#pete davidson blurb

[storiesforallfandoms]

take care ~ pete davidson

word count: 1357

request?: yes!

“Can you write a fic where Pete Davidson has a cold and he’s all sneezy and sick and you have to take care of him?? Fluffy fluff fluff lol”

description: in which he gets sick and she gets roped into taking care of him

pairing: pete davidson x female!reader

warnings: swearing

masterlist (one, two)

*this one is definitely going to be more of a blurb/drabble than an actual imagine because i’m so bad at writing imagines where someone is sick and has to be taken care of*

It was strange to get a phone call from Pete on a Saturday night. Usually, if he wasn’t filming something else, he would be on set of SNL for the next. You knew something had to be wrong if he wasn’t at work.

You answered the phone and was met with a string of coughs followed by a hoarse, “(Y/N)?”

“Are you okay?” you asked.

“I’m sick,” he said. “They won’t let me go to work.”

“You sound like you shouldn’t be at work,” you told him. “Do you need anything? Do you have soup and flu meds you can take?”

“I don’t know, I haven’t been out of bed all day. I have water.”

You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose. You loved Pete to death, and you knew that he was just sick so you should cut him a little slack, but you really wondered where he’d be without you and his mom around to help him sometimes.

“Do you want me to pick up some flu stuff for you and bring it over?” you asked him.

“Yes please.”

“What do you want me specifically to bring over?”

“I don’t know...soup? Whatever soup you want, and whatever meds will get rid of my headache and burning fever.”

“Okay. I’ll be over in about an hour.”

“I love you.”

“Yeah, yeah. See you soon.”

You went to the grocery store and grabbed a basket to fill with stuff. You got him a few different cans of soup, mainly chicken noodle and vegetable, a bottle of flu meds, some cough drops and cough syrup, a couple bottles of Gatorade, and two boxes of tissues. The cashier had a good chuckle when she was checking everything in.

You drove to Pete’s place and let yourself in. You could hear him coughing in his bedroom from the front door. You cringed to yourself at how awful he sounded.

He was laying in his bed starring at the ceiling when you walked in. His nose was bright red but the rest of him was pale. He turned his head to look at you and smiled a little.

“Hey,” he said. “Thanks for bringing the stuff.”

“You don’t have to thank me. You probably wouldn’t get much better on your own.” You reached into one of the bags you were holding and tossed the cough drops at him. “Here, suck on one of these for a while. I’ll go heat up some soup for you.”

He popped one of the cough drops into his mouth while you headed downstairs to the kitchen. You opened a can of chicken noodle soup and poured it into one of the clean pans. While you waited for it to heat up, you put the rest of the cans of soup into a cupboard and the bottles of Gatorade into the fridge, leaving one out to take with you once the soup was ready.

When you went back up to Pete’s room, he had managed to sit himself upright with some pillows placed behind him. You put the soup on his lap and the Gatorade on his bedside table, and sat up on the bed next to him.

“You shouldn’t get so close to me,” he said. “You might get sick, too.”

You shrugged. “Oh well, that’s what happens. At least we have a fuck ton of flu stuff if I do get sick.”

Pete started to laugh, but his laughter turned into another fit of coughing. You leaned away from him, a grimace on your face.

“Sorry,” he said.

“It’s okay. Did you really try to go to work like this?”

He nodded as he brought a spoon full of soup to his mouth. “I didn’t feel as bad when I woke up. Just had a sore throat and my nose wouldn’t stop running. It progressed from there. I had originally texted the producers to say I wasn’t feeling great but that I’d be okay to come in, and then they called just before I called you and heard how bad I was and told me to stay home.”

“As they should. You can’t exactly go on live TV looking like you just crawled out of the grave.”

“I just don’t like missing the show unless it’s for other work.”

“I know you don’t, you workaholic.”

You reached over and playfully messed up his hair. He batted your hand away, a playful pout on his face. You smiled at him, wishing you could lean over and plant a kiss on those pouty lips.

You both sat in silence for a while as Pete finished his soup. When he was done with that, you both relaxed back on the bed and watched some Netflix.

“Have you slept much today?” you asked him.

He shook his head. “No, I don’t really want to sleep.”

“You should get some rest. It’ll help you get better quicker.”

“I’m not tired.”

You could tell that wasn’t true. He was blinking more than normal and every so often you could see his eyes were starting to droop.

“Pete.” He looked over at you. “Resting when you’re sick won’t kill you. It’ll do the opposite, actually. You’ll get better quicker.”

He sighed. “Fine, I’ll rest. But you gotta stay with me.”

“Sounds like a deal to me.”

He laid down in bed and within seconds, he was asleep. You smiled and shook your head. Again, he was lucky to have you and his mom.

You grabbed his empty soup bowl and brought it down to the kitchen to wash it, leaving the flu meds by his Gatorade in case he needed them when he woke up. You decided to grab yourself something to eat while he rested and watched some TV in the living room as to not disturb his sleep.

You weren’t sure how long Pete was out for, but the sun had set and the room was going dark by the time you heard someone moving upstairs. You flinched when the light suddenly went on, blinding you for a few seconds before your eyes adjusted to the brightness. You looked over to see Pete stood in the doorway of the living room. He didn’t look as pale as before, but he did still seem quite sick.

“Hey sleeping beauty,” you said. “How do you feel?”

“Meh,” he said. “Still like shit, but I think a good nap was what I needed.”

“I’m not going to say I told you so, but just know it’s implied.” He stuck his tongue out at you playfully. “Why are you out of bed, by the way?”

“You weren’t there when I woke up and I was worried you had left while I was asleep. I wanted something else to eat.”

“First off, insulting that you only wanted me here so I could get you things while you’re sick.”

He smiled. “You know that’s not what I meant.”

You smiled back at him. “I know, but you could’ve texted me or something. My phone is right next to me.”

“I’ve been in bed all day. I think getting up and moving around will help me feel a bit better.”

You followed him to the kitchen as he decided to heat up another can of soup. You sat up on the counter and watched him making his own meal. As he waited for his soup to heat up over the stove, he looked at you.

“Thank you for coming to take care of me,” he said.

“You don’t have to thank me, Pete.”

“I know I don’t have to, but I am. I really am grateful for it. I’ll make it up to you when I’m not sick anymore.”

“You don’t have to do that either, but I’ll gladly accept whatever you have in mind.”

He smiled at you. “I’d kiss you right now if I wasn’t risking giving you my germs.”

You giggled and kissed the palm of your hand, then blowing in his direction. He lifted his hand to “catch” the kiss, then placed that hand over his heart.

“Dork,” you said.

“You love it.”

You couldn’t argue with that.

