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undertheredhood · 6 months

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jason 'perfect poker face' todd: and that is the story of how i got myself permenantly banned from three countries in the span of two months!

tim 'know it all' drake: *immediately picking up his stalking hobby because he doesn't know if jason is telling the truth or not*

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chasingthestarss · 13 days

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James Potter is a weak man! Not because he is actually weak but because he has no resistance to puppy dog eyes or crying or anything really.

Sirius asks James to pull a prank on the Slytherins and James says no he’s a little busy with quidditch and Sirius just tilts his head with a frown and James gives in EVERY time.

Peter invited James to play chess but James already has plans so Peter just nods and looks resigned to his fate and James cracks.

Regulus however, he is the worst. Because he cries. And he can full on sob to get James to do whatever he wants. He can’t resist Regulus with tears in his eyes much less with tears running down his cheeks.

James Potter is a weak man but he is completely fine with it

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #jegulus #regulus fake cries #he’s a very good pretender #Peter pettigrew is doing it on accident #he is actually fine with playing with someone else #james and peter #james and regulus #james and sirius #regulus black is a little shit #sirius black is a little shit

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hearts4dorlene · 6 months

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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #harry potter #harry potter shitpost #sirius black is a little shit #remus is the real trouble maker #james potter would do this

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brown-spider · 6 months

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Fascism doesn’t sleep so neither do they

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uncharted-constellations · 8 months

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I... Cannot stop

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the-scooby-gang · 4 months

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Miguel: Every Spiderman follows the cannon. There are no deviations. There are no exceptions.

Spidergang with no dead uncles, their friend Gwen is fine, Sheriff Bronson didn't die saving a kid, etc. because four super powered teens and one super dog can cover a lot of bases and help each other better than one dude helping New York alone with only Daredevil and Deadpool sometimes: Yall hear sumn?

#scooby gang #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #scooby doo #shaggy rogers #daphne blake #fred jones #across the spiderverse #spiderman #peter parker #miles morales #miles is going to meet the gang in beyond the spiderverse and have so many emotions about it #Miles: so you guys are telling me that team work was the solution all along?#Fred: yeah pretty much dude #Miles: Cool cool cool nice to know *rocks Miguel's shit even harder*#The gangs mere existence would murder Miguel on the spot #all he believed in? shattered. vaporized. Daughter died for nothing #also IM NOT DEAD!!!!#I found a job guys!#so my time has been a little limited for fanart or fanfics #but now i have some time so BACK TO THE SCOOBY TIME #also would you guys believe i started this comic in JUNE and only had time to finish it NOW?!?!? crazy times

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not-rab · 9 months

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sirius: it’s so nice being held :)

death eater: ??! i’m holding u hostage

sirius: still :) it’s nice to be held

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celestialseawitch-ff · 2 years

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Secret's Out

🌟 New One-Shot! 🌟

Rating: G Ship: Gen Summary: A soft, sweet morning between Peter and his newly minted guardian takes an unexpected twist when important SI information is leaked to the public -- information involving Spider-Man. Links: Blog | Ao3

#MCU #marvel cinematic universe #fanfiction #fan fiction #fanfic #fan fic #celestialseawitch #Peter Parker #Tony Stark #Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Father Figure #Peter is Precious #Peter is a Little Shit #Identity Reveal

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ithinkdogshouldvote · 6 months

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Prime defenders spoilers!

Yeah the episode was alright.

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pandorcas-endgame · 2 years

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Sirius: You may be mother and father's favourite child but I'm Remus and James's favourite person.

Regulus, smirking: Is that so?

Remus: You know I might switch brothers.

Sirius, shocked and horrified: Moony, how could you?! At least I have James that will never betray me!

James, sweating nervously: I plead the fith?

Sirius: At least I'm for sure Peter's favourite person.

Peter, always down to help create chaos: Well your brother is better looking.

Sirius: You're all traitors. So mean, all of you.

Regulus: You know, Remus, if you ever did want to see what it's like to date the better looking brother...

Sirius: *throws a pillow at Regulus's head*

James, definitely not jealous: Now, wait a second!

#platonic remus and regulus friendship >>>>>#regulus and remus making sirius and james jealous >>>>#they would definitely flirt just to make them jealous and enjoy every second of it #peter is absolute chaos and we love young peter in this house #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #marauders era #jegulus #starchaser #the marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #regulus is a little shit

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samglyph · 3 months

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Ghost Hunter Au Part 1/2

I wasn’t initially planning on participating since this is a writing event and not an illustration one, but the prompt immediately inspired me so I got the go ahead to make a little comic! Part two out soon.

