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Off the Top | Josh Kiszka X Reader

Warnings: Minors DNI! Mullet/Johawk Josh (hehehe), unprotected sex, oral (m. receiving, f. receiving), biting, graphic descriptions of sex. Pretty much just smutty smut.

Edit: these photos aren’t mine!

Word Count: 4.7K

A/N: I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did writing it! I wanted to take my time on it so that I could deliver a quality fic for you guys. Here it is!! Regardless of if you like josh's new hair, you can read this as the other josh lmfao. I hope you guys enjoy!

“So I did something.”

Those were words you were always concerned of hearing, especially coming out of Josh’s mouth. “Oh god, what did you do and how much is bail?” You asked into the phone.

You heard his light chuckle on the other end. “You know, you really could have a little more faith in me.” 

“I would, but I never know what to expect with you. You know what happened last time.” You leaned against the kitchen island with your hand on your hip. 

“Not my best moment, but uh–well, yeah no this isn’t that bad.” Josh said, only making you more antsy. “Facetime me.” 

“Okay,” You answered, your tone lifting with suspicion. You pressed the Facetime icon and waited as your face appeared in front of you. He answered, but you could only see black. 

“Josh, you have the camera backwards.” You said. 

“No I don’t, I just haven't done the reveal yet.” In the frame, you could see flashes of color stream across the screen. 

“What do you mean, reveal?” You asked. 

“So you know how you told me that I needed to take care of my ‘hobbit’ hair? That it was too frizzy?” He said, though his dialogue sounded muffled through the speakers. 

You couldn’t help but chuckle. “Yes. Did you get the perm redone?”

“Nope. Well, not exactly.” He answered, finally pulling the phone screen up to his face. “What do you think?” He asked, pulling his free hand through his hair, which was now shaved on the sides of his head, with most of the length of his curls piled on top of his head, reminiscent of a mohawk. 

“Oh my god, you didn’t,” You said, mostly out of shock. 

“That bad?” He said, his face scrunching slightly. 

“Oh–uh..no. Trust me, not bad at all. I– um. I– wow,” You stopped and started again, your body caught in a stasis from attempting to process the information. “You look–so fucking sexy right now, I just–” You said, swallowing your next words. “When’s your flight?” You asked, thinking of only when Josh would finally step foot in your shared home. 

“Already landed. You know how my flight kept getting pushed back and pushed back yesterday? Well instead of taking the late flight today, they were able to put me on one that left at four. Got the haircut yesterday. I just wanted to surprise you.” 

You couldn’t help but cut him off. “So when are you gonna get home?” 

“Within the hour. Just gotta pick up the car from the lot.”

“Good because I need you to come home as fast as possible. Safely of course.” Where you stood, you could feel your body heating up, becoming needy and expectant of Josh’s touch. It wasn’t that long since you had seen him. He had been home just a few days earlier before flying out to finish the makeup shows on the latest tour. He never mentioned that he was going to completely change his hairstyle. You liked that he kept it a secret from you, though it seemed ironic. He knew you’d be turned on at first sight. He’d planned this. Of course he had.

“Someone’s a little excited,” He said. You looked at him through the screen, finding yourself almost unable to look him in the eye, especially when his instinct was to bite at his lip when he was in thought. “Josh. Come home.” You said once more. “No stops. We can worry about it all later. Just come home to me.”

“Yes Ma’am. Wait for me and I’ll take care of you, I promise.”

***

Half an hour later, you were waiting for him on the living room couch wearing nothing more than a bathrobe. You scrolled aimlessly through your phone, feeling time creep by dreadfully slow. You moved back and forth between looking out of the windows for clues of his arrival and returning to watch brain rotting tiktoks. What seemed like an eternity later, you heard the loud engine of Josh’s jeep pull into the driveway and then cut off, his car door slamming shut. You couldn’t help but chuckle to yourself as you watched him through the blinds bolting across the porch to the front door. You got up from the couch, your stomach churning with butterflies as you waited for him to open the door. Sunlight streamed through the crack of the door when he opened it, and though you couldn’t see his facial features just yet, you caught the first glimpse of his new hairstyle. “I’m home,” he said in a sing-songy murmur, closing the door behind him, locking it and tossing his car keys on the catch-all table beside the entrance. 

“I promise it’s still Josh in here,” He said, throwing his hands up to his hair, gesturing to the change. You snorted and closed the distance between you and him. You brought your hands up to his hair, your fingertips grazing along the bare sides of his head, feeling the prickly, but soft sensation of the buzzed hair. 

“I love it,” You said, absently biting your lip as you pulled at his curls that still maintained much of their length on top. You moved your fingertips toward the nape of his neck, gripping his thick hair in your hands. “You’ve got a mane,” You said with a mischievous grin, leaning forward to kiss him. He returned it gently before responding. 

“Are you calling me a horse?” The sight of his white teeth gleaming from behind the softness of his lips was enough for you to shut him up and pull him into the bedroom right then and there, but you didn’t. Not yet, at least. 

“No, I just like that I have something to grab on to. Might come in handy,” You answered with a shrug before turning around and untying the robe from around your waist, letting it fall from your shoulders and then from your arms, landing on the floor of the living room leaving you naked as you walked away. You turned over your shoulder innocently. “Are you coming?” You asked, before turning from him and heading to the bedroom. 

“Fucking Christ,” spilled from his lips in a low mutter, a hand flying up to stroke at his chin as he looked at you. “Trust me,” he said, coming up behind you, slapping your ass before digging his fingers possessively into you. “I’m right here.”

He closed the bedroom door just as quickly as he entered the room, turning the lights off with the flick of his pointer finger. “I can’t believe you teased me like that,” you mumbled as you busied yourself with the buttons of his dark blue and green striped jumpsuit. “And now you’re wearing possibly the most annoying piece of clothing to get off.” You pulled his top open button by button. 

“Need help?” He asked, looking at you with a smirk that you wanted to smack straight off of his face—not out of anger, but out of carnal lust. 

You shook your head decidedly, continuing down the garment, revealing the smoothness of his bare chest. You ran your hands across it, taking with it the fabric that now loosely hung about his shoulders. You deftly slid the top off of him, leaving only his bottoms left to take off. Moving your hands to the drawstring, pulling it loose and tugging it down his hips. You had expected him to be wearing underwear under his jumpsuit, especially considering that he was flying, but the only thing you felt underneath was the smoothness of his skin. “Joshua—no underwear?”

He pulled his shoes off and slipped the pants off the rest of the way, letting them fall to the floor in a heap. “I don’t like being uncomfortable,” he said with a shrug before stepping forward to take your face in his hands. “Stop worrying about me. I got this haircut for you, after all.” His thumbs caressed each of your cheeks and you felt his fingertips smooth over the nape of your neck as he looked at you. 

“You’re a liar,” you said, punching his chest softly. “You did it because you knew that thousands of girls will lose their shit during the next show.” He chuckled softly. 

“Mm, that’s an added benefit, but that’s not why I did it. You’ve been calling me Bob Ross for months now. I know you don’t like the frizz.” 

“I love your hair long when you take care of it,” you said, lowering your gaze at him because you both knew that his regimen was lacking. “But this,” you said, pulling your fingertips up to the hairstyle once more. “I’m not gonna be able to keep my hands off of you.”

“Then what’s stopping you, mama?” He asked, adding on the name that he reserved for moments like these. 

“Not a damn thing,” You say, taking his hands in yours and walking him to the bed. “I don’t ever feel the need to ask,” you began. “But I really just need you to eat me out.” You looked at him with a neutral expression, despite his lips curling upward. 