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[oneforthemunny]

this has been on my mind forever but would you ever write a blurb about rockstar!ed and nb set in 2024? like the girls are all grown (maybe sephy and kensie have babies themselves?!) and it’s them all back home for someone’s birthday or an anniversary or something and nb and ed are just as in love as the day they got together? LOVE U AND UR BRAIN EVIE X

i think if my math is correct, this would be their first year as true empty nesters?? like every kid is over 18??

i could see them all coming together for mothers day or even easter. even if they don't celebrate it, they always go to malibu or just home bc that's what nb did growing up, just to be together.

it's planned so everyone can be there. you know eddie and nb go all out, especially bc they really miss the girls.

persephone i could see maybe having a baby or one on the way. definitely married and happy, successful in running her own businesses with nb. she sees them the most.

kensington... like i don't know, i feel like she's still kinda insane and she'd def not have a kid. idk why i could see her just rolling up and announcing she's dating someone completely off the wall like pete davidson or something.

which you know vega exploits. she definitely makes a tiktok about it lol. she thinks it's hilarious and that's how the news breaks. i think vega would still live in la but in the downtown scene of la bc she's living it up as a true nepo baby lol.

the twins, i feel like sienna travels a lot. like genuinely does not stay in one place very long at all. she maybe has an apartment in west hollywood but she loves to travel.

sicily just feels so new york to me. i think she'd be big into the fashion scene, or just enjoys new york in general. either way, she'd come home.

i also feel like zahra would enjoy new york too, more of the music side of it. she kinda floats back wherever and spends time here and there.

they all visit individually, some more than others, but it would be one time when they'd all be together. eddie would proudly show off his garden, cuts bouquets for them. they'd definitely fight, bicker like before, but it's calming in a way. soothing just to have them all together.

i honestly am not sure, it's hard for me to think of the dynamic of them a lot older, but i feel like it'd be very content and peaceful. what both rockstar!eddie and nb would both want and they finally have.

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[lovecanyon]

CEO!harry for the Jenner au🤌

INSTAGRAM BLURB

ceo!harry x jenner!reader

A/N: THIS IS AN AU! EVERYTHING YOU SEE IS NOT REAL! THIS IS PURELY FICTIONAL.

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y/njennerupdates Y/N SEEN LAST NIGHT AT NOBU WITH HER DAUGHTER INDIE!

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y/nfan3 indie truly is a miniature y/n

y/nfan5 SHE GREW UP SO FAST I’M CRYING

random7 y/n’s ceo husband is probably cheating on her….

y/nfan9 harry literally was at a fundraiser with their son 😭

y/nfan11 her daughter always wears the best outfits

y/nfan8 i love the way y/n takes indie everywhere with her

y/nfan10 it’s so adorable ☹️

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popculture A brand new sneak peak of Y/N Jenner on The Kardashians show premiering on Hulu.

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y/nfan13 y/n is so beautiful 😭

y/nfan15 WE ARE GOING TO GET MET GALA CONENT OMG

y/nfan18 one of the most humble celebrities ever

y/nfan14 i met her a bunch of times and she’s so nice 🙏

y/nfan16 in love with her omg

y/nfan19 wondering if harry is going to be on it…

y/nfan17 probably! he was on kuwtk soooo 🧍

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kendalljenner i saw these and just had to post them.

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y/nfan20 BEST SISTER DUO EVER

y/nfan22 i love them so much 😭

yourinstagram ily kenny!

kendalljenner mwuah

tchalamet buddies till the end!!!!

y/nfan24 THEY ARE SO CLOSE AWE

y/nfan21 kylie 👁 👄 👁

kyliejenner Literally like?

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jennernews Harry Styles, Y/N’s husband seen leaving a lunch he had with Pete Davidson in Malibu.

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y/nfan26 where is the pete and harry content

y/nfan28 wait why is he kinda cute…

y/nfan30 KINDA? HE LITERALLY IS A GOD

y/nfan27 now i’m understanding y/n’s point of view

random29 this man is going viral on the internet and he doesn’t even know it

y/nfan31 harry’s well aware of the "hype" he has…he just doesn’t care about it 😭

y/nfan34 he hates us

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yourinstagram play harry’s house by joni please -april

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y/nfan32 april is so adorable ☹️

y/nfan35 Y/N’S POSTS ARE ALWAYS CUTE

harrystyles Taught her well.

yourinstagram you and your hippie music

y/nfan38 going feral for harry 🙏

alexademie i miss you!

y/nfan39 the last photo with y/n 🫡

felicathegoat HARRYYYYYY MY MAN

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harrystyles My happiness.

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y/nfan40 harry is so in love with her 😀

y/nfan37 HIS WHOLE INSTAGRAM IS FILLED WITH PICTURES OF Y/N…WHERE CAN I FIND A MAN LIKE THIS

yourinstagram i adore you!

harrystyles And I love you!

haileybieber this is so cute, i love you guys so much

y/nfan33 if you think about it y/n is the only sister to be in a long time relationship…

y/nfan36 high school relationships are really hard to find 😭

kimkardashian MY FAVES!

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[samaraannhan20]

Masterlist

JJ Maybank

imagines: 

JJ Maybank Fluff ABC’s 

Austin Butler 

College AU!: 

Hostage Situation (NEW)

Yes to the Dress

Disney Trip 

I just need to be near you. 

Stay at My Place

The Golden Globes 

Study Surprise

imagines: 

Austin Butler Fluff ABC’s

Harry Styles 

College AU!

(Not in timeline order)

The Eras Tour (NEW)

The Final Show

Spring Break (happens before parts of Keep Driving and all of Expensive) 

Expensive 

Keep Driving 

College Visit 

imagines: 

Home for the Holidays

Harry Styles Fluff ABC’s 

Bradley Rooster Bradshaw 

imagines: 

I'm Off to Save the Queen

Drunk Sailors 

Come Back Home

To Be Loved By You

The Accident

Bradley Rooster Bradshaw Fluff ABC’s

Anxiety

The Proposal

Coming Home

Pete Davidson 

imagines: 

Puppy Love

Visit 

The 20th Anniversary

Family Issues 

Nonsense

Pete Davidson Fluff ABC’s

The Kim Situation

Blurb

He Proposes

Lip Gallagher 

imagines: 

Lip Gallagher Fluff ABC’s

Steve Harrington 

imagines: 

Secrets Don't Make Friends

That Time Again 

I Think I Love You

Steve Harrington Fluff ABC’s

Sunburned

Eddie Munson 

imagines: 

Eddie Munson Fluff ABC’s

Jasper Hale 

imagines:

Jasper Hale Fluff ABC’s

Heat Exhaustion

Spencer Reid

imagines: 

You Have An Audience

Skinny Dipping

Spencer Reid Fluff ABC’s

John B Routlege

John B Fluff ABC's

Bucky Barnes

Fate (NEW)

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[fictional-lvr]

REMMYZ MASTERLIST

requests are open and encouraged! i also write for twd and spn!

