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tippenfunkaport · 5 months
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Huntara: Is this plant based?
Perfuma, putting on sunglasses: All plants are based.
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catradora-is-amazing · 9 months
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The She-ra characters ranked in order of whos the best
15. You
14. can't
13. rank
12. them
11. because
10. they
9. are
8. all
7. Good
6. in
5. their
4. own
3. unique
2. ways
1. Scorpia
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existennialmemes · 10 months
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Netossa, telling She Ra how to fight the woman she loves: Stop holding back, you need to kick her ass!
Perfuma, telling She Ra how to fight the woman she loves: We don't throw tanks at our friends, you need to use your words!
Spinnerella: Successfully captured and returned to the Rebellion on episode 10
Scorpia: Never captured, only returned to the Rebellion after Bow successfully launched Entrapta's program in the last episode
Look I'm not saying Netossa was right, but Netossa was right
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dachshunds-and-fondue · 10 months
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life-affirming conversations on Etheria
scorpia: oh woe is me! my existence is but an endless pit of eternal suffering! perfuma: *breaks down the door and hurriedly places it back on its hinges* SCORPIA! YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT THAT IF YOU STABBED THE SUN IT WOULD THANK YOU! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL, SPECTACULAR, AMAZING, FANTASTIC PERSON! scorpia: *sobs happily and crushes perfuma in her arms* double trouble: girlie we were practicing lines.
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chiqita · 2 years
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The perfect reply, assert dominance!
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bat-burrito · 2 years
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In the name of Christmas, Perfuma opened a shop
She’ll leash you with a vine if you refuse to stop
It isn’t her fault, her debts are a lot
Because she blew Plumeria’s budget on pot.
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i-am-shitpost · 3 years
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She-ra as my group chat
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svgarangy · 3 years
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for all you fuckers with issues
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syganiarts · 3 years
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Hello all- I saw a need for the SPOP fandom so I’ve decided to fill that need. I am going to go through as many of the characters as possible and give them all their own *concern* face. These are my first nine >:3 Feel welcome to use these all you want- just please source back to @syganiarts :)
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curiousscientistkae · 3 years
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Perfuma: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Perfuma: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Adora: ...Uhh
Bow: She's trying to yell mental health and well being into us.
Perfuma: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Adora: *crying* It's working
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stellar-lune · 3 years
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She-Ra Incorrect Quotes (List)
Feel free to use these for anything!
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Sea Hawk: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Frosta: I choose to waive that right!
Frosta: *screaming*
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Mermista: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Adora: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Adora: I would never say that my girlfriend is a bitch and I don’t like her. That’s not true… Catra is a bitch and I like her so much!
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Bow: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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Entrapta: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Catra: So you like cats?
Adora: Yeah.
Catra: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Bow: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Adora: Mine just says "Adora no."
Bow: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Entrapta: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Double Trouble: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Angella: Why are you like this??
Shadow Weaver: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Mermista: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Mermista: Oh god, you have Sea Hawk.
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Double Trouble: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Mermista: Being a fish.
Double Trouble: Well, shit.
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Scorpia: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Catra: That doesn't exist.
Scorpia: Not with that attitude.
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Shadow Weaver: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Adora: Those are wanted posters!
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Spinnerella: Netossa annoyed me today, so I told her that I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Glimmer: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Spinnerella: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.
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Adora: Scorpia-
Scorpia: *sighs* Catra used to call me Scorpia...
Adora: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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Sea Hawk: I need to dye my hair.
Mermista: ...
Sea Hawk: Or get another tattoo.
Mermista: ...
Sea Hawk: Or a new piercing.
Mermista: Why?
Sea Hawk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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tippenfunkaport · 1 year
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Perfuma: My goodness, that Horde scorpion princess certainly is attractive!
Bow: You know she kidnapped us, right? And tried to kill me?
Perfuma: So? And she looked hot doing it! God forbid women do anything!
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she-ra-shitposting · 3 years
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Hero Forge released colours to the public, so this is what I’ve spent all day doing.
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andhereisthetea · 3 years
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On my computer, there is a folder....
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mimdecisive · 2 years
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perfuma: maybe we could go to mystacor! It’s invisible right?
SW: that won’t work—
Castaspella: because I moved it.
SW:
Frosta:
Netossa:
Perfuma:
Perfuma, weakly: what?
Castaspella: I moved it.
Perfuma: you moved… mystacor? isn’t that… a whole kingdom? (Never been to Mystacor)
Castaspella: Of course it’s a whole kingdom.
Perfuma: and you just… moved it?
Castaspella: What did you think I was doing all this time???
Perfuma: NOT MOVING A KINGDOM
SW: moving Mystacor is impossible. i doubt she’s telling the truth
Castaspella: Do you not move your kingdom when its in danger?
Perfuma: N-no???? That’s impossible.
Castaspella: I guess that’s what happens when your kingdom is built on the ground.
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chiqita · 2 years
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Sending good vibes (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*✲゚*。⋆
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