“Needy, huh?” He said, disconnecting his hands from yours to smooth over your hips. He bent forward and began to kiss down your neck and you let him, raising your head to give him more space. “I like it when you tell me what you need. Don’t I always do a good job?” He asked, his tone slipping past his lips like liquid sex. 

“Always. Josh please,” You whined. 

“Lay down, baby.” He commanded, and you did as he told you, laying flat on your back. He joined you at the end of the bed, wrapping his fingers around your knees, pulling you to the end of the bed so that he had better access. Lowering himself on his knees, he walked himself in between your legs so that his face was flush with your heat. “I missed you,” he murmured softly, placing soft, dragging kisses on the your inner thighs, letting the heat of his breath follow him as he wandered. “You wanna know something funny? Maybe a tad bit embarrassing?” He asked. You nodded silently. 

“After long nights of performing when I’m finally alone in my hotel room or my bunk, I think of you.” 

“Josh, that’s not embarrassing.” You contradicted. “It’s normal to miss me, just like I miss you.”

“Then I guess it’s normal for me to imagine doing this, too,” He answered, leaning forward, suckling directly on your clit, his tongue drawing circles around it before flattening out against you, collecting your slick just to repeat the process. You sucked in your bottom lip, letting your eyes fall shut. You felt his facial hair scratching softly against your skin. You knew it would leave you raw eventually, but you’d dismiss it as more proof of his touch. He stayed like this for a while, his hands snaking up your hips to rest in the curve of your body, his grip on your body secure and possessive. When he lifted from you the first time, you could see that the lower half of his face was beginning to chafe, his skin having turned bright red with exertion. “You don’t know how often I think about doing this–tasting you, you being all mine.” He rose from the floor and leaned over you, falling upon your lips in a salty-sweet kiss that made your head swim. “I almost had to take care of myself in the airport bathroom.” He said, grinning against your lips. 

“You did not,” you said with disbelief. “In the airport?” 

“Well, I didn’t. But I wanted to. That’s why I came straight home.” He dragged himself down your body, stopping to pull one of your breasts into his mouth, his tongue flitting effortlessly against your erect nipple.

 “Fuck, Josh,” You murmured softly, letting your hands travel around your own body. Josh grabbed each of your wrists in his hands, pulling them off of your body, effectively pinning you against the bed with you still within his grip. You could feel the stiffness of his cock dragging about your skin as he tasted you, and your body was on fire in almost the literal sense of the word. Though he hadn’t entered you, and had only stimulated you for a few moments, your core still contracted and relaxed in rhythm, desperate for him to ignite the desire sizzling through every inch of your skin. “Baby, please. I need to feel you. I’m tired of the foreplay.”

“Do I not make you feel good?” He asked, breathlessly breaking from your skin, only to shift to the other breast, his teeth sinking into the softness of your skin, leaving you hissing through gritted teeth.

“It’s not that–I just,” You started to explain, only to be cut off by Josh dropping the grip of one of his hands, bringing his fingertips to cradle the tip of your chin.

“I know what I’m doing, Y/n. I did all of this just for you. Booked an earlier flight just to come home and make love to you. Can you be patient? I’m not going to waste my time only to give you a mediocre orgasm.” His honesty wasn’t something that you hadn’t heard before. You were used to Josh’s candor. What did surprise you was his selflessness when it came to sex. He always set out to please you first, in fact, it turned him on almost just as much as physical touch to see you writhing in pleasure under his touch. Josh liked to be in control, knowing that the journey to orgasm was directed and overseen solely by him. 

“Okay. I’m sorry. I just need you.” You apologized. Josh pulled you into another kiss. 

“Don’t apologize, baby girl. I know you missed me.” Josh pulled his hand away from your face and dribbled a string of saliva into it, dispersing it with his thumb. You watched as his hand disappeared somewhere between the two of you until you found the destination, his fingers working deftly upon your clit in wide circles. After a moment, he hooked two fingers inside of you, stretching you out softly. “You’re dripping,” He said with a grin, placing one last kiss on your chest before sliding back down to the end of the bed, this time standing straight. Josh took his cock in his hand, using your slick as lubricant to stroke himself. He truly was beautiful standing over you, so obviously turned on in your vulnerable state. You needed him so badly and he knew it. The new haircut seemed to bring a newly assured confidence within your boyfriend and it didn’t hurt that it turned you on to no end that he knew how sexy he was.

 “You look incredible,” You admitted as he stepped in between your legs. The new haircut framed his face beautifully, exposing the curves of his ears and the tiny golden hoops that usually stayed hidden behind his wisps of curls. The hairdresser had cut some length from the hair that hung above his eyes, which brought out the expressiveness in his features. His eyebrows were manicured, his mustache trimmed neat. 

“It’s all for you. Only for you.” He answered. You felt him slide the tip of his cock through your slick folds. The feeling of him against you was different than his fingertips, in what way you couldn’t describe. Maybe it was because you both knew that you were at the edge of a freefall, which would commence the moment he finally pushed into you. You closed your eyes and waited, exhaling when he finally tipped his hips forward, entering you. You didn’t realize that you were holding your breath until you felt your lungs filling with air once more, your body becoming electrified as you felt Josh inch his way further into you. “You okay?” He murmured softly, his eyebrows knit together with pleasure. 

You nodded. “Yes, please keep going,” You pleaded, reaching out for him. He bent over you, propping himself up with his left hand. He loomed over you, nothing adorning his body except for a dainty chain finished with a simple gold coin pendant that swung in rhythm below his neck. With his right hand, he took yours, pulling it up to his chest, his fingers clasping together with yours. 

He was quiet today, focused intently on the needs in the moment, his pace, and the look on your face. “Look at me, baby. I want to see your face.” He said, stroking slowly in and out of you. You opened your eyes to look at him, only for his gaze to make your insides stir. The intensity in his eyes dared you to look away, and quite frankly, you couldn’t. His mouth dropped open as he found his rhythm, his tongue drawing absent stripes upon his bottom lip. You eyes fell to his chest and down to the softness of his body, watching his muscles flex as he thrusted into you. Sweat was beginning to create a thin sheen over his body and you could feel his hips beginning to audibly smack against you. 

“Josh,” You started. “I need to be on top. No arguing.” He wordlessly slowed his rhythm, pulling out of you, spanking you playfully on the side of your ass, signaling for you to roll over so that he could fill your place. You watched as he idly stroked himself, getting into position

“Come here, Mama. Take charge.” You offered him a smirk as you stepped over Josh in a low squat, taking his cock in your hand and guiding it to your entrance. “Take it all, baby. I want to be buried inside of you.” You took his encouragement, sinking down on his cock, still propped up in the squat position so that you could bounce on him. You started slow, bringing your body down as far as it could go in the position, before rising off of him–enough to almost reveal his pink tip. Just as you felt him almost slip out, you’d bring yourself back down, letting gravity bring you back together. You could feel his cock throbbing from deep inside of you, and from below, you watched the tiny movements of his eyebrows knitting together submissively, his body in the throws of pure ecstasy. 

“Does that feel good, baby?” You asked. “Do you like watching me ride you from above?” You watched him swallow before speaking in a low, almost-dissociated murmur. 

“Your pussy feels so fucking good, baby.” He brought his hands up to grip your hips, helping bring you back down with more force each time. You whipped your hair behind your shoulders, feeling perspiration begin to prickle your forehead. His hands traveled to your breasts, taking one in each hand, tweaking your nipples. “I love watching your tits bounce above me, Mama.” His eyes sparkled with delight. 

