#percival is the trophy husband's trophy husband

[scorpionwins]

Reggie should like, hunt Percival for sport like a jealous wife for making Archie take his shirt off, but hey, what do I know

#literally when am i gonna get my territorial trophy husband reggie boy back #joaquin should haunt percival too #riverdale #reggie mantle #percival pickens #archie andrews #archiereggie #archie x reggie #text #text post

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

i'm sorry percival was so arthur's favourite knight every other round table knight had to work during the feast and get fireballs rained down on them but no percival gets to attend and flirt w pretty ladies while arthur watches wistfully on

the other knights are away at some garrison again having fireballs rained on them but noo not arthur's special boy he gets to live it up at the tavern with the king god forbid he be within 20 miles of conflict if arthur let anyone use the 'vital supplies' excuse it would've been percival lets be real his immediate and extremely obvious crush on him never faded :')

#arthur x percival is... a distressingly canon ship #p sure arthur grabs his hand in 4x02 #percival is the trophy husband's trophy husband #between arthur and elyan and the writers he couldn't die if he tried #bbc merlin #merlin rambles #mine

[lit-in-thy-heart]

i'm so sorry but @lemissingmask put this in my head after mentioning the icon of @donttouchtheneednoggle and i decided to put it in everyone else's head

[ID: a poorly photoshopped image of a shirtless Tom Hopper wearing Gwen's red velvet dress from season 5 of BBC Merlin. End ID.]

#percival #merlin #bbc merlin #i am once again asking percival with sleeves to gtfo #i should really start a tag for my poor powerpoint photoshopping #wait no all those things about percy being a trophy husband this is what he would also wear right

[feathered-serpents]

I love how in a lot love stories like Perc’ahlia the woman would become the sort of “prize” for the man after all he’s endured and make no mistake, Percy deserves love and happiness after everything, but at no point is Vex presented as his “prize.” If anything, it’s presented as: “Lady Vex’ahlia de Rolo, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Gray Hunt , Ambassador to Syngorn, Champion of Pelor, with her trophy husband Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III” and Percy is 100% responsible for it

#critical role #perc’ahlia

[the-tealeaf-brothers]

Percival de Rolo | Nickname Masterlist

Nothing brings me more joy than to see people's stupid nicknames for Percy, please, I BEG of you, give me every nickname you have for him. I will make a masterlist. Right here. Right now.

Whiny Little One-Percenter

Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III Percival "I Am The State" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

No Mercival Percival Not Mercival Percival Percival de Rolo III Percival von Keysmash Percival Keysmash de Rolo

No Mercy Percy No Percy Mercy Percy de Rolo III Percy de Blorbo Percy de YOLO Percy "The Stupidest Smartboi in all of Tal'Dorei" de Rolo

Freddy Whitey Four-Eyes Six-Eyes D-Roll Gun Son Gun Boi <3 The Bearer of Bad News The Terrible Tinkerer of Tal'Dorei Demon Baby Token Human Edge Lord Emo *crow noise* Guy Needs Therapy Angst Noodle Talk About Inner Demons Right? (Knee Slap) Anime Boy Duck Butt White Haired Anime Protagonist #2 Male Wife Vex's Trophy Husband The Malewife to Vex's Girlboss 5 Year Old Timmy iPad Kid Pretty Glasses Man

Private Klowosski Skipper Rico

That Bitch The Most Character My Little Meow Meow Scrungle Man The Boy The Skrunkly The Skrinky The Skrimblo

#percy de rolo #vox machina #critical role #tlovm #percival de rolo #💜; nora

[taakitz]

tagged by @newfruits 💖💜💕💜💖

ur supposed to answer 15 questions + tag 15 mutuals but i fuckign hate tagging ppl so i’ll probably tag like, 5

are you named after someone? p...percival de rolo...... i just genuinely thought the name was NEAT ok???? it’s cool!!!!! it’s a cool name!!!!!!!!!

last time you cried? two nights ago bc stepmonster was yelling in her sleep and it was so loud it sounded like she was right next to me and i Hated It?

do you use sarcasm? i am not very Good at sarcasm or at Understanding sarcasm (i just flat out SUCK at understanding sarcasm To Be Honest) so, not really!!

