thinking abt bruce having beef over clark having a pet parakeet, having to listen to it say "how ya doin? good morning!" having to listen to it ask clark for, "kisses?" & chirp & dance around clark's shoulders, seething to himself because clark kisses the little guy.. and said little guy mimics the little muah sound
what im trying to say is the little parakeet communicates what he wants better than bruce can & so bruce now has beef over a bird
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I listened to a NSFW-file just now that linked mindlessness with great pleasure. All I truly remember rn is a really nice feeling of bliss when I hear a snap and a lot of wetness between my legs. The file was 45 minutes long so it had a lot of time to truly get that trigger engrained.
All I'm saying is, if you snap your fingers next to me, you'll turn me into a horny mindless man and it"ll he the best thing to happen to me.
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They tryin to be the teachers pet!😉💋
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man while i love sassy sun and support him wholeheartedly i'd absolutely cry if he was mean to my art <3
Me too tbh! Getting to see my sketchbook privileges? REVOKED.
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for an actual crime lord, daigo looks like a very polite guy
i wish he got to interact with civilians in canon more because i'd love to know what he's like when he's off the clock
big agree on letting daigo relax more.. i wanna see him let out in the wild and he like. Can just go to smile burger and order a number seven and he eats by onea them window seats in dead silence
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The single thought rattling around in his silly little head tragically interrupted by a news broadcast picked up with his gigantic radar dish ears
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I cant decide which option is funnier, Draxum getting the turtles from a pet store or stealing them from a zoo. Imagine this 6″8 armored humanoid goat walking into a store/zoo and you’re just confused and terrified and all he does is yoink some baby turtles and maybe break an employees neck
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Titties at thanksgiving dinner
Peep at what else I’m packin!!🙈😜
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MY BELOVED WIFE HAVE YOU SEEN THESE OUTFITS????
💋💋💋💋💕💕💕
Oh holy.shit YES THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED AND NEEDED 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Nicki's outfit is EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE
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