“Oh yeah?” You said before hissing through your teeth as he pulled on one of your nipples towards him, his lips curling in a grin. “You’re such a menace,” you scolded playfully. 

“I know you like just a tiny bit of pain, mama.” His tone was matter-of-fact as he pulled on the other nipple. “Keep bouncing, baby. Faster now.” You followed his instruction, pulling yourself upward before lowering yourself again. Josh wasn’t satisfied. To remedy the situation, he anchored his hands back on your waist, using the bed for leverage to push off from the bed, slamming against your ass and thighs. 

“Josh! Fuck!” You yelped, before clapping your hand over your mouth. Your body lurched forward in response. Josh reached upward and pulled your hand from your mouth. “We own this house. Anyone listening can either enjoy the show or fuck off. Sit up straight and hover.” You straightened your back, pulling your hands to your breasts as you slowed your pace to a halt, hovering above Josh with his cock still inside of you. “Get ready baby. Hold on.” He locked his hands around your upper calves, using his body strength to thrust into you, this time at a feverish pace. He filled you so deeply that you could feel his balls slapping against your clit as he drilled up into you.

“Fuck, fuck FUCK!” You shouted, losing your balance and catching yourself on Josh’s shoulders. He didn’t relent. He continued to plow into you, his eyes screwed shut and his face pulled with exertion.

“Take it. Take it,” He spewed, his fingers stabbing into your skin. 

“Oh my God! Josh, what the fuck?!” you continued to moan through the phrase, your throat producing choked and whiny sounds that contested with the noise of his body slamming against yours. His only response was a wicked, throaty chuckle. He lifted his hold from you, releasing your legs. 

“I know you need more, Y/n. It’s okay.” His hands left you completely, stalling on his chest, waiting for you to adjust. You relaxed from the squat, moving to rest on your knees. It was obvious that you were close to cumming. Though you couldn’t smell it, you were certain that your bedroom wreaked of sex. You were plastered to Josh, your bodies glistening with sweat and a collection of your juices. You bent forward towards Josh until your chest was pressed against his. You kissed him passionately, your inhalations and exhalations shared between conjoined lips. “You feel…so…mmm,” he moaned into your mouth, his throat producing uncharacteristically deep groans as you dragged your body against his, forcing yourself as flush to him as possible. 

“Josh–” You said, your voice snatched from your throat as your core jolted with a need so powerful that nothing could deter you from reaching your breaking point. “I need you, I need-” You cut yourself off, feverishly dragging yourself backward and forward against him. Josh dragged his lips in biting kisses within the curve of your neck, pausing to whisper sweetly in your ear. 

“Cum on my cock, baby. I want you. I need you. It’s all that matters.” You vaguely felt his hands stroke the softness of your arms, shoulders and back as he spoke. “Let go. Stop thinking and let your body take over. It’s okay,” He encouraged. 

You closed your eyes, letting the torrent of pleasure surge through your body, your skin set ablaze with the end in sight. You clamped your floor muscles around Josh, feeling your thighs shuddering in response to the orgasm building deep within your belly. “I’m gonna,” You whispered breathlessly. “I’m gonna–” You tried again, unable to produce the word, though you both knew what it was. The three letter word that held so much power over men and women all over the world. Though your eyes were shut, they still continued to roll as you drifted out of conscious thought and into pure bodily hunger. You held your breath as your body slowed, and you slammed yourself down into josh one final time, your extremities falling into numbness and your head throbbing with circulation. Every inch of your skin became pocked with goosebumps as you finally gave into the orgasm, outlasting it for as long as you could before finally letting it go. You fought the urge to let your body go limp, but you couldn’t leave Josh to tend to himself.

“Stand up on the floor, baby.” You asked, pulling yourself off of Josh and off of the bed to get on your knees, waiting for him. You watched him find his place in front of you, and you took his cock in your hands, continuing to stroke at a similar pace as before. You leaned under his shaft to take his balls into your mouth, letting your tongue ring around them, producing as much saliva as you could to aid the process. You hummed as you worked, tasting yourself on his skin. You licked up the underside of his shaft, stopping just under the lip of his pink tip, sinking down on him, letting his full length hit you at the back of the throat, pulling tears from your eyes. Your hands found their way to his ass, and as you worked, you could feel him unconsciously squeezing his glutes out of need.

 “I- I’m close,” he blurted. You looked up to see him throw his hands through his groomed hair, his face flushed with ecstasy, trails of sweat gleaming down his chest and stomach. 

“Mmmhmm,” you hummed against his cock before lifting off of him, strings of saliva ribboning from your mouth in the process. In the final moments, he took control, grabbing his lubed cock from you, pumping it feverishly.

 “Show me your tits, baby. I want to see my cum all over you.” He grunted, fucking his body into his fist. You scrambled to kneel properly with your chest high and your head pulled back. 

“Cum for me baby. All over.” You murmured, pushing your breasts together with your hands. His breathing became erratic, his rhythm increasing and increasing until his hips finally shot forward, streams of hot cum landing on your chest in a true pearl necklace. You lifted your head just in time to see the look on his face, thrown helplessly deep within the orgasm, that his eyes were squeezed shut, his entire face a deep shade of pink. He looked like he was in pain, but you knew that wasn’t really the case; agony and ecstasy teeter precariously on the edge of one another, after all. You lowered your gaze back to his lower half, watching him innately throw his hips forward in several final impregnating thrusts. He exhaled through his mouth with heaving force, his chest rising and lowering with great effort. When he finally let go of his erection, you took his hand, inserting his messy fingertips into your mouth, licking off the excess cum from them. He finally opened his eyes, his lips pulling upward in a drowsy smirk. “That’s it, baby.” You rubbed the outsides of his thighs as he came down from the orgasm. He lowered himself to your level. 

“I’m not done just yet,” He finally spoke. You grew suspicious, but followed his lead as he fell backward with you, resting his hand on the back of your head to break your fall. His lips found yours easily, kissing you gently before traveling lower, retracing the red splotches he had left earlier, this time using his tongue to connect each constellation. He kissed you softly, using his tongue to lap up his own cum, cleaning you up drop for drop. His lips made their way to your breasts once more, his tongue lolling all around to collect his orgasm. His tongue dragged along until he found one of your nipples, ringing them softly as he suckled on your sensitive skin. You busied yourself with his hair, enjoying the new texture of the sides of his head. You couldn’t hide the blissful smile that grew on your face as he cared for you, leaving every inch of your skin consecrated within the worship of his hands, lips and tongue. 

He finished a few moments later, pulling you to him in a secure embrace, his face buried within the curve of your neck. “I’m so glad you’re home, Baby,” You said after a while. 

“This moment with you is the only thing I’ve been thinking of since I left our doorstep.” You pulled away from the embrace to see him, leaning in to kiss his lips. “I think surprising me with the new hair was a good idea, don’t you think?” You said, ruffling his hair with your finger tips. 

“One of the best decisions I have made in a very long time. Just try not to get jealous when the fans see,” He said, his eyes gleaming with mischief. 

You shrugged. “They fuck you in their dreams. I get to whenever I choose, at least when you’re home.” You said nonchalantly, tracing star shapes into his arm with the tip of your pointer finger. 

“Wanna take a shower with me?” He asked quietly, sitting up from the hard floor. He stood up, reaching his hand down for you to take. 

“Are you trying to go for round two?” You asked, your eyebrows raising. 

He shrugged. “If the moment presents itself. Although you’ve pretty much drained me. Come on.” He pulled you up and you followed him hand and hand to the bathroom, shutting yet another door behind you.

