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yelw · 8 months

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a big peeve of mine specifically with people playing baldur’s gate 3 is when people are like “it’s literally the greatest game ever cuz it literally put d&d in a video game. oh my god no one’s ever done this before” it isn’t called bg3 just because. like they know that baldur’s gate 1 and 2 exist right? like planescape: torment and icewind dale are actual factual games that work off of ad&d like exactly right? like don’t get me wrong i fucking love bg3. i think it’s a masterpiece but like, it isn’t the first game to do this. the other games are so great and i think they deserve some love and appreciation and respect. they don’t deserve to be overshadowed

#d&d #5e #ad&d #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #icewind dale #bg1 #bg2 #planescape torment #peeves #halfchargedyelw

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ephemerasnape · 6 months

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A Moment Alone (Audio)

Sebastian seeks a private moment, believing that he and Ominis are the only ones with any knowledge of the Undercroft.. But there's someone else who knows every square inch of the castle.

EXPLICIT AUDIO 18+

Mast*rbation / Crack / Voyeurism / Smut

More where that came from!

#sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow smut #hogwarts legacy smut #hogwarts legacy #harry potter hogwarts game #ai audio #the undercroft #sebastian sallow audio #sebastian sallow ai #peeves #peeves the poltergeist

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charmedimsure · 8 months

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Sebastian: Hey, Clopton, I need a recommendation for a good restaurant. It's MC's birthday and I want to do something... Nice.

Everett: Ooh. Do you want like, classic, romantic? Or gastro-sensuous?

Sebastian: Ugh. Never mind.

Garreth: I know those categories. You guys are talking dates. Here's what you do: Invite them over, order some fancy take out, throw it in a pot, and act like you cooked it. I got the idea from yahoo! Answers.

Sebastian: Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot. We're not married.

Ominis: Mm-kay, you know what time it is? Because my hoodie does.

Ominis: *turns around to show his hoodie says "time for Ominis' opinion"*

Garreth: Huh, look at that.

Ominis: I have either two or four words for you. Drag queen. Dim sum.

Amit: You're talking about this Friday night? Everything's gonna be booked. We're only 72 hours out and we're still in the brainstorming phase? You gotta postpone.

Everett: You can't postpone a birthday, Amit. But, if you can't get a reservation, you can always go home and shampoo their hair.

Garreth: Please stop always recommending that.

Everett: Well, it's always romantic.

Peeves: *floating by* You can go to the top of the astronomy tower, that's very romantic.

Sebastian: Hm. Maybe I will.

Peeves: You can pee on the whole school from up there.

Sebastian: Come on!

#source: brooklyn 99 #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy shitpost #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #sebastian sallow #garreth weasley #ominis gaunt #everett clopton #amit thakkar #harry potter #peeves #peeves the poltergeist

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weezley · 1 year

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mild early game hogwarts legacy spoilers - the restricted section

"i like having friends in my debt" he says

but really, he just likes her

#hogwarts legacy #screenshot dump #slytherin #sebastian sallow #stuff for future fic #oc stuff #sophie st james #peeves the poltergeist #peeves #ahhh i cant wait to write it

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ask-sebastian · 11 months

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*Cackles loudly*

🎶🎵 Everyyyyoneeee ickle Sebby webby is dripping,

weee girlies and boys will hope he starts stripping,

they may think it’s lurrrrrrveeee but,

Peevsie knows it’s because they’re slu-s🎵🎶

-😈

*stands, dripping in the corridor* Ever the poet, Peeves.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #peeves

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humanoidalien27 · 1 year

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Because I was asked for the animagus short. 😂

I don't mention what animagi they are because it would be spoilery for my other story. But I carefully picked ones that matched their personalities.

I hope you enjoyed this short.

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The lazy day

It was an exceptionally warm day, you were laying in the sun with Ominis, almost asleep.

By the soft snores, he was long passed asleep with his tail curled around you.

To anyone passing by, you'd look like two animals sleeping in a clearing close to beast's class. Well hidden though, just in case a student decided to wander too close.

"I must admit, this was actually a pretty good idea," you said, mostly to yourself.

Ominis swished his ear towards you. "It does make lazy days better. No one can find you easily unless-"

Sebastian and Anne raced towards you, both happily laughing.

"What did you two now?" Ominis asked, his head pointed in their direction.

"Come on!" Anne yelled zipping by, closely followed by Sebastian.

"But I was warm," you complained, earning a chuckle.

That was before you heard someone racing towards you. The flapping noises made your ears flatten backwards.

You two quickly climbed to your feet and bolted after the twins, hoping no one caught a glimpse of you.

The twins were up by the owlery, overlooking the school, panting heavily as you and Ominis approached.

"What did you two do?" You asked, looking in the direction they were.

