#pegasus is the sugar daddy in this au

[the-pigeon-queen]

Just a very self indulgent Halloween comic from my Shadi Lives AU :]

#yugioh #ygo #yu-gi-oh #Ryou Bakura #shadi shin #diva #sera #mani #DSOD #pegasus is the sugar daddy in this au #tho its debatable if he gets any sugar #shadi lives au #mnm art

[draconicmaw]

I gotta ask so I'm gonna ask: about how long do you think Pegasus would have to charm (annoy) Kaiba before breeching the topic of *cough* ya know 👀 or would Kaiba be the forward one since he wants that sweet sweet opportunity at the best company? Also, kinda curious how their first date would go but I feel like I'm already asking to specific questions🤣

OooOKAY. LET'S GO!

And no question is too specific when one has an AU! Because whether or not I have the answer already, it must eventually get figured out!

(For those of you who tune into this post at a later date, we are referencing this Sugar Daddy Toonshipping AU that I cooked up)

It takes a little while. Pegasus can feel how closed off and prickly Kaiba is, so he knew he had to approach this delicately. Also, it's fun to play with him! It's so easy to get him irritated. How cute!

The first time they met, Kaiba did not realize who Pegasus was (he knew of Industrial Illusions and knew it would be optimal to work there, but never cared to figure out who was at the helm. Also, Pegasus has been pretty reclusive since his wife's death some years ago). Sometime after work, while doing some homework in the apartment that he shares with Ryou (btw yeah, platonic Euroshipping because I want them to be besties and no one will stop me), Kaiba sees him on television.

OH SHIT. HE'D JUST BEEN BADMOUTHING TO THE GUY WHOM HE ACTUALLY WANTED TO EMPLOY HIM. (It wasn't anything horrible, of course, because Kaiba wants to keep his job but he also just doesn't put up with bullshit, so he got a little catty with Pegasus, who is a professional bullshitter.)

After that, Kaiba restrains his responses when Pegasus returns to the restaurant, though his gritted jaw and hard eyes make it pretty obvious that he is, in fact, still absolutely annoyed by Pegasus. Of course, Pegasus is an incorrigible flirt, and it would be a lie to say that Kaiba wasn't affected by it (people don't often try to flirt with him, and, if people do, it's normally a woman trying to do so [he's very, very gay]). Pegasus is buttering him up, and Kaiba doesn't even realize it!

One evening, Kaiba's shift just ended and Pegasus makes sure to catch him before he leaves for the night... And gives him a calling card. Pegasus wants to make... An arrangement 😉 (Pegasus definitely winked but it's really hard to tell when he only has one eye LMAO)

Kaiba is already feeling a little dubious about this. BUT this could be his big chance! A regular paycheck from I.I. would be more than enough to support not only himself, but Mokuba as well! Hell, he's been in way worse scenarios. He might as well hear Pegasus out.

Which brings them to what Pegasus considers their "first date." Kaiba does not initially realize that that was Pegasus's intentions... But it wasn't hard to figure out! Safe to say that Kaiba starts out really defensive and tense, as he's inherently skeptical about the whole thing but the promise of a steady "allowance" convinced him to go with it for now. (Pegasus also has a silver tongue and managed to talk him down and put him at ease a little.) The rest of the night is spent with Pegasus plying Kaiba with flirtatious trolling and managing to hook a couple more details about Kaiba along the way.

Thus began their relationship...

Though hardly the end of their story!

Anyways, 🤣 sorry for making what could have been a short answer into Story Time with Draco.

Ugh, at this rate, I'm going to have another WIP 😩

#toonshipping #sugar daddy au #Kaiba is a tsundere #and I love playing that up #i basically have the first bar scene written in my head already #Kaiba pouring a drink with flourish while glading daggers at Pegasus #iconic

[howfarethestars]

Don’t Go Breaking (Into My Apartment)

“You broke into my house drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU

read on ao3

Thor didn’t often spend his Saturdays alone, at his apartment, watching reruns of Chopped on the Food Network with his cat in his lap, but Steve had cancelled their plans last minute and Loki was going through one of his “I wouldn’t be caught dead with you” phases and Bruce was busy working on his latest PhD or whatever, so here he was. He idly scratched behind Pegasus’ ears and narrowed his eyes at the screen. Come on, Ricardo, don’t make a salad with a minute left on the clock, he thought with a rueful smile, I had faith in you.

Thor watched tensely as Ricardo threw a pile of spinach and olive oil on his plate while the clock ticked down. Even Pegasus seemed on-edge, worried for their friend Ricardo.

There was a knock at the door, sluggish yet firm. Thor’s brows furrowed, and Pegasus shot off his lap and towards the door. She was like a dog, that one. Thor checked his watch. It was past midnight, meaning whoever was at the door was most likely drunk. He decided to just let them figure out that this was not their apartment on their own and just keep going. He snapped his fingers, trying to call his cat back to him, but she’d already plopped down at the door and started meowing. It was a lost cause until whoever was behind the door left.

Thor settled deeper into the couch, breathing a sigh of relief when Ricardo threw his hands up. He’d done it, the madman.

The knocking ceased, finally, and Thor thought he was in the clear. He tried once more to call Pegasus to the couch, but she stayed seated in front of the door, her white and grey tail flicking back and forth behind her.

Thor waved a hand at her. “Oh, forget you, Peg,” he mumbled, cutting the volume up on the TV.

The volume was almost too loud for Thor to hear a faint squeaking coming from the door, but he heard it. Dread pooled low in his belly. He crept off the couch, letting his blanket slide off his legs and onto the floor. He muted the TV. Pegasus meowed loudly. Thor tapped his pointer finger on his lips, as if the cat could actually understand his human signals. He snuck past his couch and into the foyer, readying himself to deal with some drunk freshman.

There was another squeak of metal on metal, and to Thor’s surprise, the door came completely off its hinges. Completely. It fell to the ground with an ear-shattering thud, revealing a very drunk woman with a bright orange screw driver in her hand. She stuffed the tool in her back pocket and pushed past Thor like she owned the place. Thor was just too shocked to say anything when she stumbled inside and collapsed on the couch.

“Why didn’t you answer the bloody door?” she slurred, her voice muffled by the couch cushions. “We had an agreement, Korg.”

Thor stared down at his door, which now lied in the middle of the hallway, looking lonely. He blinked a few times, his lips parted. Pegasus mewed softly and pawed at the door, like she too was confused by its current state.

“Sorry ‘bout your door, man, but your handy w’things, yeah?” the woman said, not sounding the least bit apologetic, “Wha’ever. Shoulda let me in.”

Thor shook his head to clear the cobwebs out and went about standing his door back up and placing it awkwardly back on its hinges. Thankfully all the screws had rolled back inside, so he gathered them up and placed him on the counter.

“Cut the bloody TV down,” the woman groaned, covering her ears.

Thor watched, still a little out of it, as Pegasus trotted over to the couch and hopped up on top the back cushions. She sniffed at the woman’s dark hair before jumping down onto the small of her back.

The woman cursed loudly and bolted up, sending Pegasus flying. She whipped her head around, suddenly alert. “Crap. This isn’t Korg’s place.”

Thor finally snapped out of it, but instead of doing the rational thing and calling the cops, he doubled over in laughter. He laughed so hard that tears streamrd down his cheeks. He stumbled backwards against the counter, clutching at his stomach. He pointed at the woman, who’d scrambled off the couch and now stood a few steps away from him with a blush on her cheeks.

“You,” he breathed, “are very drunk.”

The woman humph-ed, and folded her arms over her chest. “Quit laughing!” she snapped.

Thor lost it again. “I can’t! You just took my door off its bloody hinges!”

The woman looked in horror at the disaster that was Thor’s door and paled. “Oh god, I’m sorry,” she said, this time actually sheepish. “Geez, I thought this was my friend’s place.”

Thor wiped at his eyes. “It’s alright,” he said, chuckling one last time. “Really.”

The woman buried her face in her hands and groaned. Pegasus, who was apparently amazing at reading situations and knowing how to help, rubbed against the woman’s legs and purred. The stranger’s fingers spread slightly, just enough for her to see, and she looked down at the cat.

“See? Peg seems to like you,” Thor said. He held out his hand. “I’m Thor.”

“Brunnhilde,” she said, taking his hand. “I suppose you’re going to call the cops now, yeah?”

Thor shrugged. “Nah. Pegasus likes you, and she’s a great judge of character.“

Brunnhilde’s shoulders slumped in relief. “That’s good. I can’t go back to jail,” she said, shuddering. Thor couldn’t tell if she was kidding. “I better go. Unless you want me to fix that door...? I should. Fix your door, I mean.”

Thor shook his head before he could stop himself. “No, stay. You’re drunk, you don’t need to be driving.”

“I’m not an idiot, I wasn’t going to drive,” she argued. “And you could be a murderer.”

Thor pressed his lips together in an unimpressed line. “I could be a murderer, but you just committed breaking and entering. So stay or I’ll call the cops.”

Brunnhidle’s pretty brown eyes widened. “You’re blackmailing me into staying over?”

Thor nodded. “I’ve got a guest suite,” he said, “and I’m just looking out for your safety.”

“You don’t even know me.”

“Yes, I do. Your name is Brunnhilde.”

Brunnhilde turned her head in a failed attempt to hide her smirk. “Alright, Thor. I’ll stay.”

Thor grinned. “Yay,” he chirped. “Want something to eat? I’ve got Pop Tarts.”

Brunnhilde chewed on her bottom lip. She looked like she desperately wanted to refuse, but she sighed and nodded anyway. “Yeah. What flavor?”

“Strawberry, blueberry, and cinnamon,” Thor said, trying to hide his excited grin. He was a friendly guy, and one of his greatest joys was making new friends. Now one had busted down his door.

“Cinnamon,” Brunnhilde replied, hopping up onto the barstool and swinging her bare legs over the side.

“Toasted?” Thor asked, tilting his head at her over his shoulder, and flashing a friendly smile.

Brunnhilde rested her head on her chin and nodded. “Of course.” Her eye lids drooped, revealing white markings Thor hadn’t noticed before. They were pretty.

“Two?”

“Mhmm,” Brunnhilde mumbled sleepily, her eyes now completely shut. Thor smiled softly at her. She was really pretty, actually, with creamy brown skin and dark hair and round cheekbones. Thor grinned again. Maybe he’d found more than a friend.

“So you’ve got to tell me, Brunnhilde, how’d you get this drunk?”

“Party,” she said with a shrug, “What else? Some crazy sugar daddy that calls himself The Grandmaster, I don’t know. He’s nuts, but he throws wild parties.”

“Sounds pretty wild,” Thor laughed, shaking his head as he dropped two Pop Tarts into the toaster. He pushed down the lever, then turned back to face Brunnhilde.

“There were some things I’d rather not relive, actually,” she said. She opened her eyes and narrowed them at him. “Tell me why a hot guy like you is home alone on a Saturday.”

Thor chuckled at her description of him, not that he hadn’t been called “hot” before; he was well aware of his looks. “My friends cancelled, and my brother hates me.”

“That’s a shame,” Brunnhilde said, shaking her head ruefully. “Really, you should’ve come to the party.”

Thor shrugged. The toaster dinged, and the heavenly smell of cinnamon filled the air. He plopped them on a plate and passed them over.

“Bon appetite,” he joked as she took a bite. He expected her to wince at the heat, and opened his mouth to warn her, but she dug in anyway. Without hesitation. It was pretty attractive.

“Thanks, Thor,” Brunnhilde said. She wiggled her toes in her sandals to amuse Pegasus and smiled a little. “But I better head to bed. You’re the best, you know?”

“I’ve been told,” he said with a wink.

Brunnhilde jumped down, throwing her head back laughing as she did. She carried her Pop Tarts in her hands.

“The guest suite’s the third room on your left, and the bathroom is the second,” Thor called after her, leaning over the counter to watch her disappear down the hall. He settled back on his feet and shook his head. Pegasus launched herself up on the counter and mewed at her owner. He scratched her head. “What have I gotten myself into, Peg?”

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The next morning, Brunnhilde woke up to three things. One, a massive headache that felt like a hammer splitting her skull. Two, the smell of bacon. And three, the overwhelming sense of panic that accompanied the feeling of not knowing where she was or how she got there.

Brunnhilde shot up in bed and threw the covers off her body. She was clothed, thankfully, and wearing the same black romper she had been wearing the night before. The room she was in was small, painted blue, with a big window on the left wall that was drowning the room in sunlight. Way too bright sunlight, actually. She stumbled out of bed and forced the thick white curtains shut with a grunt. She pressed a hand to her forehead and racked her brain. How the bloody—

A cat mewed, drawing her attention to the cracked-open door. Brunnhilde narrowed her eyes at the little grey and white cat that bounced inside. It came straight to her and rubbed against her legs.

“Okay, what the—“

“Pegasus!” a deep, hushed voice called. “Get out of there, she’s still...” The door creaked open further, revealing the very handsome face of a man Brunnhilde didn’t quite recognize. His blue eyes widened. “Oh, she’s awake.”

“If you don’t mind me asking,” Brunnhilde said, clenching her fists at her sides. She’d taken a self defense class, she could fight him off if she needed to. “Who are you?

The man pushed the door open completely. He was large, at least six foot three, and very (very) muscular. Brunnhilde was suddenly less certain that she could take him. “I’m Thor, you broke into my house last night, ‘member?”

Horror flooded Brunnhilde’s veins as the events of last night washed over her. She clamped her hand over her gaping mouth. “Oh...oh, Thor I’m so sorry. I was so bloody drunk last night, and I’ll fix your door.”

Thor chuckled and waved a hand. “It’s alright,” he said, “Come on and eat before you go home.”

Brunnhilde sighed and followed him out of the room and down the hall. The living room and kitchenette looked less blurry than it had the night before, she had to admit. The embarrassment of the whole situation made her want to charge right out of Thor’s slightly off-kilter door, but her head was still aching, and that bacon smelled really, really good.

“There’s Advil in the cabinet,” Thor said, taking his spot in front of the stove, which is where that amazing smell of pork was coming from. Brunnhilde’s mouth watered.

“This one?” she asked, opening up the cabinet closest to the fridge. Thor nodded, but she’d already grabbed the bottle of Advil and was bringing it down. “Got it.”

She swallowed two pills dry, then meandered back to the bar. Pegasus was curled up in a ball on the counter, and lifted her head when she heard Brunnhilde. She rubbed the cat’s back, earning a round of purring in return.

“She really does like you, you know?” Thor said, sliding a few slices of bacon onto a plate. He brought the plate over and placed it in front of Brunnhilde. “She actually hates most people. Except for me, Bruce, Steve, and Nat. She despises both of my siblings.”

Brunnhilde laughed and took a bite of bacon. It was perfectly crispy, exactly how she liked it. “I really can’t thank you enough, Thor. For letting me stay and, you know, not calling the cops.”

Thor smiled and pulled up a stool on the other side of the bar. He stole a slice of bacon off her place and stuffed the whole thing in his mouth. Brunnhilde was mildly impressed. “It was the least I could do.”

“The least you could’ve done was called the cops, actually. I broke into your apartment, and you cooked me breakfast.”

