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Tony: it’s nice that you’re helping teach Morgan English, but can you not do it in vine references?

Peter: i have no clue what you’re talking about

Morgan *from the other room*: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!

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Y/N : *returns at home at midnight*

Tony : Can you tell me where you were, young woman ?

Y/N : Am I dreaming or were you waiting for me ?

Tony : Yes and I am very disappointed in you.

Y/N : May I ask why ?

Tony : Did you see what time it is ?

Y/N : And ?

Tony : You were given permission to 10pm !

Y/N : Oh please ! Are you kidding me ?! Don’t act like I’m your child ! I’m not Peter !

Tony : I don’t care ! Go to your room !

Y/N : Hey ! I’m an adult and you’re not my father !

Tony : That’s not a reason !

Y/N : But-

Tony : Go to your room ! And think about this conversation !

Y/N : Fuck my life ! *goes to her room*

Peter : *tries to sneak into the house by the window*

Tony : You too, Peter !!

Peter : Shit !

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Peter, smoothly: Hey.
Dr. Strange: Jesus Christ, not this again.
Peter: So, did I prove myself worthy of such knowledge yet?
Dr. Strange: That's not how this works, Peter. There's nothing to be worthy of.
Peter, sliding over a twenty: How 'bout now?
Dr. Stranger: For the love of God, Hogwarts doesn't exist!
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no one:

mcu peter parker: ᵘʷᵘ OH FRICK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FRICK SORRY GUYS ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ SORRY I’M DROPPING ᵘʷᵘ MY UWUS ALL OVER THE ᵘʷᵘ PLACE ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ SORRY ᵘʷᵘ I ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ CAN’T PICK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ THEM ALL UP ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ THERE’S ᵘʷᵘ TOO ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ MANY ᵘʷᵘ im ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ on the ᵘʷᵘ floor

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