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suckmybigtoeoikawa · 10 months

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The Way That Lovers Do.

(i’m on my period and feeling a bit sad, but i was on tik tok and saw this lovely video of this couple and they looked so in love while sitting at this table ^. it inspired me to get out of my writing slump) sorry if the story is a bit unorganized, i was struggling on what to write.

it was your second date with him. he was a very sweet guy. usually, people say that opposites attract and they do, but really we look for the similarities.

when you two talk to each other it was like gazing into a whole different world. for example, his career was totally different from yours, and the stories that he would tell you about his job would be shocking enough to make your jaw drop. he was so eager to talk while you were intent with listening. you had no problem with this, he even made to effort to listen to you (which is different from your ex’s).

he was a little shy and so we’re you, being that it was your second date with him, it’s expected to feel this way. yet, his nervousness only propelled him to go on nervous rambles and very detailed stories. and like mentioned before, you throughly enjoyed them.

6:45 pm

he pulls up to your house, you swear that time was moving quicker than it usually did. so when you hear the door bell ring, you’re rushing to fit things in your tiny bag, making sure you’ve got everything you needed. ‘gum, phone, lip gloss, perfume, keys, wallet,’ you quickly check off while rushing down the stairs. the sun was setting, leaving a nice warm glow around him when you opened your front door.

“hi.. hello” he repeats nervously as if you didn’t hear him the first time.

“hello” you smile back at him. he stares at you almost as if he’s in a daze, and you stare back reciprocating the same look. he looks very very good. his style is a tad bit different from yours, color wise. you guys both made the effort to dress up on your second date. A complete contrast from your first date where you guys were dressed down (because y’all painted in the park 🤭) .

“uh, you look very very beautiful,” he says as he reaches out for your hand. “thank you, you don’t look so bad yourself,” you smile again, looking him up and down, while giving him your hand. he smiles really hard and mumbles a thank you, while he closes your door.

when you guys reach the car, he opens the door for you like a princess, waving his hand in front in a way how chauffeurs (idek bro😭) do in fairytales. when you get inside you see him quickly walk to the drivers side and you try to reach over the console to open his door as well.

7:20 pm

upon arriving to the restaurant, you both walk in hand in hand. the smell of fresh bread and soft jazz giving you a warm welcome, the lights dimly lit and the evening sun helping light up the restaurant.

“this place is nice,” you say to him. “i’m glad you like it, i took some of my coworkers here a little while ago, it was nice and the food was good,” he replies. “they serve french cuisine here, so i figure that it would be romantic”. you smile at him and you can tell he starts to get nervous. “cause you know, like, France, heh.. Eiffel tower—,” you start to rub your thumb over his hand to calm him a little “i understand,” you laugh.

“so what did you try the last time you were here,” you ask, as you guys get settled in your seats.

“we’ll, this place is very well known for their soufflés, so last time i got the salmon and asparagus soufflé i believe.”

“hmm, i might try that”

9:05 pm

the night is going beautifully. after you both ate you decided to talk for a while. while you tell him about your drama at work, or the latest trend you saw on tick tok, he would be heavily engaged. he would keep deep eye contact with you and would have a through response and/or interesting opinions. Not only that but he was a good listener.

when you first met him, you were a bit thrown off by him. considering that you didn’t know him well enough, it was so easy to come up with assumption about him based on how he looked and what people around him said about him. but after your first date with him, you found yourself a lot more eager to learn about him, and so was he about you.

so when he starts to share his stories about his day, and he shows how he was listening to you by relating his stories to yours, or even brining up similar topics, you find yourself smiling at him (the wine isn’t helping either).

so as the night grew longer, and the conversations became deeper. you found that you guys are much alike. and although you guys are different in many ways, the main thing you have in common is you hope you guys can love each other the way that lovers do.

