overload
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Folk always ask me, Nutmeg, how do you maintain such a wonderful kitchen? It certainly doesn't hurt to have other abbey beasts to help, am I right?
And to that I say, no. You're wrong. There are no other abbey beasts helping me. They're all too busy chasing vermin and bandits around the wood for the wee little kitchen mouse! The only reason this kitchen stays functional is because I clean, and I sweep, and I scrub, and I terrorize. Then I'm ready to cook a delicious dinner, but wait, the kitchen is destroyed again before I can even start!
It's my own personal circle of hell. Someone get Dante down here to write about it! Who just put a dirty butter knife in this pot?! Aghhhhhhh!
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𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗆𝖾
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i want to know how your mc's personal hell would look like
for me it'd be a constant loop of ronald keating's when u say nothing at all
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was typing merry christmas in the teams chat and the auto populate had changerion as an option when typing “Ch”
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Chaos
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Cyanide & Happiness: Personal Hell
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My boss watches those stupid short form posts, tiktok or instagram or whatever, the ones that loop every 10 seconds, and she regularly falls asleep in the middle of scrolling so one video keeps looping for 10 or 15 minutes before she stirs and turns her phone off.
It's the fucking tell-tale tiktok. I'm ready to smash her phone to pieces and bury them under the floorboards, it's driving me to madness. Right now it's a loop of Taylor Swift's shake it off, the buildup to the chorus but not the chorus itself, over and over and over and over, and I am filled with violent urges...
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managed to stuff the LAL brainrot into the closet and hold it in there long enough to FINALLY get good proper refs for these idiots going.
SO HERE THEY ARE PLEASE LOOK AT MY GOOBERS. THEY'RE FINALLY ABLE TO SEE THE WORLD PROPERLY AFTER LIKE 5 YEARS. PLEASE BE NICE TO MY BOYS I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH <3
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Me: just enjoying life haha i am glad i dont have dental problems anymore lol!!!
My tooth: time to cause pain again 😈😈😈
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《自我的地狱》夏宇 (Personal Hell by Hsia Yu)
What is the worst thing could happen to you? At night, Hsia Yu discusses, it's a matter of losing one's identity. Translation by me.
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They're saying im not doing enough, but imagine living with constant pain flare ups, chronic migraine and bpd and still try to live the life in this economy. I wish there was a way out, maybe a coma would be lit
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A broken hearted shell
My mind my own hell
Looking for sunlight
But it all looks blight
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Wtf is this dating pool?! A Chernobyl swamp?!
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