#pet professional

[ordinarymothman]

somebody wanted me to make my own color theory post so here it is:

every guide to "color theory" i've ever been able to find is just this information and nothing further. just different presentations of these few types of combinations, sometimes with a little evopsych sprinkled in. at this point they really shouldn't be calling it a "theory." that implies there's a systemic logic going on, and if that were the case surely there would be some explanation beyond "vibes dude, trust me". (those color sets don't even look particularly Nice relative to other possibilities despite covering most possible combinations. there's certainly no way to prove any of it anyway.)

feels like some art school hivemind intent on believing that there's some complicated genius behind choosing colors, some whole topic of study to learn, when really there's just... colors and people who think that their opinions on colors are scientific. what really gets me is that it's presented as an essential topic to learn in order to make Good Art™. but, well, you really can't learn it all because most of it is vague implications with no substance, so everyone's a fake artist in the end by that metric.

so if you see these things around all the time surrounded by cryptic hints that there's "so much more scientific stuff" behind it and it's starting to make you feel like you're living in a simulation and starting to butt up against the edge of the world building, don't worry. it's not really important. it's just cultural associations and personal opinions (with a little pseudoscience) loosely assembled into mildly helpful guidelines. so go make art your own way, use or don't use whatever guidelines you find helpful. and try not to get discouraged by weird art school premises that don't actually have any "theory" backing them up anyway

#not even important just a pet peeve #i am forced to have opinions on this for professional reasons #but in professional settings im not allowed to be honest

[seabeck]

She got two new toys today, still pulled my mouth guard off my nightstand and added it to her hoard

#It’s my fault for leaving it there #it’s her fault for choosing it over her new toys #I caught it before she ate it #it’s just one of those ones you boil unlike my $400 professional one #juniper #my pets #dog

[abirddogmoment]

I highly recommend getting a highly social dog breed. Being told by pet professionals that my dog is delightful just really never gets old.

#dogblr #about aurora #sure i have to compromise on engagement response speed and off leash capabilities #but in return i have a dog that i can hand off to anyone and know she will be a happy little animal #i know the average quality of dog most pet professionals deal with on the daily #it is always so nice to hear that rory exceeds expectations every time

[montrealmadison]

perks of writing older zimbits: strong nonverbal communication, lots of inside jokes, getting to work through jack’s retirement and bitty’s career success, really REALLY tender, peak ride-or-die energy

pitfalls of writing older zimbits: fellas is it weird that jack’s inner monologue still defaults to “bitty” when bitty is a 44-year-old father of three who hasn’t played organized hockey in years

#to be clear this is not a downside at all i think he wears bitty with pride around their friends for the rest of his life #and I think they love it and still use it privately even when Bitty switches to ‘Eric’ professionally #i don’t think jack ever forgets that bitty’s name is eric but i DO think he has created so many pet names for bitty #that by the time they’re both getting into their fifties he has to literally stop and think while filling out paperwork #‘bud what is your fucking name eh?’ #i’ve been calling you some diminutive form of ‘rabbit’ for 25 years #bitty thinks this is objectively hilarious #but is also like ‘sweetie. *sweetie.* c’mon now.’ #omgcp #mine

[cecelovesrats]

he has ratism

#i'm diagnosing him i'm a professional #rat: olly #ratblr #rats #pet rats #fancy rats #my rats #rat #rodent

[somecutething]

(via Wag Your Tail Photography)

#cute #adorable #lol #cats #cat #cute animals #animals #cute cats #pet #pets #professional photography

[kedreeva]

A while back, I got a notification that I could enter a pet into a little voting competition. I figured heck, the prize to win is $10,000 and a magazine article, why not!

Well, it looks like Artemis made it past round 3 and into the top 10, within the same group. If you'd like to help us out, you can vote for her here!

We're up against a fabulous therapy steer named Moo, with whom we've bonded in solidarity against the orange cat dressed up as Trump, so if you don't want to help Artemis, might I suggest a vote for Moo?

#peafowl #peahens #pets #birds #my pets #artemis #I'm honestly surprised she's made it this far lol #there's like.... 6 more rounds or something which is just #ridiculous #Anyway if you're wondering what we'll use the $10k for #it'll be pen building and improvements #professional wiring finally #feed bills and treats #and leftover gets stashed for vet bills

[p4nishers]

are you. you know...his little pet that needs to be controlled?

#'control ur pet mobius' interesting thing to say #HOW many times are we gonna get that line and still get absolutely fucking queerbaited im genuinely asking is this line in the rules and #terms for professional queerbait cause i swear i heard it at least a dozen times before #lokius #loki spoilers #loki season 2 #loki series #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #loki x mobius

[thedesignfox]

Majestic paws, enchanting claws. 🐾✨

#pet portrait #pet illustration #animal art #furry friends #cat portrait #cat art #cat illustration #illustrate your pet #pet drawing #fur babies #paws and portraits #purrfect art #whisker art #pet artist #digital drawing #digital art #digital painting #digital illustration #digital creator #professional illustration #animal illustration #cat painting #cat drawing

[sprinklebnuy]

{Do Not Repost/Trace/Use for AI}

#//sprinklebnuy art #art #my art #digital art #lps #littlest pet shop fanart #littlest pet shop #lps fanart #littlest pet shop roblox #<- since most of the background is based off of the game!! #and outfits too!! #ITS FINALLY DONE WOO #now what if i just casually roll up to ups and get a professional poster size print done skdnskdn #also reblogs > likes !! help an artist get their career going please!!