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Kageyama, suga, asahi, kita (but i feel like he’s a bit more direct), goshiki, Aone, sakusa (i feel he’s a bit more direct too), Aaron T, Aaron Z, (maybe) Robaire, Iida, miguel o’hara (he wouldn’t be stuttering, but he’d be shy, i feel like he’s lowkey corny.. jus a lil bit) peter b. parker, miles (BUT LIKE OF AGE/ NO ALCOHOL!!)

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peter-parker-pictures · 1 year

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TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)

✨Holiday addition✨

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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?

Peter: Fuck yeah,

Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.

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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?

Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.

Tony: Things-?

Peter: A train...

Tony: Oh-

Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...

Tony: Kid, that's kinda-

Peter: A bus...

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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.

Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironman #spiderman #gen z humor #dark humour tw #marvel #incorrect peter parker #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #dark humor

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idk-bruh-20 · 9 months

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Do you think Peter's ever accidentally saved famous people? Not just like superhero famous but regular celebrities.

Like, a lot of people headcanon that Peter is obsessed with Hamilton, and Broadway is literally in NYC. Do you think Peter's ever been in the middle of a supervillain fight and swung down to rescue someone, and once he'd gotten them to safety been like, Lin Manuel Miranda???????

#peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #john mulaney lives in NYC! how do you think gen z peter would feel about rescuing him???#and all the other celebrities in that area?#what if one night mark fucking hamill was the host of snl #and somehow peter ended up protecting LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF from some animal costumed goon?#ned would have a HEART ATTACK #PETER would have a heart attack #just like. the comedic potential of spider-man as the hero of one of THE cultural centers of the country #even better: what if one day instead of him being starstruck- the celebrity he saved gets starstruck by HIM #queueueueue #tony: kid if you wanted to meet harrrison ford you should've just said something. I'll invite him to dinner next time he's in town #peter- remembering very suddenly that his mentor dad is ALSO A CELEBRITY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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raileurta · 15 days

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Part 2 of Miguel having a gen z style sense of humor and freaking out people.

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Peter: Well crap, we're both out of web fluid. How far do you think the window is distanced from the ground?

Miguel: Enough.

Peter: ......

Peter: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

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*Caramelldansen is blasting and Miguel is faced down surrounded by various bottles of alcohol with Lyla singing in the background*

Lyla: 🎶Ooo wa o wawa dance on my balls🎶

Miles thinking: What the hell is she singing?

Miles: Umm.. tío are you... okay?

Lyla: 🎶cat fucking a handbag🎶

Miguel muffled: ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵐᵉ ⁱ'ᵐ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵉⁿʳⁱᶜʰᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᶜˡᵒˢᵘʳᵉ.

Miles: I think we're going to need to have a tal-

Lyla: 🎶YOURS ONLY YOURS I OWN A SINGLE DANCE BAND, IT'S NO LIE! LISA SAID LOOK IN THE CROWD HARRY HAD A VAGINA INFECTION!!!!🎶

Miles: Please stop.

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Noir: Sometimes I just let matches burn down to my finger tips just to feel something, anything.

Miguel: Have you tried walking around in a Costco? This would kill a Victorian child but you're further along your timeline so you shouldn't die.

Noir: What's a Costco?

*At Miguel's universe biggest Costco*

Lyla: I'm only 40% certain this won't give you a seizure.

Noir: *snorts some cocaine* I'm ready to FEEEEL!!! 🏃🏃🏃

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#atsv #parental miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara #spider noir #originally noir was going to drink McDonald's sprite but me and a friend concluded it would just put him in the icu #atsv lyla #peter b parker #miles morales #gen z humor #you decide what happens to Noir

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trapezequeen · 2 months

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ZENDAYA Buzzfeed: Puppy Interview If you could live in the universe of one of your shows/movies which would it be?

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superheroes-or-whatever · 1 year

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melina-mellow · 1 year

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I'm sorry, but the idea of the MCU Fantastic Four being time displaced from the 60s makes Peter and Johnny's dynamic a thousand times funnier.