first thing you notice about a person? 1. do they Seem gay or trans, followed closely by 2. are they better at carrying on a conversation than i am (a very low bar)

whats your eye colour? mostly brown but a little green around the edges????? they used to be just..... mostly brown. dm me if you want an hq image of my eye lmao

scary movie or happy endings? HAPPY ENDINGS. this is not even up for debate for me FUCK scary movies i cannot handle it......... plus, happy endings are... good. they make me feel Happy for lack of a better word lmao. fictional happy endings are nice to have bc they give me hope for a Real Life happy ending. you kno????

special talent? i can make very annoying high-pitched noises? idk i’m not very talent-filled.. oh i’m good at writing essays in less than an hour on the day that they’re due

hobbies? drawing, video games, comic books, youtube????? mmmm not much.

have you played any sports? lmao nooooo. not even as a child. i have never been a sporty kinda lad.

pets? i take care of my stepmother’s dogs.. they’re cute but they’re Menaces. the bigger one is named harley he’s a bichon frise/poodle mix (or just a fucking huge bichon, unclear), and the littler one is named cinnamon and she’s a bichon frise/toy poodle mix. they’re awful little bastards but they’re very very cute.

height? im 5 feet tall :-)

fave subject in school? oh art, easily. i went to school for art. i had art class for 2 hours daily for four years. it was overall a Very Good experience! followed closely by literature. :-)) shout out to my 11th and 12th grade lit teacher, my hero

dream job? ehh. trophy husband, youtuber, artist, architect, ive got a whole list somewhere. i wanna do something that i Enjoy, and that makes money, lmao

i tag @weshallrideatmidnight @shorthalt @sagasofsundry @puregoldz bro i am Blanking i cannot remember any more of my mutuals’ urls. i’m so so sorry. if you’re my mutual and u wanna do this, please just say i tagged u, i give you Full Permission to do so

#long post

[thisbirdhadflown]

March Fic Rec Round-up, Part II

The Making of Lancelot by amyfortuna

Great Roxy pov- pragmatic, always observing, and gaming the system in her own way in order to win.

No Need to Be Alone by Anonymous

By his own words, Percival is a “queer and solitary fish”, but Roxy slowly but surely gets under his skin, becoming a surrogate daughter in the process. All the relationships are lovely and nuanced here, but the one between Percival and Roxy is especially strong. This story is so emotionally satisfying and the perfect lead-up to the movie.

when the devil drives by romans

This one hurts. Based on her experience with Dean, Michelle comes to a logical conclusion about her son’s relationship. And Harry, thanks to the secrecy that surrounds Kingsman, just has to take it.

Hide and Seek by orphan_account

I just really love this fic.

As I said before, kid fic isn’t my cup of tea, but I adore Adult!Daisy. Her voice in this fic is great- perfectly captures the camaraderie that siblings have, but since Eggsy’s a parental figure, there’s a bit of resentment there, too.

Other things I enjoyed:

Mysterious brother Eggsy claiming to be an exotic dancer, a trophy husband, an autobiographer for a hairstylist, etc.

Daisy spoiling Hollyoaks

The Moment: Eggsy gives Daisy a task, and if she completes it, you know her life will change FOREVER

Enough For Now by GraphiteFox

Moving forward oftentimes means looking backward, and in this post V-Day fic Eggsy contemplates his relationship with Harry and the specter of Dean Baker. Here @graphitefox has crafted an emotionally dense story with an eye for detail. It’s sweet and sad, and the relationship between Eggsy and Merlin hits all the right notes.

Seduction Prep by Fabrisse

Think of this fic as a missing scene from Eggsy’s Kingsman training. I particularly enjoyed:

1. The character interaction!

Charlie: I’ll bet you liked getting on your knees for money.

Eggsy: I admit, I charged your father double.

2. Eggsy as a sweet, laid-back charmer. Once free of that chip on his shoulder, I can totally see Eggsy connecting easily with other Kingsman and literally charming the pants off of them.