Thor shrugged. “I was raised right, I guess.”

“Clearly not,” Brunnhilde laughed, “You let a stranger into your house!”

Thor ate another piece of bacon with one hand and petted Pegasus with the other. “I’m a...kind soul?” he offered.

“You’re nuts, is what you are.” Brunnhilde ate another piece of bacon before jumping down off her stool. “Listen, I really should be heading back. My roommate hates me enough as it is, she’ll kill me if I don’t pick up groceries.”

Thor nodded. “Before you go,” he said, his eyes scanning the counter. They locked on a notepad and pen against the wall. He snatched them up and scribbled something before handing the strip of paper to her. “In case you get drunk again.”

Brunnhilde blushed slightly and read what he’d written. Peg would really miss you if you didn’t come around anymore. And then his number. She felt the corners of her mouth turn up in a smile.

“Don’t worry,” she said, looking back up at him and tossing her hair over her shoulder. “I’ll definitely get drunk again.”

#marvel #mcu #thor odinson #valkyrie #thorkyrie #thor x valkyrie #fanfiction #marvel fanfiction #thorkyrie fanfiction #thor #my writing

[pegasus-anarchy]

Character development 🌚 (De Prague Cake, en Wattpad.) @abyss-no-ishi

#pegasus being stupid at night #fanfiction #prague cake #Sugar Daddy Au #vikturi #viktuuri

[ask-de-writer]

TEA LEAVINGS! : MLP Fan Fiction : Ask-the-Chan-Family AU

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TEA LEAVINGS!

A Collection of the Thomas the Writer and De Writer's

Running tea tale gags

By

Thomas the Writer and De Writer

©2018

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Have give reader appreciation post for read of See Story part 4. Much Thank you for that. // Is thank you for bee sting ointment to speed recovery from failed drone strike, Bees much hard to train for such work. Have find you package of Tea from Tunguska, harvest of 1907. Due to meteor, it was last harvest. Is good tea.

Thomas the writer: I’m glade the bee sting ointment is working for you, my grandfather teach me how to make it long ago, lucky for me i have his book on medicine i could make plenty

dashie: hay dad, do you have an ointment for snapping turtle

Thomas the writer: snapping turtle, why you need an ointment for that dashie

dashie: *she came in and had a snapping turtle by her cheek* well i could say is it a long and funny story

Thomas the writer: ……………………….. *face palm*

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ask-de-writer asked: Hi there, Uncle! De Writer been really busy and stuff. So sorry to miss Mah Jongg game! To make up, I have bring you tea of High Mountain Green. Is fine tea. Get someone fix it that not burn water when cook.

Uncle: thank you de-writer for the generous offer of high mountain green tea. uncle will enjoy this tea very much. tohru get over here

Tohru: yes sensai

Uncle: go fix tea for uncle and one more thing don’t burn tea or your in trouble

Tohru: do you mean i get a whooping *ouch*

Uncle: uncle wasn’t gona say that but thanks for reminding me now go make tea

Tohru: sigh yes sensai

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ask-de-writer asked: Hello, Uncle: It good to see again you and fine works of your shop. Keep on make the best antique to be find anywhere except the one I make. Story tales of you so fine it hard to say. To show veneration, I offer High Mountain Green Tea. It best of all tea for Uncle. Mah Jongg off for this night. Somepony come into my place and sneaky rub all secret marks off backs of tiles and put in honest dice in set. Was most terrible thing. If set honest, how we cheat each other fairly?

Uncle: well de-writer uncle very please and happy that you offer some of your best high mountain green tea to me i’m please of the taste and smell of the tea. and uncle will do best to keep the shop with high quality antic maybe you can put some of your best antic in my store one day. and one more thing i’m sorry that our game of mah jongg is cancel for the night

*out of nowhere a magic energy burst came appear right next to uncle showing rainbow pegasi*

rainbow dash: hey uncle i got the secret mark pieces from de-writer place

Uncle: take them to uncle room and one more thing here 10 buck to keep quiet about this

rainbow dash: make it 20

Uncle: aiieeee-yeaaah kids today fine 20

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Was most delight at find Ancient Wisdom of De Writer in inbox. Have make you most special blend of tea and send also many funny fortune cookie for laughs. Thank you most special.

Uncle: *he open the fortune cookie and read the message* you will smile happily when you hit the person on the head a thousand time. hmmm Jackie come over here for a second

Jackie: yes uncle do you need something ouch what that for

Uncle: nothing much just want to hit you on the head

Jackie: for what reason?

uncle: it make uncle happy

Jackie:……………….

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I checking library and find you have check out and like To War I Ride! Thank you, is most fine poem. Go well with Ethiopian Harare coffee. Is most good coffee. Have give Dashie a cup and now send you pound of that fine coffee by very fast pegasus!!

Thomas the writer: thanks for the coffee de-writer and the poem was a good read as well

Dashie: *dashie fly right next to Thomas* hey dad is there more of that coffee

Thomas the writer: sorry dashie there aren’t anymore, and this is my personal cup

Dashie: can I have it please

Thomas the writer: dashie I know your a lot older for coffee, but you know what caffeine do to you

Dashie: oh please dad I’m fit as a fiddle , check out this awesome trick I can do * dashie fly around in circle*

Thomas the writer:……… *Thomas to a drink of his coffee and put the cup down, then went to grab a pillow and put it center of the floor and after that he count* …. sigh Three, Two, One

once he finish counting he saw dashie came crashing down and landed on the pillow.

Thomas the writer: your ok dashie

Dashie:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thomas the writer: hahahah that my daughter

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ask-de-writer asked: I have see in inbox new Ancient Wisdom. I must feed dinosaurs and take mammals for walk. Dinner too. Got gypped on last batch of tea. Have send them spell of worms to get somewhat past even. Soon I have good tea for you. Tell Dashie that espresso not soda pop. Next time drink slow and only ONE!

Thomas the writer: can’t wait to try the new tea de-writer *Thomas saw dashie walking right next to him and flop to the floor* are you ok dashie

dashie: my head hurt, can you make the pain go away please daddy.

Thomas the writer: sigh sometime I don’t know what to do with you dashie, stay where you I be back.

Thomas went into the kitchen and grab something from the fridge. after he return with what look like a cloth bag full of ice. he sit right next to dashie and place the ice bag on her head.

Thomas the writer: how you feel now ?

dashie: a little better, can you read me a story please

Thomas the writer: *he smile* of course dashie your in luck I have a really good story that de-writer wrote. you want to hear it.

dashie: I always like it when you read me some of his stories. * dashie got a little closer to Thomas* I love you dad

Thomas the writer: I love you to dashie

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I have post and link up Ancient Wisdom. Much thanks. Is look great on reader stand in Library. Look forward to next part. I see Dashie have learn about espresso. Sorry for her. I am send you new tea. Is local variety from north side of Mount Erebus. Volcano heat keep it warm enough to grow well. Six month Antarctic day do amazing thing for flavor.

Thomas the writer: *Thomas drink the new tea* wow the flavor of this tea is amazing de-writer, thanks again for the new batch of tea. how you liking the tea dashie ?

dashie: *dashie drink the tea* it not bad bad, but I could used two or three sugar cube to make it taste good.

Thomas the writer: ok but you only get one sugar cube.

dashie: only one

Thomas the writer: don’t make me remind you what happened when you drink expresso

dashie:……………. ok I won’t have any

Thomas the writer: that a good girl. after you finish tea, you got that book report that you have to finish up. and no just because I’m a teacher, I’m not giving you off the hook.

dashie:…………… oh horse apple

Thomas the writer: what was that ?

dashie nothing dad *dashie smile* dashie: *

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ask-de-writer asked: That is good, Thomas. I do not have to worry about them too much. I can just post them as you send them and call each one Etnry # and not worry about messing up order. Have discover Luna secret tea vacuum packing plant on moon. Am testing to see if it good enough to be worth share.

Thomas the writer: Luna have a tea packing plant on the moon, I would defiantly like to try that soon when you have a chance to finish testing it

Dashie: *she walk by to Thomas while reading something in her hooves* hahaha wow this is good

Thomas the writer: hey dashie what your reading.

Dashie: oh nothing much, I just found this old love letter on your desk, when I was looking for something

Thomas the writer: *blush* um a love letter, I don’t remember writing a love letter

dashie: are you sure dad, by the look of this letter, it have somepony name go by tia

Thomas the writer: *Thomas was in shock and grab the letter from dashie and eat it* wow old paper that weird after a long time. and as for you dashie how many time I told you not to touch my stuff

dashie: sorry dad, I didn’t know that you knew that pony.

Thomas the writer: sigh it ok dashie, you didn’t know. now let go get some ice cream

dashie: cool, I want double chocolate sunday

Thomas the writer: and I wan *all of sudden Thomas felt a strange pain in his belly* I might used the bathroom before we go.

dashie: welp I guess you could say, that love letter, know it way around you hahaha

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle, I have receive wonderful Ancient Wisdom. I have just post Thomas Journal so I wait for this afternoon to post Wisdom. I have recover from Luna Vacuum Pack Tea. I have only a few problem with tummy now. I am try track down a good coffee for you instead. Wishing you better than I got this last time! -- De Writer

Thomas the writer: thanks de-writer, I saw the post and it look cool. can’t wait for everyone to enjoy the next entry of the journal.

dashie: hey dad I read something really interesting from this book

Thomas the writer: what you read ?

dashie: well de-writer say he going to look for good coffee right, so I check in the book to see any good location for coffee. but I read something that say there a really good coffee that you only find there

Thomas the writer: oh I know that one, that gotta be *Thomas stop for a moment*

dashie: what wrong dad ?

Thomas the writer: I just realize something of that coffee and I don’t want to remember it

dashie:……………. ok what you say dad

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I thank you for read of Brightmane's Foal. Was fun write. Have found new tea that be very good. Now all I have to do is get distraction for guards. They know it be very good too!

Thomas the writer: the brightmare foal, was a good read, and I enjoy it a lot. and be careful with the guards. thay can be dangerous sometimes.

dashie: hey dad, I think I got an idea of distracting the guards

Thomas the writer: …….. sigh dashie, I told you before, you can’t used my freeze spell to freeze people, even ponies.

dashie: come on dad, I be more careful next time.

Thomas the writer: that what you said, when you freeze your cooking teacher in class, when you was caught cheating on a cooking test

dashie:…. that was one time

Thomas the writer: or what about the time, when uncle was about to yell at you for breaking his favorite vase

dashie: that wasn’t my fault

Thomas the writer: I have to paid five thousand dollars for that vase

dashie: ok I won’t used freeze spell then

Thomas the writer: that a good girl

dashie: I just used the fire spell instead then

Thomas the writer:………….. *face palm*

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Have tea. T-82 still in good shape. I keep it in "snow globe pocket dimension" souvenir of 1st Iraq War. That thing from different dimension and not worry it. Besides not really big problem. Ammo and fuel, those big problem. Have tea from place better not say just now. HOWEVER IT VERY GOOD TEA! Have ask Dashie to take you big package. Was WHOLE warehouse full. Amazing deal you make when 150 mm cannon aimed properly.

Dashie: *dashie carrying a heavy load of tea on her back* here is some huff, awesome huff, tea daddy

Thomas the writer:……………. wow, now that a lot of tea, you need help dashie

Dashie: don’t worry huff dad, I think huff I got it. all I need huff to do is to put it down somewhere. *dashie saw the kitchen table and place it there* now I can rest for a second

Thomas the writer: dashie wait don’t put it on the * all the sudden the kitchen table break with the heaviness of the box of tea* kitchen table

dashie: woops sorry dad

Thomas the writer *face palm*

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I have at great expense and trouble obtained for you rare image of Thomas, render in pencil. Would you please see if it satisfactory? Also Dashie have find where I keep small espresso pot and work it. Watch out! She now very quick!

Thomas the writer: sure thing de-writer, I will check out your pencil sketch for you. but first I have to stop dashie from moving around, since she discover your secret stash of espresso. then all of sudden Thomas was spinning around like a top, after something fly past him as a speed of light. after he stop spinning he saw who it was til he knew it was dashie standing in front of him

Dashie: *eyes twitching* hey dad you want to race

Thomas the writer: dashie, now let just relax for a second before you do something wrong.

dashie: *eye twitching* come on dad I haven’t done anything wrong, all I want to do is race.

Thomas the writer: dashie you have to much espresso, you know what happened to you when you have to much

dashie: *eye twitching* ok if you want to stop me, you have to catch me.

after saying that, dashie fly off like a speed of light. Thomas have to figure out of how to stop her. then he remember that he know a spell that can help him out. Thomas concertrate his mind. until he open his eyes and it turn like cat like vision. everything around him was moving slow, until he saw dashie moving normal, Thomas open his wing and fly torse to her. dashie was flying normal until Thomas stop right in front of him.

dashie: hey how you caught up with me ?

Thomas the writer: let’s just say, I have a few trick under my hooves, if you know what I mean. now stop what are you doing. or I stop you myself.

dashie: ok dad, catch up with me dad. *dashie fly off*

Thomas the writer: …….. sigh ok *Thomas chase after her*

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I have give you thanks post for read my story How I Got Here. I have make special tea for Dashie. I think that she like it a lot. It sweeten with about a gallon of honey.

dashie: wow this tea is awesome, well not more awesome then coffee, but still awesome.

Thomas the writer: I’m glade your enjoying the tea dashie, not if your excuse me I have to go check the broom closet to clean up the muffin crumbs on the floor

when dashie was busy drinking her tea, dashie just relies something that she forgot there was something inside the closet.

dashie: dad wait there something inside the closet

Thomas the writer: like what *when he open the closet, a pile of coffee cups collection pile all over him*

dashie: ………. um dad your ok

Thomas the writer:………………..

dashie: yeah I go to my room now.

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Sorry that I so slow to say, Posted Thomas Journal Interlude Entry 5 for you. Has been up for a while. I was only just now free from Tea Combine warehouse/Jail. Have remote control T-82 handy after all. Especially if main gun work. Got Dashie a surprise. NO CAFFEINE Espresso! She sleep like a rock!

Thomas the writer: thanks for bringing dashie the no caffeine espresso for her, and like you say

dashie: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thomas the writer: she sleeping like a rock, which mean some quality time to read my book.

dashie: zzzzzzzzzz coffee zzzzzzzzzz latte zzzzzzzzzzz espresso

Thomas the writer:………….. wow even in her sleep she dreaming about coffee

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: How the Jamaican Blue Mountain? And one more thing. I have post Thomas Journal Entry 7 Much thanks.

Thomas the writer: you was right about the Jamaican blue mountain coffee, this stuff is really strong. but don’t worry dashie haven’t found the coffee yet. and I hope she doesn’t

Dashie: hey dad

Thomas the writer: *he jump up in the air and crash landed to the ground, he look up and saw dashie* dashie what are you doing scaring me like that ?

dashie: I wasn’t doing nothing dad, all I did was just say hi. by the way, have you smell coffee anywhere.

Thomas the writer: um no, there no coffee here. just tea

dashie:………………….. what kind of tea

Thomas the writer:……………. really strong tea.

dashie: that sound tasty. can I try some ?

