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stuckonylove · 2 years

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Getting ready for date night

Tony: *looking at himself in the mirror* Okay now Harley spray me with a bit of cologne and Peter tell me I don't look fat

Harley: *sprays cologne*

Peter: Mr. Stark, you don't look fat

Tony: *self satisfied* Thank you!

Elsewhere

Steve: *looking at himself in the mirror*

Bucky: *sprays a pump of cologne*

Sam: you don't look fat

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mo-mode · 4 months

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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Y/N about Peter: He thinks I’m just as uncool as I thought my dad was. It’s the great uncool circle of life.

Natasha: Well, honey, if it helps I think you’re cool.

Y/N: *Smiles*

Y/N: ... it doesn’t.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Peter: Hey Tony? Can you help me with my essay please?

Tony: yeah sure. Where's your plan?

Peter: plan?

Tony: Yeah, you gotta plan it first!

Peter: Plan? No. My plan is procrastinate, panic, perish.

Tony: ...

Harley: I like that plan

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idk-bruh-20 · 11 months

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Irondad fic ideas #134

Fic where everything in the current MCU has happened

...for Peter.

In fact, Mysterio captured Peter right after Endgame. Everything that happened since -- Europe, his identity, May -- has been an illusion.

Mysterio even altered Peter's memory of the battle against Thanos to torture him. He doesn't remember the rush to get Tony to a hospital. He doesn't remember being kidnapped. He believes Tony died on the battlefield

Which is why, when he's suddenly in a cell and Iron Man bursts in, frantic and alive, Peter has a hard time telling what's real.

#irondad fic ideas #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #nwh fix it #whole mcu fix it tbh #why was it badly written? because MYSTERIO wrote it #no wonder there's so much peter whump #solved it!#we're good everybody! the mystery has been solved!#let's all go home now #especially peter parker #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :)#fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

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denaliwrites · 6 months

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f i c m a s t e r l i s t

p o l i c i e s (please read before making requests!)

b a d s a m a r i t a n The Best of You, Honey, Belongs to Me Blackthorn Cover Myself in the Ashes of You Dumb Ways To Die Enough of You to Dull the Pain (18+) Hellbent Looking For A Godsend Hit Me With Your Best Shot I Got This Feeling On A Summer Day (18+) I'm Gooey in the Middle Baby Let Me Bake In His Eyes A Flaming Glow Intrigued and Afraid Keep You Like An Oath (18+) Killing Me Softly My Baby Shot Me Down (18+) Not Much Between Despair and Ecstasy (18+) Only Touch That Gets Me Melting (18+) Run Rabbit Run (18+) Say My Name Send a Thousand Kings Away Shia Surprise Something Good to Celebrate Stop, Look and Listen, It's Halloween! Taste of a Poison Paradise Trust in Me, Just in Me With Your Scars and Your Lonely Heart Your Body's a Secret Girl and You're About to Spill It (18+)

t h e b o y s Watch That Butcher Burn

b r o a d c h u r c h Always Leave Me With a Hungry Heart Am I Doing This Right? An Art to Life's Distractions Beating Like A Kick Drum Catch & Release Girls Like Girls Like Boys Do It's Been a Long, Long Time Love's Perfect Ache Now and Again We Try to Just Stay Alive Regale You With A Gourd-geous Tale Say You'll Remember Me Say You'll Remember Me (Denali's Version) Tell Me It's A Nightmare

d o c t o r w h o Cuddle, Meet Puddle Cute Things Don't Blink (Part 1) Don't Turn Your Back (Part 2) Don't Look Away (Part 3) Dreams See Us Through (Part 4) Hate the Feeling of Falling Have a Holly Jolly Christmas Horrible Things Isn't That Wizard It's How I'm Made Let Me Come Home Little Creepy House On the Brave Shit The Origin of (Love Bug) Species What Beautiful Things I'll Wear When the Crypt Doors Creak You Know That I Would Jump Too

d u c k t a l e s Tales of Daring

g o o d o m e n s All I Want For Christmas Aziraphale's Favorite Author Dance on a Tightrope of Weird Free as My Hair His Love is All in Me How the Wine Plays Tricks on My Tongue Lockdown Blues Making Biscuits My Heart's a Stereo Naked in That Garden (18+) Out There Making DuckTales Pickin' Up the Pieces of the Mess You Made Road to Hell Something Meaty For The Main Course Step Too Far Tongue Tied Your Love is Holy (18+)

