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raphael-angele · 3 days

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Baby Solangelo Part 2

Nico: *crying*

Percy: What happened?!?! Is he okay?!?!

Thalia: Relax, he's okay.

Percy: Then why in Hades is he crying?!

Grover: We were trying to get him to eat his fruits and vegetables

Percy: How did that turn to this?

Annabeth: Grover said, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Percy:

Nico, still crying: I DON'T WANT WILL TO GO AWAY!!!

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y0urlocalhalf-bl0od · 3 days

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Percy: hello emo

Nico: fuck off perry Johnson /hj

- Later at dinner -

Will: hey emo, I love you

Nico: hello my significant annoyance I love you too

Percy, standing on top of the table: Oh so when I say it

Nico, hitting him with a French fry: Yes ocean boy now get down!

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bagerfluff · 2 days

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Nico: Fuck me

Y/n: Gladly

Nico: What?

Y/n: What?

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 1 month

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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

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sadiewayne · 3 months

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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back

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simpingforpjo · 8 months

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Monster: Identify yourself!

Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!

Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.

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ellilyre · 1 month

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Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that

Will : I'm your boyfriend

Nico :

*heart monitor beeps faster*

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fxiryeon · 20 days

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Y/N: It’s so frustrating

Luke: What is ??

Y/N: Watching Annabeth openly flirt with Percy for weeks and Percy is still not realising it

Luke, wearing a ‘date me Y/N’ shirt: Haha, yeah-

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 3 months

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Chiron: Just a reminder that Camp Halfblood offers therapy to those who need it

Y/N: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

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milesmoralesluvs · 4 months

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annabeth: *shy* are you uncomfortable?

percy: *also shy* no, i'm fine. are you?

annabeth: *slightly blushing* i'm not

percy: *also blushing* that's good

grover: ...

grover: i am.

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gummybearinthehouseee · 6 months

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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much

percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT

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raphael-angele · 1 day

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Bianca di Angelo and her Reputation as the Child of Hades (The Nickname)

Percy, giving a tour: And that's pretty much it. Any questions?

Penelope (New Camper): Uhm, no, not really

Percy: Great. So your cabin is right over-

Penelope: Oh, actually, I was wondering if you could tell me where to find the HoA.

Percy: Hunters of Artemis?

Penelope: Yeah. I've actually been meaning to join them

Percy: Oh, well, yeah but you have to talk to Thalia for that.

Later:

Phoebe: Hello, Perseus.

Percy: Hey, Phoebe. This is Penelope. She wants to join the HoA. Is Thalia in?

Penelope: Hi.

Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Thalia went for a short quest. But if she really wants to join, Azrael can take her in.

Percy: No! No, she'll just join when Thalia's back.

Penelope: Wait, but, she said Azrael can take me in.

Percy: Penelope, trust me, you're better off waiting for Thalia

Penelope: Wha- What's wrong with Azrael? It's not like she's gonna kill me.

Percy: Pen, we call her Azrael for a reason. Azrael is the Archangel of Death. It's why we call her that.

Phoebe: Percy-

Percy: She is a child of Hades and she is a force to be reckon with.

Phoebe: Percy-

Percy: She is intimidating, terrifying, and she will not hesitate to steal your soul and dam it for all eternity if need be.

Phoebe: PERCY!

Percy: WHAT?!?!

Phoebe: ...*pushes the door fully to show Bianca*

Percy:

Bianca: Perseus, I do hope that you meant none of that in a bad way.

Percy: No, ma'am. Absolutely not.

Bianca: Mhm...Penelope?

Penelope: Yes, ma'am. I take it that you're Azrael?

Bianca: *extends her hand* Bianca di Angelo. I'm the second lieutenant of the Hunters of Artemis. I'm currently in charge while Thalia is away.

Penelope: *shakes her hand* Nice to meet you. So, you're NOT Azrael

Bianca: Don't worry. Azrael is just my nickname. Come in, I'll fill you in.

Penelope: *enters* Thank you.

Bianca to Percy: Perseus.

Percy: I meant it to sound like she knew who she was dealing with.

Bianca: ...I'll let it slide. Now, shoo

Percy: *runs*

Bianca: *closes the door* Penelope! I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number 1: Don't bother sucking up to me; I already hate you, that's not gonna change.

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venusleontios55555 · 11 months

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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”

Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”

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percabethlovebot · 1 month

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Percy: Are we fighting or flirting right now?

Annabeth; My hand is literally around your throat.

Percy: That doesn’t answer my question.

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pick-a-funny-name · 1 year

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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.

Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?

Percy: That’s voodoo.

Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!

Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.

Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Leo: That’s kinky.

Annabeth: Oh my God.

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vampbloodbunny · 1 year

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Bromance

percy : bro look at this art

Jason : okay lemme see it bro

percy : * shows phone *

jason : bro that's the camera on selfie mode

percy : that's cuz ur art bro

jason : b r o

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