Thomas the writer: sorry dashie, this tea is meant for me.

dashie: oh ok then, I guess I go to the kitchen and take a sip of this fine tea that in the coffee maker for myself then

Thomas the writer: ok, you do that then…………. wait …… what. dashie don’t even think about drinking that stuff.

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ask-de-writer asked: Hie, Uncle! I have receive all three part of Thomas Journal. Is look like much fun and have save as draft so I fix them all up to post and put them out in next week! Be a Thomas Celebration! Serve up much tea and coffee with fortune cookie and hom-bau on side. You come, you ask for special tea and we have just for you.

Thomas the writer: ha ha thank you de-writer, I always appreciate you take your time, and take a look at some of my stories. and the tea and coffee sound good.

dashie: yeah specially the coffee dad

Thomas the writer: dashie, I say no coffee

dashie: come on dad, please *showing puppy eyes*

Thomas the writer:………….. sigh ok just this once

dashie: yeah, thanks dad, your the best

Uncle: your a good father, Thomas

Thomas the writer: …….. yeah I got to try to be, uncle. but the best part is. being a good parent, does come with great rewards

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ask-de-writer asked: I have give to you most good post for read of War Declare. Much thanks. I have find and save the Ancient Wisdom. It most fun. Go up tomorrow. And one more thing. Have found nice wing straps keep Dashie grounded when nose in Coffee Note brews!

Thomas the writer: thanks for the cool post, I check I out when have a chance, and the straps are working perfectly to.

dashie: *she trying her best to get out* come on dad let me out of here, all I wanted is coffee note coffee

Thomas the writer: not this time dashie, speaking of coffee note.

Coffee Note: hi Thomas, just want to bring you and dashie some spice pumkin coffee for you guys since it October season.

Thomas the writer: thanks coffee note, it smell great

dashie:…………… sigh I can’t win

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I have put up latest of Thomas Journal. Much thanks for fun tale. On more serious note: Was factory recall of wing straps I give you for Dashie on espresso. Straps not nearly strong as ads claim! Less than two tonnes per cm squared. Someone at factory try save money by use fiberglass instead of carbon fiber. BEWARE of use them, On happier note, I have find for real Luna Mountain Tea. Have three kind. All great. Have send you assortment.

Thomas the writer: *he was looking at the broken straps* whelp I kinda figure dashie will break eventually. now I need to figure out where she is.

while Thomas figure out where she went. dashie was sneaking around the kitchen to find more of espresso mix to make more. she check every counter to see if it was there, but no luck. then all of sudden she saw a can mix of espresso on the kitchen table. she fly to the kitchen table, but she made sure that no one was looking especially her dad. when she about to grab the can she heard a noise of something was active. she look behind her and saw a net caught her.

dashie: hey what going on, why there a net even here ?

Thomas the writer: look like I caught me a flying fish hahaha

dashie: not funny dad, now let me go

Thomas the writer: sorry dashie, wish I could, but I going to need this can of espresso first, then I let you go. I be right back *Thomas fly off*

dashie: ………………… you may win this round father, but no one can’t stop rainbow dash

Thomas the writer: except your father

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Uncle: I have give you good post to celebrate Thomas Journal be one year old this month. To celebrate have send rare package of Krakatoa Mountain Tea. It one of only ten package left in world after Krakatoa do it thing. ~:De Writer

Thomas the writer: oh wow thank you very much de-writer, I can’t believe you have the Krakatoa mountain tea, I read a lot about this tea, they say once you drink this tea, you be feeling relax then ever before. I going to make it right now.

Thomas went to the kitchen and start boiling the hot water. he place the Krakatoa mountain tea in the tea pot and place a cup on the side. when waiting for a few minute, he heart the hot water boiling and went and grab the pot and pour the hot water in the tea pot. after stiring the hot water with the tea, he pour the tea in the cup and ready himself to drink the tea. when he have the cup by his face and about to drink the tea, all of sudden he heard the kitchen door slam wide open

dashie: HEY DAD, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ON YOUR THOMAS JOURNAL STORY

without warning Thomas spill some of the tea on himself, then he felt the burn of the hot tea and jump in the air. after jumping the air, he landed on the kitchen table and the table fell apart. and everything that was on the table is now a total mess, including his the last remain of the legendary Krakatoa Mountain Tea on the floor

Thomas the writer:…………………………

dashie:…………………. um yeah, maybe I should go and meet up with jade at uncle shop and leave you alone. *she close the kitchen door*

Thomas the writer:…………………………. sigh sometime I can’t win

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ask-de-writer: Has been most long since I speak to you. Most sorry. Have had bad time since my good friends Loki and Bubba killed. Miss mutts most much. Have question: Did you read Dragon’s Plea? And one more thing. Have Christmas and New Year gift of disarmed remote control T-82 for Dashie playhouse! Also Tea for you. Just more of north slope Mount Erebus Tea from Antarctica.

Thomas the writer: hey de-writer, it been awhile since we last chat, sorry been gone for abit, been sick around the christmas holidays. but the good news is, i getting better and thank to dashie, she been doing her best to take care of me, for the last few days.

Dashie: hey dad, i brought you my famous chicken noodle soup that you enjoy

Thomas the writer:………………….. chicken noodle soup again, sound good and yummy,

Dashie: glade to hear it dad, once you finish this bowl, i bring you another batch soon.

Thomas the writer: *he try the soup but stop before he eat it* um dashie, before you go, I been wondering what exactly did you made this chicken noodle soup

Dashie: oh that simple, tohru thought me the recipe, but i couldn’t figure out some of the ingrident, so i try other stuff, like bubble gum, some chicken, hay frie, carrots and apple, i even pick up some diffrent flowers from the garden and some green moss, that i saw growning in the ground. what you think of the soup ?

Thomas the writer: ………………………… *he gulp down the soup* i love it for every bite

Dashie: that awsome daddy, that the reason why, i made enough for both of us for the next two weeks

Thomas the writer: ……………………….. i wonder what get me, the cold or dashie soup. sigh, but anycase de-writer, i was able to read dragon plea and enjoy it alot, since i been sick for a few days, i was able to read some of the story you have on your blog, just to cheer me up, with this cold of mine. plus I’m sorry for your loss of your two friend Loki and Bubba, I hope they go a better place and thank again for this awesome tea, this tea great of getting this cold of mine being gone.

before finishing his tea, thomas heard a crash noise from his room

Thomas the writer: dashie, what was that noise,

Dashie: ………………….. nothing

Thomas the writer: really, was that nothing, is a remote control T-82 tank that de-writer, got for you for christmas and for some reason, you crash it throught a wall.

Dashie:………………………… maybe

Thomas the writer:……………………. *face palm

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Uncle: After great labor make Heracles labors look tiny, I have got Time of Destiny part 5 posted and linked. Sorry it take so long. Um, did Atlantis Tea happen to have odd side effect? It hard to hold pen, write this, flipper not well adapted to write with!

Larry Ace Wing: that great to hear that you was able to post the fifth part of the story sir, but the side effect you speak of, I don’t really see anything like that, Thomas have you had any side effect from the Atlantis tea De-writer sent you

Thomas the writer: not really, but for some reason, I have the munchies for some fish, now would you excuse me for a moment, I going to the bathroom and relax in the bath tube, I feel like I been out of the water for to long

Larry Ace Wing:…………… um De-Writer I think I need to get back to you with that side effect issue

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Uncle: I have receive Time of Destiny part. Most thank you. Will have it for post tomorrow, I hope. I have town errands and not know how long I be. I have for you new/very old tea. It grown on northwest slopes of Andes Mountains by Incas. It call blood tea but have not blood in it. It make strong the blood of drinker. I using a time cube to go get it just at harvest. Not fear for others. I put cube back where/when I find it! Not want to mess up fine story!!

Thomas the writer: thanks for the tea D-writer, I going to taste it and see how it is

Larry Ace Wing: hey Thomas, who was that and how he was able to get the time cube ?

Thomas the writer: oh! that my good friend D-writer, he from another world call equestria, but leave near by the area and bring me some good tea whenever he have the chance and the reason of how you using the time cube………. well I guess that be a mystery for me

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Uncle: is much thank that you read Sea Dragon's Gift, latest chapter. Is reader appreciation post made for it. Have also some tea for you. Is very ordinary in taste. Is grow in fields of Princess Celestia and have property of make you younger by year if drink all of package.

Princess Celestia: tommy wommy, oh tommy wommy where are you, your dear Princess Celestia is here to see you, with cake

Dashie: oh hi Princess Celestia, what bring you here

Princess Celestia: oh nothing special, i figure i come by to visit your father, with some cake that my chef made and i wanted him to try it

Dashie: you only saying that, cause you wanted to see my daddy do you ?

Princess Celestia: what! dashie, how can you say that, can’t i a simple Princess just visit my dear Boyfriend one and then, there nothing going on, i promise you that dashie

Dashie: whatever you say Princess, he should be in the kitchen making the tea that your father brought for him.

Princess Celestia: oh that nice to hear, maybe we can have some tea with the cake then, by the way dashie, what kind of tea that my father brought for Thomas

Dashie: not sure, he say he got some tea that was growing from your field, he also add that it had a very ordinary taste and it will make you younger by the years.

Princess Celestia: *she stop in the middle and drop the cake on the floor* ……………

Dashie: um Princess is something wrong ?

Princess Celestia: dashie does your father is making the tea now

Dashie: yes„ i think he already drink it, is there a problem

Princess ran pass dashie and gone to the kitchen, dashie catch up to her and then saw something that surprise her. they both see a young filly  verson Thomas, sitting on the floor, with a angry look in his face.

Dashie: phhhh hahahahahah, oh man i can’t even, hahahahahha *she fell to the floor on her back*

Princess Celestia: oh dear, tommy wommy, are you ok ?

Thomas the writer: *young voice* does i look like i’m all right, all i was doing is making tea that de-writer brought for me, then all of sudden, i becom a young colt and the worst part of this i got my young voice back, i sound adorable

Dashie: ah come on dad, you look adorable, i even can get you a blanky and put you in

Thomas the writer: *young voice* if yu finish that line young lady, once i turn back, you be gorunded for the rest of your life

Dashie: not saying a word, but i so getting my camera for this

Princess Celestia: I’m so sorry tommy wommy, my father mut the got the special poison joke flower that was growing from the field, i ask zecora to plant them there, but don’t worry Tommy wommy, you should be back to normal in 24 hours

Thomas the writer: *young voice* glade to hear that, at least things can’t get any worst

Jackie: hey Thomas, me and uncle just stop by to see if you want to play…… um thomas what happened to you

Thomas the writer: …… sigh it a long story that i don’t want to talk about

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Uncle: Am so sorry for long delay. I have today get up both Ancient Wisdom that you entrust to me. I have fix all of them with magic arrow to take reader from one to another. /// Have found you a nice, simple tea. Have great flavor and aroma. Just be careful not use too much at a time. It VERY strong tea!

Thomas the writer: thanks for the tea de-writer and you was right about aroma, it smell really strong and sweet, I wonder what happened if I accidently spill this tea on me and see what it does, like when you spill honey on yourself, you attract bees or bears, ha that would be silly, let me just enjoy this tea and

dashie: hey dad what you doing ?

Thomas the writer: * he was caught surprise for a moment and accidently spill tea on himself* dashie what do I told you about surprising me like that, great I spill tea all over me again.

dashie: what kind of tea was it

Thomas the writer: it was a simple tea, de-writer sent for me, he told me it had a strong aroma smell on it, but now I’m wearing it and I’m even sure I can remove it.

dashie: it does smell good, at least it doesn’t have any side effect right

Thomas the writer: true with that *before he say another word, he heard the door bell ring* that odd, I wonder who be at the door, *he fly for the front door and open to see who it was*

Princess Celestia: hello my dear Thomas

Thomas the writer: ………. Tia I wasn’t inspecting to see you today, what the surprise visit ?

Princess Celestia: actually, I smell something wonderful and it got me away from whatever I was doing and come all the way here and I knew it was going to be you

Thomas the writer: (holly smoke, my theory was correct, I should be impress, but now I’m scared) so Tia, do you need something to drink while your here ?

Princess Celestia: actually, I have something else in mind

Thomas the writer: ……………………..

dashie: I think in this part of the scene, you should be running dad

Thomas the writer: thanks dashie, *he started running*

Princess Celestia: can’t run away from me that easily tommy wommy

Thomas the writer: don’t call me that

dashie: I should be helping dad, but this is more fun to watch

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Uncle: I have rough sketch for you approve. Cost $2.50 as sketch. If paint, cost $7.00. I send first a small copy mark WIP. You like, tell me for color or for sketch. PayPal and I do finish piece in your inbox. Tell me you like red kind of sky and thing like that if for color. //// How Dashi doing with remote control T-82? She find ammo box I send? Also, ship you new tea from fun place I visit. Some guy name Cuthulu or like that.

Thomas the writer: I would like to be in color is no problem with me and the sky should be red color. Also Dashie is still grounded for using the tank earlier before, plus keeping an eye on the bullet you send her. But thanks for sending me the tea, I going to try and see how it test

Dashie: are you sure I can’t play the tank?

Thomas: not until your un grounded, which will be a long time

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You are most welcome for the art of demon queen Aurora's Castle, Uncle. //// About that tea I send you. If it grow tentacles, sharp knife cure that! Tentacle make a fine dish when roasted with soy and garlic.

Thomas the writer: tentacles! why will they be something like that in tea?

Tohru: excuse me Thomas, we have a little problem

Thomas the writer: what kind of problem Tohru?

Tohru: well you see, I was starting to make the tea that your friend De-Writer sent you and when I left the kitchen for a moment, I heard Uncle screaming and he was fighting something

Thomas the writer: …….. let me guess, he fighting a giant tentacles creature

Tohru: how you know?

Thomas the writer: call it a hunch, just get me a kitchen Knife, frying pan, soy sauce and garlic

Tohru: why you need those items?

Thomas the writer: I going to make some seafood and one more thing, get me extra garlic, since Uncle love garlic.

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I like that one a lot. It explains how Dashie found her way to you. So that I could give you this fine tea. It have odd property of make some time go away but harmless, I think! Also, have small rack of ammo for Dashie T82.

Thomas the writer: thanks for the Tea De-writer and your right about the story Dashie wrote, it was very interesting and she must the want to tell me about, but figure writing it instead was good for her. now the ammo you want me to give to Dashie for her T82, I have to hold that for her, since she grounded from using it ever again.

Dashie: remind me again of why I’m grounded

Thomas the writer: remember you took it for show and tell at school for gifted unicorn and accidently destroy the head master office.

Dashie: I did?

Thomas the writer: yes you did Dashie, I was call out from something important and talk to her.

Dashie: well I don’t remember of that ever happen.

Thomas the writer: what do you mean never happen, then why I had to be call out and head for the head master office then.

Dashie: oh that because you came to see your dear daughter and you love me very much.

Thomas the writer: I do Dashie, but what about the head master?

Dashie: the head master had no clue of that ever happen, thanks for De-writer Time tea, she had no clue of that event ever happened in the first place.

