Ball offering for ascension
“Slave, due to your Semitic origin with this terrible hooked nose and unpleasant beard that is way too thick, we have no genetic use for you. However, you have proven yourself to be a loyal servant of the Brotherhood. Hence, you receive the honor of becoming a Bro. To refuse this salvation is tantamount to a sacrilege! Do You Accept Your Master’s Gift?"
The slave answers, scared and audible for everyone present, with yes. Had he answered no, he would have remained a slave forever, without testicles in any case.
"Do you understand why we expect this sacrifice from you?”
“Ja, mein Gebieter."
Again the genetically imperfect responded with a shy yes. He is also expected to address the Father in the holy language as a sign of deference.
”Dann nenn uns den Grund!” ["Then tell us the reason!”]
“Because I was born inferior and my features are not worth passing on. Nobody wants to have to be born as a too much bearded Arab like me with this ugly schnozzle.
"The slave recited the rehearsed answer, much to the pleasure of the Bros present.
The father who leads the ceremony roars in harsh German to stop the giggles from the Bros present. Fathers are all seasoned men of the brotherhood who unite the roles counselor, priest and judge in oneself. They perform the ceremonies and make sure that every Bro lives according to the rules of the Allfather, the very first one of the brotherhood.
In a final worship ceremony, the slave, by which all surviving non-bros are meant, has to prove his reverence for pristine jocks. He is allowed to enjoy the body of a living god one last time with deep excitement before his balls are taken forever and destroyed. The slave is allowed to experience the Nordic features and divine smoothness under his careful fingers. Meanwhile, the Nordic god skillfully grabs the hanging testicles of the non-bro to cut open the scrotum and squeeze out those inferior balls. Through severing of the exposed nuts from the rest of the body, the slave becomes a bro.
Blood drips from the jock's hands. With the crushing of the balls, full of unwanted genes, in front of the ascended one, the godlike jock ends the ceremony. The crushed remains are given over to the purifying fire. In another ritual, the ashes of those testicles are used for the symbolic fertilization of the fields leading those minerals back to the holy circle of growth and decay. In this way the brotherhood expresses its power over life and evolution.
With that voluntary sacrifice, the slave of faulty genetics proves that he can still be a Bro and accordingly rises up in society.
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