Okay, this might be something!
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i respect bottom hoffman truthers, i dabble quite a bit myself, there's just something about strahm's general attitude and need to be the cleverest, most domineering and intimidating guy in the room that makes me want to see him experience a full factory reset via the prostate. with tears
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Do you also think that the ending to Saw V when Strahm is being crushed and as his blood drips onto the door of the glass coffin and as the walls close in and more blood accumulates and Hoffman slowly turns his face away between flashes of Strahm's death is one of the greatest scenes in cinema or are you like normal or something?
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i fully believe that Hoffman was the one who took those massive shits in the toilet from the saw bathroom.
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the meanest spirited thing in the saw franchise is the glass coffin having those tubes hooked up to it
because whether or not they were going to be used, they were added with at least some intention of causing strahm emotional distress after the water cube
personally i headcanon that strahm has ptsd (along with most saw victims because… duh, trauma, and also i have ptsd so coping yippie) and if it were me, i would literally just be paralyzed
i wouldn’t be able to move at all.
in conclusion: hoffman you absolute cunt
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