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Loki:

Tony:

Tony: Uhm…

Loki: Depends on how far our relationship is going, for the whole ‘more kids’ thing…

Loki: But I would LOVE to have more, by blood or not.

Tony:

Tony: I mean, I’m rich, and I can easily provide, so sure, I’m game.

Tony: …if Thor doesn’t kill me for it, tho.

Jormungandr: *is 4 years old and in his Aesir form* I’m right here! I’m with big brothers!

Sleipnir: Hello!

Peter: *holding Jor and Sleipnir with a smile*

Loki: As for Fenrir and Hel, Thor and I’ll try to get them out of their prisons using the Gungnir, which Mother have while Odin is being trialed for Illegal Execution by his own council.

Jack: *from the other room* That’s good to hear!

Tony:

Loki:

Loki: Yeah, it is, isn’t it?

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authors note: IM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE AHHHHH IM WORKING ON THE OTHER TWO ATM PLS DONT BE MAD 😭😭😭😭😭

summary: tom breaks an ornament (silly tommy)

~~~

“babe!! give me the ornaments!” you yelled to tom while jumping up and down trying to grab the ornaments from his hand, “tommyyyyyyy give me one! i want to do one!”

“if you can reach it, i’ll give it to you,” he looked down on you with a shit-eating-grin.

“i’ll just go grab some more from the box,” you said, sulking off to grab the pink colored clay ornament.

“no!” tom yelled, smashing into you. you dropped the pink clay, the pink ornament that you and tom made last year for your 1 year anniversary. it was pink with gold glitter all over it, it was in a heart shape with the engraving of “y/n and tom” with a little heart next to it.

“tom!” you said desperately, “you broke the ornament!”

“y/n! oh lord. i’m so sorry!” he blubbered, “i can go get some glue?”

“yeah, yeah,” you said a little distantly, “do that.”

“ok”

you sighed. it’s not like the ornament was your love for him, but it was kind of important to you. maybe you were being a little too harsh…

“i fixed it!”

it was the same except there were little tiny cracks. it was like your love, no matter how much you and tom fight. you will fight through it and fix it.

“it looks beautiful” you whispered

“i know,” he said into your hair, “just like you”

you reached up to his head and snatched his santa hat off. you pulled it on your head, turned around and kissed him.

it was a quick one so you could get back to your decorating.

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Ezra: *passes out*

Mikey: Oooo!

Mikey: He needs some milk!

Tony: WTF?

-

Jack: Boo!

Peter: Staaaahp!

Peter: I coulda dropped my croissant!

Tony: ???

-

Sleipnir: *points to glass* This bitch empty,

Sleipnir: YEET!

Tony: WHY?!

-

*car stops in front of sign*

Loki: *sitting on passenger’s seat* Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.

Tony: *in driver’s seat* asddfghjkja

Tony: UGH! *hits forehead on steering wheel*

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{With Tony}

Tony: So this is your school, huh?

Peter: Yep! This is the cafeteria, the classrooms, the lockers, and the hallway— *bumps into Flash*

Flash: Hey! Watch it, Penis!

Tony:

Tony: *gets his repulsers ready*

Peter: DaD, NO—!

{With Loki}

Loki: This is your Midgardian Learning Hall?

Peter: Uh huh!

Loki: Quite small for a Learning Hall, in all honesty.

Peter: It’s Earth School for ya! *smiles*

Peter: Anyway, here’s the classrooms, where we study, the library, where we get books for references, the lockers, where are stuff usually is, and the hallway— *bumps into Flash*

Flash: Hey! Watch it, Penis!

Loki:

Loki: *skin turning blue and eyes turning red while his scepter appears in his hand*

Loki: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY THAT AGAIN?!

