did he break a piggy bank? is he gonna gamble with slot machines? are the coins so big to him that he thinks surely he must be a millionare now? 🤔
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Do your rules say what to do with a pea seed that first has its radicle emerge and grow downwards. And then um. Have another radicle emerge and grow upwards. (Idk if it was anatomically another radicle but it lacked cotyledons and chlorophyll.)
i hate to be a seed analyst on main but it could have been a secondary epicotyl? peas have a thing where if their terminal bud (area of the stem with the leaves) gets damaged, they can send up a second one, but in my experience it looks a bit wonky in comparison, like kind of stunted and stiff and not really as stem-like. according to the AOSA rules for peas (might be different depending on which rules youre going by), each seedling needs to have at least one strong epicotyl with good leaves to be considered normal, and a damaged primary with a good enough secondary epicotyl with those characteristics can pass as a normal seedling if they have leaves at the top and a nice root and looks...fine, but if its just a pale peg thing, it's not considered enough to make up for a missing stem. id call it abnormal (wont make it to adulthood or if it does, wont be a normal productive plant).
alternatively, if it genuinely was growing two roots, no epicotyl/damaged shoot would be my official reason for saying it's abnormal. unofficially i would say Damn Thats Crazy.
(also, a note on pea anatomy-- in the case of peas, the cotyledons are most of the seed itself that stays below the soil, and then the plant sends up a stem and just uses it as a food source. so the little guy DID have cotyledons, it just...was not putting out an actual stem + leaves. the no chlorophyll part doesnt surprise me, a lot of newly germinated seedlings take a minute to get their chlorophyll and look pale at first, then develop actual green coloration in their leaves and stems as they get to be around a few days old-- especially if theyre being grown in low/no light-- but if it stayed with no chlorophyll it would be albino, which is very possible and an abnormal condition in most rulebooks).
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goodnight to the snakes and the people they bite. goodnight to people who really love driving fast. goodnight to all the short boys and tall girls. goodnight to people who wear loud floral/paisley shirts. goodnight to people who love kabuki theatre. goodnight to people who watch aesthetic travel vlogs. goodnight to english language learners. goodnight to people who took the soldier, poet, king quiz. goodnight to people who decided to stay in the wizard's maze. goodnight to the age regressors, i hope you all had lovely days. goodnight to people who hate peas. goodnight to people with fancy custom cursors. goodnight to the aroaces. goodnight, night vale. goodnight.
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It's so weird when you have a story whose plot problems you've been unable to tangle for years, and then suddenly you come back to it and bash your head against it for a while, and it turns out that the answer was so simple and it was there the whole time. Am I supposed to be happy this came together or embarrassed that it took me so long to find the obvious answer?
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Hey Eddie! I have a question. Do you ever see yourself away from your mother and married to richie? I'm just curious. (you are very cute btw💗🥰)
Xoxo,
Sadclownblog❤️🔥
I think about leaving my house all of the time. Like…ALL of the time. But…I feel bad leaving ma all alone. I’m all she has, you know?
I am cute. Thank you!
Wait MARRYING the Trashmouth?! No! Never! Not even once. This is the first time I’ve ever thought about it. And- and! It’s only because YOU are bringing it up! How- what- why would I ever think bout marrying him?! That’s crazy! Then I’d have to think about who is taking who’s last name…and venues…something outside but the weather is unpredictable…and-and rings…I don’t even like diamonds. AND first dance songs and he’d pick something dumb I just know it…I’d have a guest list of like 5 people…and a best man, which would obviously be Bill of course, and Richie in a suit….and hngggg
-Eddie
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❌ dogs playing poker
✅ gnolls playing blackjack
(Sweet Pea with some new friends (other people’s characters)-- based on a picture drawn by @ Zinthings on twitter for Day 9, “Deal”, from @thebeardlyben’s Gnollvember prompt list)
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after a night and a half of looking through alternatives, seeing the long term timelines for hosting on other sites - I've got a formulated idea on how I want to tackle things.
I'm going to keep posting here as I have been.
(*Some) Posts will be mirrored to:
bokumono.bsky.social (bluesky)
bokujoumonogatari (Cohost)
And this thing. Folks will get access to this once I have a moderately large translations repository to upload.
*Some because the other medias have their own problems.
I can't upload video to bsky and it has a 4 pictures per post limit like Twitter, and cohost is a newer social media (that yields its own bottlenecks).
The Thing is a bit unwieldy but it works for uploading pages as 10mb jpgs. Everything here gets posted as HQ pngs, fwiw.
(I also have invite codes for bsky should anyone want them.)
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Hey I'm not saying I'm mentally ill I'm just saying an AU with bratty mouthy kindergarten teacher Jug who is not afraid to snark off to Sweet Pea aka the big bad serpent king with the sweetest cutest daughter that jug loves to bits and sweet pea who is unreasonably weak for this kitten of a teacher would fix me
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if i had a nickel for the amount of times i spontaneously read a story or a book and finished it that night instead of doing homework id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
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thing I just realized we don't have: fat reapers.
can we have some FAT reapers please pea beloved
*pulls out Emmett from my oc vault*
He’s always been a big guy <3
Also, that’s his husband. They’re Martina’s parents :>
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