ID in Alt text provided by @shadow0haven

If you like what I do and want to see more, consider donating to my ko-fi!

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #arthur lester #parker yang #peter yang #I’m gonna be honest. the problem with making a Parker centric project is that now if my wish is granted and Parker ever speaks in podcast #all of my shit will suddenly become less canon. I just want him to be a little guy in my brain #but anyway I had fun with this it was a good exercise #and I hope you all enjoy it too!#please consider tipping though I glanced at my procreate statistics and frankly I spent way too many hours on this #I told myself ‘oh it’s just going to be a quick low effort like 6 page thing’ and then 12 pages later…..

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idk-bruh-20 · 9 months

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Irondad fic ideas #148

You know those homework assignments where you have to interview someone in your family and then write an essay about their responses? Fic where Peter's class is told to interview their dad / a father figure in their life.

Peter decides to interview Tony. But, he doesn't want his class to accuse him of lying, and he definitely doesn't want Tony to know what the assignment is about.

So for Tony, Peter makes it seem like the assignment is just to interview anyone. Then, he carefully chooses questions to ask that are domestic and personal enough to avoid any mention of superheroes, celebrities, or so on. The few details that do slip through he just leaves out of his final essay.

For the class problem, Peter solves it by referring to Tony in the essay exclusively as "dad"

Unfortunately for Peter, the teacher then announces a part 2 to the assignment. Right after collecting the essays, the teacher says they will now need to bring the people they interviewed to school for their presentations

Peter has pretty much decided to not even mention it to Tony and just say his dad is busy. But then Flash has to open his big mouth.

He accuses Peter of just making his assignment up, loudly reminding the class that he's an orphan. Peter clarifies that this father figure thing is a new development, but now the teacher looks suspicious

Peter is going to have to ask Tony to come to his school. And he's going to have to explain why the class will be full of kids and their fathers

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #imagine the assignment is because the class is reading a book with like toxic masculinity themes #so they have to interview the adult men in their lives about it #tony: yeah my own father never wanted me to show emotion and considered it weak. but emotions are important kid #I've been trying really hard not to pass any of that damage onto you #tony when peter reveals the purpose of the assignment: (crying) see kid. emotions #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #in the interview tony talks about things like his ptsd and anxiety and his love for his family #peter's class when they realize the person talking about these things was freaking IRON MAN: :O !!!?!¡!!!#peter: my dad's career puts him under a lot of pressure. at home he can be himself but at work he often has to wear a mask :)#tony: u little shit #lmao #queueueueue

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yourgalgremlin · 12 days

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James + Pete use a TikTok sound to get Sirius to kiss Remus

JAMES: “4 BEST FRIENDS IN A ROOM—2 MIGHT KISS!” 🎶

PETE: “Yes they will!”🎶 *Hands phone to Sirius*

SIRIUS: Me? Ok Prongs, smooch me!

REMUS: …THIS is my villain origin story.

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whaliiwatching · 30 days

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pining queer people stylin

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #CONCEPT LOCS HOBIE SAVE ME #how did they not go with this design like i adore the wicks wouldnt change em for the world but dude dude dude #peter is me im projecting onto him bc holy SHIT #as soon as robbie gets peter to talk abt his feelings for one (1) minute he is gushing abt hobie’s style #theyre both a little younger here i think #also the emo (lack of) haircut for peter is so funny to draw #he’s so fucking goth without even knowing wtf goth is #prolly the kinda dumbass who thought his hair was straight until he let it air dry one (1) time without brushing #sigh theyre so fucking in love #scalp scritchies kinda love........

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sweetstarryskies · 1 month

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@wolfstarmicrofic | Draught of the Living Death | 685 words

Note: Mature themes and references to sex, nothing explicit

Sirius and Remus are friends. Best friends. Sure, they might hold eye contact longer than necessary. They might be more touchy with each other than with anyone else. Maybe their banter turns flirtatious so quickly they often don’t even realize. But they are just friends. Friends that flirt sometimes.

Sirius is sitting on the couch closest to the fireplace. He is lazily doodling stars and half-crescent moons all around the instructions for the Draught of the Living Death, not paying attention to the homework assignment he’s supposed to be working on with James. James has his Potions book open as well, he is lounging in an armchair, feet resting on the coffee table in front of him. Peter is sitting on the floor, a piece of parchment on the same table, drawing a Mandrake. Sirius looks up to watch Remus who is sitting on the couch with him, book in his lap, back resting against the armrest, legs spread out across the cushions, feet buried under Sirius’ thighs.