Chaos was unfolding as Madam Scribner looked around furiously, her attack books nearby, dumbfounded.

"You went into the restricted section again?" You hissed, getting Ominis to sigh.

"Just to steal the right books," Anne replied while laughing. "We're luring her to the right spot."

Your eyes drifted up to the ramparts, seeing Peeves hurtle something at her, which covered the librarian in green slop.

"How did you get Peeves to help you?"

Ominis chuckled, shaking his head.

"He's still sour about her yelling at him in the library yesterday," Anne answered, half bouncing in place. "So, we offered to lure her to a certain spot."

"Wait, you did this for Peeves?" Ominis asked.

"He'd think twice before turning us in, right?"

"Now, you're wishing on a star Sebastian. The most you did was give him a target. He has a whole school worth of those."

He stretched as if to shrug. "Well, we do know the books can't follow you if you turn into an animal. That'll be helpful."

Anne snickered as Ominis sighed.

"I wonder if you'll ever grow out of this."

It was pretty trying, especially when they promised you a day of relaxation.

"That attitude right there is the reason you didn't get a fun animagus form," Sebastian replied, narrowing his eyes.

"I think theirs suit them." All of you jumped as Natty and Poppy came close, laughing at your reactions. "You'd think we didn't know about you, with that response."

"No, Anne and Sebastian just helped Peeves slop the librarian," you replied, getting them to look over your shoulder.

Their exasperated expressions mirrored yours and Ominis's.

"We should get off this hill before someone looks up. We don't exactly fit well together in the animal kingdom."

You nodded, moving after everyone. "Didn't you have a date with Garreth?"

Poppy half squealed. "I'm excited to hear all about it. You two are good together. Just like them."

You looked over seeing her looking at you and Ominis.

"Weasley is basically a destructive weapon. Anne could do way better."

All of you snickered as Anne glared at her brother.

"So, are we going to tell him about our animagus days once you two start officially dating?" Natty asked, smiling at Sebastian's eye roll.

"We'll see. He and I haven't even gone on our first date yet."

A loud explosion from somewhere in the castle, made all of you jump, your sharp ears picking it up.

"Oh, I think Weasley'll have better things to do tonight."

"Sebastian!" Natty and Poppy grumbled together.

"What did you do?" Anne asked, jumping on her brother's back and ended up rolling down the rest of the hill.

Natty and Poppy quickly raced after them, laughing the whole way.

Ominis sighed softly. "They're a handful."

Smirking, you looked his way. "You sound like a dad looking at his cubs."

Natty was watching as Poppy jumped on Sebastian's side to help Anne pin him down.

"I feel like one half the time," he admitted, his voice betraying how he enjoyed seeing it. "If our kids are like them, I may need to retire early."

You almost stumbled. "Our kids?"

He fell quiet and hurried after the group, making you chuckle.

It was nice to know he was thinking about a future with you. It made you hopeful and happy to look forward to it.

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#hogwarts legacy #ominis x oc #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #ominis x reader #fanfiction #anne sallow #madam scribner #peeves #poppy sweeting #natsai onai #short fanfic

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yanxidarlings · 9 months

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is there anyone still into yandere harry potter? i am inspired to take a crack at writing for some underrated characters (nott, zabini, pucey, berkshire&riddle??, goldstein, davies, peeves lol, draco isn't underrated but i know i can't avoid him)

#yandere harry potter #harry potter #blaise zabini #Anthony goldstein #theodore nott #Lorenzo berkshire #peeves #draco malfoy #barty crouch jr #mattheo riddle #send in a clown emoji or smth if interested

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animasola86 · 7 months

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Prepare for some nightmare fuel!

Peeves is a scary mf! Seriously! Those colors! (No I mean the eyes! I appreciate his outfit! XD)

[ screenshots masterlist ]

#sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow screenshots #hogwarts legacy #peeves #my screencaps

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realifezompire · 4 months

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#hp #peeves #voldemort #tom riddle #harry potter #polls

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amaite · 10 months

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I found that embroidery works well with sculpting and painting, and I created a character without which Hogwarts wouldn't be Hogwarts. Lover of pranks - poltergeist Peeves. Completely handmade.

#diorama #handmade #harry potter #hogwarts #wizarding world #peeves the poltergeist #peeves #mrs norris

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carewyncromwell · 1 year

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“Tender lumplings everywhere -- Life's no fun without a good scare! That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of Halloween!”

