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GIVE. US. PET MONSTERS. Give us the most horrendous looking creature, an absolutely freaky motherfucker, and have it decide to let a human adopt it, cat style.
And whole we're at it. Let it be suspiciously sentient. The way cats make you feel like they can understand everything you say, they just don't care.
Other specificantions may vary based on your place on the monster-lover to monster-fucker spectrum.
And cuddles!
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raveninpink · 2 years
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Prompt was lure was going to draw someone chasing after a dollar but then decided this was more fitting of the character. She is very obsessed with gold.
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I’m not in the Monster High or Monster As Teenager adjacent fandoms, but has anyone done “Daughter of The Thing (1982)” and it looks like just a teenaged girl version of Kurt Russell? No tendrils, no tentacles, just a girl with this exact fit and hair
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She swears that she isn’t the daughter of The Thing (1982). She’s a totally normal human you guys. She shouldn’t even be at this school. She likes normal human things like not having her blood tested.
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doctorbeth · 15 days
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A happy colorful monster
Have you heard of My Pet Monster? It's a cartoon from 1986, which had one season (also apparently there's a live movie). You can stream it if you like. But for the purposes of this story, the most important fact is that the star was a very colorful smily, monster. And in January of last year, one of the cuddly plush versions was discovered in the back of a closet (so I guess he was a moonlighting as a closet monster?).
In any case, his original person found him, and wanted to gift him to his own daughters, but this monster had clearly had a rough time in the closet. Here is one of his diagnosis photos:
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You can see the wound on his chest, and that his teeth are coming out. His feet and hands were vinyl, and had gotten that sticky feel that old vinyl sometimes gets.... and he needed a bath!
It took almost a year, but in December, the monster's family wrote again. Could we schedule treatment and an appointment for him?
Of course! The hospital was pretty full at the beginning of the year (not uncommon) so we scheduled his appointment for early March.
He arrived and the first step was a spa. He's quite large, so he got the large pink tub. :-)
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Next he got restuffed, with a heart of original stuffing included ... who knows where his magic is stored, so it's important to keep at least a bit of original stuffing!
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For his feet and hands, I can't replicate the printed nails on vinyl, but we didn't really want to do vinyl again anyway for the feel. So his person and I agreed to recover his feet and hands in new black velvet and then give him new nails from felt in the same teal as the originals. Here he is showing off his manicure and pedicure:
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And here he is all better... even his fabric surrounding his tusks has been reglued:
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and so he flew home to Colorado!
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miinsie · 8 months
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defilerwyrm · 7 months
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I looked down just in time to see him finish settling in and give this deep, satisfied sigh
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pinkpinkstarlet · 4 months
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@actualpunkpercyjackson @adorefavv @ace-and-sleepdeprived @chessbox @desb3ar @daydreaming-en-pointe @darksidescorner @fancylala4 @hoe-bie @i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @skullghoulz @sp1derw1re @spiderkittens @thecrowandtherose @therealloopylupin2099 @the-cat-and-the-birdie @l0starl @gltzpzy
please reblog for bigger sample size!!
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bigtittiecomitte · 5 months
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Pov: You grew up with the swag
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apollos-polls · 6 days
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pipcore · 8 months
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shes finally done ! finally done all 20 art styles :3
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bumblingbabooshka · 4 months
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You know how some Star Trek aliens just look like earth animals? We need the reverse where some alien points to a human and is like "You look EXACTLY like a [alien word]!" and the human's like "?? What's that?" and then they're shown a video of a bipedal animal that has an eerily not-quite-but-almost-human face and the alien's like "They're so cute <3"
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bunnygoddessluna · 2 months
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edging myself thinking of tentacles using me
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the-black-manor · 2 months
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When you search for big dicks, you always get mostly long dicks that don’t have much girth. I want a THICK dick. I don’t want my fingers to touch when I wrap my hand around it. I want my cockhead alone to completely fill someone’s mouth. When someone says “monster cock” I want them to think of me.
The thing about long cocks is that the body can only take so much. You won’t be able to go balls deep. But with a thick cock, you can bury yourself all the way AND stretch your partner nice and wide. They’ll be so deliciously tight around you, and your cock might even make a bulge in their belly.
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