Wahhhhh thinking about cannibal Saiki and his loving boyfriend Kuboyasu again (yes, AGAIN, you read that right)
Read more for people who don’t wanna read that kinda stuff,,,
Kaido asks him one day, almost joking, “would you be willing to, like, cut and prepare and potentially even cook the Meat(tm) for him” and Kuboyasu is quiet for almost ten seconds and Kaido is like “JOKING. THE ANSWER IS NO. DO NOT CONSIDER IT.”
Or Saiki comes back with blood on his mouth and Kuboyasu kisses him without a second thought—Saiki pulls back and he’s like “…You realize I just fed right” and Kuboyasu is like “yeah what ab it” before realizing. Yeah.
Need Kuboyasu to reach a point where he’s questioning his morals. Because yeah it’s one thing to date someone who eats people (even if they’re awful people and Saiki needs it to Survive) but it may be another ballpark to actively begin supporting and loving that part. Need him to take a step back and look at all the things he’s done in his past and wonder how far this is from that, if he’s desensitized or just down bad for his shawty. Like morally.
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throwback when that girl from art school came to me to say that i was lucky not to be as hot as her because people could value me based on my intelligence. like anyone cares about that lol
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nothing will give you an understanding of every OP ever like having a popular post from two years ago that you made while taking a shit at a job you hated. I promise you whatever bad faith reading you've found in it has already been brought up too many times. I promise you don't actually have to tell me that you found something in my post I didn't fucking put there. just being able to think back and go "oh yeah the OP has definitely already heard this a thousand times by the time it hits like 15k notes" saves me SO much trouble from saying stupid shit on other people's posts
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“It’s been several months of warnings across the practice, but we’re still experiencing a rash of missed punches.”
MAYBE IF Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T HAVE ONE CLOCK FOR PAY AND ONE CLOCK FOR ATTENDANCE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM
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When I thought I had seen everything in my "tropical places don't feel like home" post, between all the comments about Florida and Kingdom Hearts and Florida and how so many people in the tropics feel the same (respect to all of you) and Lilo and Stitch and Florida and "what about *random British sitcom I haven't heard of in my entire life* and Florida and Brazilians celebrating Christmas in summer too (boas festas meus irmãos) and Florida and Moana and Australians/Aotearoans (happy holidays mates) and Florida
Someone seriously tried to tell me that my post didn't make sense because most people live in temperate areas. When someone pointed out China and India, they said that China and India are temperate countries.
yeah that sure looks temperate to me.
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Andrew D. is ugly and gross and not talented 🤢 It’s no surprise Michael L. is filling his spot on the show and I hope he kicks Andrew off. Michael is hotter.
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