#peter is on the ceiling

[ircn-dad]

do you also think tony told peter to hold him while they were hugging in endgame because the last time they hugged, peter tried to cling to him, but no matter what he failed to hold onto him and fell to the ground, or are you normal

#random though while staring at my ceiling #Tony didn't want to feel Peter disintegrating in his arms again #hahaha I'm so normal!!! #im going mental about them since 2019 #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #tony and peter #tony stark and peter parker #marvel #spiderman #iron man #mcu #irondad and spiderson #spiderson #infinity war #mcu peter parker #avengers endgame #the avengers #tony stark defense squad

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Just thinking of nuwho doctors being unapologetically socialist, absolutely based and sometimes just borderline anarchist

As someone said, the commie doctors are unionizing

these two should consider recruiting David Tennant too (I mean it's only a matter of time before he pops up with one of these)

#class ceiling #anti-monarcy #liberal #politics #arts education #queer rights #between “inhumane scum” and “fuckwits” it's actually amusing how capaldi is the one who is the least sweary #if i were conservative (or a royal - that's mainly CE) I would be scared of their combined power #funny how they are literally my three favourite doctors too #i honestly don't know about the political opinions of the other doctors #but these three are based #christopher eccleston #peter capaldi #david tennant

[sandinthepipes]

Me shaking Peter Jackson by the shoulders like a stuck vending machine: IF THEY'RE NOT GAY WHY EVERYTHING ELSE? WHY PETER? WHAT IS THAT?

#i have OPINIONS about the artistic choices in the hobbit movie #i just wome up from a bagginshield dream #and then laid there for like 20 minutes staring at the ceiling replaying all the events from the movie #like thorin right the middle of his gold madness gifts bilbo the second most valuable thing in the entire mountain #a fucking CHAINMAIL SHIRT OF MITHRIL #IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOLD MADNESS #and then what whas all that talk in the tunnels where they look at each other like they hung the moon???????? #thorin the eagles?????????? #HE WAS-?????????????? #absolute madness from mr peter Jackson that's what I'm saying #and it's not like you can say 'oh but the book' #the book doesn't even have 1/10th of that whole homoerotic shit #lotr is full of homoeroticism but the hobbit? certainly not between thorin and bilbo #mr peter jackson please i am begging on my knees can you please explain your artistic choices to me becauae I'm loosing sleep over it #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin x bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin #bilbo

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Actual photos of MayDay that exist that you NEED to see

#look at her go! #isn't she great #this is when she's on the ceiling I just turned the photos sideways #spiderman #atsv #marvel #spider man #across the spiderverse #Peter Parker #mayday atsv #mayday parker #mayday #across the spider verse #peter b. parker

[gutsygremlin]

Peter using Miguel to leech body heat because MJ stole all the blankets and they don’t want to wake her up

#marvel #atsv #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #mary jane watson #spiderdads #Peter B/Miguel/MJ #they would be a SOLID polycule #who gets up and makes breakfast in the morning #I think Miguel bc he wakes up and catches mayday crawling on the ceiling

[bambistan]

Date: Aug 28th

Prompt: Injury

Words: 425

James is injured during a quidditch match, and Regulus helps him out. (swf) @jegulus-microfic

When James opened his eyes, he was met with the marble ceiling of the infirmary. The last thing he remembered was falling, lots and lots of falling.

He turned his head to his right to find a sleeping Regulus who was still in his quidditch clothes and snoring lightly. James just watched the boy for a while, until his fingers twitched and his eyes fluttered open slowly.

"James!" He exclaims when he realises he's awake. Regulus was on his feet immediately and at James' side in an instant.

"Are you alright? Does it still hurt? Should I get Madam Pomfrey?" Regulus asked quickly.

James laughed, then winced after the action made his back hurt. Regulus looked at him concerned before James assured him,

"I'm fine." He holds Regulus' hand and smiles when he doesn't pull away. "You were worried," James teases, poking Regulus' side.

"You fell," he states, then rolls his eyes and pulls his hand away. "If you hadn't spent so much time flirting with me, you would've seen the bludger coming your way."

James gasps dramatically, "And miss your delightful reactions to my affection? Nuh uh."

Regulus sighs and turns to leave, which makes James sit up, wince, and grab the boys arm. Regulus turns back around.

