Frigga: *returns with Loki to the tower* I am so thankful we manage to calm down Jormungandr from his tantrum.
Loki: I too am glad, Mother, but now, I fear for Sleipnir’s life.
Frigga: It is a mother’s instincts to worry over his/her children. *guides Loki to couch.* Come, you need rest.
Loki: *nods and sits down*
Ezra: *runs in to see him* Hey, Lokes! How’s Jor?
Loki: Doing well, thank the Norns. *lets out a sigh of relief*
Tony: Babe! *runs in and jumps on couch to embrace Loki* I missed you!
Loki: Anthony! *laughs* I’ve only been gone for ten minutes!
Bruce: *enters with everyone else* Actually, you’ve been gone for 12, and Tony was already antsy after 2.
Mikey: Hi, Queen Frigga! *hugs Frigga*
Frigga: Oh, hello, my dear. *returns hug and pats Mikey’s head* And I told you to call me ‘mother’, remember?
Mikey: Oh, sorry! Hi, Mother Frigga!
Steve: Are you alright, your highness? You and Loki look worn out.
Frigga: I am alright, Captain, and there is no need for such titles. You are my son’s intended, thus my future son-in-law, thus you are like a son to me.
Loki: And I’m fine. It’s just… motherhood is quite exhausting.
Ezra: Great, now I’m not looking forward to it.
Frigga: *smiles and pats Ezra on the shoulder* It is full of hardship, but motherhood may also have it’s greatness. Do not stress yourself over it, alright?
Ezra: Yeah, you’re right, Mother Frigga. I’m a month and two weeks, after all.
Loki: Don’t Lasat pregnancies last 3 months?
Ezra: BuT i’M—
Loki: Ez, Garazeb’s cycle overpowers your own, thus leveling it down to 3 months of pregnancy.
Frigga: *shakes head* You’ve been using an illusion, have you not?
Mikey: *face-palm* Jack’s gonna flip, Zeb’s gonna rage, and I wanna live.
Loki: We all do. *mutters* Well, to an extent.
Clint: *looks out window* Hey, is that the rainbow thing that you Asgaradians travel on, Queen Frigga?
Frigga: Huh? *turns and gasps to see Odin standing by the balcony of the tower* Odin?!
Odin: Frigga. *glares at his wife then down at Loki* You, your friend and your son had corrupted MY son with his ergi ways, Laufeyson.
Loki: Oof! My death has come.
Ezra: I’m surprised that you had the nerve to say that when Odin’s planning to kill you.
Loki: *shrugs* It was expected sooner or later.
Frigga: *blocks Odin* Don’t you dare take a step forward!
Odin: Move, Frigga. I need to slay that monster that I should have slain as a baby.
Tony: Woah, there! *gets up and holds a hand up* NO ONE is killing anyone in MY house, especially not my boyfriend!
Odin: He is not worthy to have anyone to care for him.
Loki: Harsh. *frowns* And I wonder who has a heart as cold as ice; Odin or me, an actual Frost Giant?
Mikey: Ooh! I can answer that one! Odin!
Ezra: Odin, no doubt.
Odin: *growls* Of course, you have MORE disrespectful friends…
Peter: *goes beside Loki* You won’t kill Mom! We’ll all stop you!
Odin: *turns to Loki in disgust* Another child?! Haven’t you had enough of these monsters?!
Peter: *tears up* W-What…?
Ezra and Mikey: *gasp*
Loki: *takes out a blade* I wOuLd LiKe YoU tO RePeAt ThAt! DaRe YoU! *holds Peter close* He’s such a sweet cinnamon roll! How could you call him a monster?!
Tony: *puts on suit and stands in front of Loki and Peter* How could you call ANY of them a monster?!
Odin: I’ve had enough of this. *pushes Tony away and raises Gungnir at Loki* This ends NOW, Laufeyson!
Thor: *appears at the observatory with Jack, Sleipnir, Laufey, and Farbauti* Heimdall! Where is father?!
Heimdall: He is on Midgard, ready to kill Loki with the Gungnir.
Laufey and Farbauti: WHAT?!
Jack: Get us to Earth! Now!
Heimdall: *nods and opens Bi-Frost* Go, quickly. And good luck.
Odin: *raises Gungnir at Loki* This ends NOW, Laufeyson!
*Everyone looks up, and Bi-Frost appears. Laufey comes forward and grabs Odin’s arm, causing a frosted burn*
Odin: Argh! *hisses and pulls back, dropping Gugnir*
Jack: *grabs Gungnir* GOT IT!
Sleipnir: MOMMY! *runs to Loki*
Loki: Sleipnir! *takes Sleipnir in his arms*
Thor: Father, what are you doing?!
Frigga: Commiting Illegal Execution, that is what! *huffs and walks towards her eldest son*
Odin: I was getting rid of a traitor and a monster! *turns to Laufey and Farbauti* And for the Jotnar, I was ridding of a runt!
Farbauti: *roars* How DARE you assume that we saw our son as a runt?!
Loki: Wait. *turns to Laufey then Farbauti then Jack* I… I was not abandoned?
Jack: *face-palm* Did you really think Odin tells any truth?
Thor: Aye. *nods* Jack, Ezra and Mikey knew of the truth, but they needed proof to approach such a subject to you, brother.
Loki: Of course.
Ezra: Let’s make this a more… 'proper’ reunion, shall we?
Jack: Yes, we shall. *nods and hands Gungnir to Frigga* But FIRST, Odin is to NEVER set foot in Earth ever again.
Odin: YOU CANNOT KEEP ME FROM ENTERING THIS REALM! IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!
Jack: Pah-lease. As if Mother Nature isn’t going to forbid you already.
Laufey: I suggest that this reunion is to be continued in Jotunheim.
Frigga: *nods* I will agree… after the mess here in Midgard is settled.
Mikey: And after we tell a few more truths about the situation?
Loki: Yes, PLEASE. You three owe me THAT much.
Ezra: *laughs* Alright, alright. This’ll be one LONG story to tell.
The End… or is it…? XD