#penguin talks

[dapper-lil-arts]

i hope i’m not just a big tiddy furry drawer to you but a bastion on the battle agaisnt horny on the internet, on the side of the horny

#penguin talks #lol

[asingingpenguin]

You know, I am really fucking sad. I loved DA and ME, but the "biowear magic" is gone and HAS been. So many people are excited for an announcement of an announcement and seem to forget all the people let go. People who have been there since BG days. Never mind how mishandled MEA was. I just have no faith in a new game, and I feel like I'd rather wait and get it used or on sale. Sure as fuck won't preorered like I did for every other game, and I wonder if I even want it at all.

#Penguin talks #I'll probably get it at some point #But I sure feel like it might be my last of their games cause oof

[legendarygaypenguin]

If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! Anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog :)

my fav colours are forest green and purple

penguins are my favorite animal

i currently have 16 tattoos

#penguin talks

[officialmiintee]

one piece / inside polar tang

#artists on tumblr #fanart #one piece #one piece fanart #trafalgar d law #bepo #shachi #op shachi #op bepo #penguin #op penguin #heart pirates #next episode will not make me shut up sorry i will be talking abt them 24/7 #mint archive ; art

[suiheisen]

the unholy nhl x disney union and obama throwback i never knew i needed

also, further proof that trina crosby was 100 per cent right:

#this is... #art #i love the nhl school of acting with eyebrows and a single braincell <3 #also ​sid and marchy in a disney show giving disney princess and her talking mouse #sidney crosby #brad marchand #pittsburgh penguins #boston bruins #big city greens #disney #autoplay warning

[dr-wormman]

waugh waugh waugh

#art #my art #digital art #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #an absurd series of events has led to me getting really into Batman rogues and now all I've been talking about for the past few weeks is #how cool Scarecrow is and how sexy Colin Farrell penguin is #Also #I've had to start taking statin recently and to cope with it I've decided that Oswald also takes it (that is certainly a man with high LDL) #its like those people who imagine their blorbos telling them to eat healthy but instead of Senshi encouraging good nutrition #Its Oswald Cobblepot appearing as a specter to tell me I need to take my cholesterol pills Or Else

[maljic]

GOALIE GOAL

#tristan jarry #pittsburgh penguins #this is all i'm gonna talk about for a whole week

[tangents-within-tangents]

The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes

Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh

Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: … Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing

Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force

Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!

Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!

Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.

Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!

Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt

Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever

Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!

Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?

Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!

Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*

Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!

Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words

Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!

Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: … Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic

Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”

Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Um… Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!

Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point

Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!

Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*

Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)

Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair

*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!

#lots of hunter and tech bc rico doesn’t really talk #honestly hunter is quite different from skipper but its still hilarious to imagine him saying his lines #the penguins are ICONIC #seriously whoever wrote their scripts went so hard #they have no right to be that witty and chaotic #i love them #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch incorrect quotes #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb phee #commander cody #the penguins of madagascar #tpom #skipper #kowalski #rico #private #hans the puffin #can i get an f in the chat for my boys manfredi and johnson #rip cody lol #his ep makes me cryy

[corpsepaintriddler]

God I hate DC, good thing Gotham is just gay porn. Phew

#ed nygma #the riddler #edward nygma #riddlebird #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #gotham #sticks talks

[ehghtyseven]

for me, I'm a bit more traditional so I don't like it to be too flashy... it helps if you like it.

#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #I just think he looks beautiful in this video #but have never giffed it #also #I wish he would let his hair stay slightly longer like this now #anyway... #mine:gif #mine:sid #gif:s #sidney #penguins #team ccm #is he talking about his stick #or about the collar he hopes geno will present him with now they're bonded #who can say

[spark-circuit]

oh what a nice book i have here to teach me different baking techniques! :) i wonder what other designs are in it?

CLUB PENGUIN????????????

#CANCEL ALL MY PLANS THIS WEEKEND. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS BUT MAKING THIS #spark talks about nothing of relevance #club penguin

[asingingpenguin]

It's so funny when people think that human emotions and reactions function on what is "right" or something. People just have emotions! They don't have to be rational! You're not a more moral or "good" person for thinking the only good option for people is to react in a way that "logical".

#Penguin talks

[commiehilfiger]

mary ann skuttle is the neopets rep we deserve

#neopets #dimension 20 #fantasy high #adventuring party #mary ann skuttle #she's got allll the paint brushes and a petpet #also the fact zac was clearly talking about club penguin but brennan was instantly like.. neopets 👀 brennan what is your username add me #@leninleemulligan

[angelxd-3303]

Finally- FINALLY saw the movie and oml I am also absolute mush! I need to see it again and again and again just to completely comprehend this rollercoaster of a movie <3 what a beautiful mess it was- now to indulge in even more fanart and fanfics >:)

Couldn't have said it better myself, friend!

#traditional art #luigi #mario #donkey kong #Cranky Kong my beloved #king penguin #Mario and Luigi's parents #i love them so much #mario isnt crying #idk what you're talking about #Francis was the real villain of the movie #mario movie spoilers #mario movie #tell me you can't draw vehicles without telling me you can't draw vehicles #king penguin looks so cozy😭 #on an unrelated note his coat looks like sealskin #does that mean their world has seals?? #who knows 🤷‍♀️

[robindrake13]

2023-24 Pittsburgh Penguins

#pens lb #pittsburgh penguins #lars was totally there - idk what photoshop you're talking about... #😅😅

[simmyfrobby]

― David Chapman

hockey poetry post 51/?

#yup. I made it. I posted it. I stand by it. #theyre in LOVE #I can't be normal about it #its not technically a HPP but also idk what else to call it so.. #hockey poetry posts #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #seeing nr 87 standing next to nr 71 is just very important to me ok. we dont have to talk about it.