'strange brain take a look at my cage you'll see all i care about is feeding myself' except i have a delocalised sense of self so that includes 8 billion people and a few thousand albatrosses
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The hold Perfect Lie has on me is unmatched
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I have played perfect lie many times and today I wanted to show it to my friends, did it work out ehhh no but I’m dissapointed cause now they’ll never know the insanity that is perfect lie
They saw us kill the kids father but what they don’t know is that the favt we electrocuted the father has consequences WAY LATER INTO THENSTORY, these aren’t one off little funnies. You keep aging and there’s a story that’s cohesive and callsback to previous events and decisions
You find your dad cheating on mom and have to either watch an ad to have dad give you a car (you’re 8) or ask for a games console
You later get an office job and have to lie to your boss to get promoted
Perfect Lie seems like your average mobile game but it’s a game with CONSEQUENCES
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Superbloom is so good oh my god
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
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I think I was supposed to be a hobbit
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Satans Fall - Simon Bisley // Perfect Lie - Ashton Irwin
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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
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Unfortunately I think you can do the camp rock dance to perfect lie
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