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lesbian-deadpool · 3 months ago
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Steve: Have you guys seen Y/N and Peter? They still have chores to do.
Tony: No, haven’t seen them since the storm started.
Steve: Since the sto-? Y/N, NO!
Y/N, standing in the middle of a thunderstorm, with Steve’s shield raised high: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS!
(Bonus)
Tony: What the fu-?
Tony: Wait. Where’s Peter?
Peter: *Making mud-angels*
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underoosstark · 2 years ago
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Peter Parker most definitely runs an Incorrect Quotes Tumblr account dedicated solely to the Avengers - except every single quote is actually something one of the Avengers has actually said
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ginas-imagine-blog · 2 years ago
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Peter : I’M CALLING MY FATHER !
Flash : You don’t HAVE a father.
Tony, showing up 5 seconds later, blasting through the wall : The fuck did you say you little shit
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 months ago
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Y/N: Okay, so let’s go over this one more time.
Y/N: If something breaks?
Peter: We try to fix it before Tony finds out!
Y/N: Yes! And if that doesn't work?
Peter: We blame it on Loki!
Loki: Honestly, fuck you guys.
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incorrect-marvel-2019 · a year ago
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Peter: Hey Tony
Tony: Yeh?
Peter: What’s Captain America’s favourite drink?
Tony: err
Peter: Iced Americano!
Tony:
Tony:
Tony: Ill give you five bucks if you go and tell that joke to Steve right now.
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bruciewayne · 2 years ago
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Steve: what are your superpowers, son?
peter: uh, heightened senses, depression, enhanced speed, agility and stamina, yo mamma jokes-
steve: yo mamma jokes?
peter: well, mr. america, i’m an orphan so they can’t say anything back
tony: kid-
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sammles · a year ago
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Tony: Hi-
Peter: ⁱ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵘⁱᵈᵉ
Tony: What?
Peter: ...
Tony: ...
Peter: I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE, I’LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE
Tony: What have I done
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