"You're hurt,"

"I fell," James smirks, and Regulus rolls his eyes.

"Where?"

"My back,"

"Lay down,"

James hesitates but does it anyway. Regulus nudges him over so that he's lying on his stomach. Before James can register what's happening, Regulus has crawled on top of him and started earnestly massaging James' back.

It hurts a little, if he's being honest. But only because Regulus massages like he's angry at the person, which he very well might be.

James hums at the contact, though. He likes the weight of Regulus sitting on him, touching him, literally doing anything around him.

A few minutes pass by, and the door to the infirmary is opened, the sound of the latch echo's across the room along with the voices of James' friends.

"We should've come here first. Why'd we have to finish watching the match?" Peter says.

"James would want to know who won." Sirius answers.

Regulus is frozen for a moment before he quickly gets off James, collects his things, and leaves. Brushing past the Marauders quickly, hoping none of them pay too much attention to him.

Regulus is already out the door when he hears Sirius say,

"Was that Regulus?"

"Nah, probably just an injured Slytherin," Remus answers, and Regulus has never felt more grateful for his friend before.

#can ceilings even be marble?? lmao #i might try and post these daily but we'll see #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #jegulus #jegulus microfic #ALSO PEEP THE PLATONIC MOONWATER FRIENDSHIP

[insomniac-pbparker]

I forgot I taped my to-do list to my ceiling (so I can see it when I wake up), and I just looked up and saw "RADIOACTIVE PAPER" in size ~27 font kinda just chilling up there 😭

#working on some paper #honestly forgot what I was doing on it #which is why I have the to-do list #peter prattles #That was the only thing on the paper #It's just taped to my ceiling #someone could tape 'gullible' to my ceiling and it would probably blend right in

[star-quill]

i haven't wrote in a while but i've been thinking about something.......... bodyguard!peter........

like maybe you're the president's daughter and you're always on the phone to your friends, talking about parties and he overhears you. but he catches you every time and so you just start to hate him.

but god you find him so attractive. his messy hair, tight shirts and the dog tag necklace he always wears. so one day you just, give in, almost. you decide to toy with him, wearing what you think is your prettiest outfit. then you pretend to call your friend, talking enthusiastically about sneaking out to a party, knowing that peter is right outside your door and can hear everything.

then it's midnight and he comes in just as you've opened your window.

"you can't just let me have one night out.."

"not when my priority is keepin' you safe.."

you rolled your eyes, shutting the window and walking back to your bed, kicking your shoes off and laying down on your stomach while you scrolled through instagram on your phone.

you knew he hadn't left your room so you turned your head, looking at him sat down on the armchair in your room.

"and now you don't trust me.."

"this is the third time this week.."

"you're such a dick.."

you huffed as you turned back to your phone, forcing down a smirk when you heard him stand up. he soon wiped it off your face when he grabbed your phone, shoving it into the back pocket of his jeans.

"hey!"

"apologise and i'll give it back.."

"alright, fine.. i'm sorry, but.. can you let me have some fun around here?"

"like what?"

"i dunno.."

you trailed off as you turned fully around, sliding down the bed and positioning your legs either side of his waist.

"don't even think about it.."

"no?"

then you lifted your leg up just slightly higher, letting your skirt fall back over your stomach. your ankle grazed his hand and you felt him clench it, before he grabbed it and pushed your leg back down

"god you really are no fun.."

"i'm not fucking you, if that's what you want.."

"what if i say please?"

"you'll regret it if you do.."

"mmhm? and why's that?"

"you'll be sore in the morning.."

"well, what if i say pretty please?"

you moved your leg back up, but this time rested it on his stomach, pouting up at him. he went to speak but you interjected him.

"you might want to lock the door.."