3. Merlin filling Harry in on the trainees’ progress. Heh, poor Hugo.

4. Eggsy acing the seduction classes because he’s a great guy, both in and out of the sheets.

#kingsman fic rec #roxy morton #eggsy unwin #merlin (kingsman) #percival (kingsman) #michelle unwin #daisy unwin #harry hart #merwin #kingsman #rec list

[gwythaint]

For several years, I have been running a Wuxia pastiche campaign within my Northport setting.  The population of Northport is quite mixed,  having a large number of goblin artisans (the goblins have lived in the city since its founding a few thousand years ago), humans, orcs, and a fair amount of mixed folk, given the situation to the east, where the nation of Shevnia lost a war with orcs because of a lost paytrain for their army, sort of like the post goblin war of Lesserton & Mor.  There are nations with different cultures to either side of Northport, which is set in an area inspired by Banestorm, in the old empire of Aral, with Valdassya to the west, and Shevnia to the east.  In addition to the Aralaise speaking Orcs, Goblins, and humans, there are two other communities: Little Shevnia to the east, and Little Sahud to the west.  I was sort of looking at Tredroy as an inspiration for part of this.  (Of course my city was also informed by the advenure Banrnacus, City in Peril. from Dragon Magazine # 80, as mentioned on my last podcast, along with my frequently recommended Ruins of the Undercity)

I know that using a pan-Asian pastiche like Sahud in my campaign is pretty crassly not PC, but I had a request by several players armed with google translate and wikipedia articles and a general knowledge base of cheesy kung fu films that wanted to play in that kind of setting. With apologies to the large number of people who may be offended by this kind of colonial cultural appropriation, this is how the long running conflict between Sakemoko , the patron of these characters, roughly 450 points:

Sakemoko is a squire+treasure hunter+ 50pt genin lens with born warleader 3 ,charisma +2, social regard 2: respected, (Social stigma minority, code of honor: bushido, sense of duty to Sahudese,) guild rank 4, status 2 filthy rich Large ally group of catfolk ninja office:master of funerals, He also has several points in independent income based on His involvement in numerous side businesses

and Akira Aku No, his enemy, roughly 500 points

half oni boss, head of rival ninja clan Brute +treasure hunter+ 50pt wizard lens+ 50pt ninja lens+ infernal + half ogre, has bloodlust, berserk

Both of these figures had extensive ally groups, each having at their service numerous ashigaru, and rival ninja clans.

The Team consisting of Chye Isuel, an ashigaru with some distant dragonman heritage, Chou-Zen Mou, an elder infused wizard specialized in lightning spells, Ales Konstantin, a Shevnian Squire+Adept, Iskander, a Valdassian martial artist (the player was using mostly 3e to build him), Tanaka Kojimaru, a Samurai warrior poet. Jin the Yak and Airis Moonshadow were no longer with the group.

Along with them were Di San Ge Er Zi the one eyed Ashigaru, and a number of mercenaries they hired away from Akira Aku No’s mercenary recruitment drive  for promises of better pay, the swordsman Xu, and his partner Chung Wang (Thank you Jackie Chan) as with most of my npc’s, I give a super brief stat block pulled usually from DF15 until more details are needed.

Chung Wang is a Brute St 15 DX 12 IQ 10 Ht 12 Hp 15 per 10 will 10 fp 12 T/s 1d+1/2d+2 Bs 6 mv 6 dodge 9 parry 10 DR 3 torso 5 Skills brawl 13 Two handed sword 14 tetsubo, 2d+4 crushing Gluttony, overconfident, compulsive carousing, greedy

  Xu is a Skirmisher St 11 dx 14 iq 10 ht 11 Hp 11 per 10 will 10 fp 11 T/s 1d-1/1d+1 Bs 7.5 mv 7 dodge 11 parry 12 Dr 3 Combat reflexes, ambidexterous Extravagant, impulsive, compulsive carousing Ambitious, suspicious, jealous Broadsword 16 1d+2 cut Shortsword 12 1d cut Karate 12 Fastdraw katana 15 Fastdraw shortsword 15 Light lamelar and helmet with ear and neck protection, Cheap ornate katana and wakizashi

Having decimated the forces of Akira Aku No on the initial raid to recover the tea set containing a divine being or two, and then by robbing his casino, the oni blooded boss had to resort to hiring mercenaries, including, initially Xu, and Chung Wang and a couple of naginata wielding ashigaru, along with Ale’s enemy, Bresnark, a magic user equipped with Rain of Stones and also accompanied by a Created Brute Warrior, who was defeated and robbed of his mundane gear by Iskander and Tanaka. Bresnark could probably have been taken out, except that he has plot protection as an enemy, and has to be defeated by Ales.