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서울 SEOUL CITY ANTHEM “the song is about you.”

| 둘 TRACK OO2. GREAT OPPORTUNITY

Here she was, standing in front of the music cafe that was right next to her campus, awaiting to be judged by these absolute strangers to see if she were worthy enough to be apart of this band. she sucked in a breath adjusting her guitar case that was strapped around her body.

to say she was nervous was an understatement, yn does enjoy singing and playing her guitar, but only around people who she knew. this felt like a big step even for her.

the girl snapped out of her head, pressing her lips together, tightly holding onto her bag strap. it was time, i needed this, i know i do, i deserve it. and so she walked in.

the sounds of people interacting filled her ears, along with cinnamon girl by lana del ray playing in the background. eyes wandering the beautiful cafe, her orbs landed on the same guy she had met yesterday.

the boy smiled at the girl, giving her a look of amusement. i wonder if he was auditioning as well.

yn walked over to him and he just stared at her. he was leaning against the the wall with the most ‘i want you’ expression.

to be honest, he was a fairly attractive looking guy, he had black hair that was slightly permed, pink plumped lips, and just very tall. the last time the girl saw him, she never really observed him since she wasn’t really fully there in the moment.

“its good to see you again.” the boy said to her, crossing his arms.

“its good to see a familiar face.” yn replied, perking her lips up.

“follow me, ill lead you to where the the rest of my bandmates are.”

and thats when she paused, eyes widening.

“you’re not auditioning? you’re apart of the band?” she questioned him.

“yeah..”

“okay. can i get your name?”

“kim sunwoo. now follow me unless you don’t want to audition.” he says, turning around and walking towards a door that says ‘NVRMND AUDITIONS.’

they both entered the room as eyes started landing on them. there wasn’t much people, just a good handful. the band wasn’t too popular since they were yet to release a song.

“yn! hey, welcome.” heeseung smiled. he was laying back on a couch next to two other guys that the girl didn’t know. one guy had a soft look to him, he waved at her and she waved back.

meanwhile the other guy had a nice mullet that framed his structured face well, he wore these hooped earrings, and just had a cold look plastered across his face.

the mullet boy was on his phone, he shifted his gaze to yn, locking eye contact with her, proceeding to roll his eyes.

that was rude. what the heck.

“okay yn you can sit down right there.” heeseung pointed at the chair that was placed right in front of the 3 boys. sunwoo stood by the door— once again leaning against the frame.

“okay.” she sat down on the chair, taking her guitar out of her case.

all eyes were on her now, she strapped her guitar around her petite body. glancing up, she saw the mullet boy looking back at her. his gaze was dull as if he didn’t want to be there.

yn gulped before clearing her throat. “okay so im going to be singing i know you know by CHSKA.”

the boys all nodded, watching as yn’s fingers gently played her guitar.

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| SEOUL CITY ANTHEM: angel, the song that blew korea away, the song they both wrote about you. -> one day, as you were walking around your campus, you see a flyer for vocalist auditions for a band: nvrmnd, since you weren’t satisfied with your current college life, you decide to take the chance. you never expected to become bandmates with YANG JUNGWON and KIM SUNWOO, you also never expected to be the girl the boys wrote about in the hit song everyone loved.

+ TAGLIST @taegyuul @wtfhyuck @baekhyunstruly @strwberrydinosaur @jungwonsgfnameyukie @lalalalawon @ihrthni @woncheecks @ahnneyong @luveill @sxftiell @minjidrafts @yenqa @dearnjm @dimplewonie @captivq @zeraaax @yeomha @rikisly @astrae4 @catsyoon @hafsa-hoofsa-heefs @baerinaa @ixomiyu @cookiechristie @woonierkiz @rosabella1009 @eulris @haoqwrld @ilovewonyo

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[feelbokkie]

how you feeling about the blonde mullet crumbs?

rainy, when i saw that on bubble, i screamed. the blonde seungmullet and the black perm are killing me, idk how much more of this i can take

#feelbokkie answers #💐 mooties #bokkie's seungmo tax

[summerofsmiles]

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YEAR A PICTURE IS TAKEN JUST BY LOOKING AT IT? You Led Zeppelin fandom ppl scare me in the best possible way

HAHA don’t worry I too thought this at some point. But here’s an easy cheat sheet so you too can flawlessly date Led Zeppelin photos and scare your friends!

Now of course, I’m an amateur at this. There are people in this fandom who have a literal encyclopedic knowledge on every little detail so they’re probably better to ask, but mostly how I can the year is using the following indicators.

- the easiest one is Jimmy’s stage clothes. The black dragon suit is 75 and the poppy suit is 77. The black astrology suit with the silver embellishments is 73. Knebworth is the blue button down and in 80, everyone wore really casual clothes and he often matched with Robert. ‘68-69 is a lot of frilly Victorian dandy/princess clothes. Lots of pink and crushed velvet and white ruffles. He also dressed like he was colorblind in this era. The general vibe seemed to be “anything goes, as long as the piece is unique.” When he had the beard after May ‘70, he really embraced the homeless fisherman aesthetic and had a lot of those outfits, coupled with a rather unfortunate bucket hat.

- Jimmy’s weight and overall health is also a super easy indicator of the year. If Jimmy’s weight inspires thoughts along the lines of “wow that guy is really small, he looks like he naturally has a very slight build” then it’s probably 68-70. From 70-73 he has grown up a bit and looks it, but also looks very normal for Jimmy. He looks like he is at the weight that your average Jimmy should be at. By 75, his naturally chubby face has slimmed out a little just as effects of getting older and he looks slimmer, but still healthy. As the tour progresses he does look thinner, but nothing that makes you go, “holy shit is he okay?” If the picture inspires thoughts of “omg why is he on stage and not in a hospital?” Then it’s probably 1977. By this time his ribs are usually visible when he’s playing and his chest is literally concave in some pictures. His face also looks very haggard in most of the pictures and he has lost all the baby fat on his face, making him look mature but also a little gaunt. 79-80 his face looks permanently exhausted and he doesn’t play shirtless anymore, so you can’t see his ribby chest, but his arms look like a firm handshake could snap them.

Here’s Jimmy with some snappable arms.

-Jimmy’s various hair eras are also easy indicators of the year. In 1968, Jimmy wore his natural hair often (or at least smth close to his natural hair, god knows what his real hair looks like after the 60s crimping and the ‘70s curling and the ‘80s perming and the ‘90s weird short haircut era and the 2000s dying) so it was often a frizzy mess (affectionate) that’s just a around past his chin to his shoulders. It did grow out into long Princess waves eventually. 70-71 was short hair with the beard, 73 was the mullet, and 75 was longer, tight ringlets that fell just past his shoulder. 77 was slightly shorter with bangs over his forehead, and 79-80 was shorter, just past his chin, still tightly curled.

- Robert’s appearance is also an easy indicator of year. He also finally grew into looking like a man in 75, so 75- 77 Robert has a lot more mature face. ‘75 Robert still has a bit of childishness is his face, while by 77, he has fully grown into his adult looks. 70-73 Robert has a bit of a baby face, and 68-69 Robert has an extreme baby face with the shorter hair

Picture because he was absolutely adorable in this era

Anyway, in 79+ he really started to look like an adult. He started to grow into the broad build he has now and cut his hair short and fluffy again. Outfit wise, he had a thing for wearing a lot of black in the earlier years. 70-71 was also the era of that beautiful musketeer facial hair which made him look like something out of a fairy tale. Robert’s stage outfits are always harder to use to discern the year, but a lot of his signature flowery, open chested blouses that you equate with Robert are from 75. Basically the Robert cheat sheet is: Short and fluffy hair with baby face is 68-70, long hair with facial hair and baby face 70-71 (he did have periods of not having the facial hair I.e the Japan Tour, which is long curls + baby face). 75 is no baby face and long curls and 77 is adult face with long hair. 79-80 is short fluffy hair with adult face.

