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incorrect-primarchs-quotes · 2 days

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Perturabo, during the Siege: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.

The other primarchs in the room: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

#incorrect quotes #warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #primarch #Perturabo

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ferrumaraneaart · 3 days

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Perturabo and Dorn are arguing over whose son Honsou is

In 2021, I drew a lot of small warhammer sketches, and I think I can show some here

#my art #warhammer #warhammer art #iron warriors #wh30k #wh40k #perturabo #imperial fists #rogal dorn #honsou

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squishyowl · 2 days

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Could you do a Perturabo comparison with his dick? I imagine him having the smallest dick size and it constantly wrecks his already sensitive ego lmfao

ngl Pert would be the easiest to take for a regular person with a length of 7" (17 cm). while he's the smallest of his brothers he would have the pride of being able to actually have sex without absurd amounts of prep. he's still pretty girthy but length isn't an issue

#warhammer 30k #warhammer 40k #primarch #perturabo #primarchsizecomp

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nevesmose · 1 day

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So we have Konradpie, Seagron and Guillimoo

And now I raise you

TACTICAL ASSAULT ROCK PERTURABO

Idk if you've ever encountered a wombat but DAMN. They DESTROY CARS. Also wombat holes are cool. There is a reason my ex called em tactical assault rocks.

Something kinda hunched-seeming and low to the ground definitely works for Pert, in the sense of evoking a desire to control and protect oneself. My only other thought on that basis would be a hedgehog because of the spiky self-protective aspect.

Remember to leave out milk and cat food for your local Iron Warriors during their foraging season.

#neves answers #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #perturabo #iron warriors

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sharenadraculea · 3 months

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If the primarchs had social media

Lion: There is nothing on his accounts. Not even a profile-picture. Someone is still logging into them every so often. Fulgrim: On all the plattforms. Primarely family-blogger: look at my perfect kids, my perfect spaceship, my perfect partner, my perfect healthy breakfest, my perfect make-up. OnlyFans-account on the side. Get‘s into controversies all the time. Perty: Angry rants. Has spent to much time on Twitter. Old man yells at cloud type of stuff. Jagh: And this is how we‘ll break the speed-limit today! Talks about bikes, how to mod them, drives them around very fast, ect. Occasional horse-pictures. Leman: Puppies! Just cute dog-pictures and -videos, of every canine he encounters in the galaxy Rogal: He isn‘t very good at social media. Sometimes posts bad selfies or pictures of his building projects. Completly ignores all of Pertys hate-comments Konrad: He writes fanfic. Edgy, dark, not very good fanfic. The protag is a clear self-insert and Mary Sue and brings justice to all the settings he puts them in. A ton of spelling errors. The plot barely holds together. He is very proud of it. Sang: He has official accounts with pretty pictures of him everywhere, but he has some private accounts that are just like his art and sometimes cute family pictures. Also why can I see Sang having a Vtuber-persona he livestreams with so people don‘t recognize him? Ferrus: Appears on Fulgrims accounts fairly often. Maybe does some gaming-content on the side Angron: Everything is very sporadic and when it‘s there it‘s pretty angry. Surprisingly talks a lot about issues with his disabilities and that he needs way more help than he get‘s and also all his trauma. Struggles a lot with typing and forming sentences, so it can be hard to understand at times. Roboute: A channel with tutorials for stuff like running a planet or putting on armour. If people ask him to explain something he can just send them a link. Morty: Not very active, sometimes pictures of some funky plants and little texts about them. Magnus: Video-essays. He dissappers for months and then returns with a four-hour-video (minimum) about the most random topic. Hugely popular. Horus: Look at my sexy abs! Look at my huge bicep! Soft-porn-pictures of him and his sons. Probally also had OnlyFans. Lorgar: Social media is great for preaching! So he does that! Deletes all his accounts after monarchia. Vulkan: Food! He loves trying out new recipes from diffrentc cultures! At the start of every recipe is a pagelong story, which people actually read Corvus: Also writes Fanfic. Very, very good fanfic if a bit edgy at times. Kind of has a rivalery with Konrad. Also runs a very active blog, about both writing and justice, with occasional bits about guerilla-warfare Alpharius Omegon: Just the worst trolls. Dozens if not hundreds of sockpuppet accounts. They are having a good time.