Just the idea of Johnny saying some weird 60s slang and Peter going "????? What the fuck????" is sending me.

Like I feel like Johnny would adapt fairly quickly to the modern age, so I'd imagine he just does that to mess with Pete.

#based on the rumours that the mcu FF are going to be from the 60s #gen z peter and time displaced 60s johnny is comedic gold #johnny storm #peter parker #spideytorch #fantastic four #spiderman #human torch #mcu

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Tom!Peter: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Andrew!Peter: But are you shuffling? Tom!Peter: Everyday. Tobey!Peter: What language are you two speaking??

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 2 months

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kowolf-blue · 9 months

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It's finally over!! thank you everyone who participated this meme with me,it was tons of fun to do!! ^^

sorry for keeping spaming this meme one by one lol

at least I can post other drawings later ^^

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peter-parker-pictures · 1 year

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Peter: Hi, i'd like to return this.

Nurse:

Peter:

Nurse: Sir, this is your birth certificate.

Peter: I don't need you to tell me what it is.

#peter parker has issues #gen z humor #gen z peter parker #slightly dark #peter parker #spiderman #incorrect peter parker

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ratthingidk · 2 years

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Peter: Bro the next person who walks outta my life im going with them, im sick of myself too

Tony: Pete, wtf-

#peter parker #tom holland #tony stark #rdj #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu fandom #just random shit #gen z humor

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takenbypeter · 2 years

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Peter Parker x reader

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#a to z challenge #a to z marvel #a to z marvel challenge #peter parker fanfiction #peter parker fanfic #peter parker imagine #peter parker x reader #marvel fanfiction #marvel fanfic #marvel imagine #marvel x reader #mcu fanfiction #mcu fanfic #mcu imagine #mcu x reader #avengers fanfiction #avengers fanfic #avengers imagine #avengers x reader

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celticcatgirl2 · 3 months

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Holiday Cards 2023

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mercurialmollysblog · 11 months

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Thanks For the Memories 💕💕

#thanks for the memories #part of the journey is the end #natasha romanoff #the black widow #nat romanoff #scarlett johannsen #gamora #zoe saldana #yelena boleva #florence pugh #tom holland #peter parker #spiderman #iron man #robert downey junior #tony stark #better than z

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drea-ms · 11 months

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ꕥ﹐ DEAR SOULMATE．﹗﹑ PETER PARKER

⌗ ; because love comes in different ways, i hope i get to use all of my love for you my dear.

warnings. angst. unrequited love. implied saiki k!reader. any spiderman but implied andrew garfield's spiderman. gwen x peter. implied but not detailed miles morales x reader. no happy ending for yn but a happy ending for peter. at least 1k words worth of this

Growing up, you knew what love was, your parents loved each other to the point it was disgusting, Your kindergarten teacher had a husband who loved her a lot, and you had your best friend that you loved. Or so you thought. You were five and to young to fully understand the feeling of love.

But you knew it was there, the way his smile would shine bright as the sun, how his hair would remain a nice brown. growing up, you fell in love with peter parker, and you've grown to accept that, or at least you thought so.

You hated attention, sure call cause you're a psychic or what not, but when you were with Peter you wanted all of his attention, but you knew you were too stubborn to ask, so you decided to stay quiet about it.

Though it was hard to read his mind like you did when you were kids, maybe it was because of his new spider powers. Nonetheless, you still found a way to fall deeper for the spider boy.

It was after school when you decided that you were going to ask him out, you were going to ask him if he wanted to hangout at the park with you, you two would hangout and have fun for a while, and by the time the sunsets, you would confess. You hoped everything went according to plan.

Then you heard her mind, Gwen Stacy. You met the blonde before, she was smart, kind and so pretty. The type Peter would love, and love he did. He always talked about her, which made you think if he thought about you the same way he did with her.

