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underoosparkerr · 28 days ago
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everyone is talking about how tom holland and zendaya are dating but no one’s talking about how a fan tipped the paparazzi off in order to get those pics. like “yay, they’re dating how exciting”. but also we need to have a serious discussion on like privacy, even if they’re celebs
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lesbian-deadpool · 12 days ago
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Peter: What's nostalgia?
Y/N: It's when you miss something that's really old. 
(Later)
Steve: I'm back. 
Natasha: Hey! We missed you!
Peter, whispering to Y/N: Nostalgia.
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bisexual-chupacabra · a month ago
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Steve: WHY IS THE BUILDING ON FIRE?
Tony: a dragon sneezed.
Nat: I tried to light a cigar with a flame thrower.
Y/N: Dropped my latest mix tape.
Steve: Peter, please tell me what happened.
Peter: Um.
[flashback to Tony and Nat arguing with Y/N that it was impossible to light a fire extinguisher on fire]
Peter: I don’t remember.
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wlwfanfictionss · a month ago
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Y/N: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Natasha: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Bruce: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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stevebuckydogtags · 3 days ago
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Narrative voice at Captain America's exhibition panel: and they were best friends since childhood...
Peter Parker at the school trip to the smithsonian with his class: omg they were best friends since childhood...
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funkylittlebidiot · a month ago
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Peter: we have a word for a romantic interest “crush” and a word for platonic interest, “squish”.
Peter: but what about a word for mentor interest? Like how do I tell SOMEONE I want them to teach me, make me a better person, and love me like the son they never had???
Harley: just hack into his computer and put his digital signature on your adoption papers. Tony’s been my legal guardian for three months and he doesn’t have a clue.
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bisexual-chupacabra · 2 months ago
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Peter: Just be yourself.
Y/N: 'Be myself'? Peter, I have one day to win Nat over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Wanda: Couple weeks.
Tony: Six months.
Steve: Jury’s still out.
Y/N: See, Peter?
Y/N: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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incorrectmarvelquote · 11 days ago
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Peter: I told Mr Stark to chill and he said ‘I am chill’ and I said ‘I thought you were Mr Stark’
Peter: I dad-joked Mr Stark! I am the revolution!
Tony: Hello revolution, I’m Mr Stark
Peter:
Peter: A bitter defeat
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lesbian-deadpool · 25 days ago
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Tony: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Tony: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Y/N: Uh... what's up with him?
Harley: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Tony: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Peter, crying: It's working.
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dyns33 · 16 days ago
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Peter : “So Y/N is a wizard.” 
Y/N : “Actually, it’s master of the mys...” 
Doctor Strange, from afar: “Apprentice of the mystic arts.” 
Y/N : “Yes, that.” 
Peter : “Ok, so wizard. And Loki is a divine snake with powers.” 
Loki : “In a way.” 
Peter : “And you two are... something. So, if one day we need code names for you, I was thinking Loki could be Snake, and Y/N... Lizard.” 
Y/N : “... No.” 
Loki : “Yes.” 
Doctor Strange, still from afar : “Apprentice lizard.” 
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