(NO LONGER WRITTEN FOR)Corpse;

Excited

Braids

Socializing

Code

(NO LONGER WRITTEN FOR)Pete Davidson;

misc hcs

smut hcs

fluffy hcs

Comfort

comfort hcs

George Weasley;

Always

shifting drabble

Goodnight, Angel

comfort blurb

Eddie Munson;

Stupid

TLOU

joel x disabled reader

waking up with domestic!joel

making joel cum his jeans

joel audio rec 

Criminal Minds;

Autistic! BAU Reader hcs

#moonies masterlist #corpse #pete davidson #george weasley #eddie munson #spencer reid #penelope garcia #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #david rossi #jennifer jareau

[munchflix]

MUNCHFLIX - THE DIRT 1.25

IMDB BLURB: Based on the bestselling autobiography from Mötley Crüe, the film is an unflinching tale of success and excess as four misfits rise from the streets of Hollywood to the heights of international fame.

WARNINGS: Sex, so much sex. Boobs. Graphic depictions of drug use. Horrible 80s hair. Pete Davidson. We’re fucking dumb.

RATING: You don’t know fuckin’ shit about Motley Crue.

OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: All reviews are done solely for humor and should not be taken seriously ever. If you cannot handle cursing, crude humor and probably some offensive things, pls do not read this.

Munch: The absolute shit I do for you. This movie had better slap ass because I really don't like Motley Crue and I don't think they're hot and there had better be some shit to make fun of. Like Motley Crue. I really hope I get to make fun of Motley Crue. I'm gonna start right now by making fun of the way they spelled Motley Crue like a bunch of fucking edgelords.

Biscuits "How many calories are in tequila" Horrorslash: where the hell is my shotglass??!? WHOO YEAH BABEY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! This movie gave Motley Crue a huge resurgence in popularity. Everyone saw it and was like - my poor little meow meows uwu. Like - if by that you mean four feral cats let loose in your house screeching and pissing everywhere then yeah.

M: So we open with a little intro to the 80's and people are fucking and ...squirting...publicly....and I'm about to make Biscuits write this entire thing himself.

B: What did you really expect? Nikki is narrating and he has a sad backstory so everyone gets to slobber over him.

M: I'm not picking sides. I don't think any of them are cute. Why does Nikki's dad look like Charles Manson? He's very mouthy for like....a 10 year old? Nikki cuts his arm with a knife to blame his shit ass mom for it.

B: It is based on a book so it's them retelling their own rock star backstories, so take this with as many inches of dick as we're gonna assign to them. So Tommy gets like 8 and a half and Nikki gets like 3.

M: I'm not gonna ask how you know how big everyone's dick is.

B: These men have shown many parts of themselves. Tommy was naked like 90 percent of the time. Also that was a joke, I’m not even saying it’s accurate.

M: I still don't wanna know. So Frank Jr is now Nikki Sixx because he grew up and shit.

Frank Jr.? But he’s just a little girl!

M: Now Tommy is narrating? He comes from like...super suburban normal life. His family is like super normal and healthy. Except Tommy.

B: Tommy Lee was really attractive when he was young. He's the youngest! Tommy and Nikki meet in a diner and they're like - we should totally be in a band and fuck girls in the vicinity of each other! Or just touch tips. Nikki is like - my new band is gonna be so cool! I'm gonna get like 4 rabid raccoons together and just turn em loose on a stage! They find a guitarist but he's shitty and they hate him.

M: Who's this dude? (Mick Mars, he's gonna be the guitarist.) He doesn't like Tommy's old band, they suck. Mick Mars is a dick, jesus. He's like - I am the best guitarist EVAR.

B: Mick Mars is a better guitarist than most people. I have some respect for him, unlike the other members of the band. He's got ankylosing spondylitis and he can walk in heels and play guitar better than I probably ever will. So the band has picked up an old man with bone disease.

M: That's pretty fucking hardcore tho, no wonder he's such a dick. Chronic pain does shit to a person. They are looking for some random skinny dude with attitude to sing in the band. The requirements are so low here.

B: Tommy is giving off major Bill and Ted vibes.

M: They find what I assume Vince Neil singing at a pool party and they're like - HE IS SURROUNDED BY BABES we must take him. This guy looks nothing like Vince Neil.

People ask me - “What don’t you like about Motley Crue music?” I say, “The sound.”

B: Tommy speaks at 300 words per second. Vince is doing coke with his girlfriend because it was the 80's and everyone did cocaine except Jon Bon Jovi.

M: He's not even a rock star yet. This is the most haphazard getting a band together I've ever heard of. They're just like HEY WE ARE A BAND NOW AND WE'RE GONNA GET SO LAID!

B: Vince's girlfriend is just gonna stand there.

M: She's already trying to manage the band but they're gonna shut her down with the power of BUTTROCK!

B: Tommy Lee has the energy of a crackhead even when he's not high. He's lighting cockroaches on fire with hairspray. Nikki has a whole notebook full of doodles of pentagrams and shitty band names. That's just me. I have that same notebook.

M: Why is Mick the only sane member of this band?

B: He doesn't have the energy to do like all the fucked up shit, he's too tired. Vince looks like 80's coked up hooker barbie.

The bass player is the loser of the band, yes he is - if you don’t believe me, take a look at the one you’re with!

M: I guess they're playing a gig now? Or not. Vince and co are already kicking people's asses before a note has been sung.

B: They're throwing hands. And everyone is like - FUCK YEAH THIS BAND RULES! THEY JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE! I'd like to state for the record that my stenographer is refusing to type out some of the things I am saying. She's becoming more of a lesbian every second.

M: Number 1 - I am not your stenographer. 2 - you can edit in whatever you want but I am typing RIGHT NOW, 3 - I really am. Wtf is going on in the movie?

B: A montage of them doing gigs. That's Pete Davidson! They haven't been signed yet tho so I guess that's where Pete comes in. There's probably gonna be even more sex scenes in this movie.

M: There's already been like four!

B: THICK ASS. I almost put my hands on the table and howled like a wolf.

M: You'll be glad later that I left so many things out. So now Pete is talking to them and there's some chick under the table giving random blow jobs but he doesn't want one.

B: And now more violence!

M: Mick Mars just straight up Deadpools us by talking directly to the camera and he is now my favorite member of Motley Crue, at least in this movie.

He’s hip, he’s cool, he’s 45

B: Nikki doesn’t like Kiss. I like Kiss. Munch doesn't even like Kiss! What DO you like?? What do you listen to that's so great!?? Kate Bush? Bruno Mars or some shit?

M: You need more alcohol. I just don't fuckin' like BUTTROCK.

B: GLAM METAL. Buttrock is deragatory.

M: It's meant to be. Vince is somehow fucking yet another girl. How does he have time in his day for this. Pete talks to the camera and tells us not to leave our girlfriend alone with Motley Crue because they'll fuck her.

B: Probably good advice. Just a bunch of dudes in leather and studs and makeup. Just dudes being guys.

M: It was a very straight thing to do in the 80's.

B: I don't think that's the original track. That's not Vince singing...ugh. (disclaimer: read to the end for the SHOCKING TRUTH!)