- the stage setup is also a good indicator. Tiny bars and clubs is either 68-69 or the back to the clubs tour, depending on how grown up they look. The big laser show is 75

- for Jonesy, his pornstache is during Led Zeppelin’s unfortunate facial hair era so 1970-1971 (he didn’t go to Bron-Yr-Aur so idk what his excuse is, but he also makes the facial hair work, so it can be forgiven). His hair was shorter in 1973 and he had bangs. By 1975, he had a short haircut with lovely fluffy hair and sideburns. This is also when he grew into an adult face. You could see it a bit in 73, but 75 is when he starts looking like an adult. 77 was the gorgeous fluffy looking long hair with what looks like grown out curtain bangs lol. I’m not sure what it is but he looks great doing it. Knebworth is obviously that beautiful white suit, and longer hair and bangs.

Here’s my favorite Jonesy photo just because I like it

- Bonzo just looks like Bonzo all the time. I really don’t know what to say lol. He was at peak bear 77 onwards though.

But overall, for me, outfits and appearances are the best indicators. Sorry about the long response and thanks for the ask!

#led zeppelin #jimmy page #robert plant #john paul jones #john bonham #asks

[mybiasisexo]

so im always thinking about exos next hairstyle, so here is my list of what i want the members to have their next comeback!!

minseok

firstly, it has to be SHORT! ive decided hes at his most powerful that way. tbh short and natural, like when he first came back from the military would put me in a coma! but i think he suits pastels so well. so id really like another pink or lavender look !!!!! ok but also he can keep it like it is now and do a billie elish with the roots a pastel color and the rest black!!!!!!!!! MINSEOK PLSSS the hoes need it!

suho

i already voiced my need for this. But long and blond!!! and im talking past his shoulder blades. a wheat shade with the frame pieces platinum!!!! he'd have to rock dangly earrings and denim jackets oooooh my gosh oh ym GOSh

yixing

there are 2 cuts i think suit him so well. i cant remember what its called, but its longer on the top, kind of a choppy style, not a complete buzz on the sides, but short nonetheless. that cut OR i think a wolfcut/mullet with shaved sides would be soooo good. with his natural color. tbh i dont want him to dye it....or black, but his natural color would eat. BUT MAKE THE TIPS SILVER/GRAY!!!! ooooh fuck that would EAT

baekhyun

RED!!! like a blood red/wine red. honestly... i want 161022 bbh back OKAYYYYY

chen

bring the blond curly hair back!!! NEOW!!!!! OR or a more golden brown. something that matches/brings out his eyes 🥺. but i def want it longer and curly thank you and goodnight!!!

chanyeol

copper. i want a burnt orange and perm that shit!!! chanyeol looks so goddamn precious with curls omgggg i just want to squish his cheeks and kiss his puckered lips whenever he has curls brooo. and idk why ive been yearning for his mama hair again. its been enough time, bring it back boo

kyungsoo

BLONDE!!! idc what shade and i dont care about the haircut. i just want it blonde. im tired of him playing with us. buy my silence Do Kyungsoo!!!! Bleach the damn locks 🤬👊🏾

kai

idc as long as i get to see him 😭😭 ok but i reaaaaally loved his peaches hair so much. and brown suits him so well. i want that hair back. maybe a more chocolatey color??? or something a bit more golden??? either way, just need him back

sehun

again....i just want him idrc what he looks like 😩. ok no. it needs to be short, think lotto era cut. and a dark green would suit him perfectly 😮‍💨

#exo #baekhyun #chanyeol #sehun #mine #what do you want to see on top of the exos head????

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

You want the ultimate poll? I'll give you the ultimate poll!

✨️Hairstyles!✨️

•Mowhawk Till

•90s longer, natural, oily Till

•Whatever the hell it's called 10s Till

•Bald Till

•Long hair Schneider

•Current, neat style Schneider

•Short mowhawk Schneider

•80s perm Schneider

•Frau Schneider

•Karen Kruspe

•Spiky Kruspe

•90s Kruspe

•Dreadlocks Kruspe

•2019 Kruspe

•Squirrel Kruspe

•A lot of forehead, current Paul

•Blond Paul

•Red tonsure Paul

•Can it even be called a mullet?, bleached 80s Paul

•Dark, Du Hast, where's the flavour?, Paul

•Bleached short Flake

•Bleached long Flake

•Black long Flake

•Short, grandpa style Flake

•Spiky Flake

•90s buzz cut Oli

•00s buzz cut Oli

•10s buzz cut Oli

•20s buzz cut Oli

• 😐

Too...much...choice...can't...handle....

#i wouldn't be able to keep track 😄

[ashmp3]

my face after seeing your new pinned <33333

okay what is your FAVE haircut/color for each svt member. also who do you think has the best or most frequent GOOD HAIR

(i might send you multiple asks just fyi)

it had to be done i think i bragged about that pic to everyone who cared to listen its just TOO CUTE..... NOW onto the question! coups: its a tie between l&r era i facken loved the longish blue and the long two toned hair! jeonghan: short brown hair NEXT QUESTION also the picture u sent both of them actually its like you knew. but also of course the one i have now the long ashy blonde i love it he was dreamy... and the long red. thats my holy trinity i am shaking just thinking about this joshua: i am a long dark permed hair joshua lover first and foremost. jun: predebut long dark hair i think he should bring that shiet BACK. also two toned just tickles my brain just right! hoshi: thats my fake natural blonde cousin anything other than platinum blonde would feel wrong to say... wonwoo: maybe unpopular opinion i dont really know but i like him with short dark hair i think it goes so well with his sharp features. but also long permed hair was for the history books... Difficult man difficult decisions... woozi: long story short i was obsessed with pink woozi you shouldve seen my blog back then i mean im glad u didnt. but i love the long dark hair that he has now i think it works well like he is so romantic and just soft to me and that hair just emphasizes it and i adore it dokyeom: he is kinda always in the brownish shade range so i guess dark brown perm. i like him with longer hair too! mingyu: short brown hair or medium lenght black i am realizing i have a favorite... the long black hair he was crying about when he was cutting it? not my favorite i was cheering LMFAOSFVEVKNSFKVN minghao: hes way too hard he suits so many but my favorites are longish black mullet in call call call and home;run long curly red hair. vernon: dark hair with undercut + silver fear vernon. i mean come ON.... you cant blame me seunkgkwan: ORANGE HAIR BOOO and i love when they show off his forehead idk it suits him so well... dino: my dinito the black mullet did something to me and i think he knows it... and okay who has the best hair constantly? i dont want to say dokyeom or gyu or wonu bc they are always playing it safe. So i think jeonghan (many hits i like every single hair he had) and minghao (i like that hes so experimental and he suits many cuts and colors).

#thank you for asking i am not Bored anymore.... KISS #ask #grace 💎

[btsqualityy]

The read hair never got me, i like Hobi and JK the best with their natural colored black hair or a dark brown, both of them mostly stick by those.