Thomas the writer: …… you use one of De-writer teas on the head master

Dashie: yup, remind me to thank grandpa De-writer for the Tea, it came in handy for me.

Thomas the writer: …….. sigh, kids today

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Uncle: De Writer here with many congratulations on followers. To celebrate I have give Dashie a package of special Green Tea for you. It from the Emerald Isle but have fun property. Tea is plain brown when brew. When you drink, it turn you green! Only for hour or two. But it really good flavor!

Thomas the writer: thank you for the nice gift De-writer, I’m really glad this blog was able to reach so far in followers and can’t wait to see what will happen next, now for the tea you sent us however, I ask Dashie to start making it for us to drink and hope she doesn’t taste it before.

Dashie: daddy!

Thomas the writer: what the matter *before he could say her name, he see his daughter fur was all green, except for her rainbow mane* Dashie, is that you

Dashie: of course it me dad and you got a lot of explaining to do

Thomas the writer: it either that your fur turn green or your starting a new look

Dashie: *she stare at him with anger* try to guess one of them

Thomas the writer: I haven’t done anything wrong Dashie, I’m telling the truth.

Dashie: really, so your telling me that you said that the coco bean that Grandpa De-writer sent us, wasn’t meant to turn pony fur into green.

Thomas the writer: well I kinda did said that De-writer sent us some Emerald Isle tea and the leaves colors look like coco bean, which made you think he sent us hot chocolate.

Dashie: ………… so dad, how long does this last anyway.

Thomas the writer: well De-writer said the effect only last for two hours and after that you be back to normal

Dashie: but what happen if you eat it instead of drinking it?

Thomas the writer: who would be crazy enough to eat it like that

Dashie: dad we’re ponies, we eat hay burgers and flower sandwich now and then.

Thomas the writer: point taken, well I guess I give De-writer a call and see whatanswers he would have for this situation

Dashie: but if he don’t

Thomas the writer: I know a good barber that can shave all the fur off

Dashie: ……… not funny dad

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Uncle: De Writer send you most Happy Birthday wish which include a new package of tea for you! I am not sure about this tea at all. One day the box just appear in my warehouse. Surely the note on it that say "Danger! Do not open until Thomas Birthday!" is just some joke. I hope.

Thomas the writer: *he look at the box with his name on it*

Dashie writer: hey dad, aren’t you going to open it?

Thomas the writer: I want to, but it said danger and I’m worried it might be something dangerous and it going to try and surprised me of something.

Dashie writer: come on dad, it can’t be that bad, even though some of de-writer teas tend to have some crazy side effects.

Thomas the writer: which is more reason I’m afraid to open it.

Dashie writer: ok then, if you won’t open it *she walk towards the box* I will

Thomas the writer: Dashie wait

When dashie open the box, a large puff of smoke appear out of the box and blind both Dashie and Thomas. Thomas try to see through the smoke, when he call out to dashie, not only she find her, but there was someone else to. Thomas see his little sister Nova was atop on Dashie back, dress up in a fancy clothing, Thomas was a little confuse of what going on, so he ask her of what she doing

Thomas the writer: Nova, what are you doing here or better question, how you got here?

Nova: I’m here to celebrate your birthday big brother, but how I got here is simple really, but a very story to add.

Thomas the writer: you shrink yourself to fit inside the box and teleport to de-writer warehouse, so you could had him to bring it over, so I can open it and you pop out as a surprise.

Nova: yup

Thomas the writer: ….. sigh, sometimes I wonder about you Nova

Nova: *she walk towards him and hug her brother* but you always happy to see me

Thomas the writer: let’s stick with the loving part, for now

Nova: I take what I can get and happy birthday big brother

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Uncle: So happy that you have new charger! I celebrate by send Dashie to you with new tea! It perfectly OK, in fact it say so on package! Package say "OAK HAY TEA!" Some small print about warning to use but surely that not important!

Thomas the writer: I’m happy to be back online and can’t wait to start writing stories again real soon. but now this Oak Hay tea seem to be good, but still curious about the warning print though

Dashie: there nothing wrong with the tea dad *she drink it* it actually really good.

Thomas the writer: *he read the warning print* said here that I got to be extra careful of the Oak Hay tea, may cause high level of sneezing.

Dashie: that sound crazy dad, how can it be possible *she start to felt something in her nose and then all of sudden to sneeze loudly* wow, that was weird, did I hit something

Thomas the writer: yeah you did, you sneeze me across the room and I hit the wall hard.

Dashie writer: sorry dad, at least I finish *then all of sudden she feel another one coming and sneeze again* dad are you alright

Thomas the writer: can you just get me a paper towel, I’m cover in snot and there some places I don’t want to say right now.

Dashie writer: sorry dad and thanks for the tea De-writer

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Uncle: I have question about See Story. Did you read the whole story or just mark a like on it? Plus, I have for you a fine gift. It is TEA BAG. Only open it a tiny bit to get enough tea for day of use. Open it too much and it could cause a bit of problem!

Thomas the writer: greeting de-writer and yes I was able to read that story, it was a really good read and I enjoy it alot. Also thanks for the gift to, although at first trying to open the tea bag was hard, but after awhile it became easy.

Dashie writer: speak for yourself dad, I try to get some tea for bed and once I open the bag, I flood the whole kitchen with tea.

Thomas the writer: and who the one who had to clean your mess again.

Dashie writer: you did dad and I haven’t forgotten about it.

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Uncle, I have question about that new tea that I send you. Why did you take it the Army Mage Weapon Test Range? It wasn't THAT dangerous! Was it?  

Princess Celestia: greeting father, I’m sorry for his absence, but Thomas having a little problem with his little sister, which have something to do with your tea you send him.

Across from the throne room, Thomas was trying his best to dodge some of Nova energy attack, each one was a lot stronger the next one. When he stop moving for a moment to take quick break he notice one was coming towards him, but lucky to summon a shield and block the attack, Thomas sigh a little that he was grateful that he had enough energy to save himself from that blast. He heard a chuckle from a distance from him, knowing that his sister was having to much fun with this, Thomas look at her and start asking her nicely to stop.

Thomas the writer: Nova you need to stop this right now, before someone get hurt

Nova: but we are having too much fun big brother, this is the first time I’m using energy attack like this and beside de-writer tea effect only last a few hours, so in the mean time *she summon another energy ball* how about a game of magic tag and remember you're still it.

Thomas the writer: note to self, never let Nova try de-writer dangerous teas, especially the one that can harm me.

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Thanks, Thomas! I need it for the drawing. I hope that the new tea gave satisfaction. Surely you did not try to brew it after Midnight, did you?

Thomas the writer: ……… well you could say that, *he heard bangging at the nail down door*

Princess Celestia: oh Tommy wommy, would you please open the door for me and let me have some fun with you

Thomas the writer: *he head for the door and started moving some stuff to barricade the door* ok so I might have made the tea after midnight, Tia came back home from a very long meeting and made her feeling tired, as a good husband I try to make her some tea, but didn’t relies it was the tea you send me. *he felt some movement and see Tia trying to break the door*

Princess Celestia: come now Tommy wommy, the more you keep me away from you, the more I want you

Thomas the writer: ……….. let just say your tea have a strange effect on Tia and she on one of her mood swing and I don’t think she going to stop any time soon.

Princess Celestia: *she push the door a little and have an open space to show her face* please Tommy wommy, I only want to have some quality time with you

Thomas the writer: Tia you do relies we have young people reading this you know

Princess Celestia: then I guess they have to learn this stuff, the sooner the better.

Thomas the writer: well the good news is your still behind that door and I’m safe *he was cut from his words, when he felt something that was behind him, he turn around and see it was Princess Celestia* here

Princess Celestia: well now, your not safe anymore, my precious husband

Thomas the writer: ……… we going to cut it from here De-writer, it going to be one of those night.

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Uncle, Not only have I found you possibly the MOST INTERESTING tea yet, I made you a post to thank you for suggesting the SOMETIME LATER story. About the tea, It is no problem at all to use! Just have a machete handy when you open the package. Chop off anything growing out of the box, close the box and brew what you chop off!

Thomas the writer: thanks for the delightful message De-writer and I really appreciated for this box of tea you sent us. Sunset and I are about to get ready to open the box and see what inside.

Sunset: are you sure I need this father

Thomas the writer: knowing De-writer for a long time, we best be ready for anything that going to hit us.

Thomas walk towards the box and start examine it a little, he look at it and inspect for any sign of danger. When he was about to open the top, his son call out his name and ask him a question

Sunset: father, what if it some sort of monster that have a strange T.V. screen and start laughing and stuff

Thomas the writer: Sunset, that the most silliest thing you ever said, there is no way a monster like that even excited.

when he open the box, plant like arms and body appear out of the box, Thomas step away from it and see the plant like creature take large size. the creature almost reach the roof of the building and stop itself for growing any bigger. in the center of the creature body, a television screen just turn on and show a happy smile, until it start laughing in a twisted way.

Omega Flowey: well, well, well, two little ponies for me to play. let see how long you two last, when Flowey eat your souls.

Thomas the writer: ……….. Sunset

Sunset: yes dad?

Thomas the writer: gather up some friends, we going to fill this room with …. Determination

Sunset: …………………..

Omega Flowey: ……………. no offense buddy, but even I think that pun was bad

Thomas the writer: can’t blame a pony for trying

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Uncle: In return for your recent most kind help and encouragement, I have found some special tea for you! It is very old and the label is much worn but I am ALMOST sure that it says GENSING FLUID TEA. Of course, it may possibly be something else. But what other tea kind of word would begin GEN? It if from there that the label becomes too worn to read! Enjoy!

Thomas the writer: thanks again for the tea De-writer, even though it hard for me to read label, but I guess it got to be ginger flavor. now let see if the hot water is ready, so I can give this tea a try

Thomas head for the kennel and notice the hot water was boiling, he grab the kennel and pour it in the teacup. once he done that, he added some of the tea that De-writer send him in the cup and let it settle for a moment. once the tea cool down, Thomas took a few sip from his teacup and was impress of the taste

Thomas the writer: I will have to admit, the tea taste not half bad, it have a bitter taste in flavor, but not half bad. *while drinking the tea, he notice on the table that there was a note from Princess Celestia, it said that she was passing by to pick him up for a very important meeting they need to go. Thomas spit out the tea remember what he was meant to do* oh sweet Celestia, I nearly forgot that Tia was coming here to pick me for that boring meeting, what I meant to say important meeting. I better take a quick shower and get myself ready, I finish the rest of the tea later.

once he place the tea on the table, he head for the bathroom and begin to take his shower. several hours later, Thomas was done taking his shower and start walking for his bedroom, he was plan to fix his mane, but figure he find something to wear first and then fix it later. while searching something good to wear for the meeting, he heard someone was knocking his door and it was a voice he known too well.

Princess Celestia: oh Tommy wommy, it me your dear wife Princess Celestia, is it possible that I can come in to see you?

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* ugh, for peek sake Tia, how many time I have to tell you to stop calling me that, it getting annoying every time I hear it.

Princess Celestia: hang on, who is this talking?

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* what do you mean who is this, you know it me Tia

Princess Celestia: I don’t know who you are miss, but I know what my husband voice sound like and you don’t sound like him

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* Tia you know it me, it’s Thomas the writer, your husband.

Princess Celestia: I don’t know

Thomas the writer:  *girl voice* look Tia, if you want proof, then come inside and take a look

Princess Celestia wasn’t sure if she want to go inside, but she can’t reject the invite, so she gone inside. once inside, Princess Celestia look around to see where her husband had gone, but all she find was a mare with a mess up mane that was covering her face. Princess Celestia look at the mare and demand her to see where her husband had gone.

Princess Celestia: alright miss, where is my Tommy wommy or else you be going to have some BAD time with me.

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* I keep on telling you Tia, it’s me, I’m standing in front of you

Princess Celestia: you can’t be him, Thomas is a lot taller than you and his mane wasn’t that long, plus he had a cutie that look *once she look at her flank, she notice that the mare had the same cutie mark, like her husband Thomas. Princess Celestia was shock and her face went all red* Thomas is that really you?

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* sigh, yes Tia, it really me, who else you think I am

Princess Celstia: …….. you could say that your not a colt anymore

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* ….. what are you talking about?

Princess Celestia: ….. well *she look around the bedroom and found a brush and mirror, she fix Thomas mane, then present the mirror in front of him* you best take a look and see.

Thomas look at the mirror and was shock to see who it was, he was looking at himself, but as a mare. Princess Celestia saw that Thomas was all quite, he look at himself and turn around to notice anything else change. he even look below and was all blush that a certain area was gone. Thomas was plan to scream, but took a deep breath and relax.

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* I"M A GIRL

Princess Celestia: well you took that well, also your a mare, not just a girl

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* either or, but I’m a mare, I don't  know how this happen,

Princess Celestia: were you working on a spell or something

Thomas the writer: I haven’t work on any magic for the past few weeks, since I was busy looking for Dashie

Princess Celestia: well do you remember what you was doing a moment before you became  *blush* a mare

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* the only thing I was doing was having *he pause himself for a moment and relies something, he walk pass Celestia and head for the kitchen, once he got there he look at the tea bag that De-writer and read the label*

Princess Celestia: what wrong Thomas, you just walk pass by without saying a word

Thomas the writer: *girl voice*  that because I just figure out what turn me into a mare

Princess Celestia: you do, what was it then

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* this bag of tea your father send me was meant to be a simple ginger tea.

Princess Celestia: *she look at the tea bag* um known offence Tommy wommy, this isn’t ginger tea

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* then what was it then?

Princess Celestia: it’s Gensing Fluid Tea, it was my father personal joke tea, whenever he feel like to …. prank anyone and change their gender

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* …….. sigh, I can’t believe I fell for one of De-writer tea trap again and I though I learn the last time, from his crazy tea gift.

Princess Celestia: there, there Tommy Wommy, it not all bad, you do look cute as a mare.

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* oddly enough to say this, I could easily pull off for one of this mare magazine

Princess Celestia: ….. don’t push your luck Thomas. but any case, I wish we can change you back to normal, but we need to go to the meeting hall soon, we got a very important meeting to attend to and we can’t be late as it is.

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* well I can’t go like this *he shake his flank*

Princess Celestia: *she blush* point taken, I guess I have no other choice then

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* what other …….. no

Princess Celestia: you have no idea what I was going to say

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* I know what your going to say and the answer is no

Princess Celestia: come now Tommy wommy, you would good in a 

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* I’m not going to wear a dress and that final

several hours later at Princess Celestia personal closet.

Princess Celestia: there now, after a few fight and pull some dress that would fit you properly, you look actually incredible.

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* ….. I feel like I was push in a blender

Princess Celestia: *she laugh* oh Tommy wommy, your adorable when your mad. now let get going, we don’t want to be late for the meeting

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* fine, like things can’t get anything worse …… um Tia

Princess Celestia: yes Thomas

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* if I need to go, how I use the restroom again

Princess Celestia: ………. oh brother 

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I posted some fun things for you to read or look at, Uncle. Have the best of Halloweens or Nightmare Nights. Tonight's tea was watered by Lethe and it wash out bad memory and leave only the good. You have been the best friend that an old De Writer could have.