M: How you even noticed that...and now for some good old fashioned SATANIC PANIC! And the band comparing how many women they've fucked. Once again Mick proves to be the only human being in the group. Who I think is supposed to be Ozzy in a dress comes around with money sticking out of his ass. Ozzy snorts...ants.

B: And pisses on the concrete. Both seem entirely like something Ozzy would do. Then licks it up. Oh Tommy sounds like he liked that

M: WHY AM I BEING MADE TO WATCH THIS. Ozzy is licking up Nikki's piss now. An aside from Doc says what we're all thinking.

B: Is this the indecent exposure incident??

M: Which one????

B: The one where Tommy was running through a hotel naked and some people got mad about it. And they arrested Mick instead.

M: Doc says they did stupid shit because they were Motley Crue. And now the mud wrestling sequence. 

B: They're acting like Vince was the most horny dude. Maybe he was but like - these other guys are also horny. Vince is like - Sharice you're my girl, move in with me, I won't fuck as many women. I was about to ask how these dudes had the energy to fuck this much but then oh yeah! Cocaine!

They’re soooo together!

M: Tommy is introducing people to his family and new fiancee? He has a few of them. Tommy's mom is SAVAGE. Tommy is coming across like a 12 year old with too much freedom.

B: That is basically accurate. 3 middle school boys and their dad who drinks a lot. 

M: Tommy and his new fiancee are having some...difficulties. 

B: This is not the last time Tommy will hit a woman. He had a bit of a temper.

M: I feel like you don't really need to watch this. You already are like...a Motley Crue historian. 

B: Oh we're just gonna drive drunk and leave Vince's pregnant wife here, I sure hope nothing bad happens! 

M: Oh yeah I forgot Tommy and Heather Locklear were a thing. 

B: "I love you." Tommy Lee to every woman he meets. It's the drummer from Hanoi Rocks in the car with Vince I think. And now death. This really did happen and yes he was drunk and yes that man died. 

M: But it's fine because they're in Motley Crue. 

B: Whoops! Uh oh. Oopsie Daisy. That man is dead. And it's your fault, Vince.

All the girls want to know - who’s the cutest boy on death row?

M: VINCE GETS 30 DAYS FOR MURDERING A DUDE. Wtf. Nikki is very sad that Vince is in jail but it's okay because he's on heroin now and Biscuits is never ever gonna have a heroin addiction because he can't stand needles. 

B: I can't even inject my own testosterone! And that doesn't even have to go into my veins! Vince has returned from uh...killing a guy.

M: Is he sober now?

B: Supposedly. No nevermind he's immediately snorting cocaine. And vomiting.

M: Oh he's snorting smack, no wonder he's sick. Nikki keeps blaming Vince for fucking up the band when he's busy injecting heroin every other scene. And missing repeated calls from his sad mother. Tommy Lee is in love every five minutes in this movie. Vince now has a kid I guess but she doesn't seem to like him much?

B: Well.....Theatre of Pain, are they gonna show Theatre of Pain Tommy Lee because I might have to take a break.

M: That's between you and jesus. Tommy Lee gives a life on the road montage where he shows everyone getting wasted and performing and then getting wasted again. Drink, snort and fuck everything in sight. It's a wonder they lived this long tbh.

B: All four of them are still alive actually!

M: It's honestly a miracle. This is hard to like...narrate because it's so chaotic. It's just like - watching a band go bonkers and slowly self destruct. (disclaimer: read til the end for the SHOCKING TRUTH about why it was so hard to narrate!)

B: That's the beauty of it all! It's 4th of July, we're recording this, well not recording it, but you know. There’s fireworks outside and fireworks on the screen. Nikki has mommy issues! Oh poor little meow meow. Come sit on my lap poor little meow meow!

M: People are gonna take you seriously.

B: I was joking there. Like 70 percent. 80 percent. Oh my god, not in your neck Nikki, ew.

M: I guess Tommy is getting married. Nikki is wasted as fuck.

B: You've got more opportunities Tommy! You'll have several more happiest days of your life! Nikki can't even put his suit jacket on. This your man? This your boy? Somebody come get him. Nikki Sixx did a LOT of heroin.

M: 1000 dollars a day is a lot of heroin.

B: Is this the part where he died?

M: You're the Motley Crue historian.

B: I'm not sure if this is that time when he overdosed or if he's just normal shooting up heroin. Wtf did you give him, I gave him heroin!

M: I'm guessing that's an overdose.

Hey guys...Kyle’s dead!

B: Nikki went to the great beyond! But he came back!

M: This was apparently before naxolo...naxostuff.

B: I think that's just adrenaline. I was happy, but I kept doing heroin! That's how drugs work, kids. Oh my god, they didn't need to show the vein thing more than once.

M: Well it's a good message to kids watching this. Drugs are gross. They will turn you into a bleeding arm gross man-thing. Now they're sober and shit and they hate each other.

B: They can't stand to be around each other when they're not high. They all had massive prima donna egos.

M: Hardly a shock. But they're all good clean boys now. Trying to have family lives and shit. And hating each other. A lot more. Vince is going to be a huge dick about this. He wants to have FUN. I really enjoy's Mick's little asides. He's just kind of in the background with his fucking vodka like - these dudes are all idiots.

B: Vince's wife left him. And he left the band.

M: If Pearl Jam is here their career is almost over anyway.

B: And then the 90's happened! It was a bad time for Motley Crue. Big manly rocker boy egos clash! I don't like you guys anymore! We're gonna get a new singer! John uh....Corabi. But they don't have a blonde guy anymore so it's never gonna work.

M: You can't have a buttrock band without a blonde guy!

B: Oh yeah Vince's daughter died of cancer, I forgot about that.

M: WHAT. That's super fucked up. Nobody likes new Motley Crue without Vince. He was kinda one of those unique voices. JohnBoy out here like WHOO I'M IN A ROCK BAND! He's about to be so disappointed.

Someone's gonna get a punch in the head. Who d'ya thinks gonna get a punch in the head?

B: There's a whole crowd of people out here booing you!

M: Everything is going to Motley Hell. Vince's kid is dying, Mick isn't looking so hot, Tommy's Heather is leaving him, Nikki is just sulking.

B: Yeah we had a good ride, except for all the drugs and you know...death, and crime...and punishment...Vince's kid, yeah she died. Nikki visits his dad's grave.

M: And meets a half brother he didn't know he had?? What the fuck is this shit

B: Oh he means a FAMILY! He needs a family!

M: His own MOTLEY CREW. NIkki and Tommy make up and touch tips and go out to find Mick who is looking more and more like death warmed over every day. But to be fair, he's got a condition.

B: We're getting the band back together, even though they just broke up. Vince, we love you man. You're our blonde man, man. There may be a million other slutty blonde men out there but you're OUR slutty blonde guy. Sometimes a family is four dudes who do drugs.

M: They're gonna go perform again I guess? Long slow dramatic walk to the stage.

B: Maybe the real treasure...the REAL MOTLEY CRUE is the friends we made along the way! And some tasteful ass shots!