During the assault on Sakemoko’s compound, with rooftop ninja archers and assorted poorly armored mooks attacking the gate, a couple of ninja’s got in ( one disguised as a new ashigaru hireling, who was spotted as odd by Di San Ge er Zi,) and  poisoned the food stores in the kitchen  and then through poison shuriken at the two ashigaru it was hired with. They then led a chase through the complex, cutting holes in shoji paper walls and hiding in the rafters before being cornered in the library, where they were cornered and threatened to burn the place down (Ales stepped in and used Extinguish Fire) They were locked in irons, from which they made an escape, and were eventually hunted down.  Chou-Zen had eliminated another ninja who had been on the roof, by casting grease and causing them to fall into the koi pond in the courtyard. Another one was dispatched after the shoji walls were all collapsed and it had no place to hide. The poisoned Ashigaru were treated by the house physician, Yodoko no Hana, who is based on Ehi Shiina from Audition

Yodoku no Hana (poisonous flower) 125pt sage, with Alchemy, poison, physiology first aid, physician, herbary and esoteric medicine, Psychology diagnosis and surgery and detect lies, but no modular book learned wisdom. (Instead, she has the ninja lens) She has callousness, sadist and curious and has torture, pressure secrets and massage? She is attractive and immune to poison and has high pain tolerance. She makes poisons and potions That cause sensitivity and reduce will

In the end, Sakemoko siezed a coveted office, MAster of Funerary Services, from Akira Aku No, who had botched things when his barrels of salt packed dead waiting shipping to the homeland were animated by a toxifier demon, and arranged for all of the funerals of the people who had attacked him, and even gave stipends to the families, building him more Social regard.

Akira Aku No appeared a day later with a full procession including dragonmen and musicians, and sued for peace, saying that he was relocating to Little Shevnia for a beaurocratic job, and sold off his remaining interests in Little Sahud to Sakemoko.

From here, the crew will be heading to Veroigne, a region south of Northport where rice is grown for the Sahudese of Northport.

Veroigne developed in the campaign because a new player wanted to play a member of royalty and his husband, captain of his guard. I had little trouble building them, except for the general absence of Social Status in DF, and settled on giving him a couple of levels of Courtesy Rank. The two, both handsome  Chivalrous knights, had a backstory that created some campaign setting. By not accepting an arranged marriage, Baronet James forfeited the barony to his sister Loraine, who had married Marcel Pequenaud, the baron from a neighboring comunity that had serfs, while most of the Veroignese had died during the plague forty years ago, leaving the small barony struggling.  Pequenaud is a horrible ruler, and most of the family retainers loyal to Sir Percival and James have become Robin-Hood like bandits dedicated to protecting the peasantry from the Barons predations. As his soldiers are largely collecting taxes, Several other PC’s from Northport (Kirpich Rockson the Priest of Grom, Syvanus the elven archer/thief/wizard,  Marlena the Seasoned Apprentice and Snorry Rosslovich the Seasoned Guard, all of whom searched for the lost paytrain in the Shevnian Hexcrawl, along with Dionysus the faun swashbuckler, Aethul the ranger, and Balir Ironhide the Dwarf are on their way to hunt the Terrible Beast of Veroigne, which is terrorizing the peasantry.  Along the way they have met a party of Dolmenwood creatures,  a moss dwarf, a woodgrue, a frost elf and a grimalkin, and had little issue with them except for the compulsive playing of the woodgrue, that affected a party member or two, and a fantastic creature, the Stag of Veroigne, which gave Aethul a blessing when he approached it nicely. Killing it would have brought on a curse, which would have intensified if they had eaten it. It would have resurrected itself like Frey’s Goats the next day had they done so.