Thomas the writer: thank you De-writer, you been a great friend a pony can ask for, I was able to read some of the nightmare night story you post the other and they were always a good read. As for the tea you sent me, I can feel the bad memories finally leaving mind *he close his eyes for a moment and tears coming out* sorry sometimes feel sad when remember the good time.

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Uncle! I have tea gift for you! Is never ending tea box! Open tea box in large bowl. Put in some of your favorite tea and close box quickly! Enough tea will be left in the bowl for six or seven pots, unless you are slow closing it. Might be more tea then. After first time use, just open tea box in bowl and close quickly. You have all tea you could want!

Princess Celestia: so remind me again what my father brought us again Tommy wommy

Thomas the writer: I thought we agree you won’t call me that anymore

Princess Celestia: we agree a lot of things, but no I will never going to give up my favorite nickname for you

Thomas the writer: ……. sigh, anyway, De-writer send us some sort of box that make infinite amount of tea, not only one kind of tea, but hundred different brand that you find across equestria

Princess Celestia: that mean, I can have my favorite sun flower herbal tea from manehatten tea shop

Thomas the writer: maybe they it could make the green tea Uncle make at his shop from the Chan world

Princess Celestia: you think it could do that?

Thomas look inside the box and notice two pot of tea, he took a whip of the smell and already knew what they are

Thomas the writer: holy celestia, these two tea pot have both your sunflower herbal tea and Uncle green tea

Princess Celestia: wow I can’t believe it work

Thomas the writer: me too, especially the tea pot are nice and hot too

Princess Celestia: I’m happy that father send you a nice and thoughtful gift, now we can have all the tea we want, without worrying of running out.

Thomas the writer: I sure am Tia, but still a little upset with that one particular tea, that turn me into a mare

Princess Celestia: come on Tommy wommy, you was able to change back to normal

Thomas the writer: after a one night session of Luna slumber party, the thing I saw isn’t something I don’t want to talk about it

Princess Celestia: you mean Luna ask you to wear a maid outfit, to help serve the guest at the slumber party

Thomas the writer: *blush* Tia, not everyone need to know that

Princess Celestia: woops I forgot *she laugh* but beside about the tea you shale not talk about, what we are going to do with the extra tea you made from the box

Thomas the writer: well we got both the green tea and your sunflower tea, let check the kitchen and have some cookies

Princess Celestia: goody, maybe there be cake

Thomas the writer: I’m not really a fan for cake, but if there any we share a slice together

Princess Celestia: *she stop walking and glare at her husband*  the cake is mine and no one shale not touch it.

Thomas the writer: ……….. gulp ok no touching your cake

Princess Celestia: *she smile* that good to hear *she kiss him by the cheek* come along dear, I meet you at the kitchen

Thomas the writer: ……. sigh sometimes she scare me, yet I love her

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Dashie writer: um hello de-writer, dad told me what happened and I'm really sorry for your loss. I wish there something I can do, but I have this package of tea call tea of hope, it's a special kind of leaf that cheer ponies up. I hope you like it

Dear Dashie:  I am sure that I will try it very soon.  It sounds like just the sort of thing that I need, right now.

All that I need to do is armor the kitchen against possible side effects and I will brew some right up!

Will contact you again as soon as I have tried it.

De Writer.

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Thomas the writer: greeting de-writer, I hope you doing well with everything, but you won't believe the crazy news I have to tell you. I was counting my stories I wrote and I written 367 or more stories, over the past 4 years. I can't believe it

That is totally amazing and wonderful!!

I am proud of you! 

I have special tea that will be perfect for this news!  It is just a nice black tea, also good for ink! 

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Happy Birthday, Uncle!!  I have for you a special tea!  Brew up and you will see it perfect for party.  No need for party poppers as long as the tea lasts!

Inside the royal dining hall, everyone from all over canterlot are having a good celebrating someone birthday, most of the ponies are drinking the tea that princess celestia father de-writer made. In the center of it all Thomas was busy shaking a lot of pony hooves, thanking them for coming, while princess celestia counted all the gift that her husband had gotten.

Princess celestia: it sure is nice that a lot of pony came for your birthday Tommy wommy

Thomas the writer: it sure is and all it take for de-writer tea to make a party that never end. Oh though it would be nice to take a breather from shaking every pony hooves for so long

Princess celestia: I agree my dear, if I have to look at another box of present, I would lose it.

Thomas the writer: stay close behind me Tia, I use my magic to teleport us out of here.

Princess celestia: you don’t need to Thomas, today your birthday, so I do it for you

While everyone were looking away, princess celestia use her magic to teleport both Thomas and herself out of the dining hall. Once out of the room, princess celestia and Thomas teleported the roof area of the canterlot castle, Thomas felt a little dizzy, but mange to be ok.

Princess celestia: your feeling alright Tommy wommy?

Thomas the writer: a little dizzy, it been awhile since I teleported like that in a while, but I will be ok.

Princes celestia: *she stand next to Thomas and gave him a hig* I be careful next time, but right now I’m glad we are away from the party for a moment.

Thomas the writer: me too, but it nice to see that a lot of pony came to see for my birthday.

Princess celestia: of course my dear, your a very important pony, also a very important husband to me. I also wanted to get you a nice present for you, but I figure I give you a kiss instead.

Thomas the writer: I be alright with that Tia, if your happy to kiss me

Princess celestia: *she laugh* you know I’m always happy kissing you Thomas

When Thomas and celestia were about to kiss each other, instead of kissing in the lips, they kiss an unwanted guess that appear right in the middle of them. Princess celestia and Thomas loo and notice it was Nova that interfere their kiss, she blush a little and start to laugh that she steal both their kiss.

Nova: aww it’s nice of you two to give me a kiss like that, at least I know you care about me that much, especially you princess

Princess celestia: what are you doing here Nova

Nova: simple really, I’m here to celebrate my big brother birthday *she hug her brother* when I saw you two dissappear from the party, I had no other choice to see if my big brother was OK

Thomas the writer: I’m doing fine nova, would you mind that Tia and I are in the middle of something

Nova: I will leave you two be, after I give you a kiss on the cheek

Princess celestia: Nova,  I’m going to get you for this and I’m going to enjoy kicking your flank

Nova: oh no, got to run big brother *she teleported*

Princess celestia: your not getting away that easy *she teleported*

Thomas the writer: …. sigh happy birthday to me

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Uncle: De Writer knows that you are on Hiatus but he wishes to thank you for stopping by his blog and leaving all of those amazing likes and reading so many stories. For this kindness, I give you a package of ALACRA-TEA. It lets you read much faster! Enjoy it in a library!

Thomas the writer: thanks again for the tea De-writer, with it, it made reading a whole lot easier. in fact, I was able to read the first two or three shelf of books, from Princess Celestia personal study room. I wasn’t sure I be able to read that much, but after drinking this stuff, I can read them with no problem

Princess Celestia: hey Thomas, have you see my favorite book on space and time

Thomas the writer: second shelf, right next to the book of a thousand cakes design, don’t know why you have that book there

Princess Celestia: hey, this is my personal collection, be lucky that your husband, that I’m allowing you to read my stuff.

Thomas the writer: true, especially, since I was able to find your secret diary

Princess Celestia: what the, where did you find it

Thomas the writer: in the one book, that you never would touch

Princess Celestia: I knew I shouldn’t keep it there, now Thomas, hand over my diary, before you get hurt

Thomas the writer: dear diary, today I was plan to head over to a tea party my sister was having and I heard rumors that she was having a special custom cake, that was shape like

Princess Celestia: *she use her magic and teleport right next to him, but she miss fire and landed atop of him instead, which she was able to stop him from reading more* oops, sorry tommy, wommy, are you alright under there

Thomas the writer: part of me is happy, but I think I broken one or two of my ribs.

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Uncle: Welcome back! I was much delighted to see so much new things on your blog! To make your return a happy one, I have send you a big box of PAR-TEA! When you brew it, be quick to keep silly hats and streamers from getting soaked!

Thomas the writer: thank you again for the nice message de-writer and it good to be back on Tumblr, also I really like the tea a lot, especially with these party hats and streamers.

Nova: big brother

Thomas the writer: oh Nova, I didn’t know you was here, I though Tia was coming here

Nova: she is, but she having a hard time, getting around with these party streamers.

Thomas the writer: why that?

Nova: well firstly, these streamers won’t brake easily and they are so long, the streamers reach the other side of the library

Thomas look at the streamers and notice that it was all over the place. now the library, is nothing more but a giant maze

Thomas the writer: ok, didn’t see this coming

Princess Celestia: tommy wommy, where are you

Thomas the writer: at the center of the library, where are you?

Princess Celestia: I don’t know, one minute I enter in the library to give you a welcome back cake, then the next minute I walk in through a maze of streamers and I think I got myself lost

Nova: *she laugh* the princess of canterlot, got herself lost in her own library

Princess Celestia: would you mind tell your sister, if she joke like that again, I would kill her. now are you going to help me find my way through this or not

Thomas the writer: no worries Tia, just walk straight and then make a left

Princess Celestia: your said left

Thomas the writer: right

Princess Celestia: ok right it is then

Thomas the writer: no Tia, that lead to *he heard some crashes* the old collection of butterflies

Princess Celestia: I though you said turn right

Thomas the writer: no I said left, not right

Princess Celestia: which is why I ask you that, then you say right

Thomas the writer: no, left is right and right is wrong

Princess Celestia: then I need to turn left then

Thomas the writer: right

Princess Celesia: but I already turn right

Thomas the writer: oh for Luna cake

Luna: did someone said cake

Thomas the writer: not you Luna

Nova: oh man, this is getting good by the minute

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Thomas: I loved your birthday story! Nova actually being nice for a change! Loved her kids, too! Made you up a special tea for Tia and Luna. It stop their arguing and bickering, at least until their voices come back in an hour or so!

Thomas the writer: I’m happy you like the story De-writer, it was a really nice story for my birthday, even though it was three months ago.

Dashie writer: but I’m still surprised that Nova is a mother and she actually acted nice to her three kids.

Thomas the writer: Nova can act nice now and then, even though she prefer being her little sneaky self more, then being nice all day.

Dashie writer: well either or, we going to be seeing them more, if Nova feel like it. But speaking of De-writer, did he said that he send some tea for Princess Celestia and Luna?

Thomas the writer: actually he did, something about making them not talk for an hour or two.

Dashie writer: do you think it works?

Thomas the writer: if De-writer tea able to turn me into a mare, then most definitely it going to work

Dashie writer: speaking of that das, do you think you could drink the tea again and go to the sister hooves social with me

Thomas the writer: absolutely not, after that whole embarrassing moment at that meeting and that sleepover party that Luna made me dress up a maid, not doing that again

Dashie writer: ok, but it will be a lot of fun

Thomas and Dashie reach the royal garden and found the two sister, exactly where they left them. They notice that the both of them are starring at each other, but not saying a word. Thomas and Dashie got up close to them and see what going on.

Thomas the writer: well now, it seem like you two stop yelling at each other, is everything is fine now

Princess Celestia and Luna not said a word.

Dashie writer: why aren’t they saying a word.

Thomas the writer: *he look at the ground and notice two tea cup* it look like they drank De-writer tea

Dashie writer: so that mean, they can’t say a word

Princess Celestia and Luna still didn’t say a word.

Thomas the writer: it seem that way, it too bad though, it they said something, we could have share my birthday cake with them

Princess Celestia: *her eyes were wide open, when he said cake*

Dashie writer: yeah and it’s a really good one, but since they can’t talk, it all for us now.

Thomas the writer: yep and for you two, continue what your doing and we be back in an hour

Dashie writer: bye for now

Princess Luna try to call them out, but can’t say anything, she look at her older sister and stare at her, with the evil eye. Princess Celestia roll her eyes, knowing it doesn’t work on her. Princess Luna was more mad and start fighting her, then the next thing you know, both of them fighting like a silent film style

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Thomas the writer: hey De-writer, it seem like someone like timid-track drawing a lot

I sure looks that way, Thomas, My Friend!

Best laughing De Writer that I have seen!  You looked pretty cute in the maid outfit too!

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* well at least it look good on me, all thanks of your crazy teas of yours that turn me into a mare again. I mean I should have learn better the first time I drink that tea.

Dashie writer: well I guess next time you be careful what you drink, you never know what kind of surprise you get. Especially the surprise to see my dad or should I say mom, in a maid outfit

Thomas the writer: *girl voice* Rainbow Dash writer, call me that again or you be grounded for the rest of your life

Dashie writer: ….. yes dad, won’t happen again

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Uncle:  Here is poem you ask for me to write.

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Thomas the writer: I still remember asking you to write this poem for Dashie. I’m still happy to see this poem and after five years of crazy adventure, I’m happy that Dashie is part of my life.

Dashie writer: and I’m happy to find you dad, just happy that you could forgive me now and then for all the trouble you have to deal with me.

Thomas the writer: of course I do Dashie, but that doesn’t mean your off the hook from using the remote control cannon and damage the castle wall

Dashie writer: I did say I was sorry

Thomas the writer: I know but still grounded

Dashie writer: darn it

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Thomas, my friend!  Are you sure that Dashie does not need MORE AMMUNITION for the Remote Control T82 Main Battle Tank that I gave her for an Educational Toy?

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Thomas, my Friend!! Thank you for mentioning me as Celestia and Luna's dad. So many forget that they had someone (me) to look after their foalhood! In thanks, I have for you special tea! It taste great all day. Just do not brew it after sunset!

Thomas the writer: it’s no problem at all De-writer, we are a family after and as your son-in-law, I had to make sure to remind Tia to mention about you from their childhood days. Also thanks again for another one of your tea, I make sure to brew them, before sun down.

Princess Celestia: hey Tommy wommy, can you help me with something

Thomas the writer: sure Tia, what the matter

Princess Celestia: well you know how Luna and I deal with the sun the moon, we’ll I want to bring the sun down and have Luna raise the moon, but I don’t see Luna anywhere

Thomas the writer: Luna went missing, when was the last time you saw her?

Princess Celestia: I’m not sure, the last time I saw Luna was at the royal kitchen, she was complaining about her headache she had for weeks and need something to clear mind. I figured as a nice older sister, I made her some tea to help her wipe out those nasty headache.

Thomas the writer: so you made Luna some tea, where else did she went?

Princess Celestia: I know after I made the tea, she went to her room to get some sleep. But once I past by her room, she wasn’t there and I ask everyone if they saw her, but no one haven’t seen her all day.

Thomas the writer: I see, we’ll then I think I had a good idea where she could be.

Princess Celestia: really, how you figure that out already.

Thomas the writer: you said you made some tea for Luna, where did you found it

Princess Celestia: I was able to find some tea on the …… *hoove palm* oh no, don’t tell me the tea came from my father.

Thomas the writer: yup

Princess Celestia: sigh, what kind of side effects the tea had this time?