#im jumping to the ceiling bouncing off the walls #peter quill #peter quill drabble #peter quill x reader #peter quill smut #guardians of the galaxy #gotg #✎ peter quill #text post

[pbpsbff]

i love fics that give peter more spidery traits like yes he DOES go hide on the ceiling when he's distressed and yes tony DOES sigh and go "i'll get the broom" every time

#feral peter parker is dear to me #give me peter growing fangs and being venomous and biting people #give me the taller avengers casually just ducking when they walk through a room and there's a giant nest on the ceiling #steve walked into the web once and they had to cut his hair off #never again

[monster-cock69]

kitten peter getting a bell put on him because he keeps popping out of nowhere

#kitten peter #any ship tbh #starker #winterspider #spidershield #whichever #i just #its so cute #peter jumping down from the ceiling #with only the soft tinkling of his bell as warning #peter parker #pet peter #avengers #marvel #spiderman #prompt #someone please write this #nff

[bellshazes]

it took me fully 30 minutes to cross a 9800 block ocean (lag time included bc of Cat Interruptions, slow chunk loading) and I realized. I forgot. A backup pick. because if my distances are >1000 blocks in the nether one chest boat of blue ice is NOT going to cut it. And i barely have 9 stacks. This was the most convenient way to get both things but wow

#i at least brought obsidian for a portal but i dont want to enter it from this side bc i am so scared #of the spawn area basalt delta. i gotta tunnel in the ceiling #peter plays

[septembersghost]

Gould saying Jimmy’s dream would be to practice law in an office shared by Kim and Chuck. Killing myself for real

all he ever truly wanted was to be embraced and accepted by his brother, to have kim's trust and love, to be able to successfully work alongside them both. all he really wanted was a place to belong! an office, a home, the two people who mattered most to him. he became a lawyer to be close to them!

i can't do this bestie. my heart physically hurts. let's find a cliff and hold hands when we jump

#peter gould i'm coming through your ceiling lalo style #anonymous #letterbox #sobbing #bcs spoilers

[thebirdandhersong]

at @wherela's recommendation I listened to the whole album yesterday and I'm happy to report that Lizzy McAlpine's five seconds flat personally still makes me want to throw up

#😭😭😭😭 KAYLA IT WAS SUCH AN ALBUM #i had to stop washing the dishes because reckless driving and hate to be lame just about cut my heart out #ceilings is still my favourite track because 10/10! love it when a song just whacks me in the head with two by four #in this wave of new gen singer songwriters my favourites are laufey maggie rogers maisie peters mxmtoon #sigrid skye peterson gracie abrams #and now i think lizzy mcalpine is part of that growing circle #songbird again #anyway thanks kayla i don't think i would've listened to the whole thing without your recommendation!

[milimeters-morales]

I can’t really articulate it well but I like to think that when Miles freezes up in a situation, sometimes Peter or Miguel (usually miguel in my mind) will just pick him up and place him somewhere on the ceiling bc ceiling = safe from ground enemy? Like maybe it’s not even a dangerous situation, but the other person needs to handle it before they handle Miles, so they just stick him over there and give him a few minutes. and this really only works in the early days because Miles not being fully able to control his sticking ability is what makes this method work

#miles morales #peter parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spiderman #spider man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #like this came to me when i was thinking of miles seeing deadpool freshly dead (bullet to the head) and he goes into shock and can’t + #control his stickiness so when someone (peter) found him staring at the body he took miles and had him stick + #to the underside of a water tower while he dealt with deadpool #and now miguel is half my brain so maybe miles is too weak to fight something and miguel is like oh shit. what do i do. and just sticks + #him to the ceiling in a diff room while he beats ass #and my final thought is miles with a fever and he’s crawling around in a brain fog and won’t sit still and sleep. so miguel webs him to + #the ceiling to get him to stop moving and finally fall asleep so he can put him to bed before his parents catch him crawling on the walls #m&m posts

[loveinthetimeofcoolers]

i have been thinking of 20 year old me a lot these days. my whole room was filled with posters, like every inch of it lol. can't find any pictures of it though. i am not sure why but i felt like putting together whatever ones i remember from that time. i don't know. after a long period of mental illness, i finally get so much joy from my old loves again. i am just glad that i am interested in things again.

#the strokes were on the ceiling lol #peter and carlos had a wall of their own #johnny was on the door to the cupboard #i had a huge john lennon picture but i can't find it now #and a damon one that was a meme #like he was pointing straight at the camera saying you should be studying

[scoobycool9]

So am I the only one who thinks if a bus or subway is too crowded, Peter Parker would just crawl on the ceiling to get a seat in the back ( There is always one). And the New Yorkers just pretend to not see it.

#marvel #spider-man #MCU #marvel MCU #peter parker #We’re New Yorkers #Man/boy on the ceiling of the bus/train is least weird thing we have seen this week