James interrupts the comfortable silence: “Do you ever think about our professors having sex?”

“What the fuck, James?” Peter groans, pressing the heels of his hands to his eyes, dropping his feather. Sirius starts cackling and Remus just looks at James, slowly shaking his head. Sirius stops laughing: “Hmmm, honestly, can’t say I have, Prongs. Why? Who would you want to shag out of all of them?” Peter drops his forehand onto the table, mumbling something about being too sober for this conversation. James’ answer comes out a little bit too quickly: “Flitwick.” Sirius nods and hums thoughtfully, Peter sighs and picks his feather back up. Remus looks at Sirius now: “Are you thinking about Minnie?” Sirius stares at him in shock: “Oh, absolutely NOT, Moony. That is revolting. I do have mommy issues, but they do not go that far.” Remus chuckles and looks back down at his book.

“I don’t know,” Peter muses, apparently giving into the others’ nonsense, “I think I could show Minnie a good time.” James throws his head back laughing while Remus is chuckling again. “Oh, please,” Sirius replies, “Pete, you probably think the G-spot is where gangs meet up.” Peter glares at him, head turning red like a tomato. But before he can say anything, James interferes: “And what do you know about G-spots, Pads? Aren’t you ‘as gay as they come,’ like you always say?” The usage of air quotes is accompanied by James’ shit-eating grin. Sirius exclaims, clutching his heart in mock-defense: “Hey! I’ll have you know I’ve had sex with women before my gay awakening.” Remus looks up: “That alone does not speak for your G-spot-finding-abilities,” he deadpans. “Oh, and what makes it your forte, Moony? You’ve never even had sex with a woman, as far as I know,” Sirius replies, smirking back at him.

Before Remus can reply, Peter speaks up: “Actually, I think Moony can make anyone feel good.” Sirius tries to retort something sassy but is caught up by images appearing before his inner eye; ways in which Moony could make someone feel good…

James’ grin widens when he agrees with Pete: “Yeah, Moony can definitely find any and all important spots.” Sirius just scoffs, and feels himself blushing. Remus wiggles his toes that are buried underneath Sirius’ thighs: “See, Pads?” With that grin that makes Sirius’ heart skip a beat. He stares back for a second too long. Flustered, Sirius averts his eyes to his Potions book, trying to think about draughts instead of dicks.

A moment later, he feels Remus shift, sitting up and scooching over to sit next to Sirius, nudging his shoulder: “Awww, Pads, don’t pout.” Remus leans in closer and lowers his voice to speak quiet enough for only Sirius to hear: “Do you need me to make you feel good?”

At that, Sirius gets up very abruptly, snaps his book shut, throws it back at the couch, and stomps over to the staircase. On his way to the dorm, he can practically feel Remus’ eyes on him.

This whole ‘Friends who Flirt-Thing’ was definitely getting out of hand.

#wolfstar #marauders fanfiction #this is my first ever piece of writing i am posting #this is nerv wrecking #remus lupin #sirius black #sirius x remus #idiot wolfstar #i like to think they are all very sassy #remus is just waiting for sirius to crack haha #poor pete #sirius is a little shit #remus is so meannn lol #marauders era #peter pettigrew #james potter #one shot: wolfstar

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my-castles-crumbling · 1 month

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unbreakable vow - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 182

It was a stupid idea. Stupider than the time in second year they tried to convince Peter to make an Unbreakable Vow with James that Peter would stop snoring. ("He'll have to stop then, right?" Sirius had reasoned. Remus had only just walked in in time.)

But still, they were in too deep now. Sirius stood at the door to the dorms, peeking into the common room, hoping this went according to plan.

"Remus!" he called, stepping into the room jovially, causing the aforementioned boy to look up at him...along with half the house to look over as well. "I couldn't bear it if someone else was your Valentine! Will you be mine?"

After asking, he gave a dramatic flourish up the stairs, and waited.

And waited.

Every pair of eyes in the room was glued on the door, nervously awaiting the punchline Sirius had cooked up.

"Sirius," Remus murmured into the silence, the entire room staring at the pair. "Please, please tell me there is not a bear up there."

Grinning sheepishly, Sirius shrugged. "Tell me you'll be my Valentine."

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