f a l l o f t h e h o u s e o f u s h e r Tomorrow I Shall Be Fetterless (18+)

f r i g h t n i g h t Emptiness to Melody Everybody Scream in Our Town of Halloween Fixed Up to the Nines Howl Like an Animal in the Darkness I'm So Hot I'd Fuck Myself (18+) I'm Starvin', Darlin', Let Me Put My Lips to Somethin' Late Night Devil Put Your Hands On Me (18+) Make Me Glow Night of Long Fangs (18+) Parade of Dancing Skeletons Talk So Pretty (18+) Who Are You Supposed To Be, Criss Angel? (18+)

h a u n t i n g o f b l y m a n o r ???

j u r a s s i c p a r k / w o r l d Best Behavior The Future Ex Mrs. Malcolm

p r o d i g a l s o n But Then My Stupid Phone Beeps Never Fallen From Quite This High Office Supplies Rude Boy They are the Hunters, We are the Foxes Trigger Happy With a Sense of Poise (18+)

#denali writes #masterlist #broadchurch #doctor who #good omens #fright night #bad samaritan #prodigal son #reader insert #fanfic #alec hardy x reader #tenth doctor x reader #aziraphale x reader #crowley x reader #peter vincent x reader #cale erendreich x reader #martin whitly x reader #michael sheen #david tennant

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sadiecoocoo · 2 months

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You guys should watch Ultimate Spider-Man. They give Peter so many boyfriends. Also it deserves more recognition and fan content that I don’t wanna make rn and literally cannot make since I don’t have access to my computer rn

#usm #ultimate spider man #spiderman #peter parker #spideynova #spideypool #spideyfist #parksborn #the list goes on and on #some characters that were only there for one episode acted like they wanted to date spidey #JJJ’s SON acted like he wanted to date Spidey in one episode #also Fury is a father figure in it and I love it sm and it doesn’t get enough recognition #and Wolverine is in it #he’s sort of another father figure in one episode #it’s full of found family #and whump #and the sillies #it’s really good #mutuals you should watch it

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lamentationsofasinner · 8 months

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okay so we all know how david tennant is an absolute fucking cutie, an extremely talented actor and my imaginary husband, but can we please please PLEASE talk abt ty tennant as job's son????? like that person CARRIED that episode due to three minutes of iconic camp behaviour and a rly cute tunic???? like look at the pose here, they are a god on earth

and what also made me laugh so hard is that in that episode, there was peter davison (david's father in law and the fifth doctor who) playing job and david's child playing job's son, like that will never stop being funny to me

keep it in the family ig

david rly brought the family on board

#ty tennants character was possibly gayer than his father's #if thats even possible #if we've had the son and the dad in law maybe georgia will grace us with her presence in s3 #i hope so cos georgia is an icon #maybe anna (michaels wife) as well?#that would be so fucking cool #good omens #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #good omens 2 #job #ty tennant #georgia tennant #michael sheen #peter davison #doctor who #fifth doctor

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lucy-moderatz · 5 months

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#film: while you were sleeping #while you were sleeping #sandra bullock #bill pullman #i think jack kind of has an obsession with being the good son #the one who doesn't rock the boat #doesn't upset his parents #doesn't make decisions with himself as first priority #because we all know peter does #he's estranged from the family at the beginning of the movie #he's...well a putz #and i think jack feels like he needs to pick up the slack #when honestly his parents just want him to do what he wants to do #and he's a bit blind to that because he's trying to compensate for peter #things i made

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duckgens · 5 months

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random hc i thought up just now; richie is a kid that paulkins are fostering

I also hc that ted mostly had to raise peter :)

#emma: oh lord my son is cringe #ted did not do a good job btw #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #paulkins #paul matthews #emma perkins #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski

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yes-i-am-happyaspie · 6 months

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Soft Irondad cuddles, anyone?

#happyaspie art #peter parker #tony stark #platonic cuddling #irondad and spiderson #spider-man #iron man #mcu #marvel #iron dad #spider son #domestic irondad #good example

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turnipoddity · 1 month

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OMG JAKE GYLLENHAAL MENTION DO YOU LIKE DONNIE DARKO??????????