“ One day you’ll look back on this as the best time in your life.” “ I sure hope not!”

M: Priorities. I guess they played together for another 20 years for some fucking reason.

B: Until 2015 but...They're doing a stadium tour like...as we speak.

M: Why. I don't really have anything to add. Biscuits just hurt himself headbanging. Oh my god. I just realized I forgot to turn the speed down and we just watched that entire movie at 1.25 speed. No wonder Tommy Lee was talking so fast.

B: *chokes to death on laughter* I can't believe we did that.

M: That's so fucking funny.

B: It's so on brand. I THOUGHT the songs sounded weird!! Holy fuck, oh my god. I don't even have any closing thoughts now because that's so fucking funny. Closing thoughts: we are two of the dumbest people who've ever lived.

#Motley crue #review #munchflix #the dirt #tommy lee #nikki sixx #vince neil #mick mars #humor #rock and roll #mötley crüe

[fastandtheformula1]

a/n: literally just realized i’ve been spitting out fanfics/blurbs for the past year and a half and you guys haven’t really gotten to know me… so here we go!

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hello! i am the writer of this blog! you can call me ro (she/her). i’m bisexual!I love 5SOS (Ashton girls RISE), Big Time Rush (where my Kendall girls at), and musical theater (specifically for Mike Faist but we’re not gonna talk about it). I love Formula One too, hence my username.

i’d love to talk to you guys so send me a question/hello in the ask link!

requests are still open if you’d like a specific fic idea!

also, i found this from @nottheweirdest, and thought I would give it a go! i modified some questions to fit my blog hehe

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Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask

😅 What’s a story or scene you’ve created that you’re embarrassed exists?

literally EVERYTHING. most def my pete davidson after a fight blurb tho. pretty cringe.

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put a smile on your face?

when person a is obviously very sad/depressed for no reason at all and person b just does a bunch of random shit just to see person a smile. and when they do person b is so elated that they’re running around/talking to the dog about how they got person a to smile like person a just said yes to their marriage proposal

Or when person a is depressed/sad and person b does a bunch of soft things just to see person a relax for a split second. (bear hugs, remembering the small things, carrying them bridal style to their bedroom)

brb gonna go cry.

🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh?

omg in my bo burnham blurb where the reader says “i think the gods are telling us to stop being so lovey-dovey”... stOP pLEasE whAT are you doINGGGG

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

not yet… but there will be *cough ashton irwin* cough*

✍🏼 Do you have a beta reader?

nope! all me :)

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feelings, etc.

probably angst

🎢Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

def. done w/ ashton irwin..still working on part 2 but oof

✨Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it.

tbh i love my poly!5sos stuff. it’s so super fun to write

💋First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

neither, really. they just sort of annoy me lol

🎶Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

nope!I work in complete silence at 3 in the morning

🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

google docs on my school chromebook 😬😬 god help me.

❗️Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

SO MANY. probably have thrown away at least 30 or so

🙋🏽‍♀️Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

2 of my friends and my sister

🍦What’s the sweetest fic you’ve created so far?

tbh i’m a pretty angsty gowrl… maybe “insomnia” w niall?

🌶Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what’s your most popular nsfw fic?

i have tried. so. many. times. I cringe whenever I write anything smexy.

🌞Do you have a preferred time of day to write?

i really only write from 12-3 a.m. (ik i need help)... I’m a night owl so it’s perfect.

💖What made you start writing?

i had the idea to start writing for a while, then my sister and I talked about it and I made an account and the rest is history.

💌How do you feel about comments and feedback?

feedback is always appreciated as long as you are nice and kind about it! I’m not the best writer; I can always improve!

❌What’s a trope you will never write?

not really a trope but, degradation in the bedroom… i just don’t understand

💲Would you ever open commissions?

probably not

🧐Do you spend much time researching your stories?

eh not really, about 5-10 min max.

🏆What’s your most popular fic?

Andrew Garfield boyfriend headcanons. (honestly, headcanons/ blurbs are so fun to write)

🎃Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

I currently don’t have any holiday themed ones, but I’m down to write them if they’re requested

📈How many fics do you have?

21 and counting!

🦅Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

normally it starts out with 2-3 sentences of dialogue, then I piece together the background, then add in details and voila.

👀Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

OKAY “done” W ASHY BOY… I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THIS FIC. I’M DECIDING OR NOT IF I SHOULD CRY HAPPY OR SAD TEARS

🤗What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

personally, I don’t like having a schedule/ specific day to post, but that’s just me. i know most people have a routine, but do what you want! haven’t written in four months? that’s okay! been writing nonstop for two weeks? also wonderful!

write whatever makes you fall in love with writing again! whether it be a super sappy/cringey trop that makes your knees buckle, do it! :)

💞Who’s your comfort character?

Fred Weasley 1,000%.

🤩Who is your favorite character/person to write?

ASHY BOIIIIIIIIIIII. god i love ashton irwin. His demeanor, poise, confidence, ugh I want it all.

🤲🏼Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

Little background… poly!lashton w/female reader who’s having a depressive episode:

“Hey. Hey, what’s goin on? Is everything all right?” Ash asked, very worried.

You rolled over to Luke as a response, your face near his hips. You felt his hand in your hair, playing with it. Ashton climbed into bed and started to draw shapes on your back.

“C’mon angel. Talk to us. You’ll feel better.” Luke said as he patted your head.

“You can’t stay up there alone, Y/N. Think out loud.”

so excited to share this one… just can’t figure out the ending

😬Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends or family to stumble upon?

anything poly!5sos. Anything poly in general… i mean it’s not a “traditional” relationship, but a part of me still loves it for some reason

🎉What leads you to consider a fic a success?

def a combination of how proud I am with it, and how much you guys interact with it

✅What’s something that appears in your fics over and over again, even if you don’t mean to?

i always end angsty fics with an “i love you”... whoops

📚Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

maybe as a side hustle!

⌛️How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

3-5 business days. On a serious note, 2-3 weeks. Maybe 2 hours. It really depends on who I’m writing

🤯What’s a genre you struggle with as a writer?

SMUT OH DEAR LORD. I CAN’T WRITE IT TO SAVE MY LIFE. i’m trying it out on some new ones tho!! I never have a problem reading it though

💔Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

not yet, but soon 👀

💥How do you feel about criticism?

again, as long as you are nice and kind about it!!

🤭Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?

i don’t have a fav, but I always seem to go with writing? seems appropriate lol

🥰How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?

YES!!!! I love interacting w you guys!

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[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: Set It Up

Rating: NR

Director: Claire Scanlon

Cast: Zoey Deutch, Glen Powell, Lucy Liu, Taye Diggs, Meredith Hagner, Pete Davidson

Release year: 2018

Genres: comedy, romance

Blurb: Two overworked and underpaid assistants come up with a plan to get their bosses off their backs by setting them up with each other.

