love that every new listener of tpp coming from tma immediately clocks that jupeter are sluts and whores, esp compared to four season long office yaoi slowburn jonmartin. it gets worse. you haven't even gotten to the next episodes yet. Juno Slut-eel. Peter Whoreyev. (Whore-eyev). and they're in love. immediately
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dude the whiplash that it is to go from prudish ace “Martin where are your trousers” Jonathan Sims too whore of a lady “oh yeah you what’s your name” make out-with-a-man-in-two-episodes Juno Steel is just literally insane
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"Hello Juno. It's been a while"
I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR
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Thinking about Juno Steel & Peter Nureyev as the “You Came / You Called” trend thing has me ill.
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get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you
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*buddy aurinko voice* found family? no, darling, this is a made family. I superglued these chucklefucks together kicking and screaming.
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[image ID. two simple figures sitting on chairs. The person on the left is labelled "Repressed nerds struggling under the weight of their profound loneliness". They are shaking and digging their nails into their legs while staring intensely at the other person.
The person on the right is labelled "hot idiot who can't shut up". They are swinging their legs and gesturing with their arms, looking off to the side while sweat drips down their face. End ID]
I think I finally boiled down what my favourite ship dynamic is.
Bonus with some specific ships
[Image ID. the first image used as a template for four different ships; Lan Zhan and Wei Wuxian, Harrowhark and Gideon, Nureyev and Juno, and Martin and Jon. End ID.]
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I put zero effort into this. Enjoy.
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obsessed with juno this season like actually, season 1 juno left nureyev and nureyev was like ok i guess i have to get on with my life and leave him alone even if im not over him, season 3 nureyev left juno and now juno is tracking him down across the galaxy to get him back months later. nureyev framed him for theft and got him arrested and it didnt stop him. most dedicated man in the galaxy never leave juno steel
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When Juno smells Nureyev's cologne he comically floats above the ground like a cartoon smelling a pie on a windowsill
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