Peter: MoM, NO—!

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{In school}

Flash: Hey, Penis! What— *sees snake around Peter’s neck* Whoa! HOLY SHIT! *runs off*

Peter: Huh? *looks down at snake and sees it’s golden eyes* Oh, hello! You must be my other brother, Jormungandr! Hi there!

Jormungandr: *hisses delightedly with a dagger around it’s tail*

*Everyone scrambles around in panic, screaming, and one pulls a fire alarm*

Peter:

Peter: *whispers to Jor* Uh, Jor, I think you need to leave before the teachers call animal control

Jor: *hisses sadly*

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Peter: Hey, Mom?

Loki: Yes?

Peter: Can I bring my best friend Ned over tomorrow? We have a school project to do.

Loki: What did your father say?

Peter: He said no because he wasn’t going to be here to look after us.

Loki: So why are you asking me?

Peter: Because he’s not the boss of you

Loki: *internally* It’s a trap, it’s a trap. it’s a trap

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{In Earth}

Frigga: *returns with Loki to the tower* I am so thankful we manage to calm down Jormungandr from his tantrum.

Loki: I too am glad, Mother, but now, I fear for Sleipnir’s life.

Frigga: It is a mother’s instincts to worry over his/her children. *guides Loki to couch.* Come, you need rest.

Loki: *nods and sits down*

Ezra: *runs in to see him* Hey, Lokes! How’s Jor?

Loki: Doing well, thank the Norns. *lets out a sigh of relief*

Tony: Babe! *runs in and jumps on couch to embrace Loki* I missed you!

Loki: Anthony! *laughs* I’ve only been gone for ten minutes!

Bruce: *enters with everyone else* Actually, you’ve been gone for 12, and Tony was already antsy after 2.

Mikey: Hi, Queen Frigga! *hugs Frigga*

Frigga: Oh, hello, my dear. *returns hug and pats Mikey’s head* And I told you to call me ‘mother’, remember?

Mikey: Oh, sorry! Hi, Mother Frigga!

Steve: Are you alright, your highness? You and Loki look worn out.

Frigga: I am alright, Captain, and there is no need for such titles. You are my son’s intended, thus my future son-in-law, thus you are like a son to me.

Loki: And I’m fine. It’s just… motherhood is quite exhausting.

Ezra: Great, now I’m not looking forward to it.

Frigga: *smiles and pats Ezra on the shoulder* It is full of hardship, but motherhood may also have it’s greatness. Do not stress yourself over it, alright?

Ezra: Yeah, you’re right, Mother Frigga. I’m a month and two weeks, after all.

Loki: Don’t Lasat pregnancies last 3 months?

Ezra:

Ezra: BuT i’M—

Loki: Ez, Garazeb’s cycle overpowers your own, thus leveling it down to 3 months of pregnancy.

Ezra:

Mikey:

Avengers:

Frigga: *shakes head* You’ve been using an illusion, have you not?

Ezra: …maybe?

Mikey: *face-palm* Jack’s gonna flip, Zeb’s gonna rage, and I wanna live.

Loki: We all do. *mutters* Well, to an extent.

Clint: *looks out window* Hey, is that the rainbow thing that you Asgaradians travel on, Queen Frigga?

Frigga: Huh? *turns and gasps to see Odin standing by the balcony of the tower* Odin?!

Odin: Frigga. *glares at his wife then down at Loki* You, your friend and your son had corrupted MY son with his ergi ways, Laufeyson.

Loki: Oof! My death has come.

Ezra:

Ezra: I’m surprised that you had the nerve to say that when Odin’s planning to kill you.

Loki: *shrugs* It was expected sooner or later.

Frigga: *blocks Odin* Don’t you dare take a step forward!

Odin: Move, Frigga. I need to slay that monster that I should have slain as a baby.

Tony: Woah, there! *gets up and holds a hand up* NO ONE is killing anyone in MY house, especially not my boyfriend!

Odin: He is not worthy to have anyone to care for him.

