Pedguin: I met this idiot today-
Bouphe: Oh, did you look in a mirror?
Pedguin: Someday you will pay for your actions and the universe will not have mercy on you
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Ben: Hey pedguin could you do something for me?
Pedguin: I would literally cover up a mirder you commited
Ben: Could you help me with the dishes?
Pedguin: Fuck you and your dishes
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Duncan: *with two chopsticks in his mouth* Im a walrus!
Pedguin: This restaurant doesn't even have chopsticks! You brought those yourself
Duncan: I am a gem
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