#set it up #nr #claire scanlon #zoey deutch #glen powell #lucy liu #taye diggs #meredith hagner #2018 #comedy #romance

[athenaeum-simps]

Credit:- @grimyfrightz on Instagram

#richard hertz #blackguard #pete davidson fanfiction #pete davidson one shot #pete davidson x reader #pete davidson smut #pete davidson imagine #pete davidson #pete davidson angst #pete davidson blurb #pete davidson fic #pete davidson fluff #pete davidson x you #suicide squad #suicide squad 2021 #the suicide squad #captain boomerang #jai courtney #sean gunn #weasel #nathan fillion #T. D. K #the detachable kid

[thebadboyfanclub]

Dating Pete Davidson headcanon (spiritual edition)

So I always loved this man and I'm really happy he is getting the recognition he deserves so I decided to post this. Enjoy!

When you mentioned spirituality and crystals he was respectful but interested

"So what does this crystal do?" Was a common question as he looked at your new purchases

He knew not to touch your crystals cause one time he did and you explained that now you had to cleanse them again

Sometimes he would go at your altar (whether that's deity work or just a place to have your stuff) and just look at all the stuff you got

He actually started to meditate with you, you suggested it for his stress and since he had tried everything he gave it a shot

He got so excited when you bought him crystals, he even facetimed colson to show him "look at this shit dude, apparently this is uhhhh uhhhh oh for protection"

Sometimes he would come to you like a tired kid and tell you "hey I don't feel good can you like… clean me?" "You mean cleanse?" "yeah"

 He even started going to metaphysical shops so he can buy you gifts for your anniversaries and other occasions, tarot decks, crystals, sage, whatever the employee suggested

Sometimes he would tease you just to ruffle your feathers, like when you made what he called "magic juice" which was moon water or he would say his girl is "fucking with that witchy shit" during his stand up

He would never admit it but he liked to observe you do your thing, like shuffle your tarot decks or play your singing bowls

 when he was nervous or excited about a project he would ask your pendulum about it

He love to listen to you when you explained stuff to him, like the phases of the moon, astrology, he even memorized his birth chart 

He fully trusted your intuition especially when it came to new people in his life "hey babe, what do you think of him?" He asked every time he introduced you to someone new just to make sure they passed your "vibe check" 

His mom and sister loved you, his sister was pretty close to you and started to pick up some stuff, the reason behind it was "just to make sure I'm safe" and his mom only cared that you made Pete happy 

He even let you use your "special time" for your manifestations, of course you asked for consent when it came to spells that had to do with him and the answer was always "I'm already in it, so might as well make sure you ain't leaving"

He loved to see how happy you got when you spend time in nature, he could listen to you talk all day about how can you use stuff you find for your and how to be respectful when you want to take something

He was a bit weirded out at first when he would just catch you listening to healing frequencies but now he loves them, he would even put some on when he was

#pete davidson imagine #pete davidson fic #pete davidson fanfiction #pete davidson one shot #pete davidson snl #pete davidson angst #pete davidson blurb #pete davidson fluff #pete davidson headcanon #pete davidson x reader #pete davidson x you #pete x y/n #pete davidson

[machinegunbun]

oh my god i just came up with this concept: you’re giving pete head and colson happens to randomly face time pete and instead of telling you to stop he answers the phone and basically shows you off

YES YES ok im a little rusty but hey

Freaky Fuck | Pete Davidson

tw?:smut, a dash of semi-public sex.

word count:690 (nice)

Your eyes flutter open slowly, gaze trailing up to take in the ethereal sight of your boyfriend enjoying the blowjob you’re giving him. His eyes clamped shut, mouth slightly agape, small moans slipping past his plump lips every time your tongue would slide across his tip.

Breathing through your nose, you tried taking him deeper this time. Your lips sliding across his length, suppressing a gag as he hits the back of your throat.

You loved giving Pete blowjobs, there was something so hot about focusing on a mans pleasure when you know he can focus on yours. Blowing him like you’re begging him to give it to you hard, like you have to prove yourself to him. His tattooed hands coming forward to wrap your hair in a rough ponytail. 

You thought of what he might do to you when he was done, if you would get his fingers or his tongue, or maybe just his raw dick. Your spit and juices mixing with his precum as he pounded you relentlessly. How you would feel your tummy tighten as he rubbed at your clit, whimpering out that you’re about to cum, how he would lean down and groan in your ear ��good girl.”

Or maybe he would be tired from his first orgasm and you’d have to ride him, begging him to please let you cum.

Well, of course he would always make sure you came, if not edging you a bit first, but you liked to beg for it. It made you feel submissive to him, like your pleasure was in his hands. Like you weren’t worthy of an orgasm on his beautiful cock. 

You were kicked out of your trance by the sound of a phone ringing, your eyes snapping open just soon enough to catch Pete reaching over to grab his phone. Pete took a moment to read the contact before presumably hanging up, your actions hastily continuing. 

“Oh shit.” A laugh came through the phone, a laugh you’d know anywhere. You’d heard it enough whenever Pete and Colson would call to catch up on whatever stupid thing the other had done.

You weren’t sure if Pete had expected you to be embarrassed, or if he just thought it was hot, but either way you continued to pump and suck him like you were going for first prize. You didn’t mind a little audience.

“Fuck,” he moans “look at how she’s working me. Feels so fuckin’ good.”

Looking up through your lashes at the camera, you tried your best to look sexy. Well, as sexy as you could with a dick down your throat. It was clearly doing something for Pete as you could feel his breathing quicken and his cock begin to throb in your mouth. Humming against him, your actions sped up as your confidence grew, eyes locked on the way his face contorted in pleasure.

“Yeah, suck that shit. I think she’s enjoying it.”

“Yeah?”

“I think she likes being watched,” Petes head hung back to rest on the couch, eyes clamped shut “let him cum on your face.” Colson directs. The camera was facing you, so you couldn’t see Colson, but you couldn’t help but wonder if he was stroking himself beyond the screen. 

With the image in mind you pulled Pete’s hard dick from past your lips, wiping the string of spit out of the air while you jerked him above your face. Pete glanced down at his phone screen, readjusting the position so he was sure Colson had full view of the moment. 

Pete came on your face with a groan, hot spurts on cum landing on your face while you relentlessly jerked him, milking him for all he had. When you were satisfied you brought his tip back up to your lips, swirling your tongue around it and cleaning what was left. His hips jerked up a bit as you suckled at his tip, sliding himself against your tongue.

“She wants more.” Colson snickers, the sound of his spoon hitting a bowl following after.

“Is he... eating cereal?” You ask, Pete laughing a bit as he nods “Freaky fuck.”