My fav OT7 Haircuts:

Mullet and Short Hair Permission to dance online Joon

Blond Mullet Tae and Blue Tae

Mint Suga and Black long hair

Jin i really like his Brown and Ash Blond hair

JK Black My Time and Black undercut

Jimin Orange Hair during the most Beautiful Moment in Life and Butter Rainbow Hair

J Hope Curly Brown hair/Wavey 2019/20 Era

His Black Vogue hair was nice too

Honorable Mentions

Half Pink/Blond JK

Blond Jin

Afro Namjoon

Short Redhair Danger Yoongi

Perm Tae

Red Jimin

Butter Hair Spray Hobi

Very honorable mentions on this list! I have to add Jin’s purple hair! He looked so good with that color 😭😭

#btsqualityy asks

[pixels--galore]

Fashion for Black Women in the '80s

The 80s are easy to recognize. This is where you will find your favorite trend! This decade was great. It was a decade of fast music, sporty cars, and televisions in every home. There were also new materials that improved the world. The 80s were anything but dull in everything they did. Everything, from music on the radio to people's hairstyles, was a little loud. The 80s saw many incredible things. It is impossible to list all the fantastic things that happened in the 80s. The 80s were a period of iconic fashion for both men and women. These are the top ten fashion trends from 1980. We can't name them all.

1. BIG HAIR

Perms, and more perms. Some people could have sailed Santa Maria and Pinta with their flows. Big bangs or curls were delicate no matter what hairstyle you desired. 80s hair. It wasn't small.

2. SPANDEX

Lycra was an innovative invention that revolutionized the world. Lycra was a popular fashion in the 1980s. Everyone wore spandex. Men, women, boys, girls, it didn't matter. Spandex was the new trend, and everyone knew it.

3. RIPPED KNEES

Jeans were the norm in a time when it was not fashionable to wear skin-tight leggings. All jeans were worn out. Regardless of whether you bought them from a store or made them yourself, all jeans were ripped to their knees. It was a horrible act of cruelty, Grandma.

4. LACEY SHIRTS

What should every shirt have? MORE SHIRTS. This was how they used to say it in the 80s. Frills were a part of every shirt. A button-up shirt is an excellent option. You can add some accessories to it. T-shirt? Let's find out if there are any other amenities. Are you looking for a bedtime dress? Frills are what you need for your bedtime gown. Prince has all the details.

5. LEG WARMERS

Have you ever heard someone say, "You know what?" while they were traveling? Even though the rest of my body is fine and my calves don't freeze, that didn't stop people from making leg warmers. These were pants to protect your calves.

6. HIGH-WAISTED JEAN

People didn't like wearing belts or couldn't reach their stomach buttons, so high-waisted jeans became popular. These mom jeans are now fashionable. They made a fashion statement. We don't know the type, but we know they made it.

7. NEON COLORS

Why go bold and large if you can stick to muted colors? It's absurd. It's why neon colors were so fashionable in the 1980s. The neons stood out on the skating rink in the black light skate.

8. MULLETS

Mullets: Baby, business at the front, party at the back Mullets were popularized only in the 1980s. Cool. Mullets were only sometimes trendy, but they were fashionable in the 1980s.

9. SIDE PONYTAILS

In the 1980s, symmetry was popular because ponytails were moved to one side of the heads. This trend is almost as famous as the mullet and causes a lot of head-scratching. They vanished forever.

10. SWEATSHIRTS - GET a 5% Discount

To show their stomachs, people often cut the bottoms off sweatshirts. Why is this combination? We don't know. Although this trend is widespread in all genders, I was most impressed by Kelly Lebrock's.

Do you have any of these items hidden in your closet? Old films and tapes could also be available. You may also have photos of your family wearing one of these styles. The legacy box is ready to receive them. It's the perfect time to preserve those memories and relive your best (or worst) moments. Fashion moments.

[hoodie-prince-kid]

ummm... ok. so. i'm thinking. that idea from earlier, the supervillain who can hypnotize straight girls but is gay so he uses them for actual crime and not creepy things, right.

he's a very famous rock star with hilarious and outgoing attitude, everyone likes him (except whatever heroes are assigned to him, i guess). his tour manager and best friend is a butch lesbian called Sapphire who is actually unaware of his powers because she's immune, and secretly he helps save her from the embarrassment of "uh oh she's straight" when she's crushing on a girl.

rock star has an 80s glamrock vibe, he typically wears a sparkly red leather jacket with no shirt underneath and matching pants, complimented by black shoes, cuffs, and belt with spikes. his hair is dark brown styled in a mullet and he wears a pair of yellow sunglasses, the right eye of which is shaped like a lightning bolt.

his manager, Sapphire, is super chaotic and loud, but really really skilled at her job. she's authoritative when she needs to be, and has a commanding presence, allowing her to run things backstage immaculately. she's blonde and changes her hairstyle pretty consistently, lately she's had it half-shaved with the remaining half in a perm and the undercut dyed blue. most of her clothes are custom cut or torn, but at shows she's always wearing rock star's merch. when off-duty, she and rock star hang out a lot, and seeing her laughing is usually quite shocking to people who only know her from seeing her on the stage.

rock star is responsible for the robberies of four museums that happen to have taken place just after he's left that area while on tour. he's searching for something i haven't decided on yet, using his fans to his advantage. one particular friend group of fans brought along their lesbian friend, who found something suspicious about the rock star and decided to investigate, meeting and falling for Sapphire in the process. it's not complete yet but in the end it's revealed that whatever artifact rock star is looking for is not what he thinks it is, and they manage to stop him in time to explain what he would cause if he took the artifact. from there he decides the robberies were still fun so he steals away to continue his tour, now only committing regular crimes and not ones that can threaten the world.

#rockstar and sapphire #<- i guess that's their tag #what do yall think is this weird? corny even? #well idk im gonna go to bed soon. im sleepy has heck

[geniusceleb]

What are some iconic hairstyles?

There are countless iconic hairstyles throughout history, but here are a few that stand out:

1. The Afro: Most often associated with the civil rights movement of the 1960s, the Afro emerged as a way for African Americans to celebrate their natural hair texture and culture. It quickly became an icon of Black power and pride.

2. The Mohawk: Originally worn by Native American warriors, the mohawk later became popular among punk rockers and other countercultural groups as a symbol of rebellion. Today, it’s still seen as an edgy, fashionable hairstyle.

3. The Mullet: Made popular in the 1980s, the mullet is characterized by short hair on the sides and long hair in the back. It was once considered a highly stylish hairstyle, but today it’s more likely to be the butt of jokes than anything else.

4. The Perm: Popularized in the 1970s and 80s, perms give hair a tight curl or wave. They fell out of favor in the 90s, but have been making a comeback in recent years.

5. The Pixie Cut: This ultra-short hairstyle has been worn by many Hollywood stars over the years, from Audrey Hepburn to Natalie Portman. It’s a timeless look that can be both sophisticated and playful.

For more detail click here

#Hairstyles

[tshoeli]

*sigh* another long day of missing taehyung's mullet

#like hello?? #permed black mullet?? #if that isn't superior... then yall must be visually impaired sis #excuse me!!!!!! add a beret to that!!!!! #parisian cowboy man of my dreams #taehyung #v #bts taehyung #bts #bangtan seonyeondan #bangtan

[seraphim-soulmate]

how to grow your hair out!

1. cut it into a funky little mullet!

2. submit yourself to the trials of time

3. congrats on your new hair!

#personal #me #haircut #listen i had a BLACK mullet and then i was in quarantine for several months and next thing i know i have permed blonde hair #hair growth #hairgrowth advice

[yamithediaperdork]

Video made Kimmie a baby star

When Kim had begged, pleaded and outright whined for Wade to reverse engineer Draken's TV surfing tech, he had assumed that she had wanted to have some one on one time with one of those teen wolf/vampire/zombie whatever supernatural creature girls were gushing over these days, since she'd also had him mod it so that she could replace a star in the show instead of just being a extra.

