okay but the way the crowd coming together to protect kamala, it was so much like raimi-era spider man where new yorkers would take on goblin or doc oc to protect peter and i can’t believe how much I sobbed, these are the tropes I have missed in marvel movies.
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Matt: But what if I pressed the brake and the gas at the same time?
Spidey: The car takes a screenshot.
Frank, tightly gripping his van’s steering wheel: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Tony: *walks into the kitchen at 9am and sees peter eating breakfast*
Tony: what are you eating?
Peter: a waffle with chocolate and caramel sauce, whipped cream, chocolate chips and sprinkles. Oh, and peanuts.
Tony: ...
Peter: I'm not having it with ice cream, so technically it's not a dessert
Tony: kid, it's not even a dessert at this point. We've passed it being a dessert. That's just straight up diabetes
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Peter B needs a Harry, so have some Parksborn headcanons:
Dumbass bi men who never realized they were dating
Harry had a crush since they met and Peter was so oblivious
They had a "fallout" (break-up) after Peter and MJ divorced, but Harry secretly paid Peter's rent and bought the DB so Peter could keep his job
Harry has a spare key to Peter's apartment (and they were ROOMATES) and cleans up for him sometimes. Peter cries when he finds out
Harry totally knows Peter is Spider-Man. "I mean, he's heroic, brave, kind, funny, and the world's biggest idiot. Who else would it be?"
Miles, Gwen, and Pav meet Harry for the first time and almost lose it. " Uh, all due respect, that's the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life how are you friends. Can he adopt us?
Parent the hell out of the spiderlings. "Okay fine, but don't tell Harry" "Just wait till I tell Peter about this"
Harry: well, you know, he didn't invite me to his wedding, so--
Peter calls Harry 'angel' 1000% thanks bye. Harry calls him Petey ofc. (Peter hates it. He secretly loves it)
Harry still has hoodies that hang off his shoulders most of the time, that smell of pepperoni pizza and tears
Peter is the embodiment of the "saw my roommate kiss guys, am I homophobic?" Reddit Guy
Harry crocheted Mayday's little hat
Ik the classic formula is that Norman wants Peter as a son while constantly undermining Harry, and I want to keep that tension, but
Peter and Norman hating the fuck out of eachother is so goddamn funny to me. Especially if the childhood best friend aspects comes in
Norman is out here beefing with Peter B's 6 year old self and Harry is planning their lego wedding
Probably tried adopting Peter just so he won't be able to marry Harry. "Here's 300$ to stop being friends with my son." "Save that money for our wedding."
Peter has a photo album with just Harry. From age 4 to 30. A collection of polaroids he sleeps with under the pillow like the sap he is
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