name edited out for those just scrolling by.

#pawficer #officer cat #sergeant butters #cat police officer #therapy cat

[thankskenpenders]

Which Sonic characters would have a blog where they pretend to be their pet chao, either in a fun way like straycatj or an obnoxious way like the oval pawfice?

My first thought would be Vanilla (Cream is too young to use the internet), but I think it would be extremely funny if Shadow ran a blog like this in secret

#mikedaws0n #ask #tkp asks

[gothicprep]

I remember there being a few liberal bluechecks on twitter joking that “you know somethings wrong with trump because he’s the first president since the 1860s to not have any pets 😂” which, like, was stupid for a variety of reasons. especially because there were so many other funnier, more fruitful things to mock him for. but now we have an “oval pawfice” Twitter, and I’m going to go out on a limb and say those people bear full responsibility for that