As it would turn out he was only semi right, she did want that close up interaction but her show of choice wasn't a romance filled one but her favorite show growing up that she still loved today: the get along Kindergarten pals.She'd be taking on the role of her favorite character, a new girl with glasses and braces and a VERY special problem who was likewise named Kim/Kimmie.

"OK, I've got the tech all set to go, a auto pull out for when the tape this is on is over.. the door to my room is locked.." Kim said out loud, ticking off her check list on her fingers. "I'll instantly get the wardrobe change once I'm inside and I should have the house to myself for 45 minutes, the episodes only play together for 35.. Yeah I'm good."

Smiling brightly to herself and fast forwarding to just as the opening credits would be ending Kim hit the switch and was in, missing how 3.5 seconds after she was gone Tim and Jim opened her door.

"Only took 20 seconds. new personal best!" Jim said, smirking to his twin.

"the more advance she makes it, the easier it is." Tim laughed and then both spotted the screen.

"Ha! Knew it!" they both said in unison, having known how much of a nerd their sister was for the show and having heard wade mention the add-ons he'd made.

Setting up a take on a VCR add on to the old Kim was using (the show hadn't been popular enough to get put out on DVD) the twins smirked as they recorded their sisters frame and glory, remotely downloading it to their own computer so they could post the very special episode with Kimme as the star.

"we should of brought snacks." Jim complained as they sat on her bed.

"eh, No one's perfect." Tim replied, neither of them wanted to miss a a second of this.

Kim squirmed softly as she stood at the front of the classroom, soaking in the familiar light brown plush carpet, the blackboard and all the posters on the walls encouraging reading and how there was no I in team. She was in a pair of pink Velcro sneakers and purple leggings that came up to her mid upper thigh's, disappearing under her puffy dark pink skirt. It only looked like she was wearing a purple t-shirt though as in truth it was a purple diaper shirt she was sporting, helping to hold up the bulky white plastic diaper that was hidden for the moment.

Her hair was in twig pig tails, one with a pink scrunchie and the other with purple and her coke bottle glasses had a purple frame (though thankfully Kim could see just fine though them.

"Class, this is Kimmie. she's just moved here from Canada. what do we say?" Asked the 20 something teacher Mrs. Jewels, a kind blond haired lady who wore said blond hair in a long ponytail down her back.

"Welcome Kimmie!" the class said all together, most of them just back round extras but Kim could spot her heroes up front.

-Short spiky brown hair and wearing a ninja turtles t-shirt and blue jeans was Alex, the main male character, a helpful little guy who tried to solve everyone's problems.

-Brunette hair in a perm and green eyes and a green dress was Megan, the main female lead who was a girlie girl but one with a heart of gold.

-A little bit chunky and with a dirty blond mullet and sporting a stained red t-shirt and black jogging pants was Ralph, the former bully of the class who had been talked into trying to be a good boy.

-last but not least, with red hair also in pig tail and wearing blue jeans with holes in the knees and a sports jersey was Shelly, the best athlete in the class.

"H-Hi everyone! I'm looking forward to being friends with ALL of you!" Kim gushed, meaning it as she had wished she could of been part of their group back in the day, but would settle for the time she'd have now.

"Class I'll point this out now, Kimmie here has a special little problem, and it's one I don't want any of you to make fun of her for." Mrs. Jewels said, surprising Kim a bit as she could of sworn the diaper thing wasn't brought up until the first accident.

"Uh..Mrs. Jewels.." Kim started to speak up, blushing a little.

"Kimmie here hasn't QUITE mastered the potty yet, and still needs diapers, and doesn't always know when she needs a change. so should she smell a little bit..er.." And Mrs. Jewels paused as giggled filled the room. "Less then fresh shall we say, then you just need to tell me or point it out to her so she can come and see me for a change. can you all do that for me and little Kimmie?"

the giggles got louder but cries of "of course!" and "For sure!" filled the class room as Kim blushed and squirmed, apparently her popping in was changing things slightly.

"What do you say Kimmie?" Mrs. jewel's asked the red faced teenager who was posing as a 5 year old.

"Uh..Thank you all! and uh..I'll.." and she gave a nervous chuckle and rubbed the back of her head. "Try not to stink up the classroom too much!!"

the kids loved that she could poke fun at herself and the pal's scooted to make room for her to come and have a seat next to them but Mrs. Jewel's cleared her throat.

"Now then, who's ready for finger painting?" She asked, and hands shot in the air, cries of "me!" filling the room and Kim got in on it, not realizing with her jumping and eagerness she was giving at least half the kids a view at her puffy butt..at least until Ralph spoke up.

"Oh! Mrs. Jewels! I don't think Kimmie's wearing her diaper! all I saw was purple when she was jumping up and down!" He cried out, trying to be helpful.

"eek!" Kim yelped and tugged at the skirt, sinking to her knees quickly. "Don't look at my butt!"

"heh..Kim Ralph was only trying to be helpful..and Ralph Kim's wearing what's known as a diaper shirt to keep her diapers nice and snug when she wets them." Mrs jewels said, and Kim whimpered. "oh Sorry Kimmie, that was more then you wanted everyone to know huh?"

Kim sniffled and nodded her head, but then she was being hugged by Alex and Megan.

"Hey it's ok! everyone has problems sometimes!" Alex said, giving her a BIG smile

"Yeah, plus you look adorable! I'm jealous!" Megan added. "Maybe I'll ask my parents for a diaper too!"

Kim could tell the little girl was lying but the sentiment was there and she couldn't help but break out into a big silly giggle.

"hehehe aww..thanks!"

"Ugh, barfaroni.. I was hoping she was gonna break down bawling there." Jim said, faking a gagging noise.

"Give it time..our machine isn't JUST recording her after all, it's making a few changes to the show.." Tim said, a evil twinkle in his eye.

"Ohhh? what DO you have planned brother dear." Jim asked, his attention back up to full.

"well, know how in the normal episode Kimmie just wets her diapers?" Tim asked, grinning ear to ear.

"No, I never really paid at- wait..you didn't!" Jim said and then shared the grin.

"yeah I did.. things are gonna get stinky~"

Finger painting had been a blast and after washing up Kimmie had been allowed to pick what they read for story time (She picked beauty and the Beast) then they were sent off to their desks (Really just long tables) and handed pencils and little journal books to write about what they had thought about the story.

Kimmie could of gone on forever but knew they were only expected to write a paragraph or so and was tapping the eraser of her pencil on her chin when suddenly her butt just got super warm.

Not quite figuring out what was happening she squirmed around in her seat, leaning forward to try and escape the heat on her bun when it got even hotter and a bad smell started to fill the room, making her wrinkle her nose.

'ew, who farted?!' Kim thought, looking around as the other kids all started to take notice of the smell now.

it was only as more and more eyes turned to her and she realized her butt felt all muddy it clicked in her head what she'd done, and it was too late for her to try and save face and fess up as Shelly raised her hand even as she spoke up.

"Mrs. Jewels, I think Kimmie made a uh-oh!" She cried out.

"oh dear.." Mrs. Jewels said, walking over and helping the blushing teen hero stand up, tugging the back of Kim' s Skirt up and patting her hand on the seat of Kim's mush filled diaper. as the super spy whined and popped her thumb in her mouth, blushing crimson and eyes welling up with tears. "Yup, I think your right.. Awww don't cry Kimmie, you're just a little girl and can't help it!"

Somehow this didn't help make Kim feel better and the flood gates opened up as not only was she lead off for a diaper change, but the get alone kindergarten pal's came with to help out.