Thomas the writer: not sure, De-writer said that never make the tea before Sun down and he also mentioned it have a ever lasting effect make you feel wide awake

Princess Celestia: if that true, then that mean Luna never raise the moon the past few night

Thomas the writer: oh she did alright, but you should look out the window

Princess Celestia did what he said and take a quick out the window. What she see was a giant size moon, sitting by their backyard of the csnterlot garden. Princess Celestia mouth was wide open, had no clue what to say about the situation. Thomas tap on Tia and pointed out that he found Luna, atop on the moon, she see Princess Luna laying on a beach chair, sipping a cold beverage, while bathing the sun. Princess Celestia got her act together and start walking.

Thomas the writer: where are you going?

Princess Celestia: to get Luna off the moon and talk to my dear father about his crazy tea

Thomas the writer: ….. sigh, one happy family indeed

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I thank you for read of A Day in the Antique Trade. I have made you reader appreciation post for do so. Sorry I spring my know of Tia and Luna on you. They was good filly. Only mess up a little. Like that Edict of Banishment on me. A few other tiny thing like Nightmare Wars but learn real well and now make their old foster dad proud!

Thomas the writer: well like my father always tell me, kids will be kids, even thought that one time when nova almost sent the entire school building to the other realm once. and trust me it took me every ounce of energy to bring the entire school back to the real world. but still I’m still surprise that Tia and Luna are your daughters and hoping that she would have told me all about this sooner.

Celestia: do we have to argue about this tommy wommyThomas the writer: would you please stop calling me that, it still silly

Celestia: but I like calling you my tommy wommy, your special to me * she hug him*

Thomas the writer:…………….. sigh and your my special…………… my special

Celestia: oh come on now Thomas you can still call me that special name

Thomas the writer:……………. sigh (I so gonna hit my head for this) your my specialpony princess Tia

Celestia: oh you know how to make me happy, now I be right back, I got a special gift for youThomas the writer: *

Thomas grab a paper bag and barf right in there, then throw the bag away* now I know the reason I broke up with her, no wait the other reason was of my mother is the demon queen, but still it nice to be with Tia again, she still the same pony that I knew a long time ago and since she is de-writer daughter, at least I will try to be nice

Celestia: here is your gift ThomasThomas the writer:…………….. what is it?

Celestia: it a Christmas sweater and it got a good santa face on itThomas the writer: but Tia it the middle of November

Celestia: I know Thomas, but I can’t help it, so I want you to try it onThomas the writer:……………….. (help me. Again)

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: For question I have, you answer please. You like See Story part 1, I saw. Did you read the rest of tale or just part one? Need know for reader post. Thanks, De Writer. PS Have found Atlantis Sea Weed Tea! not bad, but a bit salty! Have send package with Dashie for your collection.

Dashie: so dad, what you think about the sea weed tea

Thomas the writer: a little salty like de-writer said, but taste pretty good. oh and to answer your question de-writer, I was able to read the see story part one when I saw it. I know I only read part one for sure. But I do enjoy reading it thought, as always brilliant work.

The door bell rangThomas the writer: dashie, can you see who that at the door

dashie: sure thing dad * she went to the door and open to see who it was, then she saw a giant squid. she stay for a moment and then close the door and went back to her dad*

Thomas the writer: so who was it dashie

dashie: ……………….. trust me dad, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Have give reader appreciation post for read of Blindsided. Much thanks. Also have two tip for you. First is NEVER use Yangtze river water to make tea. It worse than mud! And One Other Thing: Remote control T-82 is NOT amphibious! Best not ask how I find out!

Thomas the writer: it’s no problem de-writer and I will keep in mind on those two advice as well.

dashie: hey da, how come de-writer always have a lot of those remote control T-82 and thanks whenever he goes get certain teas and stuff

Thomas the writer: well dashie, that a mystery that will never be solved

Jarred Tech: hey Thomas, I have a order of top secret explosive that I need to deliver for someone and he told me you know him.

Thomas the writer: Jarred, you been selling him some of those stuff

Jarred Tech: hey, somebody got to make living am I right

dashie: hay dad, how this guy?

Thomas the writer: he just a friend dashie, tech, just bring the stuff somewhere else and go

Jarred Tech: sure thing, I just put it on your bill

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Most sorry that you been ill. I receive your reply to my note. Make happy that you have read Dragon’s Plea. I have send you three packages. One have some tea from central Tibet. One have bad temper old hen not lay eggs for long time. Make own air holes with beak. Handle with care and make better soup. Last package contain remote control override device for Dashie playhouse T-82.

Thomas the writer: thanks for the tea and the soup, but the best gift for last is the remote control to override dashie T-82. *he used the control and take over dashie T-82*

Dashie: hey, why i having a hard time controling my T-82 ?

Thomas the writer: ………………………. wasn’t me

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I have thank you for read of Caramel Treat’s Lunch! which I write! I have send you gift of antic teapot collection that I stumble across in tomb of Emperor Hang He Hei! Had very short reign. One of the pots here might be why. Wash most careful or sell for money to buy tea.

Thomas the writer: *he examining the tea pot* wow this tea pot from emperor hang he hei is amazing, it got to be at least 2,000 year old. i would used it for serving tea, but at this condition, it would be dangerous for me even used it. all i have to do now is put it in the safe box and place it in the closet so i can bring figure it out what to do with it.

he place the ancient tea pot in the safe box and carry it on his back to his study room. just before he reach his study room, his daughter dashie stop and call his name, almost made him drop the box, but lucky for him to caught it with his hooves before it fell to the ground.

Thomas the writer: dashie, i thought i say no yelling when you call someone name outDashie: sorry dad, i thought i want to let you know that i join the music class in school today

Thomas the writer: that nice to hear dashie, what kind of instrument are you playing ?

Dashie: *went back to her room and grab a turn table and a bass in front of her* time to drop the bass

she turn on the bass and large music roam around the apartment,

everything around the area that was nail to the ground started falling and several glass item break, when Thomas was shaking to the bass, he accidentally drop the box in his hooves and it fell to the ground. Thomas walk to dashie and unplug the bass.

Dashie: hey come on dad, you kill the wubb

Thomas the writer: dashie i have three thing to say before your grounded, one that music was too loud, but cool, two thanks to that music it broke a 2,000 year old tea pot

Dashie: and what number three

Thomas the writer: and number three……………. help me clean up all the glass on the floor

Dashie: i would but

Thomas the writer: help me now and i forget about the grounding

Dashie: deal

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: Have add arrows to ancient wisdoms. Anypony asking about me, my shop not were you tell them, OK? Say it move from place to place like Howels moving castle. Also, not show them your tea. Is for you to have.

Thomas the writer: sure thing de-writer, I mention next time when I work on the next wisdom, I was doing my best to write it as your shop, is very secretive and only a few know about it. but I will fix it around and make it more cooler and I promise not to mention about the tea you gave me

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ask-de-writer asked: Uncle: I have post latest Ancient Wisdom. I plan add magic arrows to send reader to other part story, so find first piece or find second part. I also send you new package of tea. You like it I am sure. Not say where this tea come from but will say news stories full of lies!

Thomas the writer: thanks for the tea de-writer, but kinda strange though of what you say for this tea, but I going to try it anyway

Thomas gone to the kitchen and start up the fire and place a teapot with water in it, waited for several minute for the teapot to whistle, Thomas pull the teapot and pour the hot water in the cup, where the leaves are. waited for a few minute to cool down, he started to drink the tea. after a few sip from, Thomas mind gone to a shock and was unconscious. inside his mind, his see some kind of vision, in that vision, was showing himself and his father, coming out from a portal and reach to the real world. his father look at his son and wanted check up with him.

Edison: son are you feeling alright now

Thomas the writer: feeling alright ? of course I’m not feeling alright, you could have let me stay there dad, I could have done at least something, now Celestia is alone now, facing her little sister, which she is now a nightmare moon, I could have done something

Edison: I know you would have son, but you was injured and no condition to fight.Thomas the writer: so I used my other form to fight nightmare moon

Edison: oh! you willing to used the legend horsemen power to defeat nightmare moon, not knowing, once you defeat her, you have to steal the soul, not only nightmare moon, but Luna included

Thomas the writer: …………………….

Edison: son, there was a wise man, once say these words, to someone he care about, “with great powers, come with great responsibility” you have all the powers in the world, but you have to know when to used, or not. if you used them the wrong place or the wrong time, a lot of innocence lives would be lost and what celestia would think of you then

Thomas the writer:………………..

Edison: Thomas, I love you to much to lose you and I don’t want to lose you the same way like I did with your sister, who now living with your demonic mother. someday you will understand

Thomas the writer: ok father, will I be able to see celestia again ?

Edison: in due time Thomas, someday you find the way back and find the courage to ask for her forgiveness.

before he can hear more, he felt a shake out of nowhere, everything around him, gone bright light and next thing you notice, Thomas started to wake up. he look around and see his daughter dashie was next to him worried

dashie: daddy, what happened to you, I see you on the floor and you wasn’t moving

Thomas the writer: I was, I guess I must the felt tired and fallen asleep, I guess I should head for bed then

dashie: are you sure your ok dad ?

Thomas the writer: yeah I’m, just remember something from my past that I forgot

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ask-de-writer asked:  Thomas, my friend!!  Happy New Year!  Also, to celebrate, have fine new tea for you.  It have great flavor but DO NOT BREW IT IN ESPRESSO MACHINE!!   Only include warning because you have cute fillies with little sense where tea is concern.

ask-the-chan-family answered:  Thomas the writer: greeting De-Writer and happy new year to you as well. Tia and I are so excited the new year finally here.

Princess Celestia: of course Tommy wommy, so much stuff had happened over the past year, now that 2018 is here, we are ready for anything

Thomas the writer: especially when dealing with De-Writer tea. Speaking of which, I wonder why he doesn’t want us brew it with a Espresso Machine in the first place.

Princess Celestia: well none to worry about that Thomas, I had the royal chef remove the Espresso Machine out of the kitchen, do of a little episode that Luna did, a few years ago.

Thomas the writer: oh believe me Tia, I still remember some of the thing Dashie had done in the past, when dealing with coffee products.

Princess Celestia: but now you mention about Dashie, I wonder where Rebecca and Mia are at, they need to say happy new year to their grandfather.

Thomas the writer: oh I’m sure they will say it to him later, I think those two are in their room, having some quality fun.

Somewhere inside the twin bedroom, Rebecca and Mia were working together building some sort of device, which will help them make some hot tea. Mia was looking inside the empty, searching for an important piece for the machine, while Mia was reading the instruction Manuel. a distance from where the girls are at, Dashie was sitting on the floor watching her twin sister, while drinking what look like De-Writer tea. She took a few sip and when she done, she talk to her two twin sisters and see what their progress.

Dashie writer: are you done yet with that espresso machine, De-Writer is getting cold here and blend, of the way you work on that thing

Rebecca:we’re working as fast we can Dashie, we would have got this thing built already, if Mia work a little faster.

Mia: I would have this thing built already, if you weren’t sitting around doing nothing.

Rebecca: of course I’m doing something, I’m reading the instruction to you

Mia: you know i don’t need the manuel Becky, it a lot more fun building it without it.

Rebecca: or in other word, you miss place an important piece and can’t admit it.

Mia: what was that?

Rebecca: oh nothing sis, just say that you should listen to me more

Mia: listen to a little princess

Rebecca: i though i told you not to call me that.

Mia: how about help me with this thing or I call you little princess

Rebecca: *she put the manel on the side and got up from the floor*

Dashie writer: Rebecca, what are you doing?

Rebecca: oh nothing older sister, Mia and I going to have a little chat

Mia: now hold on a second Becky, let not go crazy with magic fight again

Rebecca:who say I’m going to use magic, my hooves will do the rest for me

Mia was surprised of what her sister was plan to do and got up in time, to dodge Rebecca attack. Rebecca saw Mia run off and chase after her

Rebecca: come back here and fight me

Mia: you fight like a crazy mare

Rebecca: that because you call me a princess

Mia: because you are one

Rebecca: which why your a dead pony

Dashie writer: ………. sigh, i will never get my espresso tea, Happy New De-Writer.

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Uncle: I have for you lovely new tea! It has ALMOST no side effects! Perfectly safe once brewed. Do remember to put cup or pot in a STOUT cage until tea is completely brewed!!

Thomas the writer: thanks again for sending me some tea De-Writer, i really need it after a long day selling a lot of books at the shop.

Princess Celestia: Thomas, are you sure that father said that this batch of tea had no side effect, especially that few dozens batches he said had nothing, but round up kicking our flanks.

Thomas the writer: you and i both know that my trust on De-Writer words of saying the tea are safe, is the same trust i had on Nova of not getting into trouble. Beside, I had a really long day at the book shop, so at least it was nice of De-Writer send us some tea.

Princess Celestia: well if you say so Thomas, is there anything you want me to help you with?

Thomas the writer: De-Writer said that i need to put the tea in a pot and store it in a stout cage to brewed properly, but i left the tea pot at the other kitchen.

Princess Celestia: do you want me to get it for you?

Thomas the writer: actually I go get it myself, the last time I ask you to find something for me, you spent most of the time in the kitchen, eating the leftover cake at the kitchen.

Princess Celestia: you can’t blame me for that, I was having a craving moment at that

Thomas the writer: just that one time Tia?

Princess Celestia: ……. you made your point, but what you want me to do here, while you go get the tea pot

Thomas the writer: just keep your eye on the tea and stir it for a little while. I be right back with the tea pot and we have some quality tea together

Princess Celestia didn’t like the idea of just sitting down and watch the tea boil, but being the supportive wife she is, she promise to keep an eye on the tea, while Thomas get the tea pot at the other kitchen. When Thomas left the room, Princess Celestia watch the pot boiling the tea and already she was halfway board. Before she got a chance to think of something to do, she heard a familiar voice was calling her name and notice that her little sister Princess Luna was there to see her.

Princess Celestia: Luna, I didn’t know you was going to be here, I thought you was going to be in your room playing your video games for hours.

Princess Luna: I was, but I needed some refreshment, after drinking the last carton of chocolate milk. So what you doing here sister, i though for sure that Thomas was going to be here.

Princess Celestia: tommy wommy was here, but he had to head for the other kitchen, so he can grab the spare tea pot, for our father tea he is boiling.

Princess Luna:oh no, not one of father tea again, my head still hurt from the last time we tried it.

Princess Celestia: you telling me, I’m still mad at you, for telling him your dark secret.

Princess Luna: don’t tell me your jealous of me, for liking your husband a lot

Princess Celestia: yes I am. and lately now I been seeing you getting a little close to him.

Princess Luna: that because I’m trying to be a good sister in-law

Princess Celestia: oh please Luna, I can see you got some heart for my husband, how you spent a lot of times playing video games.

Princess Luna: that because Thomas like video games, maybe you try it sometimes, you two get a lot closer.

Princess Celestia: video games is a waste of time, I prefer to use my time on a good book, which you should try as well

Princess Luna: …….. you better take that back Tia or else

Princess Celestia: or else what, try to push me or something, which you barely have the strength to do that.