[syrva]

The human urge to want to pet any animal is so beautiful, like human hands can spread so much love

#don’t pet wild animals lmao #chitter chatter syrva #delete later #I’ll live through watching videos of sharks getting pats ig -by professionals lmao-

[official-linguistics-post]

Do you do research? :) I work on japanese rn (theoretical stuff, mostly phonology)

currently yes! i'm working on a particular intersection of historical linguistics/morphology/discourse, but i don't want to get language-specific because i enjoy the semblance of anonymity here and it's a pretty small field.

#ditching it soon (at least professionally) for a non-academic life #however i have promised colleagues that they can keep me as their pet independent researcher for collaboration

[iloveyouemanuelmarco]

Sometimes I get scared that I'm like Vivziepop except that instead of me having same-face and same-body syndrome for failed-chemically lab grown yet fucked up DNA-coded malfunctioned twig looking "Tumblr Sexymen" with little to no POC features with sharp teeth, shit eating grins and smug-eyes(Idk how to properly describe it but it makes me feel utter rage still ok??), it's me with the same frontal hairstyle like why tf do I keep drawing emo-looking hair that covers half the face on my ocs atleast half of the time??Lmfaooo TwT.

#Vivziepop #CW Vivziepop #Vivziepop CW #TW Vivziepop #I Love Being A Hater #Professional Hater #Proud Hater #In My Hater Era #I Love Hating #Vivienne Medrano #Hazbin Hotel #Helluva Boss #Twinkification #Same Face Syndrome #Art Struggles #Artist Struggles #Artist Vent #Art Vent #Vivziepop Slander #Vivziepop Drama #Pet Peeves #Art Problems #Artist Problems #Slander #Tumblr Sexymen #Whitewashing #LGBTQIAPlus Community #BIPOC Representation #Body Diversity #Interwebs

[commsroom]

ok here are my eiffel questions

-do you think he ever played sports (and enjoyed it)

-had ever watched the show 'community' he kinda reminds me of a mix between abed and jeff and idk if you've seen it but it's interesting

-what kind of pet did he have a a a kid? he's giving me cat or lizard vibes idk

anyway love your blog tyy

aw, thank you! okay, in order:

oh, god, no. definitely not. eiffel is from a generation of nerd guys who made a point of defining themselves opposite to jocks, and he does not exercise on purpose. i doubt eiffel even watches sports that aren't like, motorsports. to get eiffel to enjoy exercise you've gotta trick him into it by giving it a counterculture image. i'm so sure he wanted to learn to do sick skateboard tricks as a teenager. he still wants to do sick skateboard tricks. but his coordination is terrible.

he has almost definitely seen community, but i have not, so i can't give any further opinion on that. but he's the right demographic.

i don't think he had a pet as a kid, but not for a lack of trying. eiffel is absolutely a dog person; he was a lonely kid, and i know he begged for a dog. and maybe his parents even promised him one, but it just never happened. i actually think eiffel is allergic to cats, just based on his general misfortune. guy with ailments. he just seems like the kind of guy cats would love to climb on while he sneezes horribly.

#lovelace canonically wanted to be a professional basketball player. minkowski likes hiking and rock climbing but for team sports. hm #maybe like. volleyball? i could see that. #the most exercise eiffel has ever gotten on purpose for something he found fun was probably like. ddr. #not that he doesn't have physical hobbies and move around while doing them. i think he's pretty much constantly moving #that guy can't sit still. but he's not. playing sports. #re: pets he probably could've had like. a goldfish. but he probably didn't have it for long. #thank you for asking!! #asks

[marzipanandminutiae]

“why are these people defending corsets in 2023!?!?!?“

Because at least two of the people who’ve been responding to you are professional dress history researchers, and you came out swinging with a topic we’ve all had to (politely) fight people about when they refuse to believe the actual evidence right in front of them? while they circle back around to actual misogyny of the “women are vain silly empty-headed creatures who will do anything for fashion and/or male approval” variety?

I do feel a bit bad for that person, though. I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean to open this can of worms, or to accidentally walk into the land of very opinionated people with rants locked and loaded

#rambling #and this is why I take pains to keep my Tumblr separate from my professional life kids #because I cannot be trusted to not get into arguments on the Internet when my pet topics come up

[tunemyart]

I'm not sorry, if you message me at work saying "Hi" without any hint of why exactly the fuck you're reaching out to me

(especially if you're someone I never talk to)

(even if you are ultra polite and say "Hi, hope all is well" - like ?? there is nothing here obliging me to respond to you? just a general wish for the well-being of my world that you have reached out to express to me individually for some reason?*)

(*the reason is you want something and refuse to tell me what )

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY. I will make you wait. You don't know how long you'll be waiting. You may have forgotten about it entirely. You may have found whatever answer you're looking for yourself. You may have given up on me and made whatever it is somebody else's problem. Maybe you'll be waiting fifteen minutes, maybe four hours. Maybe you'll be on do not disturb when I respond. But it'll for sure be long enough that you're no longer staring at your messenger window, waiting for me to respond to you, the center of your own universe.

#and! I don't feel bad about it - not even a little #if it was urgent you would have fucking said so. #legit i don't know how this is professional. i'm sure some people don't even think twice before doing this #bc it's just what people do to them so they've learned by example #but just send me an email?? #send me a message but tell me what you want?? #DON'T WASTE MY TIME??? #i would call this a pet peeve but it makes me actually legitimately angry