Hey you. Yes you. You reading this. Go practice ♡♡♡
Today’s sexy instrument is the Acme Siren
The Acme Siren is an instrument often used in concert bands for comedic effect. In cartoons, it is used to mimic a police siren. The siren is made up of a metal cylinder with a small fan inside. The faster a performer blows, the higher the pitch. It is not recommended that you use the Acme Siren, or any Acme product for that matter, to hunt roadrunners. They’re known to backfire, but only in roadrunner hunts.
Rating: 10/10. The sleek sexiness of the siren makes it perfect for use in the bedroom. The siren can be used as a dildo. When the user farts, the siren will sound
today’s instrument is the very sexy afoxé.
the afoxé is an Afro-Brazillian instrument made of a gourd wrapped in a net that has beads tied into it. to play, simply shake the gourd. I dont know about you, but I think it’s gourd-geous.
rating: 10/10. beautiful instrument, and the beads are very sexy. perfect to spice up your bedroom life
the first section? percussion. for all the uninitiated, percussion is the category of instruments you bang to make music. lots of banging going on, so even if the instruments aren’t sexy, they are sexually active