As to what James and Percival were up to in Northport? Thjey joined up with a pair of warrior /wizards, Sederic and Grimaldi to hunt down the racketeering Connard DuMenteur (Asshole the Liar) who had informed the Guard of Vilgar’s underground fighting operation at the very start of the campaign, back in August of 2013.  Connard had a fortified building with all access to the undercity cut off, so as to prevent an attack from below.  Among his personal crew of kneecappers and fingertakers who collected money for him were five brutes (including Lourdad and Chienne LaChatte, a gigantic elder infused brute that collected fingers as trophies.

After bashing through the brutes, one surrendered (Lourdad) and they went after DuMenteur. He had holed up in his Magelocked lower appartment, and had time to load up on paut, and  set up a trap. He opened a secret door that lead into an L-shaped closet, and hid in an alcove behind an arras, and waited for them to break in the door. They had been using sense foes earlier, but they all blindly ran into the close, and had it Magelocked behind them, and were stuck for an hour. when they got out ( the door was stone, and the knights were in front, unable to squeeze past to attempt to break down the door), Both DuMenteur and Vilgar were waiting for them, having come to a financial arrangement. ( I have a lot of bosses parlaying).  Grimaldi and Sederic of the cursed, dancing sword went on to do some advertising work for the underground tavern, standing watch while some laborers nailed signs.

  Another group, the one that had negotiated a truce with the ogres in the winecellars and are travelling with a four-armed demon hunting celestial descended from a servitor of Kali had tracked down a couple of cultists who were on their way to buy cuttlefish. The cultists of Saturnos the Devourerer have an initiation rite in which the supplicant dyes theyr robes in cuttlefish ink by placing it in a barrel with them and agitating the squiddos by drowning a cat. This leads to the typical markings of the cultists, blackened hands and scratches all over their faces.  Typically, they are led into what they think is a sex cult with offers of carnal relations with succubi and incubi, and up until now, the assorted groups of PC’s had thought they were dealing with a demon cult, especially due to all of the petty demons and Demons of Old that they had faced. They were forgetting about the Demons from Between the Stars… As it was discovered by this group, which included Oly the thief, who had funded the paytrain Hexcrawl with loot from fighting the cult when Ludlow the Munificent  accidentally blocked their ceremony and created a gate to Hell, Mancini the Guild agent (Agent+Treasure Hunter) and his guard ally Norman, Aoife the Leprechaun Druid who was on the mission to negotiate with the Trolls and entered the Library of Flax, Ardenas Barehand, who had been involved with Oly  in stealing the Jugga Trophy from the Orcish Dojo, along with Kalima, they discovered what the cultists were really about.

Kalima - 250 pt celestial avatar of Kali Att 80 Adv 149 Dis -50 Q-5 Sk 44 Sp 32 Total: 250 Attributes: ST 15 [0]; DX 12 [20]; IQ 13 [60]; HT 13 [10]. Damage 1d+1/2d+1; BL 39 lbs.; HP 15 [0]; Will 14 [0]; Per 13 [0]; FP 14 [0]; Basic Speed 7.00 [-10]; Basic Move 7 [0]. Advantages: Celestial [75] (ST+1, dx+1,iq+1, ht+1, will+1, fp+1, bs +.5, attractive , fit, spirit empathy, celestal nimbus,divine gifts, Divine curse (preferred enemy of demons) weakness to evil areas) Half Ogre [20] ST+4 [40]; IQ-1 [-20]; HT+1 [10]. Advantages: Damage Resistance 1 (Tough Skin, -40%) [3]; Fearlessness 1 [2]; Night Vision 3 [3]. Disadvantages:Appearance (Ugly) [-8]; Social Stigma (Savage) 2 extra arms [20] Higher Purpose, Slay Demons [5] Sharp Teeth [5] power Investiture 2 [20] signature gear, spear [3] Charms [6] Dis: Unattractive [0] Honesty [-10] Pacifism, Cannot harm Innocents [-10] Sense of Duty [-5 ](Adventuring Companions) selfless [-5] Bloodlust [-10] Bad Temper [-10] Unnatural Features 3, (3rd eye, Black glossy skin, flame red hair) Q usually wears only silk loincloth, coral bracelets and anklets, marigold wreath, likes to dance Charms Aura Invisibility Turn Spirit Final Rest Steal HT Eviscerate Skills: Brawling 8 15 Wrestling 4 13+2 Spear 12 15 Garrotte 4 13 Theology 2 12 Thanatology 2 12 Hidden Lore, Demons 4 14 Meditation 2 12 Intimidation 1 15 Detect Lies 1 11 Diplomacy 1 11 Stealth 1 12 Observation 1 12 Dance 1 12 Spells: Protection from Evil 4 15 Invisibility 4 15 Final Rest 4 15 Aura 4 15 Steal HT 4 15 Turn Spirit 4 15 Eviscerate VH 8 15 Equipment: Spear Pussiant +1 vs Demons Currently wearing a bolt of reddish linen as a sari.