~“This is Halloween (cover)” by Marilyn Manson

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Happy Halloween, all! 🎃

I’m currently sick in bed, but I still managed to make this present for all of you...a rewrite of the recent Pumpkin Johnny TSLQ, complete with some much-needed love for my favorite ghost boi and Carewyn’s unofficial brother-in-law, Duncan Ashe! 👻

In my version of events, “Pumpkin Johnny” was a tale circulated at Hogwarts back when Hagrid himself was a boy, a good fifty years ago. It originally was a cautionary tale the Prefects would pass around to keep bullies in line and protect younger students. The idea was that you might tell the tale to warn a group of students against bullying, but if someone was foolish enough to not heed the warning, the Prefect in that person’s house would give them a mild scare on Halloween by dressing up as Pumpkin Johnny and hexing their head into a pumpkin, in retaliation for their cruelty toward other students. Eventually, though, it fell out of fashion, particularly after Hogwarts started experiencing far more dangerous threats like the opening of the Chamber of Secrets and Voldemort’s rise to power.

When Merula started bullying Ben, however, Hagrid couldn’t help but fall back on telling the old tale as a warning. Unfortunately Merula clearly didn’t get the hint, and Hagrid rather gloomily recounted the whole affair to Dumbledore at the Feast that evening. Who should overhear this, however, but Nearly Headless Nick? Ben’s house ghost was offended by Merula Snyde’s utter lack of respect not only for her fellow classmates (Ben) and teachers (Hagrid), but the dead as well, considering that she heard the story of a poor ghost boy who disappeared tragically after being bullied and thought to mock him. And worse still, he found out, thanks to Peeves snooping, that Merula had recruited Ismelda Murk to help her scare her fellow classmates dressed as Pumpkin Johnny. Soon Nick got the other ghosts of the castle enlisted in his effort to teach Merula Snyde and the students of Hogwarts a lesson.

Peeves was particularly adept at causing some chaos, of course. First he took one of Hagrid’s pumpkins, smashed it open, and used its innards to draw a grotesque Jack-O-Lantern face on the walls, scrawled over the message, “Pumpkin Johnny is everywhere -- be kind to others, or beware.” Instead of taking the message to heart, Merula saw it as a golden opportunity to scare Penny half to death and hex her head into a pumpkin. She then subsequently did the same to Barnaby, thoroughly intending to hit all of the students who’d been planning to attend Hagrid’s Pumpkin Party, with Ben being dead last.

So the other house ghosts started leaving messages inside of rotted pumpkins for Merula’s classmates to find -- Nick for Ben; the Friar for Penny and Tonks; the Gray Lady for Tulip; the Baron for Barnaby and Carewyn. The messages made them confront Merula, for they said things like, “Tell Merula Snyde Pumpkin Johnny is watching” and “Tell Merula Snyde Pumpkin Johnny wants an apology.” Merula tried very hard to play along, saying that clearly, she was a target now too, but she was growing anxious, even as she managed to get Carewyn pumpkined and had Ismelda pumpkin her as well to try to lead people off her trail.

Finally the ghosts of Hogwarts had had enough. Duncan Ashe pilfered the costume Ismelda and Merula had used to scare their classmates from its hiding spot in the Forbidden Forest, leaving nothing but a small broken pumpkin with a note inside that read “Pumpkin Johnny isn’t laughing.”

At this point, Ismelda and Merula were officially stuck. They knew someone had found their costume, so someone knew what they did and was now lording it over them, set to get both of them in super big trouble if they told anyone. And worse, they couldn’t even confront Carewyn and her friends for having stolen the costume (as Merula suspected they had) without exposing everything they’d done. And now...now Merula and Ismelda were seeing Pumpkin Johnny all over the place, when no one else seemingly was.

Ismelda, becoming more and more convinced that Pumpkin Johnny was real, finally broke down and went to Carewyn for help, confessing everything they had done and hadn’t done and begging her to help them pacify Pumpkin Johnny before he hurt her or Merula. And sure enough, Carewyn, Ismelda, and the others arrived to “save” Merula just in time, for she’d collided with Pumpkin Johnny by the Black Lake.

Merula tried valiantly to duel Pumpkin Johnny, but no blows seemed to affect him -- some spells collided with his pumpkin head or the fabric of his costume, but there seemed to be nothing substantial under them. And worse, there were so many more angry voices ringing out around her, seemingly from nothing, as Pumpkin Johnny swooped down on her -- “Pumpkin Johnny wants an apology” -- “Pumpkin Johnny wants an apology” --

"ALL RIGHT!” Merula burst out at last, her eyes flooding with tears of fear and remorse. “ALL RIGHT! I’M SORRY! I just -- I just wanted to scare Copper and Cromwell and their little buddies -- I didn’t want to hurt anyone! I’M SORRY!”

And that, as it turned out, was all it took. In an instant, the Pumpkin Johnny costume fell loose to the ground in a lifeless heap.