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dateless-bar · 22 days

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Primarch's Steam Profile

Some of the frame from: steam profile design

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kanchelsis · 1 month

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primarchs + tweets (part one and two)

#feeling a little goofy today lads #rogal dorn #sanguinius #roboute guilliman #perturabo #jaghatai khan #leman russ #lion el'jonson #primarchs #warhammer 40k #wh40k #tempest text

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maranigai · 4 months

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Пепежабо.

#my art #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #perturabo #it's wednesday my dudes #humor

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skrankku · 2 months

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When your bro is 3 feet taller than you and prone to injuries but fortunately you have the carrying capacity of a rhinocerous beetle.

#warhammer #perturabo #magnus the red

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cursed-40k-thoughts · 3 months

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40k AU concept.

The Emperor off-handedly tells Perturabo "good job" one time. Which causes Perturabo to experience happiness for the first time.

The resulting domino effect results in the heresy never happening, the Orks to stop enjoying violence, the Eldar to become humble, the Necrons to return to flesh, the tau to be respected, and the tyranids to become vegans.

See, you joke, but it is genuinely worth considering how much of the Horus Heresy would never have happened if the Emperor had bothered to communicate and sympathise like a person instead of larping a hybridised mix of Old Testament God and Hernán Cortés

#ask #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #Primarchs #Perturabo #Warhammer 40000 #Horus Heresy

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wh40kartwork · 5 months

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Dorn Vs Perturabo

by Serdjek Sholohovshek

#chaos #battle #space marines #loyalist astartes #primarch #imperial fists #iron warriors #rogal dorn #perturabo #warhammer #30k #warhammer 30k #serdjek sholohovshek #imperium

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incorrect-primarchs-quotes · 5 months

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#warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #incorrect quotes #primarch #Fulgrim #Lorgar Aurelian #Perturabo #Konrad curze #Horus heresy #Mortarion #Textpost

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fromcommorragh · 5 months

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Female Perturabo by @cnmbwjx on twitter

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valiant--art · 8 months

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#warhammer 40k #magnus the red #konrad curze #erebus #perturabo #leman russ #primarchs #the onion headlines #part TWO

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nevesmose · 1 month

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✨️ TRAITOR PRIMARCHS x SCOTTISHPEOPLETWITTER ✨️

Loyalists + Bonus

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ms--lobotomy · 23 days

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Maybe you celebrate Easter. Maybe you celebrate Trans Day of Visibility. Maybe you celebrate both, or neither. I am here to make those holidays infinitely worse or better, depending on how you look at this post. Special thanks to @squishyowl for giving me the parameters to calculate their (hard) schmeat sizes.

Without further adieu, Primarch cock descriptions. and also kind of how they fugg

LION EL'JONSON- 11 inches, 27 cm. Untrimmed and uncut. He shows a godly amount of restraint to you. Behind closed doors, he's much softer than he lets on. As far as girth goes, he's in the middle of the road... for a Primarch. He may not be the most experienced of his brothers, but he's going to do a thorough job anyways.

???- Dick fell off.

FULGRIM- 10 inches, 25 cm. Long and slender. You may expect a piercing, but he does not want to mar his natural appearance (at least before the Heresy.) Shaves religiously. He likes when his partner can't move, when they squirm underneath him, though he'll have a hard time admitting this.

PERTURABO- 7 inches, 18 cm. The smallest cock on the list, but he more than makes up for it while he is using it. He's got a bit of girth to him, but he can still fit in your mouth. Somewhat. His hands engulf your head as he pushes you down on him. Once he's out, tell him how good he feels.

JAGHATAI KHAN- 13 inches, 33 cm. The fastest one out of the Primarchs as far as each thrust goes. It curves up when erect, not unlike a scimitar. Veiny, but not strikingly so. Even though he's exceptionally fast, he likes being ridden. Especially on his bike.