When they followed the cuttlefish seekers back to their lair, finding their signature trap, Evil Runes that drain FP,  and stealthily took them and a couple petty demons out, they found a large crowd of cultists about to sacrifice a demon of old! the demon, along with some petty demons participating in the ceremony, immediately attacked Kalima, a favored enemy. The feeling was mutual, and she drained health on a couple, like her ancestor, and the demon ripped free of his silvered chains and flew up to attack her (he had berserk). She killed him by eviscerating him and eating his heart.  Unfortunately for the PC’s all of the deaths (and there were many) enhanced the ceremony in progress, the summoning of an Elder Servitor.  It took a lot, including Ardenas using Winged Knife on the cult champion’s silvered greatsword to kill the servitor but they did. The cultists of the Devourerer, who started the campaign by killing everyone who had the spell divination or any kind of oracular ability, are Cultists of the Elder Gods!

This was noticed by the Ymid, with his Sense Weird ability, but he was two bothered by the destruction of his skiff ( a nifty little contragravity craft he had parked on the other side of the Bone Gate) by a Bhole passing through the gate. Yaay there is now a super Dire Rot worm  somewhere in the dungeon (pencilling in a purple worm encounter). The Juniors group will be fetching alchemical components for the repair of the skiff. Additionally, they have just acquired some cultists of their own; some serfs fleeing Veroigne who were met on the road by thatr gorup, who are all worshipers of Vejovis, the roman defender of injustice, worshiped by Nodwin, the Initiate travelling with the Juniors group.

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A resolution to part of a campaign, and some play reports For several years, I have been running a Wuxia pastiche campaign within my Northport setting.  The population of Northport is quite mixed,  having a large number of goblin artisans (the goblins have lived in the city since its founding a few thousand years ago), humans, orcs, and a fair amount of mixed folk, given the situation to the east, where the nation of Shevnia lost a war with orcs because of a lost…

#Artwork #Cultists #DFRPG #Dungeon Fantasy #GURPS #Kalima #play reports #wuxia #Ymid

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

When they were injured

@mumble-muse sorryy it's so late mumble here you go 🙈💛

Elyan

3x07 - kidnapped and handcuffed

3x13 - wounded in left arm

4x01 - yote by morgana

4x04 - poisoned by julius borden

4x06 - yote by dragoon

4x08 - attacked by lamia

4x10 - possessed by druid boy, decked by gwaine, walloped by percival, man he went thru it in this ep

4x12 - yote by morgana, captured, tortured by nathair

4x13 - imprisoned and starved and generally beat up

5x04 - captured by odin

5x05 - yote by osgar

5x06 - went on holiday to ealdor and was fine

Percival

4x04 - impaled in thigh by crossbow bolt + poisoned by julius borden

4x06 - yote by dragoon

4x08 - attacked by lamia

5x01 - captured by morgana

5x03 - tHe axE mUsT'vE faLLeN oFf thE RAcK

5x04 - captured by odin

5x06 - blisters :( another crossbow bolt - mf's a pincushion, i was gonna say soul obliterating grief but everything was fine actually

im gonna be honest i've blanked everything from here on out and i can't remember anything except

5x13 - yote + captured by morgana, crippling depression :')

#im so sorry #i decided to do this entirely from memory and i don't know why #horrible idea 🤣 #bbc merlin #sir elyan #he was fine actually #sir percival #mf was CODDLED dear god #can't let the trophy husband's trophy husband come to too much harm #merlin rambles #mine