You’d be surprised (i’ve made fanarts)

#KADBKSDBKDJFKFKFKG #i used to ship a crackship of donnie darko and peter (the son of the hereditary family)#good times #asks

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movedtodykedvonte · 9 months

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Harry: Next time you see my dad can you try to be less perfect to him.

Peter: What?

Harry: He talks like your the most perfect son and it bums me out. Just say something that’ll make him realize your kinda a loser.

Peter: Got it. Make Norman think I’m unworthy like everyone else.

Harry: Exactly. Now get ready he’s coming over tonight.

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Norman: Peter! It’s so good to see you! Pick up any new hobbies?

Harry: *sad his dad completely skipped past him*

Peter, noticing: I uh...

Peter, thinking of the most unflattering thing: I sell drugs now.

Harry: Oh my god...

Norman: D-drugs?

Peter, confidently like it’s the best lie he’s made up: Meth to be more specific.

*Norman is left looking shocked while Peter thumbs up a disappointed Harry.*

#peter is not anything but a dumbass good friedn #he tries and is bad at it #this worked but then Norman started doing goblon drugs so he was like #a son after my own heart #not you harry peter the p pusher #harry osborn #peter parker #norman osborn #spider-man #spiderman #marvel comics

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rambleonwithrosie · 1 month

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Definitely put it in the tags and comments who your other picks would have been if Tumblr polls allowed multiple selections

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dirtytransmasc · 10 months

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continuing my "what if Blonde Peter never died" bs, cause I can.

I can't get the idea out of my head of Peter having a kid, cause Miles made him want to have a kid, plus him and MJ wanted kids to begin with, he was just the final push.

like, Peter having the "you know this kid will never, ever, replace you right?" talk

slipping him ultrasound photos and miles keeping them close cause that's basically his little sister

Miles helping paint the nursery, making a big mural.

Miles being the good kid he is and helping MJ throughout her pregnancy, like bringing her food from his mom, helping her clean, going out late at night to pick up her pregnancy cravings, etc.

the babies middle name being inspired by miles and/or Miles helping out pick a name

he totally assured Peter he was gonna be a great dad, cause the man was worried. he also offered to take up being spiderman, so he could retire (Peter vetoed that, hard, sorta. they and a long talk and came to a bit of a compromise)

Miles is their god father.

Miles being the first person to hold them, and being so bad at it and really nervous and looking to peter and MJ cause he's worried about hurting them, and peter just laughing before helping him out a little.

they taunt him with the photos from that day cause the pure terror on his face is priceless

he falls in love with the kid though, fast and hard, and it gets to the point where he won't put them down. he's always around when he's not in school, watching the kid

he calls her his little sibling, she calls him bubba

one time Peter and MJ went out for date night, and left the baby with Miles. when they came home they found them asleep in their crib and miles asleep sitting against it, holding their little hand through the bars. Peter cried.

he teaches the baby Spanish (tries to at least), and sings them the lullabies his mom sang him as a kid.

Miles doesn't have the baby touch per say, but he does with Peter's kid. he can get them to stop crying in a matter of seconds with a single funny face. he picks them up and rocks them for a few minutes and they're fast asleep. they'll eat anything he offers them, even if they've been throwing a good fit all afternoon.

gets them little baby Jordans

will converse in baby talk/gibberish

cries over every little milestone

Should I make more content about this AU?

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idk-bruh-20 · 9 months

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Something I love about Spider-Man as a character: even if there's no big villain to fight, he's still a hero.

On days when there's no crime at all, he's out helping someone carry their groceries or giving directions to someone who's lost. He doesn't need anything negative to fight; he's just actively trying to make the world a safer, kinder, better place. That's what makes him a hero.

#friendly neighborhood spider-man you know #where most other heroes are kind of the 'rise to the occasion' types #like 'the world is in danger I must battle the forces of evil'#spidey's just over here like: imma go do the best that I can to improve the world #no baddies necessary #peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #also not to be an irondad freak on main but #tony does a lot of good things in the world separate from fighting villains too #like holding orphaned babies and giving $ to college kids #and I love that about the two of them. I think they're brilliantly matched in the mcu as mentor and mentee #cough father and son cough #anyone who disagrees may die by my sword #queueueueue

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