Princess Luna was upset of what her sister said to her about her strength, she use her magic to give herself an extra boost and then tackle her older sister, which made her fell on the floor. Not only Princess Luna was able to push her older sister to the floor, Princess Celestia flank accidentally bump into the pot that held the tea and fly in mid-air. Princess Celestia and Luna saw the pot and notice it was about to fall atop of them. They stop fighting for a second and work together to stop the pot from falling. They were able to use their magic and stop the pot from falling, but some of the tea already fell out and splash all over both Celestia and Luna. annoyed that both of them are completely soak in tea, Princess Celestia and Luna look at each other and as usually, trying to blame each other mistake. But when they were about to say something, they notice one little detail, that made them both scream at the same time.

Princess Celestia: Luna, why do you look like me

Princess Luna: I should be asking you the same thing Tia, why you look like me.

Princess Celestia: how should i know, I don’t always have the answers to everything

Princess Luna: for once, we agree on something

Princess Celestia: i heard that, I would easily kick your flank right now, if I wasn’t so short

Princess Luna: *she laugh* not easy being me huh sister. But I have to admit, being this tall a little weird, I was fine being taller then Thomas, but this is much weirder

Princess Celestia: how about we not talk about that and figure out how this happened in the first place, so we can fix this and go back to normal

Princess Luna: it not rocket science sister, we got soak by father tea and it must the had some side effect that made us swap bodies.

Princess Celestia: … sigh, I should have known that father tea would do something like this. Things can’t get any worst than this

While they were figuring out what to do, Thomas came back with the tea pot he was looking for. When he was about to ask Tia about the tea, he notice the two sisters were on the floor, soak and wet by the tea.

Thomas the writer: …….. Sigh, Ok you two, care to explain who started this mess and who going to help me clean up.

Princess Luna: ……….. *she show an evil smile*

Princess Celestia: Luna, don’t you dare

Princess Luna: don’t you dare what dear sister

Princess Celestia: I’m not born yesterday Luna, don’t you even think about doing it or I be hating you, much longer than a thousand years in the moon.

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ask-de-writer  asked:

Uncle! I have find wonderful tea from under ancient pyramid in Mexipone!! This tea have property of self brewing in water, due to HOT chilies mix in to it. Use COLD WATER ONLY to be sure it safe! Wall paintings in pyramid claim dragons make and drink this tea! Of course that just silly superstition.

ask-the-chan-family  answered:

Thomas the writer: again thanks for sending me some tea to me, even though I’m a little surprised that this tea have a firing effect to it.

Princess Celestia: that because father said it got a chili mix to it, and beside this tea seem normal enough to drink.

Thomas the writer: that what we said the last few dozen time he send us tea. He also mentioned that he saw ancient drawings, that dragons drink this stuff.

Princess Celestia: yes, I remember he said that. But that shouldn’t be a problem, since you are a dragon and can breath fire.

Thomas the writer: I barely transform into a dragon very often, and another thing, I though we said that we won’t mention ponies that I’m a dragon

Princess Celestia: we’re only talking to my father and he already know you are one, which why I ask him to bring the tea.

Thomas the writer: What! You'rethe reason why he brought that kind of tea to me, but why?

Princess Celestia: I’m always curious of seeing your fire breath. I know I seen other dragons and Twilight assistant that done it, but since I have a husband who is actually a natural demon dragon.

Thomas the writer: ok, ok, I get what you trying to say. Let me make the tea and drink it.

Princess Celestis: not so fast Tommy wooly, I’ll make the tea, while you transform into a dragon.

Thomas the writer: …. sigh, ok, but we doing this one time.

Princess Celestia smile that her husband is becoming a dragon, and see him breath fire. While Princess Celestia boil the tea in cold water, Thomas use his magic and transform into a dragon, which his form nearly took most of the space of the room. Thomas look around to see where Princess Celestia was and see her that she was right by his left claws.

Thomas the writer: are you alright Tia, I hope I didn’t mean to hurt you.

Princess Celestia: I’m alright sweety, even the tea is safe too.

Thomas the writer: ……

Princess Celestia: come on now Tommy wommy, you promise.

Thomas the writer: I know, let just get this over with.

Princess Celestia summon her magic and levitate the tea pot towards Thomas face. Thomas open his mouth and gulp down the entire tea. Princess Celestia and Thomas both waited to see if anything happened, but so far, no sign at all

Princess Celestia: I can’t believe it didn’t work.

Thomas the writer: sorry Tia, I guess the tea he send was a normal after all

Princess Celestia: …. well if it was normal, why your mouth is showing dark smoke

Thomas the writer: *he look and see dark smoke, knowing he was about to breath fire* holy smoke, this tea burn like crazy.

Princess Celestia: well now, this is going to *before she got the chance to finish what she was going to say, Thomas was able to breath fire towards her*

Thomas the writer:oh no, are you ok Tia?

Princess Celestia: yeah, just a little burnt. Lucky for me, I’m immortal, or that would hurt alot.

Princess Celestia: to see your fire breath is all.

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ask-de-writer asked:

Did you get the package tea that I sent last?  The one that I found in the volcano crater?  Only brew a LITTLE AT A TIME!  Very tasty, though

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Princess Celestia: oh we most definitely did get the tea Father, but I have to say it a little disappointing that i can’t taste it.

Thomas the writer: oh come now, the tea that De-Writer brought this time actually pretty good, and it have no side effect like the last few times.

Princess Celestia: I know that tommy wommy, but did you forget that the colcano crater are extremity hot, and only a few ponies can drink it.

Thomas the writer: I’m drinking the tea, and I’m fine

Princess Celestia: are you forgetting that you can turn into a dragon, and can drink hot stuff with no problem.

Thomas the writer: ok, you got me there, but at least give it a try though. Especially you owe me one for drinking that very spicy tea.

Princess Celestia: But sweet heart, I though my apology and that belly rub i gave you when you was in your dragon form, was good enough for it.

Thomas the writer: *he blush* please don’t mention about that belly rub part in front of De-Writer, or anyone else. And beside, you still have to try it. I promise it won’t be hot.

Princess Celestia: ….. Sigh, alright dear, I give it a try!

Thomas was happy that Celestia was going to give the tea a try. He pour a cup of the hot tea and place it in front of her. Princess Celestia use her magic to lift the tea cup and took a few sip.

Thomas the writer: so, what do you think of the tea?

Princess Celestia: you are quite right, this tea is delicious. In fact, maybe i should have another *before she said another word, she felt her stomach acting weird, like it was on fire* oh! no!

Thomas the writer: is something wrong Tia?

Princess Celestia: oh things are quite good Tommy Wommy, but would you excuse me for a moment, I’m going to the Princess room for awhile.

Thomas the writer: exactly how long.

Princess Celestia: a thousand moons more like it.

                       ask-de-writer                                        

I did say only a LITTLE AT A TIME!

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ask-de-writer

Uncle, send Dashie over to pick up new tea for you.  This one very curious place I find it in.  It was growing around a small puddle of tea at the bottom of a hole that something dissolve hundreds of meters into solid rock!  It is fine in pot or cup and have lovely sharp taste.  Go good with sugar or honey.  Do be careful not to spill it any at all!                                                

ask-the-chan-family:

Dashie Writer: hey dad, are you sure you want to give this tea a try, I have a bad feeling something bad will happened, if you try to drink this tea.

Thomas the writer: i know Dashie, but this one can’t be worse than all the other tea that De-Writer send us. Beside, he did said that we have to keep it in the cup, and not let it drip on the floor.

Dashie Writer: ok dad! if you say so

Just before she could give the cup to her father, Dashie accidently spill some of the tea on the floor, which went straight through like paper. Thomas and Dashie look through the hole and see the tea was able to go through several feet to the ground, and still going.

Dashie Writer: ……. wow, I;m surprise it able to go through the ground like that.

Thomas the writer: same here, this Tea is almost more dangerous than anything we dealt with before.

Dashie Writer: you sure you want to drink that tea dad?

Thomas the writer: ……….. not anymore. Let go out and get coffee instead.

Dashie Writer: Really!

Thomas the writer: but decaf for you

Dashie Writer: darn it!

Thomas the writer: but I’m still curious of where that spill tea going to land at.

Somewhere at the alternate world of the other realm, Inside the Demon Queen Castle, Nova was excited to have a nice hot bubble bath, after dealing with her three daughters all day. Before she got a chance to go inside the bathroom, she notice her royal servant was standing in front of the bathroom door, and he was acting nervously like he don something wrong. Once she got there, Nova stare at her servant, and demand him to see what going on.

Nova: what are you doing standing there?

Servant: my apology lady Nova, but i need to stand here to keep you away from going inside.

Nova: do you have any idea what time it is?

Servant: I do Lady Nova, but I *he was caught off from mid sentence, when Nova got into his face*

Nova: at this hour I have my bubble bath time, and no …. I mean no one, is going to stand in my way from my bubble bath time.

Servant: ………………

Nova: now stand aside, or I going to have you my snack later.

Servant: as you wish Lady Nova

When the servant finally step aside from the door, Nova gone inside the bathroom, and was excited to have her bubble bath. But once she reach the bathtub, she notice that all the water was gone, including the bubbles too. She was shock of what happen, and was wondering where the water had gone. When she was searching, Nova notice there was a hole in the bathtub. She examine the hole and was able to smell some kind of tea flavor. Nova think for a moment and finally relies who the blame for her ruin bath time.

Nova: whenever i find that De-Writer, he is going to pay for ruining my bubble bath time, and he will pay dearly

Servant: Lady Nova, you daughters are having a fight over the pet cat, and I think they going to pull it tail.

Nova: ……………. sigh, right after I deal with my daughters.

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ask-de-writer asked:

About that last tea that I sent you: you were most fortunate that causing your lovely wife Celestia to want you more than usual was the only effect. I did warn you not to make it after midnight. Do be more careful in the future. The result would be quite different if, say, your sister Nova was to get it. Your friend De Writer ~ ~ ~ P.S. I have another fine tea for you. I suggest letting Dashie pick it up by using her remote controlled T-82 main battle tank toy. It may have a few side effects.

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Thomas the writer: …. oh yeah De-Writer, I’m really fortunate that my little sister Nova didn’t get her hand on that tea. If she did, she would have transformed into a dragon, and try to hunt me down like a hawk, a very horny hawk. Lucky for me that I’m hiding at Princess Celestia personal Library, it big enough for me to hide, so that tea can wear off. It nearly took forever for Tia to feel normal again, but my sister on the other hooves. *he stop talking when he heard stomping noise*

Nova: oh big brother! Why are you hiding from your dear sexy sister.

Thomas the writer: sweet cupcake no, she here.

Nova: come on out big brother, I’m not going to hurt you that much. All I want to do is play our favorite game together. You remember. I’m the horny dragon, that chasing down a knight to play with.

Thomas the writer: if I stay very quiet, she might not find me. * when he thought he was safe, he felt something went that landed on his head. He use his hooves and it was spit that hit him. He was wondering where the spit came from, but once he look up, it was his little sister in her dragon form* Oh No!

Nova: hello big brother, are you ready to play with your little sister?

Thomas the writer: now hold on a second Nova, you had a bit of De-Writer tea, and making you a little crazy on the side. How about we talk about this. Before things get out of hand.

Nova: I would be brother, but someone in heat, and I got a craving for a cute big brother.

Thomas the writer: I’m still your brother

Nova: *she lay her head right next to him* do you really think that going to stop me?

Thomas the writer: …… no of course not. I figure I tried.

Miles away from the canterlot castle, Dashie was driving her tank heading for De-Wrirer shop. Dashie felt a strange present, that something bad is going to happened. Part of her would have gone back to help, but she already halfway there, and continued her journey.

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ask-de-writer asked:

Thomas my friend:  About that tea that Dashie is coming to get in her remote control T82 main battle tank, I am sure that your magic will contain the side effects easily.  Besides having a form of Super Caffeine, it cause small fire to flare up over cup as you brew it.  Very handy if you need to forge iron or steel.  Try not to make it up in big batches.  One cup burn for about hour.  After it cool down, is very fine tasting tea.

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Thomas the writer: thanks for the heads up on the side effects on the tea, but I think Dashie and I can handle this tea with no problem at all.

Dashie Writer: ok dad, everything is all set to make the tea.

Thomas the writer: excellent! Now all we have to do now, is work together on boiling the water.

Dashie Writer: sure, but are you sure we going to need a ten foot steel tea pot, just to boil some tea?

Thomas the writer: I know it a little crazy to use something like that for making tea, but don’t forget that we’re dealing with De-Writer. A pony who have a tendency of giving us some random tea, with odd side effects.

Dashie Writer: point taken, so we’re going to boil the water in  dragon. *she look at her father, and he already transformed into his dragon form*

Thomas the writer: why do you think I brought the ten foot steel tea pot for.

Dashie Writer: huh, I’m surprised that the tea pot is holding itself well.

Dashie Writer: …. sweet.

Dashie use her magic and transform into her dragon form and both of them breath fire under the steel tea pot. They carefully breath a certain amount, so they won’t over boil the pot. After a few minutes, they stop breathing fire, and look at their progress. So far the steel tea pot was able to handle the hot water, and boiling the tea just fine.

Dashie Writer: huh, I’m surprised that actually worked.

Thomas the writer: see, and you think this plan of mine going to back fire.

Dashie Writer: usually when De-Writer gave you, and Celetia some random tea, some of your plans always backfired.

Thomas the writer: true, but at least this time the stell pot I use for the tea, is strong enough to keep it inside. So there is no way for anything to wrong.

Dashie Writer: maybe your right dad, but for some strange reason there something important that De-writer was meant to tell me.

Thomas the writer: what was it?

Dashie Writer: can’t remember, something to do keeping the tea dry.

Thomas the writer: well whatever it is,  it might not be that

Before Thomas had a chance to finish his sentence, he heard some whistling noise, which was coming from the steel tea pot. Thomas and Dashie notice that the pot was boiling alot, which the tea was taking in too much heat. Thomas try to see if he can cool it down, but Dashie pull her father tail, and start flying out of there. Dashie, and Thomas fly through a window. Once they were out the whole entire exploited, breaking all the windows. Soon you know it, some molten lava was pouring through the window, acting like an active volcano.

Thomas the writer: …… What just happened?

Dashie Writer: I think I just remembered what De-Writer told me.

Thomas the writer: and what was that?

Dashie Writer: make sure the tea stay dried.

Thomas the writer: …… *face palm*

ask-de-writer asked:

Do remember to keep the package DRY!!

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Dashie Writer: oh yeah! De-Writer did mention that we need to keep the tea bag dry at all time, or else something bad happened.

Thomas the writer: meaning in other word that the whole room be covered in molting lava.

Dashie Writer: well it not my fault the whole room in lava. How would I know something like that going to happen.

Thomas the writer: well De-writer said to keep the tea bag dry, so they must the gotten wet when you got here.

Dashie Writer: well I don’t remember of stopping anywhere except here.

Thomas the writer: then where in the world those tea bag gotten wet?

Somewhere at the other side of the castle, Princess Luna was walking down the hallway, while drinking her favorite milkshake. During her little walk, Princess Luna stop for a moment, and notice there was a little hole in her cup. She wasn’t sure where that hole came from, until she realizes that she must the place is somewhere sharp. The only thing she remember that she met Dashie and was looking at her remote control tank, bit then place her milkshake on a crate that was sharp enough to cut under the cup. Princess Luna is hoping nothing was too important was inside the crate, and continued on her way.

ask-de-writer asked:

Thomas my friend, I have reblogged the Tea Leaving and have added it to Tea Leavings in the MLP Fan Fiction section of my Master Story Index.  Sorry about your rooms!  I DID CAUTION YOU about making it in large amounts. Only one or two cups, with adequate heat shielding is plenty.