Jim and Tim turned away in disgust, just in case the change was fully shown but thankfully it would just cut to the different kids trying to be nice, even as they made faces and one of them had the 'honor' of running Kim's smelly diaper out to the trash so it wouldn't be stinking up the class room all day.

with princess stinky changed and in a clean diaper, a semi broken Kim was brought back to the classroom, with the show only having a little bit of it's run time left.

"Huh.. you think she's gonna stay broken when she gets out of there?" Jim asked, as Kim was basically being treated like a baby doll now, mumbling and drooling on herself.

"I dunno,..Maybe. why, you think we're gonna have to look after her?" Tim asked.

"Actually I just a horrible horrible thought.. If she comes out of there and see's what we've done.. including making her diaper famous.. and she's a kick butt super spy.." Jim said, noting that the ending music was starting.

"..Oh balls. Uh.. Yeah, let's get the feck out of he-" Tim started to say, but it was too late and Princess stinky was back out of the show, and looking at them.

"Ah ba da boo?" She asked, eyes glazed and then blinking them rapidly, blushing and trying to cover up as she looked at the tweebs. "What are you two doing in my ro-" She started to ask, then noticed the whole set up they had going. "..What did you two do?"

"We love you!" the tweebs said in unison and then tried to run, but even in her thick diapies Kim was so much faster then them and had them both by the scruffs of their collars.

Looking at the comments on the now ended live stream of Kim's little adventure, and knowing that she was ruined, Kim whimpered and whined, but then got a very..very evil smirk on her face.

"You know.. one diaper princess seems to be very popular on YouTube.. I wonder how twin sissy baby princesses would do?" She asked.

"You wouldn't!" Jim squeaked out, kicking his legs and in full panic mode.

"This was all HIS idea!" Tim yelped, doing the same.

"Save it baby gurl's you both have a date with diapers.. we can do this the easy way where you take your punishment like -snort- men.. or.. I still have mind control chips and I'll have you two singing Mary had a little lamb in the park." Kim chuckled, sounding so much more evil then her current attire would of suggested.

as the tweebs started to bawl and whine, Kim couldn't help but wonder if Maybe she'd make a good super villain with a diaper gimmick.

When Mr and Mrs. Possible came home, the last thing they expected to see was all three of their children having a tea party in the living room. Kim had never been that big on them and well, the twins weren't know to be that girly.

Of course just the fact there was a tea party at all was surprising, but the fact that all three where in short princess style dresses and thick pink diapers also was a double take. (Red and green for the boys, and light black for Kim, with a gold toy crown on Kim's hear and silver crowns on the boys.

"..Do I wanna ask or just walk away?" Mr. Possible asked, smirking.

"Oh Hi Daddy, Me and the boys found out we all had a shared interest and decided to indulge in it. we're even making a few videos'." Kim said, and looked at the twins, giving them a look. "Right my little princesses?"

"..Y-Yes Queen Kimmy!" Tim yelped out.

"I still think you should be just a princess too!" Jim huffed, getting a look of amusement from Kim and one of 'really?' Tim. "What!? all things being fair.." Jim huffed.

"Heh.. Ok you can be the queen next time." Kim said.

"Well as long as your all having fun.." Mrs. Possible said though then she added. "But for the record, Your father and I did our time changing diapers. so your changing yourself."

And so from the flood of videos, all three possible kids became known as the pampered trio, with Ron having to handle more then a few smelly diapers and Bonnie trying and failing to embarrass Kim over the videos, Kim having just accepted she was a dorky big baby girl who, as she pointed out, could STILL cream Bonnie in a fight and plant her muck butt on the brat's face.

Naturally Bonnie backed down after that.

Ironically super villainy died down for the most part after Kim became diaper famous since no one wanted to be the villain that got his or her butt kicked by a diaper filling big baby who's trademark outfit had gone from a top and cargo pants to a baby dress and massive huggies.

The tweebs after awhile embraced the sissy baby life (well, Jim faster then Tim) since there was no going back and actually found themselves a pair of boyfriend's in the twin hero's Wego from team go as they were free to mostly retire again because of a lack of villains.

"Who knew that all it would take to stop the worlds villains was a kick butt pamper princess?" Kim giggled.

The end

[xjoonchildx]

dearest ana, as another humble request, pls list your favourite bangtan hair colours and/or styles. i KNOW this is going to put you through mass amounts of painful deliberation, and i, for one, cannot wait to read all about it. sincerely, hope xoxo

okay hopie my love - let's run down the best bangtan hairstyles.

*post not sponsored by olaplex despite the number of references i've made to that miracle product on the dash of late*

kim namjoon

say it with me (again). joon looks fucking amazing with an undercut. this undercut specifically with the silver/gunmetal hair, the close-shaved back and sides, this was a look and i'm almost certain i gasped out loud the first time i saw this set of pictures. the only thing i'm asking for now is thiccjoon with this cut and color. i don't think i've set the bar too high. give me what i want, bang PD. i've given you my entire life savings.

kim seokjin

blonde seokjin supremacy, period. y'all, seokjin is so flipping hot with this blonde hair i'm shook every time he does it. this whole era honestly. fire? save me? blonde seokjin came for souls and he got them. if anyone needs me, i'll be sitting on the floor in this middle of this circle of candles trying to summon him one more time.

min yoongi

mint muthaf*&^%n yoongi, y'all. this was a look on mr. min and he knows it. i honestly don't even think this color would work on another one of the members but it suits him so well, particularly when paired with these delightfully thick nerd glasses. be my poetry-reading, coffee-sipping emo boyfriend yoongi. i'm asking nicely.

jung hoseok

y'all, i really sat here for ten minutes mulling over this decision like important shit really hangs in the balance. first i was like, pewter hoseok. because that cut/color he was pulling off in the ON era was fire. but. then. i. thought. about. this. look. from. butter. not quite the ice blonde, not the banana yellow, sure as hell not that highlighter color they rolled out but this blonde. this white blonde with the shaved sides. this. THIS. send help.

park jimin

surprise, surprise. jimin looks amazing in literally every hair color, i know you're just shocked. so it took me a minute to pick. blonde undercut idol jimin? pink-haired kitty gang jimin? black-haired lip-ring wearing daechwita jimin? in the end, i had to go with a throwback. silver-haired, silver-tongued BST jimin who snatched my soul in this MV with this look. this suits him so damned well, the cut and the color.

kim taehyung

this might be the ultimate boyfriend fantasy picture. the messy bed head, just perfectly tousled. tae looks amazing with his god-given dark hair. it suits his style, his look, his vibe. may the stylist noonas never again disrespect this man's legendary beauty with another crispy ramen perm. he was crafted by the creator perfect as he is.

jeon jungkook

we've gotten a lot of different JK hair looks in the past year or so. we had that clip-on mullet in winter package, purple koo, blonde koo, bloo koo. but honestly none of those koos are as tasty as Original Recipe™ koo. jungkook has said himself that he likes his hair dark and you know what, we like it too. dark and just a little long, just a little sweaty? that's the shit i like. just perfect.

#best bangtan hairstyles

[taechnological]

Not sure if you're still doing the hair thing but I'm back with more: Namjoon but Butter shade with the length Yeonjun had in the cowboy for from - I think - Blue Hour, white undercut permed and crimped Yoongi, light greyish blue Taehyung (like PTD project Yoongs as seen on Pinterest) but his roots are showing a bit/some of the hair is his natural black, cherry Jungkook, pink with black tips Jimin, silver Seokjin, and messy purple mullet Hobi

JOON IN A PINK MULLET???? YES! also wow silver yoonjin and PURPLE MULLET HOBI????????? *lies down*

#damn yes #ask sae #ask taechnological