Netossa, telling She Ra how to fight the woman she loves: Stop holding back, you need to kick her ass!
Perfuma, telling She Ra how to fight the woman she loves: We don't throw tanks at our friends, you need to use your words!
Spinnerella: Successfully captured and returned to the Rebellion on episode 10
Scorpia: Never captured, only returned to the Rebellion after Bow successfully launched Entrapta's program in the last episode
Look I'm not saying Netossa was right, but Netossa was right
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life-affirming conversations on Etheria
scorpia: oh woe is me! my existence is but an endless pit of eternal suffering!
perfuma: *breaks down the door and hurriedly places it back on its hinges* SCORPIA! YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT THAT IF YOU STABBED THE SUN IT WOULD THANK YOU! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL, SPECTACULAR, AMAZING, FANTASTIC PERSON!
scorpia: *sobs happily and crushes perfuma in her arms*
double trouble: girlie we were practicing lines.
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She-Ra Incorrect Quotes (List)
Feel free to use these for anything!
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Sea Hawk: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Frosta: I choose to waive that right!
Frosta: *screaming*
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Mermista: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Adora: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Adora: I would never say that my girlfriend is a bitch and I don’t like her. That’s not true… Catra is a bitch and I like her so much!
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Bow: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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Entrapta: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Catra: So you like cats?
Adora: Yeah.
Catra: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Bow: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Adora: Mine just says "Adora no."
Bow: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Entrapta: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Double Trouble: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Angella: Why are you like this??
Shadow Weaver: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Mermista: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Mermista: Oh god, you have Sea Hawk.
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Double Trouble: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Mermista: Being a fish.
Double Trouble: Well, shit.
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Scorpia: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Catra: That doesn't exist.
Scorpia: Not with that attitude.
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Shadow Weaver: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Adora: Those are wanted posters!
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Spinnerella: Netossa annoyed me today, so I told her that I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Glimmer: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Spinnerella: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.
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Adora: Scorpia-
Scorpia: *sighs* Catra used to call me Scorpia...
Adora: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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Sea Hawk: I need to dye my hair.
Mermista: ...
Sea Hawk: Or get another tattoo.
Mermista: ...
Sea Hawk: Or a new piercing.
Mermista: Why?
Sea Hawk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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perfuma: maybe we could go to mystacor! It’s invisible right?
SW: that won’t work—
Castaspella: because I moved it.
SW:
Frosta:
Netossa:
Perfuma:
Perfuma, weakly: what?
Castaspella: I moved it.
Perfuma: you moved… mystacor? isn’t that… a whole kingdom? (Never been to Mystacor)
Castaspella: Of course it’s a whole kingdom.
Perfuma: and you just… moved it?
Castaspella: What did you think I was doing all this time???
Perfuma: NOT MOVING A KINGDOM
SW: moving Mystacor is impossible. i doubt she’s telling the truth
Castaspella: Do you not move your kingdom when its in danger?
Perfuma: N-no???? That’s impossible.
Castaspella: I guess that’s what happens when your kingdom is built on the ground.
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