Loki: Harsh. *frowns* And I wonder who has a heart as cold as ice; Odin or me, an actual Frost Giant?

Mikey: Ooh! I can answer that one! Odin!

Ezra: Odin, no doubt.

Odin: *growls* Of course, you have MORE disrespectful friends…

Peter: *goes beside Loki* You won’t kill Mom! We’ll all stop you!

Odin:

Odin: *turns to Loki in disgust* Another child?! Haven’t you had enough of these monsters?!

Peter: *tears up* W-What…?

Tony: *gasps*

Avengers: *gasp*

Frigga: *gasps*

Ezra and Mikey: *gasp*

Loki:

Loki: *takes out a blade* I wOuLd LiKe YoU tO RePeAt ThAt! DaRe YoU! *holds Peter close* He’s such a sweet cinnamon roll! How could you call him a monster?!

Tony: *puts on suit and stands in front of Loki and Peter* How could you call ANY of them a monster?!

Odin: I’ve had enough of this. *pushes Tony away and raises Gungnir at Loki* This ends NOW, Laufeyson!

-

{In Asgard}

Thor: *appears at the observatory with Jack, Sleipnir, Laufey, and Farbauti* Heimdall! Where is father?!

Heimdall: He is on Midgard, ready to kill Loki with the Gungnir.

Laufey and Farbauti: WHAT?!

Jack: asdfghjkasdfghjk

Jack: Get us to Earth! Now!

Heimdall: *nods and opens Bi-Frost* Go, quickly. And good luck.

-

{On Earth}

Odin: *raises Gungnir at Loki* This ends NOW, Laufeyson!

???: NO!

*Everyone looks up, and Bi-Frost appears. Laufey comes forward and grabs Odin’s arm, causing a frosted burn*

Odin: Argh! *hisses and pulls back, dropping Gugnir*

Jack: *grabs Gungnir* GOT IT!

Sleipnir: MOMMY! *runs to Loki*

Loki: Sleipnir! *takes Sleipnir in his arms*

Thor: Father, what are you doing?!

Frigga: Commiting Illegal Execution, that is what! *huffs and walks towards her eldest son*

Odin: I was getting rid of a traitor and a monster! *turns to Laufey and Farbauti* And for the Jotnar, I was ridding of a runt!

Farbauti: *roars* How DARE you assume that we saw our son as a runt?!

Loki: Wait. *turns to Laufey then Farbauti then Jack* I… I was not abandoned?

Jack: *face-palm* Did you really think Odin tells any truth?

Thor: Aye. *nods* Jack, Ezra and Mikey knew of the truth, but they needed proof to approach such a subject to you, brother.

Loki:

Loki: Of course.

Ezra: Let’s make this a more… 'proper’ reunion, shall we?

Jack: Yes, we shall. *nods and hands Gungnir to Frigga* But FIRST, Odin is to NEVER set foot in Earth ever again.

Odin: YOU CANNOT KEEP ME FROM ENTERING THIS REALM! IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!

Jack: Pah-lease. As if Mother Nature isn’t going to forbid you already.

Laufey: I suggest that this reunion is to be continued in Jotunheim.

Frigga: *nods* I will agree… after the mess here in Midgard is settled.

Mikey: And after we tell a few more truths about the situation?

Loki: Yes, PLEASE. You three owe me THAT much.

Ezra: *laughs* Alright, alright. This’ll be one LONG story to tell.

The End… or is it…? XD

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Me: Tony, Truth or Dare?

Tony: Ha! Can’t make me do shit! Truth!

Me: Have you told Loki about the shrapnel in your chest?

Tony:

Loki:

Avengers:

Peter:

Jack: Oof! Exposed! XD

Loki: Anthony Edward Stark—

Tony: …shit, no, I haven’t said anything…

Loki: YOU WERE DYING THE WHOLE TIME?!

Peter: Dad, WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD US?!

Steve: Yeah, Tony… why?

Tony: *shrugs* I wouldn’t think that it was such a big deal…

Loki: *grabs Tony and runs off*

Ezra: *sips cup of tea* This has made my day.

-

Me: Bruce, Truth or Dare?

Bruce: Uh, dare, I guess? *drinks coffee* Not really prepared to answer any questions at the moment.

Me: Okie! I dare you to Hulk out without getting mad!

Bruce:

Steve: Uhm… is that a good idea?

Ezra: In the future, Bruce would be able to control Hulk. It’s good practice.

