#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus
Nico: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yes" why isn't there a "purgatory maybe"?
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idk why but I feel like will solace is the line between bravery and stupidity
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Leo was banned from ever babysitting any kids cause last time he babysat Estelle he used her to get free skittles from candy stores.
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Thalia, Nico and Percy: *emo/punk skater vibes*
Jason: *golden boy*
Hazel: *middle school horse girl*
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Annabeth: hey nico, could you give me some boy advice?
Nico: they're not worth it
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Fanfic: *does something embarrassing*
Me, casually exiting the browser: ah. To be flustered. Idiots.
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percy jackson is jake peralta. period.
also, andy samberg’s (who plays jake peralta) birthday is today. guess what today is? PERCY’S BIRTHDAY BITCHES
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OH MY GOD ITS BEGUN
STRAP ON YOUR CELESTIAL BRONZE, DEMIGODS, A NEW ERA HAS STARTED
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And this is only one example
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Nico: I don't need to go to sleep I'm fine
Will: But I'll be so lonely without you, why don't you curl up in my arms and we can snuggle and-
Nico: Are you trying to seduce me into a normal sleeping pattern?
Will: Is it working?
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I just wanna say rick made a good choice there
who else agrees with me??say ayeee
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Nico:* hiding fake ID*
Percy: what’s that ? What are you hiding there Nico ?
Nico:* shows fake ID*
Percy: why do you have a fake ID?
Nico:mumbles * you have to be 18 to hold the puppies at petco
Percy: Say again
Nico: you have to be 18 to hold the puppies at petco
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pjo characters as Hannah Gadsby quotes
all the demigods about the gods:
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Do you have Wifi on?
When was your last sip of Water?
Did you eat anything today?
Did you brush your teeth?
Make sure you do that, I’ll wait here
Your back? Wonderful, continue on with your journey, I love you, and you’re doing amazing
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Nico: You son of a bitch!
Percy: Don't talk about my mother that way
Nico: I was talking about your dad
Percy: Fair enough
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headcanon that Nico writes in cursive
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Kaz Brekker, Nico de Angelo and Five Hargreeves would either be best friends or sworn enemies there is no in between
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Nico will have really bad nightmares so he runs into the infirmary or the Apollo cabin and just hide it wills chest
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