I’m also gonna show you my fave pics cuz I really want to look at them again✌🏽
My favorite clip of Matt is “If you’re clumsy you’re falling into that.” The delivery is so cutie and then all the sorry afterwards🥹 so cute!
My favorite clip of Chris is “When you find em you take em. Honey bbq Fritos. LETS GO!” As he buys 13 bags of them. It’s so me with damn near any snack at Walgreens 😌
My favorite clip on Nick is when Chris says Nick’s fan or something is weird and he goes “Is it gay?” Simply sensational top tier queer humor✊🏽
@xplr-sturns-e-m @hayhjelmstad15 @newsourceofnonsense @happy-mushrooms @sturnsx tagging you because this is info my friends should know. 😘
You ever just love an f/o so much that it lowkey makes you feel sick cause you can't figure out how to express how much you love them properly in words?
Hi, I’m trying to make a game accurate König cosplay. I’ve seen your videos on TikTok and I was wondering if you could give me a hand of identifying the small details that make up his helmet. I would really appreciate it
apologies, im awful at responding to asks and such but here!
Guys this blog is barely a month old and I’ve already hit 1,000 followers.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I never imagined anyone would read my stuff, let alone like it enough to want more. Y’all are the reason I keep writing.
guys is it gay to beg your one and only friend to decapitate you thus putting an end to his curse and severing your own blasphemous bond with the ancient death god born from hatred known as "hole"
The special needs 6 year old I nanny for stole my phone and has been watching this one sturniolo edit on TikTok for 15 minutes. Then this conversation happened.
Kate: who dis?
Me: well this is Chris… and this one is Matt
Kate: Matt?
Me: yeah and the other guy is Chris
Kate: ✨❤️Matt❤️✨
She’s autistic and she doesn’t really show emotion usually, but…
She gave me the biggest fucking smile she’s ever given in her whole life.
Girlie really said Chris who???
Ive gotta make a folder of Matt edits without bad words now… send me some!!!!
In a very real very grown person who’s had a lot of sex way I know for fact Matt would fuck you respectfully but in the most disrespectful way possible. I need him to be mean and nasty to me ASAP!
You ever just wake up to the room being so cold and just going, "Man - I wish my f/o was here to warm me up." Just craving cuddles, the type of cuddles that keep you from getting out of bed for hours on end. The type of cuddles that keep you warm and comfy for so long. The ones that make you want to stay with your f/o for as long as possible until one of you insists on getting up and ready for the day. The types of cuddles that are filled with soft giggles and kisses are given once in a while. Those types of warm cuddles.
Pro.ship and com.ship do NOT interact. This isn't for you.
Honestly, though, at this point, if I get hate for saying how much rpf isn't valid, I genuinely do not care. Like you're gonna send me a death threat because I said Tom Hanks isn't going to date you? Alright, whatever. You're mad that I said Pedro Pascal isn't going to be moved into falling in love with you over your x reader you wrote with him? Okay, cope about it. You hate me because I said Tom Holland would more than likely be uncomfortable if you told him about how you fantasized about shipping your oc and him? Damn, I really don't care.
All in all, rpf x readers or shippers aren't valid, and it's genuinely weird to do that to real people whether they are alive or dead. Having an attraction to the person is one thing. Writing full-on fan fiction and fantasy scenarios of having full-blown make outs with them is another. Crushing on the characters they play is one thing, but writing stories of an oc to ship with an real life person to fulfill your fantasy and having an unhealthy parasocial relationship with them is another.
I’m sorry but I just need people to know that if you write a Christopher Sturniolo fic and he calls the reader “mama”, “mamas” or “ma”
I’M GOING TO BECOME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL! I WILL GNAW AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!? I WILL ESCAPE FROM SAID ENCLOSURE, GO OUT INTO THE WORLD TO FIND YOU, AND WHEN I DO, I WILL KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH!!
I'm getting really fed up with people on this site.
Do me a favor and don't fucking run around sending people ads for other users when literally no one asked you to. This can count as harassment and can lead to the person you're "advertising" for to get harassed too. It's not fine, it's not funny and it's not okay.
And if you're doing this to intently cause issues or harassment - you're a piece of shit. You don't do that shit at all. Cut it out and get a damn hobby instead of causing others problems.
The fact I have to say this is absurd. Like seriously. Cut it the fuck out now.
Gonna say this now and put this under a read more l.
TLDR: I feel like shit that others got pulled into this when they should've been left alone. I am sorry to those who got involved.
If you've been following for a while, then you know that as of recently this year, I've been dealing with someone whom I will refer to as C for now. At first, I was attempting to handle it on my own because I didn't feel bothered by her harassment and bait. But now that she's going after both my followers and mutuals that are showing me support or empathy because of this situation? It feels like it's gone too far. This was never supposed to happen to anyone else. No one else was supposed to get involved. Hell, I wasn't supposed to get involved until I got the nerve to say something off of anon because I was getting fed up with her behavior and attitude.
No one else was supposed to be targeted and should have never been targeted at all just because they interacted with or sympathized with me. And because of this, I am incredibly sorry. You did not deserve this.
To anyone who is reading this, please do yourself a favor and block and report these urls I am posting. Do not engage with them and do not interact with them at all. Just block, report, and then move on. I do not want anyone else to get harassed because of this, and because this person refuses to leave others alone.
If anyone seems suspicious or is sending you upsetting messages, block them immediately, please, and thank you. If more urls are made, I will update this post.
Again, I'm sorry to those who got involved. You did not deserve this at all.