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Peter B: Can toothpaste go bad?

Noir: There is no good or bad. Only power and those too weak to seek it.

Peter B: I don’t think that answers my question, but thank you?

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Tony: it’s nice that you’re helping teach Morgan English, but can you not do it in vine references?

Peter: i have no clue what you’re talking about

Morgan *from the other room*: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!

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peter parker : i’m just over here having an allergic reaction to everyday life

thor odinson : are you alright spiderling?

peter parker : phtttt of not *eating cereal out of the box with chopsticks*

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𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐢'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 (𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 #𝟏) ♡

peter: what did you say, sweetheart? when were you born? 

y/n: uhm… on 18th june, why? *doesn’t even knows her birth-time*

peter: okay, but which year of 18th june? 

y/n: *shaky voice* well, uhm…

thor: *walks in with a bag of chips* oh, my little granddaughter hasn’t been interested in her age since her 400th birthday, parker-boy!

peter: *almost chokes* wh-WHAT

y/n: *looking at thor with anger* that wasn’t supposed to happen, uncle thor!

peter: I-I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU 400 YEARS BUT HOW– *faints*

y/n: oh my god, peter! *lifts peter’s arm*

thor: *taps y/n’ shoulder while walking by* don’t worry, child, he’s gonna get used to it. 

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Natasha: Did it hurt when you fell?

Peter: From what? Heaven?

Natasha: No, from the bus. You tripped on a step and just kinda laid there.

Peter:

Wanda: We all saw it.

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Confess

Tony: *Sees Peter and you walk into the room holding hands* “So who finally confessed?”

Peter: *with a proud smile* “It was me I made sure it was short and sweet.”

You: “You yelled listen hear you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them…from the roof.”

Peter: “It worked though.”

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