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Android Alterations
Jaune: Hey, Penny?
Penny: Yes, Boyfriend Jaune?
Jaune: Now I’m not saying I want you to, or that you have to! But, since you’re an android, can you change… your bodies… proportions?
Penny: Inquiry: What do you mean by: Change my bodies proportions?
Jaune: Like, can you make yourself… say taller?
Penny: I can do just that! One moment.
Jaune: One moment, one moment for…? Whoa…
Penny: There! Now I am as tall as, Boyfriend Jaune!
Jaune: Waow that’s amazing!
Penny: I can do even more than that!
Jaune: Like what?
Penny: I can also change my body shape from a, ‘ruler’ type body into a ‘hourglass’ shape. For example:
Jaune: Ruler, hourglass what arrrrrrrrr…? Oh…
Penny: What do you think?
Jaune: Slim to thic just like that? Impressive.
Penny: I can also make my thighs thiccer!
Jaune: But, aren’t they alll… Okay, you went from a ten to a twenty… those are certainly… watermelon crushing thighs…
Penny: I can also change my cup size to your liking!
Jaune: M-My liking? Penny I like your breast the way…
Penny: B-Cup to H-Cup!
Jaune: The way they are now…
Penny: What do you think, Boyfriend Jaune?
Jaune: That’s certainly impressive, Penny. It’s always amazing to see the things that you can do.
Penny: Sensational! I am now, Boyfriend Jaune’s ideal woman! We shall celebrate this by engaging in the, ‘Snu Snu!’
Jaune: Wait?! Ideal woman? Penny, you were always my ideal woman, even before all of this. It was always just you.
Penny: Oh~! Boyfriend Jaune is the best guy any girl android could ask for~! But, inquiry: Based upon your past porn history; Isn’t this your preferred body type?
Jaune: You went through my porn history?!
Penny: Yes.
Jaune: So y-you also know what else I’m into…?
Penny: Yes.
Jaune: And, knowing all of that, you still want to do the, ‘Snu Snu?’
Penny: With this body: Yes.
Jaune: …
Jaune: A-Add four more inches… then we’ll do the, Snu Snu…
Penny: Sensational~!
#rwby#jaune arc#penny polendina#penny x jaune#jaune x penny#rwby arculusrift#ai art I know#Can’t find what I want regardless how hard I look
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Nora: Aw man!
Ruby: What's wrong?
Nora: Jauney bought pancake supplies, but won't be able to make it back due to the storm tonight!
Ruby: Oh no! Penny's out there too!
Nora: Well- Her and Jaune are actually together right now. They're splitting their lien on a hotel room for the night.
Ruby: O- oh. Well, that's good! They're pretty friendly with each other! they'll keep each other safe!
Nora: You sound weirdly worried for them.
Ruby: They're my friends! I can be worried for them!
Nora: ... That's it?
Ruby: ... They're incredibly gullible. They can get tricked so easy and it make me sad to think that.
Nora: Well, like you said they have each other! they'll be fine!
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Jaune: Oh, there's only one bed. You can have it if you want-
Penny: Oh I don't mind sharing. If anything you will get more use with the bed than I will.
Jaune: I've got to say, this place was in kind of an odd spot far off the main street.
Penny: My GPS Said it was the nearest and most affordable location.
Jaune: What's this place's name again?
Penny: "Hotel Amor"
Jaune: ...
Penny: ... What?
Jaune: Do you know what that means?
Penny: The literal translation is "Hotel Love." The description stated it was a "Lovely Hotel"
Jaune: Did it say lovely?
Penny: It said "Love Hotel" but I had figured it was a grammar or spelling mistake.
Jaune: ... Okay then. Can you please look up what a "Love Hotel" is?
Penny: ...
Penny: *Blushing* Oh!
Jaune: ... *Blushing, looking away* So, uh, yeah-
Penny: This is excellent!
Jaune: What?
Penny: Well, I have been wanting to try ... and I believe we know each other well enough ... Jaune, would you engage in sexual intercourse with me?
Jaune: *Blushing harder* ... Uhm. Let's not or today, but maybe we could go out sometime? Like, on a date?
Penny: *Blushing* That sounds wonderful Jaune.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#penny polendina#rwby shitpost#arculus rift#rwby circuitbreaker#nora valkyrie
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夹cin饼干
#rwby#cinder fall#rwby cinder#raven branwen#rwby raven#penny polendina#rwby penny#hellbirds#firewall#rwby firewall
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Jaune: Finally, it's over...
Penny: WE DID IT! Damn, we did that shit! We cooked those motherfuckers! EZ! Based! All of us!
Penny: You! You're based!
Penny: You're based!
Penny: You're based!
Penny: You're based!
Penny: YOU ARE NOT BASED!
Penny: You're based!
Penny: You're based!
Penny: You're based!
Penny: All of us- EXCEPT YOU- are based!
Jaune: ...Even after all of that, I'm still not based?
Penny: How do you know I was talking about you? I could have been pointing at someone else.
Jaune: ...I could feel it.
Penny: Yeah, you're right.
Jaune: Ah, damn...
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Penny: I have five billion nodes each with five synapses and they follow a beta binomial distribution.
Jaune: Aw sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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Penny Polendina needs to be arrested. Her crime is being the absolute best bean who is loved and cherished by all. If you have any information on her whereabouts then you must immediately contact Ruby Rose and Weiss Schnee.
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Ok that post I reblogged yesterday also reminded me of this massive, undeniable parallel between these two shots, and like, thinking about this in conjunction with Penny's voice being in Ruby's head at the beginning of the Volume is very interesting
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“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial
#rwby#warrior nun#pjo#heroes of olympus#avatar the last airbender#many other characters#many other fandoms#penny polendina#pyrrha nikos#shotgun mary#jason grace#charles beckendorf#silena beauregard#sokka#fandom#the owl house#flapjack#king t'challa#natasha romanoff#jackie taylor#laura lee yellowjackets
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sen-sational🎉
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"...because you did start something."
#digital art#rwby#rwby9#rwbyfanart#fanart#oscar pine#ruby rose#Weiss Schnee#jaune arc#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#winter schnee#robyn hill#qrow branwen#nora valkyrie#lie ren#penny polendina
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Previously unreleased Volume 1 Penny and Sun concepts, and Volume 2 Neo, Team SSSN, and RWBY dance attire concepts by Eileen "Einlee" Chang.
Taken from "RWBY Archives ~Remnant Promenade Volume 1-8".
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A couple of commissions I did for RWBY LOFI 3 ☕️🍂
#my art#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#ruby rose#penny polendina#nuts and dolts#pixel art#pixel animation
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😋
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some sketches :)
#rwby#rwby fanart#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#team rwby#team jnpr#team jnr#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#oscar pine#penny polendina#bumbleby#whiterose#greenlight volume 10#my art
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Warmth - Nuts and Dolts comic
Back in the game, enjoy more fluff EHE
This comic isn't related to the previous one or any other, I kinda make them all unique everytime :) In this one, Jaune healed Penny and they made it to Vacuo
#rwby#art#rwby art#fanart#rwby fanart#ruby#ruby rose#penny#penny polendina#nuts and dolts#nnd#nutsndolts#ship#comic#love#queer#sapphic#women#hug#cuddle#sleep#digital#digital art#digital painting#sketch#clip studio paint#the brainrot is strong again because i made this comic in around 12 hours
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carry!
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#pyrrha nikos#penny polendina#frosen platinum#platinum frosen steel#rwby#my art#my brain decided it missed them#i love them#puts this dood into your hands#i also like to call this ship as 'expectations gave me identity issues' lmaooo#aight lol bye gonna disappear for another month
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