Merula admittedly reacted a lot more tough after Pumpkin Johnny had vanished, insisting that she was not crying and that she absolutely had had that stupid ghost on the run and this whole thing wouldn’t have happened in the first place if everyone hadn’t gotten so into the story of Pumpkin Johnny. But truly, it was clear the experience had shaken her and given her a bit of a reality check about how trying to scare and bully other people could come back to bite her. And it was for that reason, perhaps, that she agreed to go with Ismelda to talk to Professor Snape about the whole thing the next morning, and that Ben, Penny, Barnaby, Tulip, and Tonks ultimately decided that they both deserved to just enjoy the pumpkin party that night and deal with the consequences in the morning.

After everyone else had left, though, Carewyn turned her focus onto the discarded Pumpkin Johnny costume on the ground with a quirked eyebrow. When she approached, a familiar voice emanated from it:

“Did you learn your lesson?”

Carewyn cocked her eyebrows. “Ghosts can be amazingly vindictive.”

A loud, low cackle came out of the costume as the bluish-white translucent shape of Duncan Ashe swept out of the pumpkin, making a face.

“BLEH! Pumpkin Johnny’s come for you next!” he crowed.

Carewyn covered her mouth with both hands to suppress her giggling.

“Duncan,” she tried to scold him, “that was really quite mean, you know. You scared Merula within an inch of her life.”

“Hey, that little witch deserved it,” Duncan scoffed. “And it’s not just me that thought so.”

He indicated the other Hogwarts ghosts materializing around him -- Peeves, the Bloody Baron, Nearly Headless Nick, the Gray Lady, the Fat Friar...even Moaning Myrtle and the members of the Headless Hunt. They all took some time to explain everything to Carewyn: how Hagrid had told Dumbledore what had happened and how upset they’d been about Merula’s behavior.

“Pumpkin Johnny was a story so many older students used to play out, to teach their younger classmates to treat each other kindly,” explained the Fat Friar. “I must admit, though, I lament that we frightened the poor girl so badly.”

Peeves blew a raspberry. “Lament? Lament? The Friar’s no-fun! Peevesy still wants more mischief done!”

“Enough,” said the Baron very coldly, and Peeves immediately quieted and hid cowardly behind the Gray Lady. The Gray Lady irritably flicked the Poltergeist away with a flourish of her hand.

“Merula Snyde was very stubborn in her attempts to bully all of you,” said Nearly Headless Nick regretfully. “Truly, we’d expected her to give up long before we had to go quite this far...”

Duncan scoffed. “I’d say it’s pure justice, really. It was only when she feared for her own safety that she bothered to cop on and realize her actions have real consequences.”

Carewyn sighed. “...I guess that is supposed to be the message of the Pumpkin Johnny story, isn’t it? Your mistakes, and the way you treat other people, may come back to haunt you.”

“Wisely put,” said the Gray Lady with a very small smile.

Nearly Headless Nick gave Carewyn a bow. “Well, I suppose we’d best leave you to your party, then. Have a lovely evening, Miss Cromwell!”

And with this, all the ghosts disappeared one by one, back toward the castle. Duncan, however, lingered behind, his lips twisted up in a smirk.

“You’re really not that upset about all of us piling on Merula Snyde, are you?” he asked devilishly.

Carewyn gave a loud huff. “It was wrong of you to scare her, and it was really mean, as well...”

She paused. Then she smiled wryly.

“...But I admit...it’s really nice that you all wanted to do something to help Ben and Hagrid.”

Duncan smiled ever-so-slightly. “Hey, our hearts may no longer be beating, but that doesn’t mean we don’t feel.”

He glanced away a bit uncomfortably.

“...And well...after hearing she’d jinxed your head into a pumpkin too, just to try to lead you off her trail...I figured I really should go ahead and put a stop to it.”

Carewyn blinked in surprise. “Really?”

“Oh come on, I know you didn’t fall for that gombeen’s bad acting!” Duncan said defensively. “I frankly don’t even know why you went with her...”

Despite this, his translucent cheeks had darkened with an uncomfortable flush and he refused to look Carewyn in the face.

Carewyn cocked her eyebrows coolly. “I went with Merula because I wasn’t afraid if I got my head jinxed into a pumpkin or not. I knew whoever was doing it couldn’t be the same person warning people to ‘be nice or beware’ -- Penny and Barnaby are two of the nicest people in school. And if Merula had an accomplice, I wanted to figure out who it was.”

“So you just walked right into that chancer’s trap, just to try to learn more about what was going on,” surmised Duncan. “And you claim you’re nothing like Jacob...”

With another tired sigh, the ghost turned away, so as to hide the strange smile that had wound its way into the corners of his lips.

“Well, I’m off. Enjoy your little Pumpkin Party...bloody hell, is that name ridiculous...”

The slight muttered jibe made Carewyn cross her arms, smiling dryly.

“Happy Halloween, Duncan,” she called very coolly after him.

The ghost didn’t reply, instead simply disappearing back off toward Hogwarts castle, illuminated by the silvery moonlight.