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Dashie Writer: well I did try to warn dad that he should  have made the tea in a smaller portion, instead in a ten foot steel tea pot.

Thomas the writer: Hey! I wasn’t going to take any chances, especially when it come to his Tea. Each time I have one of his tea, is like I’m dealing something weird.

Dashie Writer: and that why you have to be extra cautious dad, but it still no excuse for going that far in the first place. Now the room covered in lava, and we have no way of stopping it.

Thomas the writer: hmm well then, I guess I have to call someone that can deal with Lava.

Dashie Writer: well I hope it someone that can do it quick, cause the lava is getting worst.

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ask-de-writer asked:

Thomas my friend:  I have for you most excellent tea for study.  BE SURE THERE IS ONLY ONE BOOK IN ROOM WHERE YOU BREW TEA!  Is Tea of Wisdom.  Tea flow out of cup and into book.  Let it steep for three minutes in book. Squeeze out tea from book back into cup and drink.  In only few minutes you know everything in book!  Taste is controlled by what is in book.   Can sometimes taste odd.

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Thomas the writer: wow De-writer, this is actually one of the best tea I ever wanted. With this tea, it could actually help me to come up more ideas to write, or even better, think up some even better wisdom. Now then, in order to give this tea a try, maybe I try something simple, but not to crazy. I got it! Mayne I try that physics book that Dashie gave me for my birthday last year. Maybe it will give me some ideas on time travel, or something.

Thomas walk towards his bookshelf and search for the physics book. Once he found it, he place it on the table, right next with the tea in the cup. Thomas gently pour the tea through the pages of the books, and let it soak for a little. After a few minutes, he poured the tea back to the cup, and drank down the whole thing. Course he nearly barf a little, after feeling  the odd taste.

Thomas the writer: woah, De-Writer wasn’t kidding about the odd taste, but I do had to admit, I can feel the effects from the tea giving me some knowledge from the Physics book. In fact, I think I found a way to travel from one room to another, without any use of magic, or even lifting my hooves. If my calculations are right, a few simple words will able allow me to travel to Tia room, and back to my study room. Now what was those words again ….. oh that right! Wibbly wobbly timey wimey, and stuff.

After saying those words, a strange light appeared in front of him, which teleport him out of sight. Soon you know it, Thomas appear again, and crash landed in an odd place with a high tech machinery at the center.

Thomas the writer: ouch! That really hurt. That the last time I’m going to do that … oh whom I’m kidding, my life is always odd at it is.

Tinkerer: oi, you there. What are yah doing in me Tardis?

Thomas the writer: I beg your pardon?

Tinkerer: I said what yah doing inside me Tardis, and how did you got here.

Thomas the writer: hold on, did you said Tardis?

Tinkerer: yes, that what I said.

Thomas the writer: so of this is the Tardis, I’m guessing your the Doctor, right?

Tinkerer: you got that right lad.

Thomas the writer: huh, and since your the doctor, you had no clue who I am.

Tinkerer: I don’t think so, do I know you somewhere.

Thomas the writer: no I guess not. The doctor I know was more a

Tinkerer: …… more of a what?

Thomas the writer: *he scratch his head nervously* you know what, forget what I’m going to say. Is it possible if you give me a lift back home?

Character mention Tinkerer from @ask-doctor-dimension check the artist blog, good stuff and interesting story arc

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ask-de-writer:

Welcome back!  To celebrate, I have for you special tea I find at old Trinity nuclear test site.  It good for late at night because it glow in dark!                        

ask-the-chan-family:

Thomas the writer: greeting De-Writer, and yes it good to be back. After a long month hiatus, it give me a chance to spend some time with the family. Princess Celestia, and I are already planning on going away for our wedding anniversary. Although I’m still sort of surprised that Luna want to tag along with me, and Tia for some strange reason.

Somewhere at the other side of the room, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna were both having an argument of something silly.

Princess Celestia: how many times I have to tell you Luna, This is Tommy Wommy, and I wedding anniversary trip, and there is no way i”m going to allow you to come with us.

Princess Luna: come on sis, just let me tag along on this one. You, and Thomas are staying at a hotel that only a few minutes where they having the video game convention.

Princess Celestia: I already know about that convention Luna, which why I’m surprising Thomas by taking him there.

Princess Luna: and that why I’m begging you to let me come with you guys. There is a super rare game i want to get, and I don’t want to go there alone.

Princess Celestia: why not ask one of your friends to go with you?

Princess Luna: ……… I really don’t have that many friends, except Thomas

Thomas the writer: hey you two, is everything alright?

Princess Celestia: things are alright Tommy, wommy, I’m just telling my dear sister that she can’t come with us during our wedding anniversary.

Princess Luna: come on sis, just let me go already. Thomas! would you please let me go, I promise to stay out of trouble.

Thomas the writer: you know i have no problem of letting you come with us, but you still need Tia permission first.

Princess Celestia: which I’m going to say no.

Princess Luna: …. Sigh, whatever. I’m going to head for bed, and scream through a pillow of how much anger I have against you Tia.

Princess Celestia: *she look at her sister walk away, and head for her room* Sigh, I tend to forget how much a child my sister is.

Thomas the writer: more childish then Rebecca and Mia?

Princess Celestia: oh don’t get me started with those two. Any case, who you was speaking too anyway.

Thomas the writer: just saying hi to De-Writer is all. I even wanted to thank for a new tea he sent us.

Princess Celestia: some tea would be nice right about now, but are you sure this new tea my father sent us is safe.

Thomas the writer: after the amount of weird, and yet interesting side effect we dealt with, this one can’t be stranger.

Princess Celestia: you got a good point there. So where the tea?

Thomas the writer: the should be inside the box at the table. All I need to do is get it, and start making the tea.

Princess Celestia: wait, did you say you had the tea on the table?

Thomas the writer: yes, why you ask?

Princess Celestia: ….. Sigh, Luna, can you come out for a second.

Princess Luna: what is it?

Princess Celestia: Luna, did you took a box that was on the table a while ago?

Princess Luna: i did, there was some green leafs, and eat them. Had a weird taste to it, but not half bad. What wrong, did the tea taste bad

Princess Celestia: not quite but *she use her magic to turn off the light, and she see that Luna was glowing in the dark* but you might be a total night light for a little while.

Princess Luna: ……..

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ask-de-writer asked:

Uncle, I am sorry that such an idiot is abusing you in that awful way.  I have for you a plain BLACK tea.  Steep it for three minutes only!  That make fine drinking tea.  By FOUR minutes it make fine ink!  By five minutes, it make good solid inkstone.  Moisten writing brush and wipe on inkstone to write words so indelible that they stay after paper is burned!

ask-the-chan-family answered:

Thomas the writer: thanks for the tea De-Writer, really need it after that fiasco of that strange anonymous that was sending me threats message like that. I know some people send random messages, but come on now, why send something like that. *he drink some more of the tea* wow this black tea is really good. It even made my coat alot smoother.

Princess Celestia: hello sweetie! I was about to go to the kitchen, and get some cake for snack, but I was wondering if you ….. Tommy wommy, are you feeling alright?

Thomas the writer: of course I’m feeling alright, what make you say that?

Princess Celestia: I’m not sure, but I notice that your coat look more smothered than usual. As in you look more black ink then your usual brown.

Thomas was confused by what Tia was saying, until he finally look at himself, and notice that his body went through a transformation. Thomas notice his fur was all black ink, and certain part of his body have a grayish white to it. After he was done examining himself, he still couldn’t believe what happened.

Thomas the writer: golly wolly, I knew that tea De-Writer sent wasn’t normal …. hold on a second, did I said golly wolly?

Princess Celestia: I think so sweetie, and by the sound of it, it seems like you was one of those classic cartoons.

Thomas the writer: well if you think about it, we are sort of cartoons ourselves.

Princess Celestia: careful Tommy Tommy, we don’t want to break the fourth wall. That sort of father job.

Thomas the writer: …. Sigh, your right, Tia. But still, how am I going through my whole day looking like a black and white cartoon pegasus?

Princess Celestia: well look at the Bright side, you won’t get hurt from falling objects.

Thomas the writer: Tia, does only happened in actual cartoons, what are the chances of me having something fall on *before he could finish his sentence, an unknown object came out of nowhere and fell on top of Thomas* ouch.

Princess Celestia: oh my, Thomas, are you ok?

Thomas the writer: I’m alright, Tia. Luckily my cartoon form saved me from getting hurt. Just my pride is in a lot of pain.

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[draconicmaw]

OkAY I'LL BITE what is toonshipping and pls tell me about your sugar daddy AU!? (With toon in the title I assume it has to do with Pegasus in some way right??)

Lmao DEEJA, you are going to hate me!

Toonshipping is Pegasus and Kaiba 🤣 Pegasus would just be so annoying to Kaiba and... I love it...? Idk I just imagine it like a very overeager child trying to hug a very angry cat and I enjoy it so much (if the overeager child also had a sadistic streak, because he kind of likes it when the cat is mad...) There's just so much potential for shenanigans if they managed to work past the fact that Pegasus kidnapped his little brother... (TOUGH CHANCE! LMAO)

ANYWAYS, in this AU that never even happened! Why? 1) No Shadow Games, no Millennium Items. And 2) Seto and Mokuba were never adopted. Also, the characters are aged up. Mokuba is 15, Seto is 21, and Pegasus is 29. (The age gaps are based on the ages they are in the English dub: 11, 17, and 25, respectively.)

Seto is on the tail end of his college career. He is trying his damnedest to become a financially stable adult so that he can gain custody of Mokuba, who is in a foster home. Unlike Seto, Mokuba actually has had good luck with foster parents -- the ones he has now he's been with for several years, and they take good care of him and let Seto know that he's always welcome to visit, and even let him take Mokuba on some weekends to spend some time together. They would have legally adopted Mokuba already if it weren't for the fact that Seto has been trying so hard to get him back all these years (since he was 18, when he aged out of the system).

Seto is currently a full-time engineering student. He also works part-time at a high end restaurant and tutors for money under the table (he also does some shady stuff for the right price, like doing other people's homework and whatnot). Of course, he's top of his class, but he has very little friends since he's constantly working (or spending time with Mokuba when he isn't).

He's all sorts of traumatized from the horrors of the foster care system, and also from his first love interest (Atem) having DIED when he was still in high school. (This love was one-sided, but it still greatly shaped Seto as a person and kind of scarred him for life.)

Pegasus is a widower and old-money rich (though he has made a name for himself outside the context of his family). He's still not over his wife's death (I mean, who would be...?), but distracts himself with whatever fancies and whims catch his attention.

When he returns to Domino after some time away, he goes to his favorite restaurant and finds himself absolutely delighted by the sour and surly bartender, Seto.

Simply because of how he grew up in this AU, Seto despises old-money rich people. They did nothing to earn it; they're just a bunch of lazy, snobby trust-fund brats. But Pegasus also runs Industrial Illusions, a company where engineering students like himself would kill to get regular employment or even an internship.

Seto figures this to be the perfect way to get his foot in the door, through what Pegasus ends up asking of him is not quite what he bargained for.

Especially since Pegasus gets him to open up in ways that he never thought possible, and Pegasus himself finds Seto drawing him out from behind his facade. Though not without lots and lots of bickering, first.

Of course, there's tons more. I could yap about this AU idea all day. I really like it. It would let me explore both of these characters in ways I haven't before. (Also, in ways other people haven't seen to, yet.)

But, thank you for asking me to rant at you about it, Deeja! Very stimulating and cathartic lol

#toonshipping #i have a secret love for toonshipping #now not so secret #i know a lot of people don't like ships with distinct age gaps #but i find them interesting from a psychological and social perspective #i've really been wanting to write an age gap ship for some time now #just to explore it a little #i just haven't started writing this yet because i am not sure how i would want it to end #Sugar Daddy au #foster care system mentions

[draconicmaw]

Well I LOVE story time with Draco! I can just imagine Pegasus trying to whine and dine a Kaiba who's just shifting in his seat like he has no idea how to handle this "date" lol

You also mentioned Atem in this AU, a first love who died tragically OH, the drama, I love it! What was Atem like? Were he and Kaiba friends? Did Atem know about Kaiba's crush?? Tell me everything (thatyou'rewillingtoshareofcourse)!!

YOU'RE REALLY INDULGING ME HERE, DEEJA. BE CAREFUL OR I MIGHT NOT EVER SHUT UP.

(For others, this pertains to my Sugar Daddy Toonshipping AU. Part 1 | Part 2 Also, all posts relating to this AU are and will be tagged on my profile as "sugar daddy au" and "toonshipping")

I imagine a very awkward one-sided conversation happens.

Pegasus: So, do you go to university?

Kaiba: ...

Pegasus: 🤨

Kaiba: *affirmative noise*

Pegasus: Oooh, how wonderful! Many people cite the college years as the best ones of their lives!

Kaiba:...

Pegasus: So what's your major?

Kaiba:...

Pegasus: 🤨

Kaiba: ... Engineering and computer tech.

Pegasus: Ah, we have a smart cookie on our hands! *lets him off the hook for a moment and rambles about something annoying*

Pegasus already surmised some of this but it's still polite to ask!

And ATEM, yes, the subject of our dear, sweet Atem. Kaiba had just changed foster homes and, consequently, schools, so he was the new kid in class. Tall, lanky, awkward, resting bitch face like no one's business. Atem was the one who, with all the confidence befitting him, sat right next to Kaiba without a word. He'd learned over time what a person in need of someone looked like. He was kind and compassionate but didn't pry and DID NOT take Kaiba's shit. They became best friends (and, of course, rivals) in their own, weird way. He probably knew about Kaiba's feelings before Kaiba did, too. He didn't feel the same way -- in fact, he was in love with someone else -- but he knew that Kaiba wouldn't do anything about it and wouldn't push his feelings on Atem (since he's a bottle-it-up kind of guy [and generally confused about just WTF he was supposed to do with these feelings]). Atem figured the feelings would run their course and he would still have made an awesome friend at the end of it all. He didn't ever realize the depth of Seto's feelings, though. Seto might not have realized it, either, until it was too late.

His passing really cemented the idea in Seto's head that he would never get happiness. He would never get someone. He couldn't have his parents, he couldn't have Mokuba, and he couldn't have Atem (who became symbolic of romance in general). But he would still try his hardest to have ONE of those things, even if it could kill him in the end.

He was already determined to get Mokuba back, but this hardened his resolve and galvanized his conviction (admittedly to an unhealthy level).

And he gave up completely on the idea of romance. Until, maybe, a certain widower gets involved...

#toonshipping #one-sided prideshipping #sugar daddy au #cw: mentions of character death #*announcer voice* today on Story Time with Draco! Draco needlessly tortures fictional characters for her own pleasure! #I can't help myself #the character development is TOO GOOD