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[petesvodka]

word count - 230

warnings - there aren't any :)

a.n. - quick n' soft pete blurb because my mind can't seem to create anything else. and just an fyi, i'd truly appreciate anything you have to say about my writing, so please feel free to comment, dm, or to send an anon to my inbox- i need criticisms to improve <3

pete always falls asleep with his phone playing a voice recording. he’s had it for years. it’s of a thunderstorm he watched perched from the roof of a cabin, back when his family went camping.

pete always grins widely in pictures because he knows it’s how he’s going to be remembered. it doesn’t matter whether or not he looks good, only that he looks happy. he’s still got a friendship bracelet around his right wrist from a summer camp he went to when he was 11. it’s mostly dirty and what was once red has almost faded to white at this point, but he won’t take it off. he can’t remember the name of the kid who gave it to him, but she had green eyes- and his wrist would feel weird without it, anyways.

he says “i’m sorry” too much and bites his bottom lip when he thinks. he’s bit through it before. the blood scared him more than he’d like to admit. pete listens to new wave or indie rock and sings along when he’s sure no one is listening.

on nights when sleep remains a stranger and the moon is just bright enough, he’ll wander around his neighborhood just to see how different things can look. by the time he falls back into bed at sunrise, his shoes are damp with early morning dew and the back of his hand is covered in scrawled reminders.

#pete davidson #pete davidson concept #pete davidson x you #pete davidson x reader #pete davidson fanfiction #pete davidson blurb #blurb #mars writes

[nevilles-insinuations]

Can you do #11 with Pete Davidson please 💕

Warnings: Mentions of drinking  11. "Drunk you is hilarious" "Drunk me makes very bad choices" " And they are hilarious”

"Last night was bad"

Pete's head was in his hands, his phone tossed beside him after scrolling through the videos of last night. You wouldn't exactly call it alcohol fueled mayhem and chaos. But the two of you had a great time running around New York with your friends.

He was blackout drunk of course, but luckily you had a record of it all on your social media. The screaming, karaoke, light saber fights, betting who could climb lampposts.

You were thankful you weren't a lightweight.

"Drunk you is hilarious!"

Laughing, you watched him from the kitchen, grabbing more snacks to cheer him up.

Hungover and watching movies was the best way to go after a great night that you have no recollection of. Particularly if your brain couldn't stop replaying the moments you ran around with your shirt off. Mixed in with his excitement at the fun, there was a twinge of regret.

"Drunk me makes very bad choices"

"And they are hilarious"

You shrugged, plonking next to him on the couch, bowl of popcorn in your hands.

"You have my constant support no matter how stupid your decisions"

Making it clear that whatever drunken mishaps he took part in, you would be there right by his side.

"Thank you"

He nodded sincerely, making a note of that for next time.

"Hey. You wanna watch the part where we fall over again?"

Waving your phone at him, Pete sighed, screaming as he shoved his head in the couch cushions.

"Sure. Fine"

#pete davidson blurb #pete davidson x reader #pete davidson imagine #neviwrites #prompt list blurbs #gender not specified

[cosmictrust]

home | pete davidson

pete davidson x fem!reader ♀

warnings: mental illness, angst, very brief mention of suicide scare.

pete is overwhelmed with all the projects in his life right now. he doesn’t know what to do besides push himself a little too hard.

PETER DAVIDSON WAS EXHAUSTED.

he was working too hard, for too long.

back to back filming for a movie seemed to be getting longer each day. there were certain demands to being a cast member on saturday night live, which included dragged out rehearsals and soon-to-be rejected joke writing.

(not that he was ungrateful, he loved every second! even the hard work!)

but he could feel his grip loosening. he knew that it shouldn’t be this hard to sleep, especially not on his medication, or to feel so moody each night. but he swallowed it down. he could tolerate this. he had to get though this.

he did miss you. a lot. even though the two of you lived together, your schedules were conflicting. neither of you could spare a break from work.

but you are always so supportive. comforting texts reminded him why he had to work so hard.

good job on weekend update, babe! i loved it. i laughed so hard :)

he loved making you proud. the two years with him seemed to fly by, in a perfect blurred mess of laughter and soft kisses. he absolutely loved being in love with you.

you fell in love with him a little more each day.

though, you had seen the worst of pete. he was depressed, and was faced with a lot these past few years.

you are there for him, no matter what.

being mentally ill wasn’t something to plaster all over twitter and instagram about. it wasn’t fun or easy. it was terrifying, and you could only do so much to comfort the sweet boy.

no matter how much you wanted to wrap your body around his and hug him tightly and never let go, you couldn’t protect him from everything.

so you had to watch.

two years ago, the two of you were just friends. he was engaged.

the whole world seemingly knows how that ended.

it was hard. the media and her fans were vicious. to the point of the very public suicide note post.

he had really scared me, then. but it unraveled from there.

meltdowns came with the extreme lows, and the highs felt they’d last forever.

you know he shouldn’t be working so late so often now, so you’re tiptoeing around the topic. he could be immensely sensitive to it.

you decided that you would carefully confront him, as soon as the two of you had a chance to speak.

when he came home one night, an hour earlier than usual, he finally had a tiny bit of energy to do something before totally knocking out onto the bed. the subtle twisting of a key in the lock stole your attention from the TV.

you weren’t expecting him, and he hadn’t texted you all day. just getting home from work, you jumped up, excited to see your lover so early.

“bub! i didn’t think you’d be home so early, i would’ve made you something,”

the disheveled curly brown mess and dark circles were the first red flags. you were a little uneasy; taking note of the small things.

he ran his hand through his fluffy hair, mumbling something incoherent.

you cringed as his keys crashed onto the marble island in a lazy toss, before kicking off his shoes and going straight for the bedroom.

“pete?” you say softly, getting up from the couch to follow him into your bedroom. you had never really been in such a tense situation with him.

“what?” opens his dresser drawer sharply, his shoulders coiled tight as his back turned from you. his voice is lower and harsh, vastly different from the one you had just spoken to yesterday.

he hastily pulled out some sweats and swiftly changed, like his life depended on it.

“should we watch a movie? just to settle for a second?”

“no! i have lines to study and other shit,” your heart strained at that. pete was never this rude to you.

“okay, well i just haven’t gotten a moment alone with you for some time,” you tested the waters before deciding to talk about anything serious. 

“Y/N, we sleep together every night. i’m not worried about that right now.” 

“i just miss you a lot, don’t be like that.” you cross your arms stubbornly.

you took swift steps across the room, until you’re close enough to look your tall boyfriend. the intensity in his glare softened. 

he averts his gaze to the ceiling before finally looking down at you, seemingly pissed. “what?” he asks, louder.

“what’s wrong?”

that. the almighty question that shattered everything that was once very well bottled. it all seemed to come apart at once, and his shoulders slumped as tears welled.

“i-i’m just really tired.” pete’s voice cracked in the middle of the sentence, pushing of the rest of the words in a hushed whisper. he choked back a sob, and you immediately embraced him as he leaned down to hug you.

“oh, baby,” you feel your heart break, and with one hand soothingly rubbing his back. his wet lashes were pressed against your neck; finding solace in your perfume and shampoo.

“come lay down,” you offer, gently guiding him to the head of the bed. sitting up straight with your legs stretched, he lays down to put his head in your lap, a silent request to play with his hair.

“i’m trying really hard,” he admits in a hoarse whisper, wrapping a large hard around the smooth skin of your thigh.