LEMAN RUSS- 14 inches, 35 cm. He's uncut and hairy down there, he's never shaved his bush. He's also girthy. But what's most remarkable about him is his knot. This makes it hard for him not to breed his partners, where applicable. He'll hold you down and lock himself in on you, holding you down on him with his massive hands.

ROGAL DORN- 10 inches, 25 cm. He's circumcised and he keeps a clean shave. He's girthy, but not unbearably so. He enjoys tying up his partner and watching them melt as he goes down on them. Ever stoic, his expression rarely changes as he plows through you. Also a fan of doing it in his office.

KONRAD CURZE- 9 inches, 23 cm. Veiny, almost paper white, and uncut. He's not a gentle lover, especially considering his size. Usually there will be blood involved, and usually it is yours. He doesn't normally just use his cock; if he can reach you, he'll be biting you. And if not, he'll draw blood anyways.

SANGUINIUS- 8 inches, 20 cm. Surprisingly girthy, with low-hanging balls. He's uncut, but his bush is usually trimmed. He doesn't just use his cock, he bites where he can and envelopes you in his wings. He's gentle... for the first five minutes. He'll leave the most marks out of any of the Primarchs, prompting you to cover up the day after.

FERRUS MANUS- 17 inches, 43 cm. Lord have mercy. He is the most well-endowed Primarch, with balls to match. He'll hold you down with his cool silver hands as he pushes himself in. He's gentle, far more than he lets on, but he is still a Primarch. He's become quite the aftercare giver.

???- Penis serious, Penis delirious. Penis in the woods, call that penis mysterious

ANGRON- 9 inches, 23 cm. The arena had not been kind, as he is scarred in several places around it. Fortunately, no blade has ever found its way there. He isn't gentle, not one bit, even if he is chained down. The Nails eat at his head, screaming for bloodshed. He thrusts faster in a vain attempt to block out the agony in his head.

ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN- 8 inches, 20 cm, and girthy. Despite his size being closer to normal for a baseline human, it's harder to fit it in due to his circumference. With some lube and determination, though, you can make it work. He likes putting it in you and watching you try to keep your composure before you inevitably slip up.

MORTARION- 11 inches, 27 cm. It's long and gaunt on him, but it's still massive in your hand. He's one of the more sensitive Primarchs, but he'd prefer if that fact were kept under wraps. Gentle touch gets him going like nothing else. And once he gets going, you'll get to bear firsthand witness to the endurance he's known for.

MAGNUS THE RED- The bastard can change his dick size on a whim. He already knows what size would make you feel best, and he can open up more than one hole at once using the Warp. He doesn't even have to touch you to open you up, turning you into an incomprehensible mess in front of him.

HORUS LUPERCAL- 12 inches, 30 cm. The most striking thing about it is the Prince Albert that adorns it, a simple iron thing with a dull shine. Even if by some miracle you're on top, he'll always be the dominant partner, and if you have the ability you are most definitely bearing his children at some point.

LORGAR AURELIAN- 11 inches, 28 cm. You weren't expecting the second shortest Primarch to pack so much, were you? Golden tattoos come close to it, but he hadn't the will to cover himself there. You'll spend a lot of time with him; he'll use his tongue for hours on end before finally gratifying himself.

VULKAN- 10 inches, 26 cm. He's warm all over, and below the belt is no exception. In the cold reaches of space, he's a great comfort. Even if he's not the biggest of the Primarchs, he likes watching you struggle on him. He's girthy, and he likes to choke you with it too. Gives the best aftercare.

CORVUS CORAX- 11 inches, 27 cm. He's long, slender, and he keeps a close shave. He's a gentle lover when you're properly going at it and not hiding your risque behavior while in public. He'll hold your hands and whisper praises into your ear, even if he has to bend himself at an uncomfortable angle.

ALPHARIUS- 8 inches, 21 cm. He's hairless, circumcised, and his balls are almost unnaturally even. You've seen many an Alpha Legion cock, and they all look similar. He likes to finish in his partner, leaving no trace that he was there except for the slightly odd hobble you have the next day.

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