'I'm scared, what if asking out Peter goes wrong? I hope this hangout goes well' oh. she was probably thinking the same plan as you, there goes that plan, so does peter.

The bell rang, and that's when you started to pack your stuff quickly so you can go out without any one of your annoying classmates asking for you, especially peter.

"Yn! I was wondering if you wanted to hangout with me and gwen after school? she said she's bringing a new friend with!" he said, smiling at you. You hated his smile so much it gave you butterflies.

"I'm bus—" he cuts you off his smile never leaving his cute face, "I know, and i'm sorry, but i'll do your homework for a week and buy you coffee jelly?" he said, more nervously, like you were going to reject him, you couldn't because of the coffee jelly (his stupid cute face that you couldn't resist), "Deal." was all you said, smiling a bit when you saw his eyes sparkle.

The last bell rang, and you thought you moved time quickly on accident, though you were zoning out the entire time, you knew you didn't. You packed your things and headed to peters classroom, you went in and saw that he fell asleep, you decided to shake him awake. He did, but then got scared of who it was and fell on his right side.

"Owwww, don't scared me n/n" he said, pouting while rubbing his side, "you looked stupid when you were asleep," you said, he didn't look stupid, he looked like an angel, and god did you hope that these feelings went away, he got up and packed his stuff, the two of you began to leave the classroom and start heading to the park, gwen said she had to pick up her friend, from what you heard in her mind, he was in a different school, around your age and also a spider-man.

Great, just great.

heading to the park was nice. You and the brunette talked here and there but it was a peaceful walk to the park. Once you headed there you saw a bench, deciding to take out your germanium ring, you saw peter standing next to you, "Are their thoughts bothering you?" "Yea, everything is overwhelming so i decided to put on the ring for today" was all you said, once you were finished you continued heading to the main spot you and the other people would hangout

The park was fun, once gwen got here, she was with her friend, who you realized was a boy you met in the store, his name was miles morales, the boy was taller than by a few inches, but was shy when he first saw you and peter, he got more accustomed to you both.

It was getting dark and you realized that you needed to confess to Peter, you got up and went up to him, though the blonde girl stopped you before you could get near them both, "Peter can we talk? in private?" was all she said, you knew she was going to confess before you did, and you were going to let her, he responded back with a "Yea! just give me a moment." he smiled at her the way he did with you, he went up to you "I'll be right back okay? don't get overwhelmed without me!" he said, heading back to gwen.

That's when miles went up to you, "You like him a lot dont you?" he said standing next to you, "Sure, but he was never mine to begin with" was all you said, heading down, you were lucky you were hungry and there was store near the park, you couldn't stand seeing peter and gwen together.

"Whe—where are you going?" Miles stuttered, almost falling before following you to the store, "'m hungry and want something to eat" "You don't want to see them right?" "yep" you both were in the store once you stopped talking

Once you found what you wanted and paid for your things, you and miles headed back to the park, where you hoped that they didn't get together.

Oh how wrong you were.

Because once you were back where they were, the two were kissing each other, you turned around the other direction, before Peter saw you, you began walking away from the two, miles still following you.

The two of you were far from the new couple, that's when miles stopped you and pulled you into a hug, crushing you, but not hard enough to hurt you.

"Let it out. I know it hurts" he said, his voice more calming, and let it out you did, tears you didn't know were there began falling out.

Growing up you knew what love was, when you were five when you figured you were in love with Peter Parker, yet didn't fully understand the meaning of love. Now at the age of 17, you fully understood what it meant,

Love meant letting someone you truly loved go, whether or not you were ready to let them go. And it hurt so much more when you realized that Peter Parker was your first love, but you were never his.

How cruel can love really be?

NAO SPEAKS? i just love angst guys 🤪🤪🤪 i love hurting people with angst 😍😍🥰

#📞 — nwjn-z #spiderman #peter parker #spiderman angst #peter parker angst #peter parker oneshot #spiderman x reader #peter parker x reader

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