“i know, bub,” you put a hand in the soft curls, raking through them. “you’re doing very well in all of your work. i love it,” you encourage him, your other hand coming up to wipe a stay tear on his cheekbone. “we’ll get through this together.”

“i don’t want you to worry.. and i don’t want you to be disappointed.” he sucks in a deep breath, hands trembling.

“have you been taking your medication?” you ask calmly, hoping not to set him off again.

“no,” pete cringes at the silence, fearing he might be reprimanded. he feels the need to defend his last shred of dignity: “i can’t sleep on them. i feel terrible, too.”

“you’re just overwhelmed, baby. you just a need a day or two, okay? but you should be taking the medicine,” you exhale, pausing to lean down to kiss his cheek. “i just want what’s best for you.” you wanted to keep this situation controlled.

“i know,” he curls further into your lap, finding the soft warmth of your body to be his home. “i love you.”

scooting down and under the sheets so you can get a proper view of his face, you gently kiss him. it has all the love in the world poured into it, everything you have ever felt for him. he pulls you closer, finally cracking the mischievous smile you had missed for what seemed an eternity.

“i love you too.”

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clingy ~ pete davidson

word count: 1309

request?: yes!

“Could you do a clingy/cuddly Pete Davidson blurb ? Thank you”

description: in which he’s clingy after being away from her for too long

pairing: pete davidson x female!reader

warnings: swearing

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Pete hadn’t been gone all that long, a month at most to film his new movie. But it felt like so much longer since he had to be away from you for that time. Even though it was just one month, it was the longest he had to be away from you since you had started dating.

The plane ride home felt like it was taking forever. Pete felt like he couldn’t sit still, especially as the plane came closer and closer to their destination. When the plane finally landed and the passengers were given the okay to stand, Pete was out of his seat within seconds. He felt annoyed with how slow those around him were going. He just wanted to get off the plane and finally see you again.

You were waiting with a sign that read “loml” with a big heart next to it. Pete smiled and raced the rest of the way down the escalator. You giggled as he picked you up in his arms and spun you around.

“Pete, be careful!” you giggled as he nearly hit someone passing by the two of you.

“Sorry!” The man glared at the two of you as he kept walking. “Sorry you don’t understand love.”

You shushed him between giggles. He smiled down at you as he laced his fingers through yours. It felt so nice to be holding your hand again.

The two of you went to get his luggage and made your way to the car. Pete only let go of your hand when you had to get in the car, and even then he had his hand on your leg once the two of you had yourselves settled away and started driving home.

Walking through the door of your shared home brought immediately comfort and relief to Pete. He placed his suitcase on the floor of your bedroom and threw himself down onto the bed. You chuckled at him, standing in the doorway of the room.

Pete smiled and extended his arms. You excitedly crawled onto the bed and into Pete’s arms. You rested your head on his chest and listened to his heartbeat, a comforting sound you realized in that moment that you had missed greatly.

“I could stay here forever,” Pete mumbled into your hair.

“Be careful, I may hold you to that,” you teased.

Pete chuckled and kissed the top of your head. He was so at ease that he felt his eyes growing heavy. He was idly running his hand up and down your back, and you felt his movements begin to slow as his head lulled against yours. Before you knew it, he was sound asleep.

You laid with him for a while, feeling wide awake from the first good night’s sleep you had gotten in a while. You listened to Pete’s steady breathing, the only sound that filled the room. Having him here made the place feel like home again. Although it was a small place, it felt so giant and empty when it was just you.

After a while, you slowly wiggled away from Pete’s embrace. You were careful not to wake him, gently lowering his head onto the pillow beneath him. He stirred briefly, but only to reposition himself then went back to being solid asleep.

As quietly as you could, you decided to start putting away the things in his suitcase. You made a pile of his dirty clothes to throw in the washer, put away whatever clean clothes he had left as well as the usual hygiene products - toothbrush, toothpaste, his own shampoo and body wash that he decided to take with him, etc.

You were carefully opening the closet to put his suitcase away when you heard him turn again. You thought nothing of it at first, just thinking he was turning over in his sleep, until you heard him speak.

“What are you doing all the way over there?”

You turned to look at him. He was obviously still half asleep - a sheepish smile on his face plus his still heavy eyelids were a dead giveaway. You smiled to yourself before closing the closet door.

“I was putting your things away,” you responded.

“You didn’t have to do that, babe, I can do it when I’m up again.”

You shrugged. “I don’t mind. I don’t have anything to do and I wanted to occupy myself while you were asleep.”

“You could’ve stayed in my arms and napped with me.”

“I’m not tired though, babe. I slept really well last night, and I didn’t want to just lay in bed while you slept.”

“Well, I’m awake now, so come back and cuddle me again.”

His neediness was amusing and adorable. You had never seen him this way before. You got back into bed with him, this time laying with your back to him and his arm wrapped around you. He took your hand in his, running his thumb along your knuckles.

“You’re not usually this cuddly,” you commented.

“I missed you.”

You giggled. “You were only gone a month.”

“I know, but I’ve never had to be gone this long before. Normally I’m just gone for a day or two if I’m filming with SNL, or I’ll be gone all day but I’ll still get to come home to you at night. I’ve never had to be away from you for this long since we started dating and it just...it felt wrong. Going to bed in the hotel every night, just me in this big bed. Not having that ability to even just come home and spend a few hours with you, or to come home to you at the end of the night, it really sucked.”

“I get it,” you said. “It was hard to wake up here by myself for so long. I sometimes forgot you were away filming so I’d just think you were making breakfast or gone to work, and when I’d remember it would make me a little sad.”

He squeezed you tightly, almost like he was reassuring you that he was there for good now.

“I never thought I’d want to cuddle as badly as I did while I was away,” he admitted. “Obviously I like to cuddle anyways, but every night I had this overwhelming urge to just have you in my arms. It almost became impossible to sleep for a while.’

“Yeah, I had many sleepless nights, too. I think the only reason I slept so well last night was because I knew you were coming home and I just wanted that to happen fast.”

He kissed your neck, light kisses that he peppered over your neck and as much of your shoulder as he could reach. Eventually, his kisses went up your neck and to your cheek. You smiled and turned your head so he could plant a kiss on your lips.

“I’m about to become very clingy,” he warned. “I hope you know that. I may not let you leave this bed for a long time.”

“You have to let me leave eventually. I gotta work.”

“Nope. I’ll call in sick for you. You’re staying in this bed until I’ve gotten over the month of missed cuddles.”

You tried to pull away from him, but his grip on you tightened. You started to playfully push at him, only for him to hold onto you tighter. You laughed and exclaimed with shock as he rolled over, taking you with him and holding you so close to him that you couldn’t get away. You managed to roll over to face him. He had a wide smile on his face, one that you couldn’t help but mirror.

“I guess I have no other choice,” you said.

“You don’t.”

“Well, in that case, I guess I better get used to my permanent residence in your arms.”

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