Bruce: I… don’t know…

Me: Alright, just hulk out then.

Clint: Tony’s the only one who managed to do that, and Loki’s still removing that shrapnel from his chest.

Thor: What else can anger the Hulk?

Mikey: Ooh! Just do what Tony would do! Annoy him!

Ezra: …or I can use the Force to unlock Hulk from his mind.

Bruce: *eyes widen* You can do that?

Jack: YOU CAN DO THAT???

Ezra: *shrugs* I’ve tries something like it before. Hang on, let me concentrate. *closes eyes and raises hand towards Bruce*

Bruce: *feels headache before beginning to turn green and enlarging*

Hulk: RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRR!

Me: *takes picture of Hulk* Worth it!

Nat: *chuckles*

-

Me: Mikester, Truth or Dare?

Mikey: Dare! Dare! Dare!

Jack: Oh, NO—

Me: Oh, YES! XD

Me: I dare you to eat two towers of pizza that are 5 ft tall!

Mikey: YIPEEE! *runs to the kitchen*

Thor: Young Michelangelo can eat so much? I will not believe it!

Ezra: Eh. *shrugs* He’s eaten more.

Clint: *grins* THIS I GOT to see. *heads to the kicthen*

Steve:

Steve: Do we even have a tower of pizza?

-

Me: Thor, Truth or Dare?

Thor: I would take many dares, but this time, I will settle in with the truth.

Jack: *facepalm* Bad decision.

Thor: Why? Am I not honest?

Steve: You’re the most honest guy I know.

Nat: Let’s just see what she asks.

Ezra: Alright, big guy. *sighs and pats Thor’s back* You asked for it. Gia, roll it up.

Me: >:D

Me: Thor, is it true that have disowned Loki as a brother as Odin has disowned Loki as a son?

Thor:

Peter:

Steve:

Nat:

Bruce (who turned back already):

Thor: *le gasp* THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE! LOKI IS MY BROTHER!

Jack: *folds arms* Then name ONE time where you acted as his brother since your coronation.

Thor: I BELIEVED HIM WHEN HE SAID THAT FATHER WAS DEAD!

Ezra: Odin WAS dying. *murmurs* He’s better off dead.

Thor:

Thor: I LISTEN TO HIM AND HIS ADVICES!

Jack: When he suggested that you leave Jotunheim, you told him to ‘know his place’, and you kept fighting the Jotnar despite the call of retreat.

Me: And you got yourself banished, not knowing Loki was already facing an existential crisis.

Jack and Ezra: And it was YOUR fault that he found out that he was a Frost Giant!

Thor:

Thor: HE LET IN THE JOTNAR ON MY CORONATION!

Ezra: You were going to be a terrible king, Thor. Someone HAD to save the Nine Realms.

Jack: And truth be told, the Casket was theirs to begin with. They just needed to claim what was theirs because of Odin stealing it in the first place.

Ezra: Like father, like son. You see the Jotnar as a threat, even if the Jotun is your own 'brother’. Let me guess, you’re planning to kill Loki too, just like what you’ve promised him years ago about slaying all the Frost Giants?

Jack: Can’t you see that none of this would have ever happened if your so-called father wasn’t a piece of shit and had raised Loki right and equal to you? You’re blinder than Odin, and he’s only got one eye left!

Steve:

Steve: Are you guys really bias about this, or is this all true?

Ezra: Nah, it’s true. I mean, sure, Loki should have been smarter into thinking that you wouldn’t do something as reckless as going to Jotunheim after the ruined coronation, but you could’ve listened to your father for once, Thor.

Thor: I WAS STUBBORN! I REGRET IT ALL, I SWEAR!

Jack: I’m done listening to Odin’s bloodline. *gets up and uses wind to fly off* I’m gonna see how Lokes is doing.

Ezra: I’m gonna make sure Mikey doesn’t get a tummy ache from all the pizza. *gets up and walks to the kitchen*

Me:

Me: Man, this is like playing monopoly or scrabble…

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